FabSwingers.com forum: Why are you awake?

By *uke Ozade OP Man
6 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

It’s Saturday morning and I’m at work but I bet you lot are mostly up to no good so what’s occurring?

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By *unter212gazMan
6 weeks ago

Ashton Under Lyne

Yup. Wide awake and horny

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By *ereforfunxxMan
6 weeks ago

wirral

Trying to complete porn

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By *unter212gazMan
6 weeks ago

Ashton Under Lyne

"Trying to complete porn"

Now that's a challenge

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

I work a lot of evening shifts so gravitate to a nocturnal body clock, so usually awake in the small hours

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
6 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I work a lot of evening shifts so gravitate to a nocturnal body clock, so usually awake in the small hours "

That sums up my four off as well

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By *bostCouple
6 weeks ago

glasgow

Insomnia

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By *allGentleman72Man
6 weeks ago

Livingston

Travelling in the US for work , so not sure which day it is never mind the time

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By *ill12369Man
6 weeks ago

knutsford chesh

Up getting sorted for a trip to football

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By *iscombobulated LibertineMan
6 weeks ago

South London

The lurgy! I wake for two hours every two hours. Coughing my guts up - I'm sure I'll get hernia!, been like this for a week, it's draining let me tell you

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Because I woke up.

The mr

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By *zami89Man
6 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

Bored scrolling... night 🦉

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By *CB1975Man
6 weeks ago

Walsall

I wish I knew

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards

The Spiders of Doom are squirming in my mind again.

"No! No! Not the scouring pad again!"

We spake the word and thou shalt kneel!!!

"Mother, mother. Help me motherrrrr."

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By *gstarsMan
6 weeks ago

Keighley

Toothache!!

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By *asycouple1971Couple
6 weeks ago

midlands

Work. Wife snooring like a road digger.

Tea and toast.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"I work a lot of evening shifts so gravitate to a nocturnal body clock, so usually awake in the small hours

That sums up my four off as well"

All too familiar, so easy a pattern to slip into, yet so hard to reverse

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By *aybeLadyWoman
6 weeks ago

West Dublin

I just realised why I am awake: I have a hip replacement & its bedn giving me trouble lately. Its sore to lie on in bed too. I think Im turning over onto it in my sleep & the pain is waking me.

Ibuprofen needed me thinks 🤔

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By *oomarangMan
6 weeks ago

Chester

"It’s Saturday morning and I’m at work but I bet you lot are mostly up to no good so what’s occurring?

I’ve not long got gone from work. A quick shower then off to bed for a couple of hours

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"I just realised why I am awake: I have a hip replacement & its bedn giving me trouble lately. Its sore to lie on in bed too. I think Im turning over onto it in my sleep & the pain is waking me.

Ibuprofen needed me thinks 🤔"

Totally unrelated but those tattoos are awesome! I had to compliment

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
6 weeks ago

La La Land

"The lurgy! I wake for two hours every two hours. Coughing my guts up - I'm sure I'll get hernia!, been like this for a week, it's draining let me tell you

Hope you feel better soon

My better half was the same, my alarm went off for me to go for an early morning run, looked outside 🌧 and with the lack of sleep I've had I thought 🖕 it and I'll annoy people on Fab instead 🤓

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By *CB1975Man
6 weeks ago

Walsall

"The lurgy! I wake for two hours every two hours. Coughing my guts up - I'm sure I'll get hernia!, been like this for a week, it's draining let me tell you

Hope you feel better soon

I am sure people won't mind you annoying them lol

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By *aybeLadyWoman
6 weeks ago

West Dublin

"I just realised why I am awake: I have a hip replacement & its bedn giving me trouble lately. Its sore to lie on in bed too. I think Im turning over onto it in my sleep & the pain is waking me.

Ibuprofen needed me thinks 🤔

Totally unrelated but those tattoos are awesome! I had to compliment

Thank you x

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

"I just realised why I am awake: I have a hip replacement & its bedn giving me trouble lately. Its sore to lie on in bed too. I think Im turning over onto it in my sleep & the pain is waking me.

