FabSwingers.com forum: Would you sit next to me on public transport?

By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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By *sWyldWoman
18 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'd absolutely come and say hello

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

If we were travelling together or there were no open seats where I could sit by myself, sure.

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By *ir tootMan
18 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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Yeah absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Yeah as I washed my pits 🤣😘

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By *uicy 2020Woman
18 weeks ago

London

Yes, and id give you a big sqoodge too

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By *ad NannaWoman
18 weeks ago

East London

I'm grateful for any seat.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Yeah as I washed my pits 🤣😘"

😂😂😂😂 excellent. Bring pizza.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
18 weeks ago

Leeds

Not intentionally, as I’ll always look for a solo seat, but if there was no option to sit alone, why wouldn’t I.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

"Yeah as I washed my pits 🤣😘

😂😂😂😂 excellent. Bring pizza. "

On it 😘

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Yeah as I washed my pits 🤣😘

😂😂😂😂 excellent. Bring pizza.

On it 😘"

See you in a bit

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"I'm grateful for any seat."

My face?

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By *ad NannaWoman
18 weeks ago

East London

"I'm grateful for any seat.

My face? "

Looks comfy enough.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"I'm grateful for any seat.

My face?

Looks comfy enough."

Kiss me.

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By *tephanie63Woman
18 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

I would sit next to you on the bus, definitely. I would rather sit next to a man than the frosty old lady I say next to last week.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"I would sit next to you on the bus, definitely. I would rather sit next to a man than the frosty old lady I say next to last week."

Me or a bear

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"I would sit next to you on the bus, definitely. I would rather sit next to a man than the frosty old lady I say next to last week.

Me or a bear"

Sorry kidding. Bad joke.

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By *r TriomanMan
18 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I would sit next to you on the bus, definitely. I would rather sit next to a man than the frosty old lady I say next to last week."

Have a heart, she was only frosty because the government has st0len her Winter Fuel Allowance.

And yes OP, I'd sit next to you on public transport, I love to chat and judging by your posts, I think you'd be a great conversationalist.

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By *moothdickMan
18 weeks ago

stoke

No, only because u look a big unit and I’m not exactly small, so my arse cheek would be hanging off the seat … and I’d be tripping up others as they got on and off … lol

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
18 weeks ago

The Continental

Probably not.

Only for the reason that I’m a fat bar steward and my arse would probably be making friends with yours very closely.

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By *emorefridaCouple
18 weeks ago

La la land

In all honesty I tend to prefer to sit on my own if possible. But if definitely as long as small talk is not involved. I'm antisocial in public spaces

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By *entlemanrogueMan
18 weeks ago

Motherwell

On public transport I tend to sit alone, so many people are unfriendly and unwelcoming I just avoid getting them upset.

If however someone comes sits next to me, I am usually very welcoming.

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By *vaRose43Woman
18 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Is this another seat sniffing thread?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

Only if you shift out of the wheelie space to let me in. You can sit on my knee

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
18 weeks ago

St Leonards

Can I look into your eyes for 5 minutes, no blinks, smile, drool, and say "Are you my mother?".

Then, yes - of course.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Is this another seat sniffing thread? "

Trying to see if Black privilege still exists

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By *ornycougaWoman
18 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Someone else can have that seat and I'll sit on your knee - you won't know I'm there!

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By *r TriomanMan
18 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Is this another seat sniffing thread? "

There's a Seat Sniffing thread? ...off to use the Fab thread search thingy..

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By *vaRose43Woman
18 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"Is this another seat sniffing thread?

Trying to see if Black privilege still exists"

Nah, budge up

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By *icecouple561Couple
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18 weeks ago

East Sussex

Yes if I'd met you in person previously or there were no seats where I could sit alone. I don't usually sit next to people I don't know, years of commuting gave me a healthy respect for personal space on trains and buses.

If you need to sit next to a stranger do you say "hello"? I do.

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By *ruceyyMan
18 weeks ago

London

If you deny my request for your lap 😘

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By *reative-mindMan
18 weeks ago

Exeter

I travel on public transport in the same way my sex life is currently.

Alone and and a little worried if I'll ever arrive.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Someone else can have that seat and I'll sit on your knee - you won't know I'm there! "

I really wouldn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

If I can fall asleep on you're shoulder.

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By *aizyWoman
18 weeks ago

west midlands

I'd sit behind you and just stare at the back of your head 👀

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By *ad NannaWoman
18 weeks ago

East London

People avoid sitting next to me on the bus, Pickle.

