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By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Liverpool

Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

You skip legs

Quads, calves, hamstrings are all the rage.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
15 weeks ago

Reading

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

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By *eroLondonMan
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

... because the poor fellow has a rather well endowed MUG. 🩶

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By *inkylipsWoman
15 weeks ago

Debauchery

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By *uacksplat.Woman
15 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

.. i don't like London Px

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By *ineapple_turnoverCouple
15 weeks ago

London


".. i don't like London Px "

You don't like London...

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
15 weeks ago

Bradford

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
15 weeks ago

The Continental

You don’t like willies up ya

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By *parkle1974Woman
15 weeks ago

Leeds

Too fit

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By *eroLondonMan
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

Too fiery. 🔥

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By *iss KinkWoman
15 weeks ago

North West

Too sparkly

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By *ir tootMan
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Too sparkly"

Too kinky

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By *utty200Couple
15 weeks ago

nearby

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By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Liverpool

But she wears denim skirts!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
15 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

He skips leg day

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By *hastityPleasureGiverMan
15 weeks ago

Rotherham

I'm in a chastity cage

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
15 weeks ago

Bradford

Does removed by poster mean removal of post by the OP

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By *ir tootMan
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Does removed by poster mean removal of post by the OP"

No deleted by themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Does removed by poster mean removal of post by the OP

No deleted by themselves."

You're a vampire

& I'm a werewolf

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Your schlong is too loooong for my kong

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By *uperSalopian7Man
15 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Your schlong is too loooong for my kong"

Your past my bedtime

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By *elboy1978Man
15 weeks ago

Jarrow

I’m not into men

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By *aizyWoman
15 weeks ago

west midlands

I always prefered Uncle Albert 🤷‍♀️

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By *ir tootMan
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I always prefered Uncle Albert 🤷‍♀️"

I would but I need to test yor blood first because you might be a thing 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"I always prefered Uncle Albert 🤷‍♀️"
sorry i would just fuck you xxx

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
15 weeks ago

Bradford


"Does removed by poster mean removal of post by the OP

No deleted by themselves."

But I never unless I did it myself by accident and didn’t realise

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
15 weeks ago

London

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By *ir tootMan
15 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Does removed by poster mean removal of post by the OP

No deleted by themselves.

But I never unless I did it myself by accident and didn’t realise "

.don't worry mate, OP cant delete though so don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Because I’m straight

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By *parkle1974Woman
15 weeks ago

Leeds

Too far away

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By *ad NannaWoman
15 weeks ago

East London

I don't want glitter in my vagina.

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By *usurrusCouple
15 weeks ago

North West.


"I don't want glitter in my vagina."

Even your silhouette is not available!

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"I don't want glitter in my vagina.

Even your silhouette is not available! "

. Because I'm a single male

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By *iss DevilWoman
15 weeks ago

Bedford

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By *iss DevilWoman
15 weeks ago

Bedford


"I don't want glitter in my vagina.

Even your silhouette is not available!

. Because I'm a single male "

Googly eyes don't do anything for me! (There was spelling mistake in the previous post)

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"I don't want glitter in my vagina.

Even your silhouette is not available!

. Because I'm a single male

Googly eyes don't do anything for me! (There was spelling mistake in the previous post)"

They get me out of so much

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Too far away "

Nothing good comes east they say we could always make it happen

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By *IXEN200Woman
15 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Too far away

Nothing good comes east they say we could always make it happen "

It's all down to distance again

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By *wsw1londonMan
15 weeks ago

London

….if I could!

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Too far away

Nothing good comes east they say we could always make it happen

It's all down to distance again"

If I ever visit Newcastle

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
14 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

You're the other side of the World

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By *beeMan
14 weeks ago

Bristol


"You're the other side of the World"

Yup. The other hemisphere. But if you're ever in the BS postcode.. ..

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By *moothdickMan
14 weeks ago

stoke

The other side of the world

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
14 weeks ago

Bristol

I’m straight

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

You answer quicker than I do in the word game.

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
14 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Can we watch Dirty Dancing first?

