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"Should we not share our experiences in case someone thinks we're trying to best them? Or should we only share things that humble us. You went to Tenerife? Lucky you, I could only afford a day out to Southen-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of us, and we walked home. " Made myself laugh 😂 | |||
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"Should we not share our experiences in case someone thinks we're trying to best them? Or should we only share things that humble us. You went to Tenerife? Lucky you, I could only afford a day out to Southen-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of us, and we walked home. " Well…… I could only afford half a day out at south en on sea, it snowed the whole time, and I had to wrestle a seagull for the chips out of a bin, then had to crawl home! 😁 | |||
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"Pfft… the aliens that sucked me off came from an alternate universe." That’s nothing! The aliens that sucked me off came from a universe that existed even before the Big Bang! So there! 😝 | |||
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"Pfft… the aliens that sucked me off came from an alternate universe. That’s nothing! The aliens that sucked me off came from a universe that existed even before the Big Bang! So there! 😝" I created the Big Bang when I bent the aliens over. | |||
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"Fabdwingers....completed it mate. "Oh I completed it ages ago! Even the big boss didn’t wanna mess with me! 💪 | |||
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"Pfft… the aliens that sucked me off came from an alternate universe. That’s nothing! The aliens that sucked me off came from a universe that existed even before the Big Bang! So there! 😝 I created the Big Bang when I bent the aliens over." Yeah well the aliens that you bent over, bent me over first……. Oh no wait 🤦🏻♂️ | |||
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"A day out to Southend-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of you, and we walked home? Lucky you. I could only afford half a day out to the opening of my local B&M, during a thunderstorm, made chips from a potato and used my lighter to cook it. Crawled home on my hands and knees cause I set fire to myself cooking the chip and I couldn’t walk after that. And it was a Monday. " 😂😂😂😂 even I’m struggling to come back at this one! | |||
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"Should we not share our experiences in case someone thinks we're trying to best them? Or should we only share things that humble us. You went to Tenerife? Lucky you, I could only afford a day out to Southen-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of us, and we walked home. Made myself laugh 😂" In a Jimmy Carr kind of way? | |||
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"This is my favourite thing on fab at the moment. I post I have been to Tenerife and they post they have been to elevenerife. I post I have been beamed up and sucked off by an alien, they have been beamed up and sucked off by two aliens, not only that they were so impressed by him they want him to go start a new civilisation in a far off galaxy where only female aliens exist and they all get to share him… obviously he can’t as his mum just texed to say his tea is ready. These posts always come from single male profiles who clame to have a filthy wife and they have done everything anyone else has done, but bigger and better. Like a real life Jay from the inbetweeners. God I love fab 😁 " You missed off their 15 inch cock! | |||
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"This is my favourite thing on fab at the moment. I post I have been to Tenerife and they post they have been to elevenerife. I post I have been beamed up and sucked off by an alien, they have been beamed up and sucked off by two aliens, not only that they were so impressed by him they want him to go start a new civilisation in a far off galaxy where only female aliens exist and they all get to share him… obviously he can’t as his mum just texed to say his tea is ready. These posts always come from single male profiles who clame to have a filthy wife and they have done everything anyone else has done, but bigger and better. Like a real life Jay from the inbetweeners. God I love fab 😁 " Lucky they didn’t analy probe you  | |||
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"I've not got a foreskin I've got a fiveskin" I’ve got a one skin that’s so big i used to use it to parashoot out of airplanes when I was in the special forces! | |||
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"Pmsl we’ve gone from one upmanship to race to the bottom olympics. 😂🤣😂" 😂😂😂 this is true! We’re going in the wrong direction here! 😂 | |||
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"A day out to Southend-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of you, and we walked home? Lucky you. I could only afford half a day out to the opening of my local B&M, during a thunderstorm, made chips from a potato and used my lighter to cook it. Crawled home on my hands and knees cause I set fire to myself cooking the chip and I couldn’t walk after that. And it was a Monday. " You were lucky, there were 150 of us living in box in middle of t'road, used to get up half an hour before we went to bed an lick road clean wit tongue | |||
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"This is my favourite thing on fab at the moment. I post I have been to Tenerife and they post they have been to elevenerife. I post I have been beamed up and sucked off by an alien, they have been beamed up and sucked off by two aliens, not only that they were so impressed by him they want him to go start a new civilisation in a far off galaxy where only female aliens exist and they all get to share him… obviously he can’t as his mum just texed to say his tea is ready. These posts always come from single male profiles who clame to have a filthy wife and they have done everything anyone else has done, but bigger and better. Like a real life Jay from the inbetweeners. God I love fab 😁 You missed off their 15 inch cock!" Oh sorry I didn’t see it as my 20 inch cock was in the way. True story! | |||