I see them glance at me, check out the rest of the bus and sit anywhere but next to or opposite me.

They only do it if the bus is full and there's no other option.

I think it may be because I take up a lot of room, but then, there's the 4 seats together option that they avoid if I'm in one of the seats. They'll always pick the other 4 seat area, even if there's 3 people already sitting there.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

What if it was just us... Would that be weird

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By *ou only live onceMan
18 weeks ago

London

Yeah, so long as you're not one of those men that does the weird man-spreading thing. I'd rather stand in that case.

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By *hGlobbitsMan
18 weeks ago

Liverpool

Probably not. Nothing personal - if at all possible, I'm not sitting next to *anybody*. I value my personal space.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Horsham

Due to being an introvert, no I wouldn't.

Nothing about you at all.

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By *uliette500Woman
18 weeks ago

Hull

Because of my big backside I prefer to not share a seat as it's a bit of a squash but if I had to share I would have no problems sharing with you OP.

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By *adyKarmennTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Dublin

Of course I would

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
18 weeks ago

Norwich

Of course, unless the seats were very small.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
18 weeks ago

Reading

Can I sit on your lap instead?

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Can I sit on your lap instead?"

Only if you would sit on it naked.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"What if it was just us... Would that be weird

Ew. Yes.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
18 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Of course! I'd also smile and wave as my train pulls out first.

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By *odgerMooreMan
18 weeks ago

Nowhere

if id walked onto the train and not instantly been given the ‘come here’ eyes by a really fit burd who obviously wants ‘the sex’ with me and pats the seat next to her while flashing her knockers a bit.. which almost always happens to be fair.

Then absolutely I’d sit next to you

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Of course! I'd also smile and wave as my train pulls out first."

I don’t pull out.

Evidence: I have a kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Absolutely.

I'd stalk you after you got off at your stop too.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
18 weeks ago

Maidstone

Hang on... before I answer this... is there a reason I shouldn't?

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Hang on... before I answer this... is there a reason I shouldn't?

Isn’t it obvious?

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By *ortyairCouple
18 weeks ago

Wallasey

Yeah, I'd just be glad there was a seat available, Mrs x

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By *JcuriousCouple
18 weeks ago

Derby

Only if you had snacks.

Miss S x

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By *hilloutMan
18 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

If you don't smell, we're all good Op

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

"What if it was just us... Would that be weird

Ew. Yes. "

😭😭😭

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Yeah, I'd just be glad there was a seat available, Mrs x"

Cute. Look at us. Besties.

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By *aizyWoman
18 weeks ago

west midlands

"What if it was just us... Would that be weird

Ew. Yes.

😭😭😭"

Have to get him on the back seat, Midnight, and we'll sandwich him!

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By *rowneyedgirlWoman
18 weeks ago

Central belt

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Yes, I would 😊

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"What if it was just us... Would that be weird

Ew. Yes.

😭😭😭

Have to get him on the back seat, Midnight, and we'll sandwich him!"

Next stop is mine.

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By *ortyairCouple
18 weeks ago

Wallasey

"Yeah, I'd just be glad there was a seat available, Mrs x

Cute. Look at us. Besties. "
😚🤣💋 Mrs x

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By *owboybearMan
18 weeks ago

torpoint

I don’t see the point of the question??? Are there a lack of seats or do you just want someone to sit next to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

"What if it was just us... Would that be weird

Ew. Yes.

😭😭😭

Have to get him on the back seat, Midnight, and we'll sandwich him!

Next stop is mine. "

Just me and Daisy bouncing up and down on the back seat then

what will we do with ourselves

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
18 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I don’t see the point of the question??? Are there a lack of seats or do you just want someone to sit next to you? "

The point of the question is crystal clear.

The O.P. wants to know if you would sit next to him on public transport.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
18 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Only if you smell nice

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

I would! And I wouldn't even move seat if a double seat became free after a stop 🤗

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

If there was free seats then no, because you know, people.

If it was a choice between you and someone else (unless that someone else was hot and bearded and tattooed and had work gear on) I'd sit next next to you pickles. Just don't make conversation.

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By *obandruthCouple
18 weeks ago

wolverhampton

No as I don't use public transport.

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By *electableicecreamMan
18 weeks ago

The West

I don't sit next to strangers if I have a choice. I'm pretty sure that's normal behaviour for the majority of people.

So are you asking the people that know you if they would sit next to you?

Seems like redundant question.

