FabSwingers.com forum: What is the volume of your dick?

By *asterfulsoul OP Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester

Length is a terrible measurement - how much of your lover's void do you fill?

Grab your dick and a dressmakers measuring tape, then grab your GCSE maths memory, and calculate the volume of your member (assuming it's a perfect cylinder - which it is, right?).

I'm ~180ml of filling, for all the ladies out there that have ~180ml missing in their lives 😎

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
15 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Mines all about the base.

No treble.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Mine doesn't go up to 11 like spinal tap

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

I want royalty payments for this thread idea!

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By *ucka39Man
15 weeks ago

Newcastle

All the gaps

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
15 weeks ago

London

Fill a jug with water, dunk it in and see how much water it displaces. Eureka.

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By *ayd100Man
15 weeks ago

clitheroe

Wife says it feels like 4cms

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By *yn888Couple
15 weeks ago

Kidderminster

I'm pretty sure that's the volume of a hockey puck. Lol

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By *yn888Couple
15 weeks ago

Kidderminster

I think a better system would be the comparison chart.. like

A thumb

A sausage in batter

A deodorant can

A can of

I'm sure there's better examples.. lol

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By *ayd100Man
15 weeks ago

clitheroe

Is what it is, not used in ages

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

"Is what it is, not used in ages "

I think you can thicken them up with a bit of cornflour and cold water.

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By *ornucopiaMan
15 weeks ago

Bexley

"Fill a jug with water, dunk it in and see how much water it displaces. Eureka."

The only meaningful method!

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By *ornucopiaMan
15 weeks ago

Bexley

"Fill a jug with water, dunk it in and see how much water it displaces. Eureka."

Not often we see Eureka mentioned without that ruddy gratuitous 's' on the end!

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

You could use a deep fat fryer if you haven't got a jug of water

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
15 weeks ago

Cambs

"Mines all about the base.

No treble."

I laughed way to hard at this.

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By *r M Gray88Man
15 weeks ago

Lancaster

Pint glass filler 😋

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By *ob357Man
15 weeks ago

Oswestry

A good good fistful

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By *ayhay23Man
15 weeks ago

Northampton

It fills a a jelly tots tube!

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
15 weeks ago

Ends

Oh it’s loud.

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By *asterfulsoul OP Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester

"I want royalty payments for this thread idea!

Transformative work, sorry 😎

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

"Oh it’s loud. "

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
15 weeks ago

Leeds

About 5 acres.

The mr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

"About 5 acres.

The mr "

That's an area. Denied.

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By *rthur30Man
15 weeks ago

Warrington

8 m3. I may have my units wrong.

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By *r TriomanMan
15 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Mine is deafening, especially if I was to stick it in one of your ears and my finger in your other one.

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By *r Mind CandyMan
15 weeks ago

Cheshire

It will blow ya god dam ears out!

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By *r Mind CandyMan
15 weeks ago

Cheshire

"I think a better system would be the comparison chart.. like

A thumb

A sausage in batter

A deodorant can

A can of

I'm sure there's better examples.. lol"

You forgot the fab standard measurement of a sky remote

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By *imbob85Man
15 weeks ago

inverness

A mouth full ? Or maybe I am been hopfull

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By *moothdickMan
15 weeks ago

stoke

I’ve wrapped mine in tin foil and it looks and weighs about the same as a fat beef sausage … so I’d say the volume was the same with good meat stuffed under the skin… don’t try this in the butchers shop

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By *ackformore100Man
15 weeks ago

Tin town

Ask archimedes he knows

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

0,0007ml

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By *ea monkeyMan
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling.

That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want.

“Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?”

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
15 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Probably about 90 decibels 💜

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

"I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling.

That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want.

“Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?”"

I can't visualise a 200ml penis. Obviously that's bigger than the OPs 180ml, but is that significant? Will it smash me in the cervix and therefore is Bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Am 7" by 5" girth...

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By *LUKCouple
15 weeks ago

Loughborough

Tried to measure but failed. Used the dressmaker's measuring tape as instructed in the original post, and was halfway through measuring before she shouted at me and shooed me out of her shop

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By *ackformore100Man
15 weeks ago

Tin town

"I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling.

That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want.

“Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?”

I can't visualise a 200ml penis. Obviously that's bigger than the OPs 180ml, but is that significant? Will it smash me in the cervix and therefore is Bad? "

Imagine a 500ml water bottle... And cut it in half..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

"I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling.

