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GIRLFRIEND ANAL DILDO ADVICE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi ok so hopefully no smart ass replies - if you will excuse the pun!

Female FB has been enjoying anal dildos and gradually working up sizes. I know this isn't everyones cup of tea but she loves the intensity and long stretching sessions. Has also been fisted analy - by a small ish hand.

Anyway we have a new 12 inch long dildo that's very thick. Once she's warmed up she loves it - we use loads of j lube and she gets it 3/4 of way in and its very hot to say least.

She's really keen to get the whole thing in now though and that's why i'm here - we can't get the last couple of inches in and she's on a mission to really open up to it and get that last incredible hit from it. But it just seems to stop there and she can't quite take it.

Does anyone have any tips or experience that would help?

Again only helpful replies please.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Da Ja Vouz!!

Only it were a fuck buddy and 14" ????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Not being funny, but my advise would be not to push it, if she cant take it she cant take it. Your post has made my bum pucker. Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could actually be down to her anatomy. The colon turns 90 degrees and if you're getting that deep then forcing it is gonna cause serious damage, last thing you want is to give her peritonitis..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Put her on a diet of dundee cake, mince and 30 raw eggs a day. She'll start shitting logs the size of a steam engine. By the end of the week you'll be able to swing a cane up there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldn't the same question get the same answers?

Smart arse?

Yes,I imagine it will for a couple of days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used into same thing, we found that longer thinner solids would flex into her further( go round the bend) and she used to feel it do so!, whilst thicker dildos for stretching would only hit a max of nine to ten inches maybe seek out a longer dildo with a thinner tip of two inches or so with a thick wide ten inch base for her, hope this helps

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Put her on a diet of dundee cake, mince and 30 raw eggs a day. She'll start shitting logs the size of a steam engine. By the end of the week you'll be able to swing a cane up there. "

OMG... Coffee just shot out of my nose. Lol!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put her on a diet of dundee cake, mince and 30 raw eggs a day. She'll start shitting logs the size of a steam engine. By the end of the week you'll be able to swing a cane up there.

OMG... Coffee just shot out of my nose. Lol!!! X"

Could have been worse - could have been your arse!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Put her on a diet of dundee cake, mince and 30 raw eggs a day. She'll start shitting logs the size of a steam engine. By the end of the week you'll be able to swing a cane up there.

OMG... Coffee just shot out of my nose. Lol!!! X

Could have been worse - could have been your arse! "

I saw a programme about that a whole back, home enemas done with coffee!! Wouldn't be dunking your digestives in after that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffee enema??? How do you tell if it has enough sugar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put her on a diet of dundee cake, mince and 30 raw eggs a day. She'll start shitting logs the size of a steam engine. By the end of the week you'll be able to swing a cane up there.

OMG... Coffee just shot out of my nose. Lol!!! X

Could have been worse - could have been your arse!

I saw a programme about that a whole back, home enemas done with coffee!! Wouldn't be dunking your digestives in after that!! "

Nope!

Mind you - I'd rather they did it at home than Starbucks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just like Dear Deardrie this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just like Dear Deardrie this..."

Made up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just like Dear Deardrie this...

Made up? "

Haha. Trust you top ruin it for me! I always thought they were real people, just like the models... I mean ordinary folks... in the photo case journals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the toy as far as she can up her, give it plenty of lube and then with a croquet mallet start hammering it home.

You might want some superglue to fix her back together afterwards as she'll have trouble keeping her innards as innards with an arse like a wizards sleeve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get the toy as far as she can up her, give it plenty of lube and then with a croquet mallet start hammering it home.

You might want some superglue to fix her back together afterwards as she'll have trouble keeping her innards as innards with an arse like a wizards sleeve. "

I just pissed myself... 'and then with a croquet mallet start hammering it home'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe try long but thinner one then

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Get the toy as far as she can up her, give it plenty of lube and then with a croquet mallet start hammering it home.

You might want some superglue to fix her back together afterwards as she'll have trouble keeping her innards as innards with an arse like a wizards sleeve. "

Fuckin hell Jodie I'm actually crying laughing here!! I did miss you while you were gone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe try long but thinner one then "

I look forward to reading the outcome in the next issue of The Lancet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put her on a diet of dundee cake, mince and 30 raw eggs a day. She'll start shitting logs the size of a steam engine. By the end of the week you'll be able to swing a cane up there. "

Actual cant stop laughing at this quote!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Maybe try long but thinner one then "

If you are having problems with gtting it in....Maybe longer would be a bad idea!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just like Dear Deardrie this...

Made up?

Haha. Trust you top ruin it for me! I always thought they were real people, just like the models... I mean ordinary folks... in the photo case journals. "

I write them. Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe try long but thinner one then

If you are having problems with gtting it in....Maybe longer would be a bad idea!!!! "

Very bad idea. With the sizes you're already playing with you are at risk of damaging the sigmoid colon and are probably approaching the transverse colon, which is a 90degree bend. Forcing something upwards in that area will only end badly and will possibly result in peritonitis and major surgery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just like Dear Deardrie this...

Made up?

Haha. Trust you top ruin it for me! I always thought they were real people, just like the models... I mean ordinary folks... in the photo case journals.

I write them. Soz "

They'd be a lot more scandalous if you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi ok so hopefully no smart ass replies - if you will excuse the pun!

Female FB has been enjoying anal dildos and gradually working up sizes. I know this isn't everyones cup of tea but she loves the intensity and long stretching sessions. Has also been fisted analy - by a small ish hand.

Anyway we have a new 12 inch long dildo that's very thick. Once she's warmed up she loves it - we use loads of j lube and she gets it 3/4 of way in and its very hot to say least.

She's really keen to get the whole thing in now though and that's why i'm here - we can't get the last couple of inches in and she's on a mission to really open up to it and get that last incredible hit from it. But it just seems to stop there and she can't quite take it.

Does anyone have any tips or experience that would help?

Again only helpful replies please.

xxx"

No1 tip dont be round the back when she takes a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has she tried opening her mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just like Dear Deardrie this...

Made up?

Haha. Trust you top ruin it for me! I always thought they were real people, just like the models... I mean ordinary folks... in the photo case journals.

I write them. Soz

They'd be a lot more scandalous if you did "

I don't know what you mean

You'd be proud if me, I got a literature question right at the quiz at work on sunday lol x

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

just a thought, how far in is the transverse colon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just a thought, how far in is the transverse colon ?"

Varies from person to person but 12" is easily capable of reaching it and causing damage on many people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a product called Big Bends Nut Sauce that you could try. I wouldn't recommend it though...

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