FabSwingers.com forum: If you HAD to be in a human centipede

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
6 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Which fabber would be behind you and which one in front ?

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By *ust another WonkoMan
6 weeks ago

here and there

Let me think

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

East Sussex

Nobody in front and I don't care who's behind

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
6 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Nobody in front and I don't care who's behind "

It matters !

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By *uperSalopian7Man
6 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

I'd be behind Quacksplat with Hornycouga behind me

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
6 weeks ago

Essex

Most are full of shit anyway, so it matters not.

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By *ife NinjaMan
6 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Most are full of shit anyway, so it matters not."

I'll follow you. Your shit might smell nice

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

But WHY do we HAVE to be in a human centipede?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
6 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"But WHY do we HAVE to be in a human centipede?"

IF Nell...... I said IF

Now im wishing I didnt cos everyone keeps saying shit .....

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
6 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Nobody in front and I don't care who's behind

It matters !"

I think in this instance it matters if the person in front has been eating Mexican or not.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
6 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

I'm.not sure who I would want to be honest. 🤔

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By *uperSalopian7Man
6 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"But WHY do we HAVE to be in a human centipede?

IF Nell...... I said IF

Now im wishing I didnt cos everyone keeps saying shit ..... "

In my head it's a rimming train. Still not for everyone, but at least not as bad as the film

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By *avexxMan
6 weeks ago

cheshire

i fkn hate that film

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By *dam1971Man
6 weeks ago

Bedford

Anyone from my Hotlist please

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By *ou only live onceMan
6 weeks ago

London

How we are conjoined matters here...

I'll hold hands with (almost) any of you, but...

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
6 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"How we are conjoined matters here...

I'll hold hands with (almost) any of you, but..."

Probably the same way as the film.

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By *ou only live onceMan
6 weeks ago

London

"How we are conjoined matters here...

I'll hold hands with (almost) any of you, but...

Probably the same way as the film."

Can't say I've seen it (which I know is a crucial gap for this thread!)

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"But WHY do we HAVE to be in a human centipede?

IF Nell...... I said IF

Now im wishing I didnt cos everyone keeps saying shit .....

In my head it's a rimming train. Still not for everyone, but at least not as bad as the film "

Like the Splinter sauna scene in The Boys...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Yuck

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
6 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"How we are conjoined matters here...

I'll hold hands with (almost) any of you, but...

Probably the same way as the film.

Can't say I've seen it (which I know is a crucial gap for this thread!)"

Haha so he stitches people's butts on there faces, there's more to it then that though.

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By *ostindreamsMan
6 weeks ago

London

Never seen the film. But I know what's about and I wouldn't put my worst enemy through it.

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By *uperSalopian7Man
6 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"But WHY do we HAVE to be in a human centipede?

IF Nell...... I said IF

Now im wishing I didnt cos everyone keeps saying shit .....

In my head it's a rimming train. Still not for everyone, but at least not as bad as the film

Like the Splinter sauna scene in The Boys..."

Yes

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By *ou only live onceMan
6 weeks ago

London

"How we are conjoined matters here...

I'll hold hands with (almost) any of you, but...

Probably the same way as the film.

Can't say I've seen it (which I know is a crucial gap for this thread!)

Haha so he stitches people's butts on there faces, there's more to it then that though."

I just read the synopsis! There is a reason why I've not seen it.

🤣

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
6 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Does it matter that I haven't seen it either ......?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
6 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Does it matter that I haven't seen it either ......? "

To be honest probably best you haven't, I.. it's fucked up.

That's why i was confused by this thread, apologies.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Central

I'm only going to say when Granny Crumpet tells us her choice

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By *dam1971Man
6 weeks ago

Bedford

"Does it matter that I haven't seen it either ......? "

Nor me. Let’s agree not to.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
5 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I watched the trailer. Which sick person started this thread ? The trailer terrified me !

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By *agnar73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Can I be at the very very back? Preferably with a woman in front. Cheers.

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By *8on33Man
5 weeks ago

winfrith

"Nobody in front and I don't care who's behind

It mutters !"
who does?

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By *eliWoman
5 weeks ago

Granny? Is that really you? Not been hacked?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
5 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny? Is that really you? Not been hacked? "

*sigh* it's all me Meli ..... all me

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
5 weeks ago

Okehampton

Hmm this is probably “the” life question.

So a quick question before I decide, anyone have a heavy legume based diet?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
5 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm all lentils n beans ..... no tofu or seitan ...... im very partial to tempeh tho

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By *rucking-HellMan
5 weeks ago

Northampton

In 25+ years of using the internet, that has to be the funniest thread title I've ever seen

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By *ools and the brainCouple
5 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

You know I think I'd prefer to be eaten by a lion rather than be in any position in a human centipede regardless of who's in front of behind.

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By *alcon77Man
5 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Thankfully, i know how to change a tyre.

That was the take-home lesson from that film.

-lf you don't want to eat s*** learn how to change a tyre.

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By *ggdrasil66Man
5 weeks ago

Saltdean

Hmm, I don’t know why I have given this any thought, because there is no way anyone could make me do this. BUT if I have to bury my face in anyone’s arsehole, it would have to be a woman who is clean and likes a rimjob. As for at my rear, again would have to be a woman, who doesn’t bite!

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By *ascaIMan
5 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

I’d like to be part of the centipede from the third film with all the convicts. The whole forum can get involved then. Nobody gets left out.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Why am I 3 days late to this thread? A belter, clearly right down my dark alley.

I can't mention names on here, but seeing as though I have kissed every square inch of her body and everything tastes lovely, she would be in front.

Behind. Even easier. My close little confidentes on here would know who it would be and I would ensure that I ate a chicken vindaloo then went for a 8 mile walk with 30kg before gladly nuzzling my shokolade sternfische into her nose.

Shit. Did I just say that out aloud?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I’d like to be part of the centipede from the third film with all the convicts. The whole forum can get involved then. Nobody gets left out. "

Third. Film. ??

😳

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By *ascaIMan
5 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"I’d like to be part of the centipede from the third film with all the convicts. The whole forum can get involved then. Nobody gets left out.

Third. Film. ??

😳"

It’s not quite on par with The Lord of the Rings in terms of trilogies but it’s VERY close 🤏🏻

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I’d like to be part of the centipede from the third film with all the convicts. The whole forum can get involved then. Nobody gets left out.

Third. Film. ??

😳

It’s not quite on par with The Lord of the Rings in terms of trilogies but it’s VERY close 🤏🏻"

Oh! Well, since you put it like that...

... I'll still avoid it. 🤣

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By *agnar73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I’d like to be part of the centipede from the third film with all the convicts. The whole forum can get involved then. Nobody gets left out.

Third. Film. ??

😳"

Really? Jeeeeez

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By *agnar73Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

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By *hrista BellendWoman
5 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Spurs Infront, cookie behind, alas we would be laughing too much to move anywhere though

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By *IXEN200Woman
5 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I've seen clips of the film so I'd rather not be thanks all the same

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