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"This is my favourite thing on fab at the moment. I post I have been to Tenerife and they post they have been to elevenerife. I post I have been beamed up and sucked off by an alien, they have been beamed up and sucked off by two aliens, not only that they were so impressed by him they want him to go start a new civilisation in a far off galaxy where only female aliens exist and they all get to share him… obviously he can’t as his mum just texed to say his tea is ready. These posts always come from single male profiles who clame to have a filthy wife and they have done everything anyone else has done, but bigger and better. Like a real life Jay from the inbetweeners. God I love fab 😁 Lucky they didn’t analy probe you "They wanted to, but said my anus was so perfect it should be preserved for future generations to marvel at! | |||
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"A day out to Southend-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of you, and we walked home? Lucky you. I could only afford half a day out to the opening of my local B&M, during a thunderstorm, made chips from a potato and used my lighter to cook it. Crawled home on my hands and knees cause I set fire to myself cooking the chip and I couldn’t walk after that. And it was a Monday. You were lucky, there were 150 of us living in box in middle of t'road, used to get up half an hour before we went to bed an lick road clean wit tongue" You’re the lucky one! We couldn’t even afford a box when I was young | |||
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"A day out to Southend-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of you, and we walked home? Lucky you. I could only afford half a day out to the opening of my local B&M, during a thunderstorm, made chips from a potato and used my lighter to cook it. Crawled home on my hands and knees cause I set fire to myself cooking the chip and I couldn’t walk after that. And it was a Monday. You were lucky, there were 150 of us living in box in middle of t'road, used to get up half an hour before we went to bed an lick road clean wit tongue You’re the lucky one! We couldn’t even afford a box when I was young " You’re both lucky. I wasn’t even born until I was in my 30s and only job I could get was filling in a pothole. I didn’t mind the cars driving over me but when that lot in the box moved in and started licking my face it got a bit much. | |||
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"A day out to Southend-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of you, and we walked home? Lucky you. I could only afford half a day out to the opening of my local B&M, during a thunderstorm, made chips from a potato and used my lighter to cook it. Crawled home on my hands and knees cause I set fire to myself cooking the chip and I couldn’t walk after that. And it was a Monday. You were lucky, there were 150 of us living in box in middle of t'road, used to get up half an hour before we went to bed an lick road clean wit tongue You’re the lucky one! We couldn’t even afford a box when I was young You’re both lucky. I wasn’t even born until I was in my 30s and only job I could get was filling in a pothole. I didn’t mind the cars driving over me but when that lot in the box moved in and started licking my face it got a bit much. " Well I wasn’t born until I was 40, had a jumbo jet drive over me, and that lot in the box let the dog shit on me and never used one of them poop bags to clean it up. | |||
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"A day out to Southend-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of you, and we walked home? Lucky you. I could only afford half a day out to the opening of my local B&M, during a thunderstorm, made chips from a potato and used my lighter to cook it. Crawled home on my hands and knees cause I set fire to myself cooking the chip and I couldn’t walk after that. And it was a Monday. You were lucky, there were 150 of us living in box in middle of t'road, used to get up half an hour before we went to bed an lick road clean wit tongue You’re the lucky one! We couldn’t even afford a box when I was young You’re both lucky. I wasn’t even born until I was in my 30s and only job I could get was filling in a pothole. I didn’t mind the cars driving over me but when that lot in the box moved in and started licking my face it got a bit much. Well I wasn’t born until I was 40, had a jumbo jet drive over me, and that lot in the box let the dog shit on me and never used one of them poop bags to clean it up. " If you’d said Airbus 330 I would’ve believed you but this sounds like a slight exaggeration. | |||
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"A day out to Southend-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of you, and we walked home? Lucky you. I could only afford half a day out to the opening of my local B&M, during a thunderstorm, made chips from a potato and used my lighter to cook it. Crawled home on my hands and knees cause I set fire to myself cooking the chip and I couldn’t walk after that. And it was a Monday. You were lucky, there were 150 of us living in box in middle of t'road, used to get up half an hour before we went to bed an lick road clean wit tongue You’re the lucky one! We couldn’t even afford a box when I was young You’re both lucky. I wasn’t even born until I was in my 30s and only job I could get was filling in a pothole. I didn’t mind the cars driving over me but when that lot in the box moved in and started licking my face it got a bit much. Well I wasn’t born until I was 40, had a jumbo jet drive over me, and that lot in the box let the dog shit on me and never used one of them poop bags to clean it up. If you’d said Airbus 330 I would’ve believed you but this sounds like a slight exaggeration. " Me exaggerating!! Never 😇 | |||
