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By *ea monkey OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m shamelessly C+P’ing this preamble from Posh, mainly because I’m lazy and also in deference to her. So here’s her words, feel free to do what she says…

Because quite frankly some of us are too shy to actually tell the people we like... and my mates are proper perverts... I figured one of these might be fun.

Just don't forget... send messages, it's anonymous after all! Although owning up can lead to damn good things

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

6) don't forget the OP is needy too

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
7 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I'm in for being Postie. But I already know y'all wanna fuck me, so don't worry about that part 💜

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
7 weeks ago

London

I'll play.

Prey obviously. I'm I doing this right?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
7 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I'll play.

Prey obviously. I'm I doing this right? "

No. You're not doing it right. What took you so long you sexy bitch? 🙄

(I would.)

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

In to spread some lurve and filth, preferably filth though.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
7 weeks ago

London


"I'll play.

Prey obviously. I'm I doing this right?

No. You're not doing it right. What took you so long you sexy bitch? 🙄

(I would.)"

I thought you were too cool for me.

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By *r SproutMan
7 weeks ago

the middle

In and happy to pass on messages

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By *r SproutMan
7 weeks ago

the middle

Just in my box

Message for LittleLiasons

As you asked so nicely, here I am playing the game properly.

Yours,

Troublemaker™

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
7 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

We're in please also happy to play postie

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By *agatoXXXMan
7 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

As usual, Evri will steal all my deliveries.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago


"Just in my box

Message for LittleLiasons

As you asked so nicely, here I am playing the game properly.

Yours,

Troublemaker™ "

Subtle

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
7 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Haha why not!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Roll up, roll up folks!

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
7 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Roll up, roll up folks! "

I think I've exhausted all my messages from previous threads, any more and I'd seem desperate 🤣.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Roll up, roll up folks!

I think I've exhausted all my messages from previous threads, any more and I'd seem desperate 🤣."

Nahhhh! It’s good to let people know

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By *wing2023Couple
7 weeks ago

london

In ..

The ‘ unexpected surprise element ‘ is hard to pass ..

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very fanciable friend asked me to pass this on;

For LittleLiasons

“ love the blue shoes on her , would have her wear just that and nothing else and have her legs in the air as I plough her vigorously’

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales

In and happy to pass on those messages

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By *JcuriousCouple
7 weeks ago

Derby

In and happy to play postie too! 🩷

Miss S x

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By *inx000Couple
7 weeks ago

Manchester

I'm in

Minx xx

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By *eroLondonMan
7 weeks ago

Covent Garden

In.

However, everyone is soooo far away. The Fåb Curse™ prevails.

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By *asty tatsyMan
7 weeks ago

london

I’m in and happy to be someone’s postie

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By *JcuriousCouple
7 weeks ago

Derby


"In.

However, everyone is soooo far away. The Fåb Curse™ prevails. "

We need a move mix around 😂

Miss S x

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
7 weeks ago

Always on the move

I'm in, don't all rush to be the object of my desire at once though ok? I'm only 1, handsome, human man

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By *ryingitout19Man
7 weeks ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very gorgeous guy has asked me to post this;

Minxy, I’d love to wear your ass like a hat

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
7 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

My mate says:

Bella... I hope to have that private party with you one day 😉

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
7 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

In, happy to post for people, but Nerø really needs to understand what remoteness is 😂

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By *MCMan
7 weeks ago

London/EA

Well good afternoon…

Happy to be posite, filters are off.

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By *wing2023Couple
7 weeks ago

london

Lots of people are in - need more expressions of desire through the posties . Happy to act as a postie

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By *eroLondonMan
7 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"In.

However, everyone is soooo far away. The Fåb Curse™ prevails. "

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...and happy to play postie before my next Teams™ call.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

I’m in

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By *rT25Man
7 weeks ago

Rotherham

I'll be a postie and make myself useful. Been a very slow work.

Though happy to get some post myself

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By *hilcarol89Couple
7 weeks ago

Warrington

Happy to help

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By *eroLondonMan
7 weeks ago

Covent Garden

A message to Mínx from a certain tricenarian:

"Ah Minx. A failed attempt doesn't stop me from offering my extremely comfortable face as a place for you to rest those ludicrously beautiful legs"

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sweaty friend has just sent me this…

Prey, Miss Bella, and Miss S of SJ. 3 from my hotlist. All so far out of reach, all absolutely sensational to gaze at from behind my phone screen...in a sweaty wanky mess. Proper fit though

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A rather shy friend send me this…

For _inx000

Ah bollocks yeah kinda do fancy you, you'll never know who am though as I'm too sneaky.

You do seem like a lovely person so I'd gladly buy you dinner at some point if I could.

Have a good day!

