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"Is what it is, not used in ages " I think you can thicken them up with a bit of cornflour and cold water. | |||
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"Fill a jug with water, dunk it in and see how much water it displaces. Eureka." The only meaningful method! | |||
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"Fill a jug with water, dunk it in and see how much water it displaces. Eureka." Not often we see Eureka mentioned without that ruddy gratuitous 's' on the end! | |||
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"Mines all about the base. No treble." I laughed way to hard at this. | |||
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"I want royalty payments for this thread idea! "Transformative work, sorry 😎 | |||
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"About 5 acres. The mr " That's an area. Denied. | |||
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"I think a better system would be the comparison chart.. like A thumb A sausage in batter A deodorant can A can of I'm sure there's better examples.. lol" You forgot the fab standard measurement of a sky remote | |||
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"I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling. That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want. “Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?”" I can't visualise a 200ml penis. Obviously that's bigger than the OPs 180ml, but is that significant? Will it smash me in the cervix and therefore is Bad? | |||
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"I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling. That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want. “Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?” I can't visualise a 200ml penis. Obviously that's bigger than the OPs 180ml, but is that significant? Will it smash me in the cervix and therefore is Bad? " Imagine a 500ml water bottle... And cut it in half.. | |||
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"I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling. That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want. “Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?” I can't visualise a 200ml penis. Obviously that's bigger than the OPs 180ml, but is that significant? Will it smash me in the cervix and therefore is Bad? Imagine a 500ml water bottle... And cut it in half.. " That'd just be sharp and ouchy  | |||
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"I’m detecting some flaws here. Volume tells me nothing useful. He could be 3” long and 7” wide like a crushed cola can, or 11” long and as thin as a pencil. " You’re right. There are flaws | |||
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"I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling. That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want. “Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?” I can't visualise a 200ml penis. Obviously that's bigger than the OPs 180ml, but is that significant? Will it smash me in the cervix and therefore is Bad? Imagine a 500ml water bottle... And cut it in half.. That'd just be sharp and ouchy "I’m not certain but most penises aren’t made of single use plastics with sharp edges | |||
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"I can see this being the future of dating. People identifying their volume needs and others then quantifying their reciprocal output of filling. That’s the kind of sexy content that I’m sure people want. “Oh baby, I’ve got the 200ml of volume that you want. Can I fill your void?” I can't visualise a 200ml penis. Obviously that's bigger than the OPs 180ml, but is that significant? Will it smash me in the cervix and therefore is Bad? Imagine a 500ml water bottle... And cut it in half.. That'd just be sharp and ouchy
I’m not certain but most penises aren’t made of single use plastics with sharp edges "I've got one here that's made of plastic. It's red and sparkly. Granted, it's not single use though. | |||
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"Is volume the same as measuring horses? " No, that's hands and also, that's witchcraft | |||
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"Fill a jug with water, dunk it in and see how much water it displaces. Eureka." That would work if you was a wizz at maths, tonnage displacement sounds huge | |||
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"I’m detecting some flaws here. Volume tells me nothing useful. He could be 3” long and 7” wide like a crushed cola can, or 11” long and as thin as a pencil. " It means you still have the element of surprise  | |||
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"11 "Goddammit - I wanted to make the Spinal Tap reference! | |||
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"Mines wider at the base than the tip, I got bored trying to calculate " That's probably A level Maths. Suggest buying a revision guide  | |||
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"I've got a square knob so it is easier to measure. Unfortunately it's no good for round holes " Awesome for all those square holes though | |||
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"Who knew archimedes principle would ever come in handy " If it's in your handy then it ain't displacing anything! | |||
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"10 cubic inches. Which oddly enough is about the same volume as each cylinder of a Honda CBR650F motorcycle." Well you know what you need to do now then. | |||
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