Apologies for messaging you that privately - I meant to reply in thread

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
14 weeks ago

Bristol


"Can we watch Dirty Dancing first?

Apologies for messaging you that privately - I meant to reply in thread "

Again. Geography

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By *allipygousMan
14 weeks ago

Leicester

He's a blokey bloke.

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By *lueLotusWoman
14 weeks ago

the wilderness


"He's a blokey bloke. "

I'm not bendy enough

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By *ick_man_88Man
14 weeks ago

hartlepool


"He's a blokey bloke.

I'm not bendy enough"

I'm shy

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
14 weeks ago

Bristol


"He's a blokey bloke.

I'm not bendy enough

I'm shy"

I’m sober

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By *dfabMan
14 weeks ago

Dunboyne


"He's a blokey bloke.

I'm not bendy enough

I'm shy

I’m sober "

Cos he's a bloke!

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By *afkaMan
14 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

You copied your BDSM test onto your profile

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
14 weeks ago

Bristol

My abs would feel inadequate

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By *iss Boot LoverTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Tetbury

Comes from the wrong side of Bristol.

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By *haiababeWoman
14 weeks ago

North devon

Cos im jealous cos i can't wear heels like that. Lol

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By *r Black 85Man
14 weeks ago

nottingham

Because you are not local 😭😭😭

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By *dscarlett69TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Lincoln

Cause your profile says straight

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By *rs k mr ACouple
14 weeks ago

glasgow

Because “ you mugged me off “

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By *ambo116Man
14 weeks ago

ilfracombe

Because you might say no 😂😂

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By *ik NaksCouple
14 weeks ago

Wigan

You never returned our speaker

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By *ac221Man
14 weeks ago

Newquay

No but’s

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By *r kink8585Man
14 weeks ago

ireland,

Needs more dragons

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Because he wouldn't be into it

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

You took a picture of your ass on 13th Sep! How did you manage that?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"You took a picture of your ass on 13th Sep! How did you manage that? "

Upside down phone at arms length, then flipped the image 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

You shall not pass.

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By *elfastpantyguyMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

I'd rim and suck the above profile and let him bend me over and fuck my slut ass

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

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By *ames250122Man
14 weeks ago

Worcester


"You shall not pass."

Uses the best quote of LOTR at the perfect time

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By *inkyRebelMan
14 weeks ago

Swindon

You have the wrong equipment

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By *im28Man
14 weeks ago

loughborough

Above my age range

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
14 weeks ago

Leeds

The government say I’m not allowed one foot over the loughborough border.

The mr

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By *asha86Couple
14 weeks ago

walsall

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By *asha86Couple
14 weeks ago

walsall


"The government say I’m not allowed one foot over the loughborough border.

The mr "

I would fuck you but... sorry struggling for a reason not to

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By *ik NaksCouple
14 weeks ago

Wigan

Your boobies would suffocate us x

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

You removed such an amazing post

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I have standards

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

your always driving

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By *akedMMan
14 weeks ago

Witney

Sorry not into men

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By *ik NaksCouple
14 weeks ago

Wigan

What he said

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By *haiababeWoman
14 weeks ago

North devon

According to your profile, i think my boobs are too big.

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

He removed his penis.

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By *ivpoolmanMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"He removed his penis."

I’m too far x

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

your a man

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By *haiababeWoman
14 weeks ago

North devon

You removed your post from under mine. Lol

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
14 weeks ago

La La Land

You don't want a FWB who is too far away....and that appears to be what I am

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By *cott14Man
14 weeks ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

Because you are out of my league 😞 x

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

His tache would tickle my fanny.

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire


"His tache would tickle my fanny."

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By *r Mind CandyMan
14 weeks ago

Cheshire

My dinners ready!

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By *haiababeWoman
14 weeks ago

North devon

Cos dom's scare me slighly.

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By *xmman2023Man
14 weeks ago

wrexham

I’d rather you sit on my face for a while first xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

I can't see you x

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By *unnoisseurMan
14 weeks ago

Stratford

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

your in yorkshire

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By *unnoisseurMan
14 weeks ago

Stratford


"I can't see you x"

You beat me to post. I had put Because only the lady likes Milk Tray.