Now I'm done I hate typing

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A message for Swing2023 from a classical guy;

I’d love to see Mrs Swing riding from the ocean like Ursula Andress and then undress her

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By *wing2023Couple
7 weeks ago

london


"A message for Swing2023 from a classical guy;

I’d love to see Mrs Swing riding from the ocean like Ursula Andress and then undress her"

Haha.. that could be arranged if he manages to be as suave as Sean Connery

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By *JcuriousCouple
7 weeks ago

Derby


"A very sweaty friend has just sent me this…

Prey, Miss Bella, and Miss S of SJ. 3 from my hotlist. All so far out of reach, all absolutely sensational to gaze at from behind my phone screen...in a sweaty wanky mess. Proper fit though"

Lovely choice of words 😂

Miss S x

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By *r SproutMan
7 weeks ago

the middle

A big sorry to my mate for missing this. I was busy at work.

A message for Little liaisons, I’d love a liaison with you but not a little one. I want it to be earth shattering and intense

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By *JcuriousCouple
7 weeks ago

Derby

My mate says:

For _hilcarol89, I’d love to be dragged along 😉

Miss S x

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By *r John WickMan
7 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m in

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
7 weeks ago

button moon

Count me in guys. Been ages since I’ve payed this

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago


"A very fanciable friend asked me to pass this on;

For LittleLiasons

“ love the blue shoes on her , would have her wear just that and nothing else and have her legs in the air as I plough her vigorously’"

Not sure if you're talking about me or your garden but I'm down.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago


"A big sorry to my mate for missing this. I was busy at work.

A message for Little liaisons, I’d love a liaison with you but not a little one. I want it to be earth shattering and intense"

Always earth shattering with a big one

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By *annybrowneyesMan
7 weeks ago

Paddock Wood

I'll join in

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By *heGateKeeperMan
7 weeks ago

Stratford

In

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Hello. I haven’t done one of these in quite a while.

*looks around*

Looks like I’m in.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I haven't done one of these in a long time. I can't be postie, because I'm working, but I'm in for the hell of it.

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By *eroLondonMan
7 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Count me in guys. Been ages since I’ve payed this "

My dear fellow, I've been in this thread for ages and not a single fragment of a sexual dalliance or romantic tryst, not even a hint of Åfternoon Teå or even a chance to woo a fine lady.

We insufferable mortals live with endless hope. 🎻

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By *MCMan
7 weeks ago

London/EA

A lovely gent has sent a message for the delicious Bella. I’ve been enamoured and intrigued by you, flirted, chatted and shared. I’m eager to meet you face to face

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
7 weeks ago

London


"Count me in guys. Been ages since I’ve payed this

My dear fellow, I've been in this thread for ages and not a single fragment of a sexual dalliance or romantic tryst, not even a hint of Åfternoon Teå or even a chance to woo a fine lady.

We insufferable mortals live with endless hope. 🎻"

Their loss.

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By *oo..Woman
7 weeks ago

Boo's World

Boo's in 😊

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
7 weeks ago

wild west lothian

Oh why not …..

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By *wing2023Couple
7 weeks ago

london

A buxom desire by someone

“ Tell AMC I’d gladly worship his cock anytime”

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
7 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh. A notably sexy friend says:

Please tell Boo I’d like to be ‘in’ her. And in-between those marvellous tits, quite frankly. How about next week?

💜

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By *imples24Man
7 weeks ago

tamworth

Happy to be in and also to be a mate and help people connect ❤️

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By *oo..Woman
7 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Oh. A notably sexy friend says:

Please tell Boo I’d like to be ‘in’ her. And in-between those marvellous tits, quite frankly. How about next week?

💜"

I'll just go check my tits/vagina appointments for next week, be right back!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
7 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I have been asked to pass along a message to SJ curious :

“how about we let Mr J with his glorious cock and the Mrs have a go at each other and we sit fondling each others bits and parts while we watch them have a go before we get down and dirty"

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By *ust another WonkoMan
7 weeks ago

here and there

Wonko’s in

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By *oo..Woman
7 weeks ago

Boo's World

Miss Liasons - you're up!

This naughty man says:

Tell LittleLiasons that I’ve always had trouble spelling ‘liasons’ but I’m willing to practice writing it with my tongue on her clit, if she’ll just lie back and think of England until I get it right. Might take me a while, though.

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By *JcuriousCouple
7 weeks ago

Derby

My mate says:

Please tell Davina she’s my Queen of Halloween. I need a new one after getting carried away with the mini chainsaw last year.

Miss S x

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By *lwayshorny0908Man
7 weeks ago

close

I’m in

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By *ou345Woman
7 weeks ago

Derby

I'm in

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By *r99mr99Man
7 weeks ago

Ealing

I'm in

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By *MCMan
7 weeks ago

London/EA


"A buxom desire by someone

“ Tell AMC I’d gladly worship his cock anytime” "

I mean that can potentially be arranged..

