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https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/oct/16/standing-desks-may-be-bad-for-your-health-study-suggests | |||
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"It’s like I always said; arses are designed for sitting on. Why argue with nature therefore? 😜" Although bum-love is easier if they're standing at a desk. Breaks up the office tedium for 48 seconds too. | |||
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"It’s like I always said; arses are designed for sitting on. Why argue with nature therefore? 😜 Although bum-love is easier if they're standing at a desk. Breaks up the office tedium for 48 seconds too." 48s? Research also shows that telling lies is bad for you too  | |||
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"It’s like I always said; arses are designed for sitting on. Why argue with nature therefore? 😜 Although bum-love is easier if they're standing at a desk. Breaks up the office tedium for 48 seconds too. 48s? Research also shows that telling lies is bad for you too "It's not a lie! I just rounded up a little 😤😤. | |||
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"It’s like I always said; arses are designed for sitting on. Why argue with nature therefore? 😜 Although bum-love is easier if they're standing at a desk. Breaks up the office tedium for 48 seconds too. 48s? Research also shows that telling lies is bad for you too
It's not a lie! I just rounded up a little 😤😤."One usually rounds 3.2s down to a flat 3  | |||
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"It’s like I always said; arses are designed for sitting on. Why argue with nature therefore? 😜 Although bum-love is easier if they're standing at a desk. Breaks up the office tedium for 48 seconds too." 😂 ‘Tis a good point 😂😂 | |||
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"It’s like I always said; arses are designed for sitting on. Why argue with nature therefore? 😜 Although bum-love is easier if they're standing at a desk. Breaks up the office tedium for 48 seconds too. 48s? Research also shows that telling lies is bad for you too
It's not a lie! I just rounded up a little 😤😤.
One usually rounds 3.2s down to a flat 3 "Zips, foreplay (well, gathering spit), managing the element of surprise, putting a cork in them to avoid unpleasant after-mess (chivalry is not dead!)...all adds up 😘. | |||
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"Oh jeez. 1) someone creates something that helps people with X. 2) Companies sell it on helping X, Y and Z. 3) Study shows it doesn't help with Z. 4) Newspapers: "something that helps people doesn't help people". Science was a mistake." The University of Sydney hasn't ruled on the wheelie chairs but I'm extrapolating. I do enjoy a good bit of extrapolation | |||
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"I clicked on your profile and my cock grew three inches in about 20 seconds. Extrapolate from that 😎" How many inches was it before? One cannot calculate the volumetric increase without said data. #GeekAlert | |||
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"I clicked on your profile and my cock grew three inches in about 20 seconds. Extrapolate from that 😎 How many inches was it before? One cannot calculate the volumetric increase without said data. #GeekAlert" Well without proper girth measurements you're not doing that anyway :P | |||
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"I clicked on your profile and my cock grew three inches in about 20 seconds. Extrapolate from that 😎 How many inches was it before? One cannot calculate the volumetric increase without said data. #GeekAlert Well without proper girth measurements you're not doing that anyway :P" I'll send an Excel spreadsheet over. Measurements should be provided in the SI unit for peniiiiii, which is the SR* *Sky remote | |||
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"I clicked on your profile and my cock grew three inches in about 20 seconds. Extrapolate from that 😎 How many inches was it before? One cannot calculate the volumetric increase without said data. #GeekAlert Well without proper girth measurements you're not doing that anyway :P I'll send an Excel spreadsheet over. Measurements should be provided in the SI unit for peniiiiii, which is the SR* *Sky remote " Surely the standard here is a Jupyter notebook and a csv.. | |||
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"I clicked on your profile and my cock grew three inches in about 20 seconds. Extrapolate from that 😎 How many inches was it before? One cannot calculate the volumetric increase without said data. #GeekAlert Well without proper girth measurements you're not doing that anyway :P I'll send an Excel spreadsheet over. Measurements should be provided in the SI unit for peniiiiii, which is the SR* *Sky remote Surely the standard here is a Jupyter notebook and a csv.." Fucking csv files *shudders* Anyways, happy standing. I hope the blood doesn't all pool in your feet, some might flow to your volumetrically variable schlong  | |||
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"So I calculated it (because of course I did): my schlong is 180ml in volume, approximately. That's the standard size radiator enamel is sold in, as a point of comparison (not including the tin). Sorry, I don't have the flaccid data for extrapolation." Look, you can't argue with Science. Science is telling us that standing up is Very Dangerous and so clearly, I am doing myself a favour by constantly being Seated. Even when doing things like playing basketball, queuing and being bent over things. Seated ftw | |||
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"It’s like I always said; arses are designed for sitting on. Why argue with nature therefore? 😜" Is that why women’s are bigger, cos they spend so much time sat on them | |||
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