FabSwingers.com forum: If unicorns were real

By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
6 weeks ago

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Do you think they’d be evil?

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By *layfullsamMan
6 weeks ago

Solihull

"Do you think they’d be evil? "

Wait, what, they’re not real ?!!!

I bought a hunting license when I was on holiday in Michigan

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
6 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

No more than humans or dogs are.

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By *r Mind CandyMan
6 weeks ago

Cheshire

I know they would have a massive horn!

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
6 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Yes, absolutely abhorrent evil vile beasts.

Luring you in with there magical kind nature, just to stab you in the back with there horn and laugh at you for being a gullible fool.

Something like that.

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By *issBlackedCouple
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

*Scotland has entered the chat*

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
6 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Read Foxglove Summer by Ben Aaronovitch

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
6 weeks ago

Brum

What the hell

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
6 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"*Scotland has entered the chat*"

Scotland has unicorns??

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By *ensuallover1000Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Naaaaay! I mean, no.

They would be delightful, gentle creatures who would skip through the meadows with me playfully as I wave daisy chains above my head.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
6 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"*Scotland has entered the chat*

Scotland has unicorns??

Mate. They’re our national animal.

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By *iss Boot LoverTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Tetbury

"Do you think they’d be evil? "

Evil? Tasty I bet

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
6 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"*Scotland has entered the chat*

Scotland has unicorns??

Mate. They’re our national animal."
OK here me out, I didn't know that.

How the hell didn't I know that...

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By *r Mind CandyMan
6 weeks ago

Cheshire

But without unicorns there would be no rainbows.. right 🤷‍♂️

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By *uacksplat.Woman
6 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

i think they'd be little stoner ponies that shout 'waazzzzzuuuuupppppppp' across the fields at eachother a-la scary movie

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By *issBlackedCouple
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

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By *issBlackedCouple
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

"*Scotland has entered the chat*

Scotland has unicorns??

Mate. They’re our national animal. OK here me out, I didn't know that.

How the hell didn't I know that..."

It's fine, our national flower doesn't even know it's not a flower 🤣

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By *r John WickMan
6 weeks ago

The Continental

Yea, they’d be evil. They’d bum people with the horn.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
6 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"*Scotland has entered the chat*

Scotland has unicorns??

Mate. They’re our national animal. OK here me out, I didn't know that.

How the hell didn't I know that...

It's fine, our national flower doesn't even know it's not a flower 🤣"
🤣 I'm just a clueless silly Billy sometimes but that a good fact to know.

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

carluke

They roam free and are most often seen with the herds of haggis

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By *nnCeeWoman
6 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Read Foxglove Summer by Ben Aaronovitch

💜💜💜💜💜

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

They'd be a fucking PITA bouncing around exuding excitable squeals all day

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By *layfullsamMan
6 weeks ago

Solihull

Isn’t a unicorn a woman who joins couples

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West

"Isn’t a unicorn a woman who joins couples

No, it's a kind of horse like creature with a pointy nose horn that runs around the wilds of Scotland.

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By *layfullsamMan
6 weeks ago

Solihull

"Isn’t a unicorn a woman who joins couples

No, it's a kind of horse like creature with a pointy nose horn that runs around the wilds of Scotland. "

I thought they were in Michigan I bought a license to hunt them while on holiday

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
6 weeks ago

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"Isn’t a unicorn a woman who joins couples

No, it's a kind of horse like creature with a pointy nose horn that runs around the wilds of Scotland. "

Do they fuck.

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By *he KakapoMan
6 weeks ago

A nice rock

"*Scotland has entered the chat*

Scotland has unicorns??

Mate. They’re our national animal. OK here me out, I didn't know that.

How the hell didn't I know that...

It's fine, our national flower doesn't even know it's not a flower 🤣 🤣 I'm just a clueless silly Billy sometimes but that a good fact to know."

I assume they are deep fried

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West

"Isn’t a unicorn a woman who joins couples

No, it's a kind of horse like creature with a pointy nose horn that runs around the wilds of Scotland.

Do they fuck. "

Well Pickle. If a Mummy and a Daddy or a Daddy and a Daddy or a Mummy and a Mummy or an any combination of genders of unicorn allllllllllll love each other, very much......

I'll send you an edumacational book about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"*Scotland has entered the chat*

Scotland has unicorns??

Mate. They’re our national animal.

OK here me out, I didn't know that.

How the hell didn't I know that..."

Because let's be honest... What Coked up country has a mythical creature as their national animal?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West

"*Scotland has entered the chat*

Scotland has unicorns??

Mate. They’re our national animal.

OK here me out, I didn't know that.

How the hell didn't I know that...

Because let's be honest... What Coked up country has a mythical creature as their national animal? "

Scotland

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
6 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Isn’t a unicorn a woman who joins couples

No, it's a kind of horse like creature with a pointy nose horn that runs around the wilds of Scotland.

Do they fuck. "

Not like those haggi

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Pure joy.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
6 weeks ago

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"Isn’t a unicorn a woman who joins couples

No, it's a kind of horse like creature with a pointy nose horn that runs around the wilds of Scotland.

Do they fuck.

Not like those haggi "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West

"Isn’t a unicorn a woman who joins couples

No, it's a kind of horse like creature with a pointy nose horn that runs around the wilds of Scotland.

Do they fuck.

Not like those haggi "

Haggi? Do they bring gold, frankincense and myrrh?

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP Man
6 weeks ago

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"Isn’t a unicorn a woman who joins couples

No, it's a kind of horse like creature with a pointy nose horn that runs around the wilds of Scotland.

Do they fuck.

Not like those haggi

Haggi? Do they bring gold, frankincense and myrrh? "

Don’t encourage her.

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By *sWyldWoman
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Just leaving this here...

https://youtu.be/BSbEUBogAqM?si=DkP-Gi7XAWhXBbTd

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