Ibuprofen needed me thinks 🤔

Totally unrelated but those tattoos are awesome! I had to compliment

Thank you x"

My pleasure

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By *vaRose43Woman
6 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Fell asleep early so I woke up at 4

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
6 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Up early so I don’t miss my hospital appointment to check my hearing ( now deaf in one ear) that is only 3 years in the waiting

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By *ustincider888Man
6 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Off to work in 20 minutes

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By *uicy 2020Woman
6 weeks ago

London

Fell asleep on the sofa about 9:30 last night, i think the rain woke me at 5

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By *tu100Man
6 weeks ago

Southampton

Up early most days, work or not.

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By *rooMan
6 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

Usually early awake but full of flu so cant sleep

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By *avexxMan
6 weeks ago

cheshire

woke up early coffee back in bed

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By *alsaman15Man
6 weeks ago

Market Drayton

Was up to play golf but the course has been closed

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By *rooMan
6 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

"Was up to play golf but the course has been closed "

Been listening to rain here since 4, glad I'm not golfing today

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By *aven.Woman
6 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Coffee and a horror film.

And soon a walk in the rain. 🖤

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By *haiababeWoman
6 weeks ago

North devon

Because my brsin thinks i need to get up at the weekend tje same time i do on week days!

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By *akedMMan
6 weeks ago

Witney

My sone dog wanted a wee ,so had to get up and let him out

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By *airyboxMan
6 weeks ago

sheffield

I am horny and woke with my morning glory on full show

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm in work x

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By *onderlust69Couple
6 weeks ago

Central belt

"It’s Saturday morning and I’m at work but I bet you lot are mostly up to no good so what’s occurring?

Kids football ⚽️

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By *airyboxMan
6 weeks ago

sheffield

"I'm in work x"

That’s no fun…

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By *KBiMale2023Man
6 weeks ago

WEDNESFIELD, WOLVERHAMPTON

Cos it's the normal time for getting up for work. My brain doesn't let me have a lie in

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
6 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Body block - I’m up early even at weekend.

Early bird catches the worm, right?

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By *errymanxxxMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

Work is unsocial hours and so is my sleep pattern and life

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By *oxychicWoman
6 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

My eyes decided to open must to the dismay of the rest of me 🤣

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By *oxychicWoman
6 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

"Body block - I’m up early even at weekend.

Early bird catches the worm, right? "

Or the biscuit in your case 😊

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
6 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"Body block - I’m up early even at weekend.

Early bird catches the worm, right?

Or the biscuit in your case 😊"

You lob one over and I’ll catch it in my mouth

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By *oxychicWoman
6 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

"Body block - I’m up early even at weekend.

Early bird catches the worm, right?

Or the biscuit in your case 😊

You lob one over and I’ll catch it in my mouth

Not a chance if one goes in my hand it's finding its way to my mouth 😆🤣🍪🍪🍪

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I'm awake because Meli sent me a WhatsApp at 7:22am and woke me up.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

My bladder knows when I usually wake up for work. I'm back to bed in a moment though.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
6 weeks ago

Ends

My daughter.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
6 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"Body block - I’m up early even at weekend.

Early bird catches the worm, right?

Or the biscuit in your case 😊

You lob one over and I’ll catch it in my mouth

Not a chance if one goes in my hand it's finding its way to my mouth 😆🤣🍪🍪🍪"

😲 Mean! Sexy but, mean! 😂

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By *ecret_Passion777Man
6 weeks ago

Manchester

Finished a shift on the door at local club at about 4’ish, still horny as fuck over some of the fit girls out last night!

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By *oxychicWoman
6 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

"Body block - I’m up early even at weekend.

Early bird catches the worm, right?

Or the biscuit in your case 😊

You lob one over and I’ll catch it in my mouth

Not a chance if one goes in my hand it's finding its way to my mouth 😆🤣🍪🍪🍪

😲 Mean! Sexy but, mean! 😂"

Haha im hungry 😉😊

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
6 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"Body block - I’m up early even at weekend.

Early bird catches the worm, right?

Or the biscuit in your case 😊

You lob one over and I’ll catch it in my mouth

Not a chance if one goes in my hand it's finding its way to my mouth 😆🤣🍪🍪🍪

😲 Mean! Sexy but, mean! 😂

Haha im hungry 😉😊"

I’ll be right over with something to tickle your tastebuds

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By *a LunaWoman
6 weeks ago

South Wales

I think I’ve caught up on my sleep. I had a 6 hour “nap” yesterday and slept through the night until 7am as well

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By *oppabear82Man
6 weeks ago

near you

Good morning all.