I'm sure you already knew that

Hence my redundant answer

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By *hrek101Man
18 weeks ago

Herts

Who gives a shit, if there is a seat im sitting in it.

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By *arlequin_tearsMan
18 weeks ago

Sheffield

Yep.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"I don't sit next to strangers if I have a choice. I'm pretty sure that's normal behaviour for the majority of people.

So are you asking the people that know you if they would sit next to you?

Seems like redundant question.

I'm sure you already knew that

Hence my redundant answer "

No I was just checking my privilege still existed that’s all

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By *ife NinjaMan
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Yeah, why not?

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By *electableicecreamMan
18 weeks ago

The West

"I don't sit next to strangers if I have a choice. I'm pretty sure that's normal behaviour for the majority of people.

So are you asking the people that know you if they would sit next to you?

Seems like redundant question.

I'm sure you already knew that

Hence my redundant answer

No I was just checking my privilege still existed that’s all"

I've no idea what you mean by that. I read the sentence above but I don't understand it.

What's black privilege? Asking in in sincerity.

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By *avexxMan
18 weeks ago

cheshire

yes of course i would.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"I don't sit next to strangers if I have a choice. I'm pretty sure that's normal behaviour for the majority of people.

So are you asking the people that know you if they would sit next to you?

Seems like redundant question.

I'm sure you already knew that

Hence my redundant answer

No I was just checking my privilege still existed that’s all

I've no idea what you mean by that. I read the sentence above but I don't understand it.

What's black privilege? Asking in in sincerity. "

Nobody sitting next to you on public transport, people cross the road when they see you coming to give you the whole pavement, security follow you around the supermarket to make sure nobody bothers you etc.

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By *rightonsteveMan
18 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I would, OP. As long as you didn’t touch me or breath heavily in my ear or anything.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
18 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Absolutely Pickles; Let’s hold hands 😜

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Absolutely Pickles; Let’s hold hands 😜"
and touch thighs.

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By *rightonsteveMan
18 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Absolutely Pickles; Let’s hold hands 😜 and touch thighs. "

See what I mean? It’s a no from me. I don’t like surreptitious tweaks. Besides which, I’m strictly ‘upper deck’.

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By *ootyfruityCouple
18 weeks ago

andover

Omg yes! Keep reading about your picnics and snacks 😂

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By *iss KinkWoman
18 weeks ago

North West

Yes

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield

Bus? Nah.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Absolutely Pickles; Let’s hold hands 😜 and touch thighs.

See what I mean? It’s a no from me. I don’t like surreptitious tweaks. Besides which, I’m strictly ‘upper deck’."

This might sound rude but I don’t mean it like that so I’m just clarifying in advance

but -

I didn’t make the offer to you

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Omg yes! Keep reading about your picnics and snacks 😂"

They’re good fun. Gonna do another one soon

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By *rightonsteveMan
18 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Absolutely Pickles; Let’s hold hands 😜 and touch thighs.

See what I mean? It’s a no from me. I don’t like surreptitious tweaks. Besides which, I’m strictly ‘upper deck’.

This might sound rude but I don’t mean it like that so I’m just clarifying in advance

but -

I didn’t make the offer to you

Phew! That’s OK then. I’ve changed my mind then.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield

"What if it was just us... Would that be weird

Ew. Yes.

😭😭😭

Have to get him on the back seat, Midnight, and we'll sandwich him!

Next stop is mine. "

See what’s the protocol here, if you were by the window and the empty seat was next to you by the aisle and someone was making a move toward it, would you get up and out and let them sit and you get into the aisle and then wander to the exit door or would you let them sit down and then as your stop approached ever closer would you ask them then to get up so you could shimmy past? Public transport is difficult. Dilficult.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
18 weeks ago

On Holibobs

As Steve sure, as a stranger, no. I like my space on public transport and will often stand in the corner watching, rather than being sat next to someone

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

"Omg yes! Keep reading about your picnics and snacks 😂

They’re good fun. Gonna do another one soon"

I wanna come. But we're going on holiday the next week. Hmmmmmmm.

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By *eronikapaulCouple
18 weeks ago

Reading

(Mr.) got offered a seat on the tube recently. Ouch! Made so much worse by my cackling wife and daughter!

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By *esire999Couple
18 weeks ago

South

If u have nice hands

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By *hekaiserMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow

Yeah, why not??

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By *uzzieboyMan
18 weeks ago

taunton

Yeah definitely OP but would people sit next to me because I’ve been told I look intimidating don’t know why

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By *ools and the brainCouple
18 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Sorry public transport!!!

