FabSwingers.com forum: Curse of choice....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I don't think you can beat a good fuck.

Whats yours?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Bollocks

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By *uneandtomCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Shit

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bollocks

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Under rated word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ball bag

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"Bollocks

Under rated word

Defo my fave curse word....good n earthy

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bollocks

Under rated word

Defo my fave curse word....good n earthy

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I concur...nice to see you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think you can beat a good fuck.

Whats yours?

You can how about a superb one, sublime even?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Fuck....(say it far too often)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck wit or cock rot are my favourate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck... Way too much!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Bum usually..

Im very tame in my language cos I have parrots the boy does say Gordon bennett and you're a begger (bugger)..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat is mine. Its been my curse of choice since last year's Champions League final when my mother banned certain words. She forgot twat!!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Bollocks

Under rated word

Yes it is, love the way it just rolls off the tongue.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh for fucks sake

TWAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God dammit you son of a .....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm a fucks sake or a oh bollocks man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

crumbs !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think you can beat a good fuck.

Whats yours?

Bloody in the bible bloody in the book if ya don't believe me go n bloody look.

Blasphemy in general by Onesie

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Situation dependant!

If on my own and it's down to me forgetting something, stubbing my toe or dropping something heavy on my foot - most likely to be fuck, bollocks, shit or if having a seriously bad day - see you next tuesday!

If driving and someone cuts me up - fucktard is my current fave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cripes & Botheration!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cripes & Botheration!

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Balderdash and piffle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TWUNT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Situation dependant!

If driving and someone cuts me up - fucktard is my current fave!"

Fucktard is great. I use it in emails to my boss all the time as a description of someone who has generally screwed the day up. It can be used very well in plural to such as; 'things were proceeding swimmingly at the Milton keynes pick ups, we had the cars boxed off and docs obtained. Unfortunately it was then that a sorry bunch of fucktards decided to put in an appearance'....

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By *pen2offersxCouple
over a year ago

kettering

Fuck a duck - annoyance

Prick - anger in light traffic

Twat - anger in heavy traffic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the situation. Sometimes its "bugger" and other times "jesustittyfuckingchrist" is called for...

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By *weetdebWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Twat every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt! Such a raw vulgar word.

If I'm real wound up I use fuck off you fat faced fucking frog fucker

Or dirty Diane does deep dirty double Dick... Then it usually turns into a game.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cunt! Such a raw vulgar word.

If I'm real wound up I use fuck off you fat faced fucking frog fucker

Or dirty Diane does deep dirty double Dick... Then it usually turns into a game."
Woohooooo I LOVE that word!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CUNT!!!

CUNTS!!!!

You are all cunts

Bollocks to the fucking lot Of you!

Wankers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck a duck .......... said in a very exasperated voice or bollocks stated at the top of your voice at the split second the whole room goes silent

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"CUNT!!!

CUNTS!!!!

You are all cunts

Bollocks to the fucking lot Of you!

Wankers!"
Context can also be important.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Situation dependant!

If driving and someone cuts me up - fucktard is my current fave!

You've changed your name.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Oh fiddlesticks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluck ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CUNT!!!

CUNTS!!!!

You are all cunts

Bollocks to the fucking lot Of you!

Wankers!Context can also be important."

Is that the Latin plural?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

normally shit but if little people are around its sausages!

But if I'm really pissed off

Ie road rage fucking arsehole

Stupid fucking twat!

Or plain and simple you are a "see you next Tuesday."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"crumbs !

Yep. And cripes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt! Such a raw vulgar word.

If I'm real wound up I use fuck off you fat faced fucking frog fucker

Or dirty Diane does deep dirty double Dick... Then it usually turns into a game.Woohooooo I LOVE that word!!

Bitch, whore and slut are used frequently in sex, cunt whilst I'm slapping her face and gripping her throat.... Gently... In a loving way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt! Such a raw vulgar word.

If I'm real wound up I use fuck off you fat faced fucking frog fucker

Or dirty Diane does deep dirty double Dick... Then it usually turns into a game.Woohooooo I LOVE that word!!

Bitch, whore and slut are used frequently in sex, cunt whilst I'm slapping her face and gripping her throat.... Gently... In a loving way

Foreplay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt! Such a raw vulgar word.

If I'm real wound up I use fuck off you fat faced fucking frog fucker

Or dirty Diane does deep dirty double Dick... Then it usually turns into a game.Woohooooo I LOVE that word!!

Bitch, whore and slut are used frequently in sex, cunt whilst I'm slapping her face and gripping her throat.... Gently... In a loving way

Foreplay!

Foreplay? What a vile word, right up there with marraige, children and commitment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck or twat (If referring to someone)

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By *lidodahWoman
over a year ago

angus

Cunt...i know folk hate that word so that makes me say it more lol Maybe its all the cunts i have dated makes me say it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissflaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its was fuck in our house, recently been changed to fudge due to our toddler repeating 'fuck off' at the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissflaps"

Made me spit out my coffee!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Buggary bollocks.

Or Twatus Cuntus directed at other road users.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or Twatus Cuntus directed at other road users.

Really? I've never heard to swear or be frustrated by other road users

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Situation dependant!

If driving and someone cuts me up - fucktard is my current fave!

I left the site for a month or more, see bottom of profile. Glad I was missed ha! But its lovely you remembered my username.

Its good to be back...

You've changed your name."

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Or Twatus Cuntus directed at other road users.

Really? I've never heard to swear or be frustrated by other road users

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a saying I picked up from my mum and have no idea what it means

You black enamel tammel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or Twatus Cuntus directed at other road users.

Really? I've never heard to swear or be frustrated by other road users

Of course you ain't, your a woman driver, we get frustrated at you :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or Twatus Cuntus directed at other road users.

Really? I've never heard to swear or be frustrated by other road users

Of course you ain't, your a woman driver, we get frustrated at you :P"

hmmm I was referring to the fact that I've been in the car with the Librarian a few times... I'm a good driver I'll have you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a tosser" but i was told by one guy its a complement! Whats all that about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunty as in "Why are you being cunty?" courtesy of The Soprannos

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Fuck is the most versatile.

Noun - I don't give a fuck.

Verb - get fucked

Adjective - It's a fucking mess.

Adverb - It's fucking raining.

Preposition - Get the fuck over here.

Imperative - Fuck off!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

The usual is fuck but if someone has REALLY annoyed me he gets the see you next tuesday treatment

and as everyone knows, swearing in a scottish accent is soooooooooooooo much better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt is my favourite word but when describing particularly annoying people I call them twattyMcCuntface it has a certain appeal to it!!!

MissD

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Arsebuckets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck or twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The usual is fuck but if someone has REALLY annoyed me he gets the see you next tuesday treatment

and as everyone knows, swearing in a scottish accent is soooooooooooooo much better..."

Bampot!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Soapytitwank.

Or calling some prick who can't drive a 'fucking gusset'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank sponge.

( that's copy written to me.

no unauthorised usage tar very mucho)

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

Fuck

Fucktard

Fuckwit

Prick

Wanker

Idiotic fucktarded douche

and if I am around kids it's fluff or oh dear

Mr likes a good old fashioned fuck

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