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"A day out to Southend-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of you, and we walked home? Lucky you. I could only afford half a day out to the opening of my local B&M, during a thunderstorm, made chips from a potato and used my lighter to cook it. Crawled home on my hands and knees cause I set fire to myself cooking the chip and I couldn’t walk after that. And it was a Monday. " You had a lighter? | |||
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"A day out to Southend-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of you, and we walked home? Lucky you. I could only afford half a day out to the opening of my local B&M, during a thunderstorm, made chips from a potato and used my lighter to cook it. Crawled home on my hands and knees cause I set fire to myself cooking the chip and I couldn’t walk after that. And it was a Monday. You had a lighter? " You’re jealous aren’t you. I can’t tell. | |||
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"Should we not share our experiences in case someone thinks we're trying to best them? Or should we only share things that humble us. You went to Tenerife? Lucky you, I could only afford a day out to Southen-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of us, and we walked home. " What's a holiday?? | |||
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"A day out to Southend-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of you, and we walked home? Lucky you. I could only afford half a day out to the opening of my local B&M, during a thunderstorm, made chips from a potato and used my lighter to cook it. Crawled home on my hands and knees cause I set fire to myself cooking the chip and I couldn’t walk after that. And it was a Monday. You had a lighter? You’re jealous aren’t you. I can’t tell. " I've got two rocks to bang together. Don't need no fancy lighter | |||
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"A day out to Southend-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of you, and we walked home? Lucky you. I could only afford half a day out to the opening of my local B&M, during a thunderstorm, made chips from a potato and used my lighter to cook it. Crawled home on my hands and knees cause I set fire to myself cooking the chip and I couldn’t walk after that. And it was a Monday. You had a lighter? You’re jealous aren’t you. I can’t tell. I've got two rocks to bang together. Don't need no fancy lighter " I don’t need any fancy rocks to bang together, I have two sticks to rub! | |||
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"A day out to Southend-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of you, and we walked home? Lucky you. I could only afford half a day out to the opening of my local B&M, during a thunderstorm, made chips from a potato and used my lighter to cook it. Crawled home on my hands and knees cause I set fire to myself cooking the chip and I couldn’t walk after that. And it was a Monday. You had a lighter? You’re jealous aren’t you. I can’t tell. I've got two rocks to bang together. Don't need no fancy lighter I don’t need any fancy rocks to bang together, I have two sticks to rub! " I have no matches, lighter, sticks or stones, only a broken toaster with no plug on it | |||
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"Someone at work is like this with ailments. She had always had what you have but worse. Very funny. " I’ve that but twice as nasty | |||
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"Someone at work is like this with ailments. She had always had what you have but worse. Very funny. " My girlfriend’s parents are like this, she hates phoning them up to ask how they are because she gets a whole medical journal. We went for dinner with them and she said she a really bad headache, her step mum instantly started with, oh I have this migraine for days it’s so bad, I said well Rach’s was so bad she actually died! Her step mum gave me such a death stare, we were pissing ourselves after. | |||
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"Someone at work is like this with ailments. She had always had what you have but worse. Very funny. I’ve that but twice as nasty "Mine was so bad I actually died! Twice! 😝 | |||
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"A day out to Southend-on-Sea, on a wet day, using half-price tickets to Adventure Island, one bag of chips between four of you, and we walked home? Lucky you. I could only afford half a day out to the opening of my local B&M, during a thunderstorm, made chips from a potato and used my lighter to cook it. Crawled home on my hands and knees cause I set fire to myself cooking the chip and I couldn’t walk after that. And it was a Monday. You had a lighter? You’re jealous aren’t you. I can’t tell. I've got two rocks to bang together. Don't need no fancy lighter I don’t need any fancy rocks to bang together, I have two sticks to rub! I have no matches, lighter, sticks or stones, only a broken toaster with no plug on it " Now there's a power cut | |||
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"A friend of mine had a girlfriend like this. After our honeymoon, my wife and I were telling them how we'd been whale watching on our trip. She then piped up how SHE knew someone who'd actually *walked* on a whale when it was floating next took their boat... We used to call her the "I specialist", because all of her contributions to the conversation started with "I". God she was self-absorbed. 🙄" I knew somebody TEN times worse than your 'I' specialist. | |||
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"A friend of mine had a girlfriend like this. After our honeymoon, my wife and I were telling them how we'd been whale watching on our trip. She then piped up how SHE knew someone who'd actually *walked* on a whale when it was floating next took their boat... We used to call her the "I specialist", because all of her contributions to the conversation started with "I". God she was self-absorbed. 🙄 I knew somebody TEN times worse than your 'I' specialist." No doubt... 😜 | |||
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