FabSwingers.com forum: Do you pee in pools?

By *its_and_Tiramisu OP Couple
13 weeks ago

North Somerset

Curious about how many people actually do this 🤣

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By *ife NinjaMan
13 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Nah, that's rank 🤢

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By *oodo69Man
13 weeks ago

London (visiting frequently)

Definately not

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By *its_and_Tiramisu OP Couple
13 weeks ago

North Somerset

"Nah, that's rank 🤢"

I'm inclined to agree with you 🤣

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By *eavilMan
13 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Only Liverpool and Hartlepool

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By *orny PTMan
13 weeks ago

Peterborough

There's only one P in pool: so there's no need to add any more.

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By *orny PTMan
13 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Only Liverpool and Hartlepool"

Otterspool?

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By *hat.coupleCouple
13 weeks ago

Dartford

Ewwww no, but is it true that they use a colour changing chemical that detects if you do?

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By *its_and_Tiramisu OP Couple
13 weeks ago

North Somerset

"Ewwww no, but is it true that they use a colour changing chemical that detects if you do?"

You asking for a "friend" 🤣

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By *uperSalopian7Man
13 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

No. It's not that inconvenient to get out and use the toilet

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By *hat.coupleCouple
13 weeks ago

Dartford

"Ewwww no, but is it true that they use a colour changing chemical that detects if you do?

You asking for a "friend" 🤣 "

Erm yep! 👀

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By *its_and_Tiramisu OP Couple
13 weeks ago

North Somerset

"Ewwww no, but is it true that they use a colour changing chemical that detects if you do?

You asking for a "friend" 🤣

Erm yep! 👀"

Go pee in one and find out ha ha

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By *oontuneMan
13 weeks ago

Menston

I got banned for peeing in the council baths last month.

Mind you I was stood on the top board.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
13 weeks ago

Reading

Ewww no im an adult.

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By *ife NinjaMan
13 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"I got banned for peeing in the council baths last month.

Mind you I was stood on the top board."

Underrated gag 👏😂

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By *ellinever70Woman
13 weeks ago

Ayrshire

If I'm submerged, I'm not getting out to go pee

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By *orny PTMan
13 weeks ago

Peterborough

It's not the just the peeing that's offensive: it's shaking off those pesky last drops, that causes offence.

8 Ace from Viz.

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By *ichardbyronMan
13 weeks ago

Ludham

Ullapool?

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By *ib.Man
13 weeks ago

Hampshire

Got to stamp my authority on every body of water around me - from kitchen sinks to street puddles.

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By *rthur30Man
13 weeks ago

Warrington

No but there's a pool when I pee. Very embarrassing.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
13 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Only other people's

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By *ee04Man
13 weeks ago

Essex

The chemical is a myth.

As for peeing in a pool I think every one has done it at some point in their life.

Now I’d get out but when I was younger I’d go for it in the pool.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
13 weeks ago

Home

I swim like a stone so I avoid pools

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Central

Perhaps when I was 2 or 3 years old and too excited. But I'd shoot anyone doing it

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By *he Silver FuxMan
13 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

It happens - I’ve had to adjust chemistry of pools to account for it. The dye thing is a myth though told by countless lifeguards, kids swim coaches and parents to ensure the little buggers get out to go for a pee. 😂

The one that makes me laugh every time is the comedy sketch circulating on social media where the lifeguard gets a 📢 and announces that everyone has to get out of the pool for safety reasons whilst the lifeguard takes a toilet break…

Only for him to climb down from the tall chair and wade out into the pool, stand there waist deep for a minute, then climb out back up to the chair. The horrified and stunned looks on the hotel pool guests faces is absolutely exquisite… 😂

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By *ora the explorerWoman
13 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

No. Gross

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By *opman121Man
13 weeks ago

stoke on trent

Sea yes pools no

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By *arry monk40Man
13 weeks ago

Telford

Do women pee in shower

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By *tew008Man
13 weeks ago

edinburgh

only off the diving board

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By *neeyedwillieMan
13 weeks ago

Darlington

Off the top diving board whilst maintaining eye contact with the lifeguard!

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
13 weeks ago

Ends

Sorry this is gross and I’m judging any adult that does this intentionally.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
13 weeks ago

Ends

"If I'm submerged, I'm not getting out to go pee "

Are you joking?

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Only if I’m in, I wouldn’t stand on the side and do it……..I’m not a beast!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
13 weeks ago

IPSWICH

No. I pee in streams.

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By *ex HolesMan
13 weeks ago

Up North

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Almost exclusively

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By *Silver-Man
13 weeks ago

Mold

I go to pools just so I can pee in them

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By *dam1971Man
13 weeks ago

Bedford

I think this is why it’s warmer in the shallow end

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By *ootyfruityCouple
13 weeks ago

andover

A pool defined as a “small area of usually still water” then….yes. I piss multiple times a day in a toilet/pool

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By *r TriomanMan
13 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

When I was a young child but certainly not not; I do wee in the sea though.

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By *elix SightedMan
13 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Plop, yes. Instant bidet.

Pee, no. I’m not weird.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
13 weeks ago

North West

"When I was a young child but certainly not not; I do wee in the sea though. "

But what about the little fishes and the crabs n stuff?

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By *ex HolesMan
13 weeks ago

Up North

Yes, I also like to wash the Helmetdale from my bobbies helmet as well

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By *tew008Man
13 weeks ago

edinburgh

"Off the top diving board whilst maintaining eye contact with the lifeguard! "

this guy pees

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By *r TriomanMan
13 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"When I was a young child but certainly not not; I do wee in the sea though.

But what about the little fishes and the crabs n stuff?

They pee, poo and, fuck in it so me having a little tinkle in it from time to time is nothing by comparison.

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By *iberius61Man
13 weeks ago

Pontefract

"Ewwww no, but is it true that they use a colour changing chemical that detects if you do?"

It isn't, but to be honest the 'water' in a swimming pool is so full of chemicals there's no reason they couldn't, but why? Urine is mostly water with a small amount of other compounds. Similar in some ways to sweat, although generally more water (90% in sweat, 95% in urine), salt content similar, slightly more urea in urine, but we're talking fractions of a %

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