That's where public go, no thanks I'll stick to the Rolls thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Sure would

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By *rightonsteveMan
18 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Sorry public transport!!!

That's where public go, no thanks I'll stick to the Rolls thanks

"
sausage rolls

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By *uzzieboyMan
18 weeks ago

taunton

"Sorry public transport!!!

That's where public go, no thanks I'll stick to the Rolls thanks

😉😉🤔

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By *ayor 42nd StreetMan
18 weeks ago

Branston

No, but only because they don't allow passengers in the driver's cab.

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By *Silver-Man
18 weeks ago

Mold

I'll sit next to anyone

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
18 weeks ago

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I would always choose to sit by myself (in a window seat, forward facing and on the left hand side) but if there were only single seats remaining, then yes, absolutely.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
18 weeks ago

Stratford

Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

What a surprise,

, you’re the first one that got it

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By *uzzieboyMan
18 weeks ago

taunton

"Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

What a surprise,

, you’re the first one that got it

😂😂😂😂

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By *ad NannaWoman
18 weeks ago

East London

"Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

What a surprise,

, you’re the first one that got it

I do that, regardless of who I sit next to.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

https://youtu.be/_Ylf-ags26s?si=vlaUNI-dRkEfU4q6

^ me getting my water pistol out my bag and pretending to rob the bus.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

What a surprise,

, you’re the first one that got it

I do that, regardless of who I sit next to.

Yeah but that’s not the joke

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By *ad NannaWoman
18 weeks ago

East London

"I'll sit next to anyone"

I'd sit on your lap mate.

Oh, did I say that out loud 😇

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By *ad NannaWoman
18 weeks ago

East London

"Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

What a surprise,

, you’re the first one that got it

I do that, regardless of who I sit next to.

Yeah but that’s not the joke "

Is it one of you young peoples' jokes?

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

What a surprise,

, you’re the first one that got it

I do that, regardless of who I sit next to.

Yeah but that’s not the joke

Is it one of you young peoples' jokes?"

More a you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

"Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

I'd be whacking you with my handbag. Well, chairbag.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

I'd be whacking you with my handbag. Well, chairbag."

That the image of that is how we get our privilege back.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

"Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

I'd be whacking you with my handbag. Well, chairbag.

That the image of that is how we get our privilege back. "

Privilege-schmivilege

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
18 weeks ago

The Lake District

But would YOU be happy to be sat next to me ??

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"But would YOU be happy to be sat next to me ??

Well, the entire point of this thread is that my answer is no. I wouldn’t want any of you to sit next to me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

"But would YOU be happy to be sat next to me ??

Well, the entire point of this thread is that my answer is no. I wouldn’t want any of you to sit next to me. "

I bring my own chair, I'm THAT determined not to sit next to anyone.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"But would YOU be happy to be sat next to me ??

Well, the entire point of this thread is that my answer is no. I wouldn’t want any of you to sit next to me.

I bring my own chair, I'm THAT determined not to sit next to anyone. "

🫡🫡

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By *ad NannaWoman
18 weeks ago

East London

"Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

What a surprise,

, you’re the first one that got it

I do that, regardless of who I sit next to.

Yeah but that’s not the joke

Is it one of you young peoples' jokes?

More a you

s "

Assassins?

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By *ad NannaWoman
18 weeks ago

East London

"But would YOU be happy to be sat next to me ??

Well, the entire point of this thread is that my answer is no. I wouldn’t want any of you to sit next to me. "

I'll remember that.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

What a surprise,

, you’re the first one that got it

I do that, regardless of who I sit next to.

Yeah but that’s not the joke

Is it one of you young peoples' jokes?

More a you

Assassins?"

. Ah.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"But would YOU be happy to be sat next to me ??

Well, the entire point of this thread is that my answer is no. I wouldn’t want any of you to sit next to me.

I'll remember that."

Thank you ❤️

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By *Silver-Man
18 weeks ago

Mold

"I'll sit next to anyone

I'd sit on your lap mate.

Oh, did I say that out loud 😇"

My lap is made for sitting on

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By *ib.Man
18 weeks ago

Hampshire

Only if the bus was completely empty.

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By *heblackbull1234Man
18 weeks ago

london

Ma bro think he is Rosa Park.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

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Yes and on top, underneath mmmmmmmm

Female x

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By *ung nine inchMan
18 weeks ago

leeds

Mrs loves attention on bus and train

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Ma bro think he is Rosa Park. "

no absolutely not. I just miss when nobody would sit next to me.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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Yes and on top, underneath mmmmmmmm

Female x"

Mmmmm

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By *ad NannaWoman
18 weeks ago

East London

"I'll sit next to anyone

I'd sit on your lap mate.

