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What sort of funeral do you want?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have you got a plan for your funeral?

Will there be lots of people there?

How do you want to be remembered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Gun carriages!!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No Gun carriages!!!

"

Make sure you stipulate that in your plan, just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beyond that - happy for my organs to be stolen and the rest - recycles for the greater good.

Brain left to science - obviously

and I will be leaving a bit of money for big irreverent knees up

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"beyond that - happy for my organs to be stolen and the rest - recycles for the greater good.

Brain left to science - obviously

and I will be leaving a bit of money for big irreverent knees up "

That sounds like a good plan. My brain has already been signed over, along with all of my organs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After organ donation...

Cremation with just a small gathering close personal loved ones there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna go out the same way as Hunter S. Thompson did. Ashes in a big firework and launched into the sky somewhere. Just dunno where yet.

I want people to have fun not get all emo over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viking styley x

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I wanna go out the same way as Hunter S. Thompson did. Ashes in a big firework and launched into the sky somewhere. Just dunno where yet.

I want people to have fun not get all emo over it "

That's a good way to go. Lots of people get to share your passing then.

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

i want a 10m gig...with a milk float for a hearse and a burial in a car park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never going......I'm invincible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Humanist one. Get rid of me then go down the pub. I won't be that bothered. I'll be dead for eternity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organ donation, Humanist celebration, then have my ashes sent to that place in the USA where they turn them into a diamond...

Oh and it would be a hoot to know all the mourners went back to a club afterwards for a darned good play

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Organ donation, Humanist celebration, then have my ashes sent to that place in the USA where they turn them into a diamond...

Oh and it would be a hoot to know all the mourners went back to a club afterwards for a darned good play "

You don't have to send the ashes away anymore, you can get it done in this country. My lovely friend has become three diamonds.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i want a 10m gig...with a milk float for a hearse and a burial in a car park"

People will think you're a king!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I'll be dead I seriously don't care, peeps who want to will remember me for being me, I suppose.

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By *picyMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare

I feel this topic is a bit deep for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Organ donation, Humanist celebration, then have my ashes sent to that place in the USA where they turn them into a diamond...

Oh and it would be a hoot to know all the mourners went back to a club afterwards for a darned good play

You don't have to send the ashes away anymore, you can get it done in this country. My lovely friend has become three diamonds."
Really? Didn't know. PM me if you know where. I was quite serious about that.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Just put me somewhere where no archaeologist can dig me up in 500 years, look at my bones and make wild assumptions about what "Taxed to Death Age" man looked like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organs donated. Throw the rest in skip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is already paid for did it years ago so kids do not have worry of dealing with that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always said at my funeral, everyone in fancy dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Organ donation, Humanist celebration, then have my ashes sent to that place in the USA where they turn them into a diamond...

Oh and it would be a hoot to know all the mourners went back to a club afterwards for a darned good play

You don't have to send the ashes away anymore, you can get it done in this country. My lovely friend has become three diamonds.Really? Didn't know. PM me if you know where. I was quite serious about that."

So all you need is a dead body or two to make diamonds?

Good job that's not common knowledge else there'd be more morgues getting knocked over than jewellers!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Just put me somewhere where no archaeologist can dig me up in 500 years, look at my bones and make wild assumptions about what "Taxed to Death Age" man looked like. "

You're going to have to be cremated then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be curried so the women at my funeral can feel me running out od them one last time lol

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Organ donation, Humanist celebration, then have my ashes sent to that place in the USA where they turn them into a diamond...

Oh and it would be a hoot to know all the mourners went back to a club afterwards for a darned good play

You don't have to send the ashes away anymore, you can get it done in this country. My lovely friend has become three diamonds.Really? Didn't know. PM me if you know where. I was quite serious about that.

So all you need is a dead body or two to make diamonds?

Good job that's not common knowledge else there'd be more morgues getting knocked over than jewellers! "

They are etched to show they are not natural diamonds. It takes too long to wait for the bodies to become diamonds.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I want to be curried so the women at my funeral can feel me running out od them one last time lol"

Curried and eaten?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've always said at my funeral, everyone in fancy dress "

Will people follow your wishes?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Viking styley x"

I don't know if that's allowed. You can get permission for a funeral pyre but I haven't seen anything about floating out on a boat. You'd better start planning now.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Mine is already paid for did it years ago so kids do not have worry of dealing with that too."

It does make life a little easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already planned who cares if its legal or not. My mates won't care either way. It'll be done x

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

Rock n roll music playing throughout, party afterwards, simples !

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By *ondonpride69Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Short service, Throw me in a hole, cover me with earth, then back to a swingers club to celebrate my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have mine already on paper and signed.

I would like a Humanist cremation and then my ashes will be sent to be packed into a very large rocket, and will set off over a beauty spot and a Blossem tree planted.

A grave is something that can be forgotten and never looked after, people sometimes don't even go to the gave and use memories instead.

That's what I want for my children is to have memories rather than having to worry about tiding a grave etc.....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Short service, Throw me in a hole, cover me with earth, then back to a swingers club to celebrate my life.

"

Where people throw themselves into "holes".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Short service, Throw me in a hole, cover me with earth, then back to a swingers club to celebrate my life.

Where people throw themselves into "holes". "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Organ donation, Humanist celebration, then have my ashes sent to that place in the USA where they turn them into a diamond...

Oh and it would be a hoot to know all the mourners went back to a club afterwards for a darned good play

You don't have to send the ashes away anymore, you can get it done in this country. My lovely friend has become three diamonds.Really? Didn't know. PM me if you know where. I was quite serious about that."

So that's where the engagement ring is coming from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put me somewhere where no archaeologist can dig me up in 500 years, look at my bones and make wild assumptions about what "Taxed to Death Age" man looked like. "

Now if you can guarantee me it will be a future Carenza Lewis who digs me up, I might change me plans and go for a 'high status' burial (Time Team fans will get that little joke.... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Organ donation, Humanist celebration, then have my ashes sent to that place in the USA where they turn them into a diamond...

Oh and it would be a hoot to know all the mourners went back to a club afterwards for a darned good play

You don't have to send the ashes away anymore, you can get it done in this country. My lovely friend has become three diamonds.Really? Didn't know. PM me if you know where. I was quite serious about that.

So that's where the engagement ring is coming from "

Told ya I'd find a way out of it!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My friend who was murdered last year, when he was finally buried. They had a new orleans jazz band in front playing when the saints go marching in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live by the coast and would love a commemorative bench looking out to the sea and my ashes scattered out in the open. I'd hate to be stuck in a graveyard and for people to feel they had to go there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna go out the same way as Hunter S. Thompson did. Ashes in a big firework and launched into the sky somewhere. Just dunno where yet.

I want people to have fun not get all emo over it

That's a good way to go. Lots of people get to share your passing then."

As long as good music, booze, and funtimes are had, I'll be happy on my decent to Hell

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Humanist cremation in a cardboard box, no wearing black ties etc but one item of bright clothing to be worn..

no hymns, couple of poems maybe..

then they can go and have a good wake err pissup..

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