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago


"Miss Liasons - you're up!

This naughty man says:

Tell LittleLiasons that I’ve always had trouble spelling ‘liasons’ but I’m willing to practice writing it with my tongue on her clit, if she’ll just lie back and think of England until I get it right. Might take me a while, though."

I have a short attention span so here's hoping you're a fast learner 😊

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By *ust another WonkoMan
7 weeks ago

here and there

Wonko’s out

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"My mate says:

Please tell Davina she’s my Queen of Halloween. I need a new one after getting carried away with the mini chainsaw last year.

Miss S x"

Oh, how wonderful! I'm always looking for new skulls to recline upon... 🧛🏼‍♀️

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Incoming matey..

Please tell Lou345 she’s beautiful

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"My mate says:

Please tell Davina she’s my Queen of Halloween. I need a new one after getting carried away with the mini chainsaw last year.

Miss S x

Oh, how wonderful! I'm always looking for new skulls to recline upon... 🧛🏼‍♀️"

... and those mini chainsaws! They're so moreish, you can't have just one! 😁

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales

My rather handsome friend, who has fantastic taste may I add, has this message for Prey ❤️

Would you please tell Prey that I love to watch her wiggle, and her air-kisses make me melt.

*mwah*

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By *ou345Woman
7 weeks ago

Derby


"Incoming matey..

Please tell Lou345 she’s beautiful "

Thank you whoever you are 😁

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales

Another hottie has this message for Boo, again fantastic taste ❤️

With Halloween fast approaching I would thrash my tail against your pumpkins, sink my canines into your neck and screeeech as I fluff your fur. With Bonfire night a little further, you could fire my rockets anyday.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales


"My mate says:

Bella... I hope to have that private party with you one day 😉"

I do like a party

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales


"A very sweaty friend has just sent me this…

Prey, Miss Bella, and Miss S of SJ. 3 from my hotlist. All so far out of reach, all absolutely sensational to gaze at from behind my phone screen...in a sweaty wanky mess. Proper fit though"

Such a way with words

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales


"A lovely gent has sent a message for the delicious Bella. I’ve been enamoured and intrigued by you, flirted, chatted and shared. I’m eager to meet you face to face"

I'm intrigued..

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By *bi HaiveMan
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7 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Incoming for For Miss Bella..

Her curves are wonderful and she has an elegant style that is incredibly sexy.

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By *uacksplat.Woman
7 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

happy to play postie. 😘 Px

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By *eroLondonMan
7 weeks ago

Covent Garden

A message for Miss Bella from a statuesque and handsome gentleman:

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"...please tell Miss Bella that I still look forward to chowing down on her wobbles at some point in this lifetime'.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Here's from for Littleliaisons, from one of my little demons...

They're looking forward to seeing just how short you really are soon. That's if they can spot you in the club without their specs on......😇😇

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By *oo..Woman
7 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Another hottie has this message for Boo, again fantastic taste ❤️

With Halloween fast approaching I would thrash my tail against your pumpkins, sink my canines into your neck and screeeech as I fluff your fur. With Bonfire night a little further, you could fire my rockets anyday.

"

This one made me laugh, was different for sure! 🤭

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By *eroLondonMan
7 weeks ago

Covent Garden

A delightful message to •quacksplat• from a laid-back City gent:

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"...her freckles and curves in combination might be one for the sexiest things in this site".

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By *uacksplat.Woman
7 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

oi oi beautiful boo, i have a fantastic friends who wishes me to tell you..

"it wasn't supposed to make you laugh, but I know I do. Perhaps you will take me more seriously when my hand is on your throat and I look deep into your eyes as I am deep into you".

(i think he might be a poet.. who does in fact know it )

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
7 weeks ago

London

From one babe to another.

Message for Prey

You are very far out of my league but I just had to say your lips are a weakness of mine.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Dear Quacksplat, another imp of my acquaintance has asked me to tell you...

...that I don’t want her playing postie. I want her on her knees taking my cock to the back of her beautiful throat.

🖤

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By *ustjim123Man
7 weeks ago

bedworth

In, sounds fun

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By *orphia2003Woman
7 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

In and happy to be postie.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales

My delightful friend has this message for Lou

If I were to ever get behind closed door with you I would spend hours just playing with your bum - squeezing , caressing , stroking ,kissing , spanking , … you get the gist ‘

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By *iker JackMan
7 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I’m in

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales

And another message for Lou from another delightful friend.