Oh, did I say that out loud 😇

My lap is made for sitting on

What's the weight limit on that thing?

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By *ad NannaWoman
18 weeks ago

East London

"Ma bro think he is Rosa Park.

no absolutely not. I just miss when nobody would sit next to me. "

I don't, because it still happens.

I have one of those don't fucking sit next to me faces.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
18 weeks ago

Merseyside

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
18 weeks ago

Willenhall

It depends.

If my choice was sitting next to you or standing and you acted indifferent by staring out of the window, looking at your phone, reading a newspaper or something like that then yes, I'd happily sit next to you no problem.

However, if you did anything weird like deliberately making eye contact once I boarded, winking and smiling whilst patting the empty seat next to you then fuck no...I'm standing.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
18 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Sorry public transport!!!

That's where public go, no thanks I'll stick to the Rolls thanks

sausage rolls

Royce darling

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By *ansoffateMan
18 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Even if every other seat was free.

Then I'd say nothing for the entire journey nor make any eye contact.

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By *orphia2003Woman
18 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Yes I would.

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By *neeyedwillieMan
18 weeks ago

Darlington

If we ain't married, dating, family, freinds or work collegies I ain't sitting next to you unless I absoultely have no choice.

It's nothing against anyone. I just don't loke sitting so closely to people I do not know. I have the urge to strike up conversation and people tend to not like it so I just stand.

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By *tew008Man
18 weeks ago

edinburgh

only if we can awkwardly rub thighs together

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By *phrodisiac2000Man
18 weeks ago

diggle

"only if we can awkwardly rub thighs together "

I wouldn’t recognise you no profile picture

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By *eorgesdad69Man
18 weeks ago

Long Eaton

I would sit next to you and hope you stroked my leg🤪🤪

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By *ewellerMan
18 weeks ago

near

No , I’d prefer to sit on your lap

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
18 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

No, I wouldn’t.

If your prolific thread starting on here is anything to go by, you wouldn’t shut up once you had an audience, I’d leave the seat empty so someone else can be your victim.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
18 weeks ago

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"Even if every other seat was free.

Then I'd say nothing for the entire journey nor make any eye contact."

I’ve sat next to people like you grrrrr

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18 weeks ago

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"No, I wouldn’t.

If your prolific thread starting on here is anything to go by, you wouldn’t shut up once you had an audience, I’d leave the seat empty so someone else can be your victim.

I’m from London. I don’t talk to strangers.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
18 weeks ago

Stratford

"Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

I'd be whacking you with my handbag. Well, chairbag."

You’re such an outrageous flirt

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By *heGateKeeperMan
18 weeks ago

Stratford

"Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

What a surprise,

, you’re the first one that got it

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Aisle or window seat?

Left or right side of the bus?

I like the aisle seat on the left side meaning my sword arm is ready for any approaching villains.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
18 weeks ago

The Lake District

"But would YOU be happy to be sat next to me ??

Well, the entire point of this thread is that my answer is no. I wouldn’t want any of you to sit next to me. "

So your a loner then,but your on here

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By *heGateKeeperMan
18 weeks ago

Stratford

"But would YOU be happy to be sat next to me ??

Well, the entire point of this thread is that my answer is no. I wouldn’t want any of you to sit next to me.

So your a loner then,but your on here

I beg you to sit next to him so he’s not lonely anymore. At this point I just feel like he needs to be held x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
18 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

What about if the train/bus/tube was completely empty and I came and sat next to you,said nothing just stared at you the entire time in silence.

Mhwahaha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

"No, I wouldn’t.

If your prolific thread starting on here is anything to go by, you wouldn’t shut up once you had an audience, I’d leave the seat empty so someone else can be your victim.

I’m from London. I don’t talk to strangers.

But I do. Mwahahahaha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

"Only if I was holding my handbag really tight

I'd be whacking you with my handbag. Well, chairbag.

You’re such an outrageous flirt

You love it 😘

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18 weeks ago

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By *ecretSilverlinkMan
18 weeks ago

Manchester

love bulging out on public transport

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By *-jonMan
18 weeks ago

London

"I would always choose to sit by myself (in a window seat, forward facing and on the left hand side) but if there were only single seats remaining, then yes, absolutely."

Of course. You seem cool!

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