Been lying here since 5am just woke up and wideawake.

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By *avid 50Man
6 weeks ago

kendal

It’s that time of the morning, been out fed my Cows and all is well so now it’s back in for toast and coffee

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
5 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Just over 2 hours to go and it’s a few days R&R for me

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By *wiggy2112Woman
5 weeks ago

some where in Yorkshire

Im in Bali and it's bloody hot so on the terrace getting the sun

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol

"Im in Bali and it's bloody hot so on the terrace getting the sun "

Oh I think we can allow that one.. just this once!

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By *TJxComboMan
5 weeks ago

birmingham

I decided I didn't want to go into work

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By *ynecplCouple
5 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

In the Maldives it's 9 in the morning and we are going to head off to breakfast before doing a bit of snorkeling.

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By *ornyspiceCouple
5 weeks ago

Norwich

Well I was awoken by Mrs horny, she was dreaming which then made her wake up so for me she started to play with my cock till we ended up fooking ourselves silly for a while. Now wide awake having a cupper.

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
5 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Well I was awoken by Mrs horny, she was dreaming which then made her wake up so for me she started to play with my cock till we ended up fooking ourselves silly for a while. Now wide awake having a cupper. "

There are worse ways to wake up!

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By *iscombobulated LibertineMan
5 weeks ago

South London

"The lurgy! I wake for two hours every two hours. Coughing my guts up - I'm sure I'll get hernia!, been like this for a week, it's draining let me tell you

Hope you feel better soon

Thank you, sadly this I'll ESS has taken another 24 hours off me

Didn't annoy me

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol

"Just over 2 hours to go and it’s a few days R&R for me

I still have to get through Monday

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
5 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Just over 2 hours to go and it’s a few days R&R for me

I still have to get through Monday "

I’m in Wednesday to Saturday night and heading off to Cape Town on Sunday for a few days. It’s not quite Bali or Maldives but I’ll get some sun anyway which is a bonus I’ll happily take right now

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol

"Just over 2 hours to go and it’s a few days R&R for me

I still have to get through Monday

Is everyone going on holiday except for me? Ha.. I have Tuesday and Wednesday to rest up so can’t complain really

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By *ysizeMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Something woke me up about an hour ago and couldn't get back to sleep

Been entertaining myself on here for a while

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
5 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

He’s spanking the monkey ^

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By *lack beauty 35Woman
5 weeks ago

South west

Body aching from a naughty couple of days

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By *ambo116Man
5 weeks ago

ilfracombe

Sounds like a good few days 😂☺️

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By *urious135Man
5 weeks ago

brighton

Trying to find someone perfect

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
5 weeks ago

Leeds

My eyes opened and I wasn’t tired anymore.

The mr

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 weeks ago

Bristol

"Body aching from a naughty couple of days"

At least someone’s having some fun

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By *ysizeMan
5 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

"He’s spanking the monkey ^

Busted

I got chatting with this Guy and it got kinda steamy

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By *iscreetdude69Man
5 weeks ago

falkirk

Escobars finest

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By *ik NaksCouple
5 weeks ago

Wigan

Up for work 😭😭😭

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Woke up and couldn’t get back to sleep

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By *iandti2023Couple
5 weeks ago

Wokingham

Different time zone!! Well for a few hours at least

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By *rudiesCouple
5 weeks ago

here

Woke up thirsty as fook

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"Different time zone!! Well for a few hours at least "
same here

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By *ydrewMan
5 weeks ago

forest

Always struggle with sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Bladder woke me up. Being a pervy bugger kept me up

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By *ardfun10Man
5 weeks ago

banbury

Unfortunately body clock wakes at 5 every morning

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By *ip73Man
5 weeks ago

Stanwell

Woke up for a wee decided to have a browse

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By *akedMMan
5 weeks ago

Witney

Bloody body clock

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

Work calls again!!!

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By *rafter69Man
5 weeks ago

upminster

5am body clock unfortunately

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