But it seems I was wrong.

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By *afkaMan
14 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

I still can't make sense of your post

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By *unnoisseurMan
14 weeks ago

Stratford


"I still can't make sense of your post"

You're old enough to remember the old Milk Tray adverts. What did the card left behind look like

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By *haiababeWoman
14 weeks ago

North devon

He is offering milk tray but inlike dark chocolate. Lol

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By *xmman2023Man
14 weeks ago

wrexham

Unleash them boobies xx

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By *idnight experimentalCouple
14 weeks ago

Congleton / Derby

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By *idnight experimentalCouple
14 weeks ago

Congleton / Derby

We both would fuck you but... sorry struggling for a reason not to except that your to far away unless we are on holiday in Devon lovely part of the country.

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By *dam1971Man
14 weeks ago

Bedford

I would, but that shower photo says I’d want to spend all day in there

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By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

Your helmet is too big

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By *cott14Man
14 weeks ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

Your tartan clashes with mine

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By *p4funCouple
14 weeks ago

Plymouth

Too beardy

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
14 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m too beardy to be allowed.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
14 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I’m too beardy to be allowed. "

I'm only really interested in the Minstrels.

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By *haiababeWoman
14 weeks ago

North devon

I'm worried he'd steal the minstrels out of my revels.

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By *IG Dick MickMan
14 weeks ago

bracknell

I'm here for the comments

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Too big for me bro.

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By *luboyoMan
14 weeks ago

North West / Birmingham

She's out of my league. So beautiful

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By *oe n JayCouple
14 weeks ago

Surrey


"Too big for me bro."

All we can think of is you live too far

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

Dunno if there’s a vibe.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
14 weeks ago

The Continental

You dont like the willies put up ya

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By *carlettsWoman
14 weeks ago

Harpenden


"You dont like the willies put up ya "

Not sure he shares his Minstrels

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By *etal and KinkMan
14 weeks ago

Malice


"You dont like the willies put up ya

Not sure he shares his Minstrels"

I only like moody women

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By *r Mind CandyMan
14 weeks ago

Cheshire


"You dont like the willies put up ya

Not sure he shares his Minstrels"

Too hot! She’ll set fire to my bed!

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By *haiababeWoman
14 weeks ago

North devon

So of your toys scare me.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
14 weeks ago

The Continental

She thinks the minstrels in revels are true minstrels

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By *EX-SMan
14 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I would love to but I am too far away

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By *imherjgCouple
14 weeks ago

andover

Your spiky collar might poke us

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By *VLC13Man
14 weeks ago

Edinburgh

No but’s I’d fuck u both

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
14 weeks ago

Reigate


"Your spiky collar might poke us "

No bits, you guys are spot on!

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By *unglevipsCouple
14 weeks ago

Somerset


"Your spiky collar might poke us

No bits, you guys are spot on! "

Oh we definitely would. Can’t see a reason why not.

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By *cott14Man
14 weeks ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

Wait one moment caller ….. trying to think of a reason

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
14 weeks ago

Reigate


"Your spiky collar might poke us

No bits, you guys are spot on!

Oh we definitely would. Can’t see a reason why not. "

Shame we aren’t closer

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By *imherjgCouple
14 weeks ago

andover


"Your spiky collar might poke us

No bits, you guys are spot on! "

Ain’t that a Sunday morning boost

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

She would break my heart. 💔

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By *imherjgCouple
14 weeks ago

andover

Oh, apologies about that never our intention

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

She would still break my heart. 💔

🙂

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By *cott14Man
14 weeks ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

Too famous . I couldn’t cope with the paparazzi

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Too famous . I couldn’t cope with the paparazzi "

He fancies his beard more than me

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By *rNightMan
14 weeks ago

Coventry


"Too famous . I couldn’t cope with the paparazzi

He fancies his beard more than me"

You have a torn cunt

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By *endalshaggersCouple
14 weeks ago

Lake District


"Too famous . I couldn’t cope with the paparazzi

He fancies his beard more than me

You have a torn cunt "

I'm not into fucking random guys off this site?

C xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Too famous . I couldn’t cope with the paparazzi

He fancies his beard more than me

You have a torn cunt

I'm not into fucking random guys off this site?

C xoxo"

I'd be too busy helping you find the TV remote

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By *ustincider888Man
14 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Because blokes aren't my thing

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By *hinstrapMan
14 weeks ago

Barnsley

....he's male

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
14 weeks ago

North West

He's bored, I'm boring. Never gonna work.

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By *uacksplat.Woman
14 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

... i think i'd be distracted by the _hinstrap Px

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By *uacksplat.Woman
14 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe


"He's bored, I'm boring. Never gonna work. "

absolutely zero buts.. i'd bone you in a heartbeat babycakes 😍😍 Px

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By *oxy RedWoman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

Tits are better than mine x

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By *llaBelle1Woman
14 weeks ago

wherever


"... i think i'd be distracted by the _hinstrap Px "

We would cause an eclipse with our boobs!

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By *rNightMan
14 weeks ago

Coventry


"... i think i'd be distracted by the _hinstrap Px

We would cause an eclipse with our boobs!"

You hog the duvet

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By *ossssMan
14 weeks ago

North East of England

I'd smother myself in those boobs

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By *urenutsMan
14 weeks ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"... i think i'd be distracted by the _hinstrap Px

We would cause an eclipse with our boobs!"

You to bootilious

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By *imherjgCouple
14 weeks ago

andover


"... i think i'd be distracted by the _hinstrap Px

We would cause an eclipse with our boobs!

You to bootilious "

Allergic to nuts

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By *hinstrapMan
14 weeks ago

Barnsley

Too many nuts

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By *imherjgCouple
14 weeks ago

andover


"Too many nuts "

Snap

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14 weeks ago


"Too many nuts

Snap"

I can't find Andover on the map

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
14 weeks ago

the moon

Your bf wouldn’t like it 😏

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By *imherjgCouple
14 weeks ago

andover


"Your bf wouldn’t like it 😏"

*husband

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
14 weeks ago

the moon


"Your bf wouldn’t like it 😏

*husband"

Him then 😂

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By *imherjgCouple
14 weeks ago

andover


"Your bf wouldn’t like it 😏"

Wouldn’t be able to pull you away from the mirror selfies

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
14 weeks ago

London


"Your bf wouldn’t like it 😏

*husband

Him then 😂"

I can't find any impediment

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By *entadreadMan
14 weeks ago

Essex


"... i think i'd be distracted by the _hinstrap Px "

The distance

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
14 weeks ago

the moon


"Your bf wouldn’t like it 😏

*husband

Him then 😂

I can't find any impediment "

ditto 😁

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By *nya NeesWoman
14 weeks ago

Brum


"Your bf wouldn’t like it 😏

*husband

Him then 😂

I can't find any impediment

ditto 😁"

Shit 🤣😜😍

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"... i think i'd be distracted by the _hinstrap Px

The distance "

You cut off your dreads..

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
14 weeks ago

Cambs

Distance and loc maintenance lol

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
14 weeks ago

Reigate


"Distance and loc maintenance lol "

But nothing

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By *imherjgCouple
14 weeks ago

andover

You might forget and leave us tied up

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By *scobar67Man
14 weeks ago

glasgow

I would

Mrs obv lol

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By *inbad695Man
14 weeks ago

Wakefield

Because you died in 1993 (and a guy)

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By *ongandharderMan
14 weeks ago

Rotherham


"Because you died in 1993 (and a guy)"

Distance

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By *untime 300Man
14 weeks ago

doncaster

I would

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I don't know how to have fun

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By *rystalsswingCouple
14 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West


"I don't know how to have fun "

Your too far away!

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

im to old

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By *rightonsteveMan
14 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’m hoping the next poster after me will want to! Fingers crossed and touch wood and the universe is smiling on me cos it’s just def gonna happy happen!!

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