That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want.

“Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?”

I can't visualise a 200ml penis. Obviously that's bigger than the OPs 180ml, but is that significant? Will it smash me in the cervix and therefore is Bad?

Imagine a 500ml water bottle... And cut it in half.. "

That'd just be sharp and ouchy

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By *vaRose43Woman
15 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

I’m detecting some flaws here.

Volume tells me nothing useful. He could be 3” long and 7” wide like a crushed cola can, or 11” long and as thin as a pencil.

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By *ea monkeyMan
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I’m detecting some flaws here.

Volume tells me nothing useful. He could be 3” long and 7” wide like a crushed cola can, or 11” long and as thin as a pencil.

You’re right. There are flaws

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By *ea monkeyMan
15 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling.

That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want.

“Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?”

I can't visualise a 200ml penis. Obviously that's bigger than the OPs 180ml, but is that significant? Will it smash me in the cervix and therefore is Bad?

Imagine a 500ml water bottle... And cut it in half..

That'd just be sharp and ouchy

I’m not certain but most penises aren’t made of single use plastics with sharp edges

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By *reative-mindMan
15 weeks ago

Exeter

Is volume the same as measuring horses?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

"I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling.

That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want.

“Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?”

I can't visualise a 200ml penis. Obviously that's bigger than the OPs 180ml, but is that significant? Will it smash me in the cervix and therefore is Bad?

Imagine a 500ml water bottle... And cut it in half..

That'd just be sharp and ouchy

I’m not certain but most penises aren’t made of single use plastics with sharp edges "

I've got one here that's made of plastic. It's red and sparkly. Granted, it's not single use though.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

"Is volume the same as measuring horses? "

No, that's hands and also, that's witchcraft

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I've got a square knob so it is easier to measure. Unfortunately it's no good for round holes

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
15 weeks ago

Ends

"Oh it’s loud.

She knows ^

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

"Fill a jug with water, dunk it in and see how much water it displaces. Eureka."

That would work if you was a wizz at maths, tonnage displacement sounds huge

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By *electableicecreamMan
15 weeks ago

The West

Mine goes all the way to 11

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By *ong_John2333Man
15 weeks ago

Birmingham

"I’m detecting some flaws here.

Volume tells me nothing useful. He could be 3” long and 7” wide like a crushed cola can, or 11” long and as thin as a pencil.

It means you still have the element of surprise

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
15 weeks ago

louth

Not sure how big it is but it can fill a pram!

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple
15 weeks ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

Mines wider at the base than the tip, I got bored trying to calculate

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By *0ng0 furyMan
15 weeks ago

Birkenhead

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By *hGlobbitsMan
15 weeks ago

Liverpool

"11

Goddammit - I wanted to make the Spinal Tap reference!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

"Oh it’s loud.

She knows ^"

I know

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

"Mines wider at the base than the tip, I got bored trying to calculate "

That's probably A level Maths. Suggest buying a revision guide

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

69db

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By *aughtySexualArousalMan
15 weeks ago

SPALDING

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By *aughtySexualArousalMan
15 weeks ago

SPALDING

Filler... will certainly fill a crack or holes

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By *ripfillMan
15 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Pie r2 x L

As a guide !

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
15 weeks ago

Norwich

10 cubic inches. Which oddly enough is about the same volume as each cylinder of a Honda CBR650F motorcycle.

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
15 weeks ago

Stoke

He's about 5ft 11" and I'm about to make him a sandwich

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By *ackformore100Man
15 weeks ago

Tin town

"I've got a square knob so it is easier to measure. Unfortunately it's no good for round holes "

Awesome for all those square holes though

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
15 weeks ago

london

Who knew archimedes principle would ever come in handy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

"Who knew archimedes principle would ever come in handy "

If it's in your handy then it ain't displacing anything!

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By *asterfulsoul OP Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester

"10 cubic inches. Which oddly enough is about the same volume as each cylinder of a Honda CBR650F motorcycle."

Well you know what you need to do now then.

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By *odgerMooreMan
15 weeks ago

Nowhere

Dunelm do not offer this service - just saying

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By *moothdickMan
15 weeks ago

stoke

Just worked it out, enough to fill my pants and a pram lol

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By *unkym34Man
15 weeks ago

London

My brain hurts. It’s not the maths I just have a boneer

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