Wonderful and sexy reading photos. Just goes to show that you can be sexy and sultry without nudity on this site too

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales


"A message for Miss Bella from a statuesque and handsome gentleman:

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"...please tell Miss Bella that I still look forward to chowing down on her wobbles at some point in this lifetime'."

made me laugh, thank you

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales


"Incoming for For Miss Bella..

Her curves are wonderful and she has an elegant style that is incredibly sexy."

Why thank you, you should see me in my comfies 😬😂

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By *ust another WonkoMan
7 weeks ago

here and there

In

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By *orphia2003Woman
7 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Another for miss Bella from a couple.

'you look very sweet and polite and nice , but I have a feeling you might be an absolute freak in bed . Would love to take my time to build up to it - woo you , flirt with you , make out and then just unleash an animal the moment I get the signal ‘

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By *uacksplat.Woman
7 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

this one is for Mischeif, from an incredibly beautiful friend of mine..

Can you please tell misschief she is absolutely stunning. X

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By *uacksplat.Woman
7 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

hola Bella, this one is for you from a literal hunk..

Could you please let Bella know I’m ready to take the next step and add her as a friend 😁

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By *orphia2003Woman
7 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

To all the lovely buxom ladies ....from me.

'i have the most serious boob envy perusing your pictures. Thank you and please keep it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago


"Here's from for Littleliaisons, from one of my little demons...

They're looking forward to seeing just how short you really are soon. That's if they can spot you in the club without their specs on......😇😇

"

I'll be on top of the sideboard with the other borrowers 🤗

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By *egDaySkipperMan
7 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm in! Will have a browse after shower

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By *ruceyyMan
7 weeks ago

London

I'm in and want to make it clear that all my messages are for Laura Rose before anyone gets confused.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Come on folks, let’s not forget about sending some messages for the guys on here. Only one has been sent for a guy!

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By *orphia2003Woman
7 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Another for Lauren Rose, from a sexy gent.

'Could you please tell Lauren rose that the pics are hot the vids are hot so only right she’s added to the hotlist thanks'

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy lady has passed me this…

Would you be so kind as to tell Biker Jack ' the offer to scrub his dirty bits still stands, as long as he shares his ploughmans'

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
7 weeks ago

London


"this one is for Mischeif, from an incredibly beautiful friend of mine..

Can you please tell misschief she is absolutely stunning. X"

Thanks mystery beautiful friend, you too x

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By *MCMan
7 weeks ago

London/EA


"Come on folks, let’s not forget about sending some messages for the guys on here. Only one has been sent for a guy! "

Got me feeling all special..

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By *asty tatsyMan
7 weeks ago

london


"I'm in and want to make it clear that all my messages are for Laura Rose before anyone gets confused."

Well played

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By *issBlackedCouple
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

In

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By *winckle toesMan
7 weeks ago

norwich

I’m in why not

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By *inxy777Woman
7 weeks ago

essex

In x

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By *oo..Woman
7 weeks ago

Boo's World

Message for Minx from a forum stud!

Could you let minx know that I’m now taking bookings for extended inspection times!

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales

My very hot friend, like seriously hot has this message for quack

Please tell Quack, I can't wait for 2 gingers to collide and make a hot sexy mess 💦🦆🧡

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales

My very handsome friend has this message for Minx000

Could you let _inx000 know that I’m now taking bookings for extended inspection times

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By *r Mind CandyMan
7 weeks ago

Cheshire

Im in

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales


"hola Bella, this one is for you from a literal hunk..

Could you please let Bella know I’m ready to take the next step and add her as a friend 😁 "

What are you waiting for? 💁

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By *MattyMan
7 weeks ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

I'll risk it for a biscuit and say...I'm in

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By *agatoXXXMan
7 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Come on folks, let’s not forget about sending some messages for the guys on here. Only one has been sent for a guy! "

Why bother?

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By *ampireLoveMan
7 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

I’m up for being postie

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By *ora the explorerWoman
7 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

In for a bit x

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By *eroLondonMan
7 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Out.

I've done sufficient posting duties. 🩶

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By *ora the explorerWoman
7 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Out.

I've done sufficient posting duties. 🩶"

Was it something I said 😕

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By *rT25Man
7 weeks ago

Rotherham


"Out.

I've done sufficient posting duties. 🩶"

I'll take over if I'm qualified enough for the role

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By *r99mr99Man
7 weeks ago

Ealing


"Out.

I've done sufficient posting duties. 🩶"

Thank you for your service

Happy to play postie in your stead.

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By *inxy777Woman
7 weeks ago

essex

From a sexy someone!!

Please tell MissBlacked that we’re long overdue a date. And that by date, I mean a night of absolute filth.

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By *accar305Man
7 weeks ago

Somerset/Oxford

I’m in …. happy to be of service

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales

My deliciously charming friend has this message for the very lovely Nora

Please tell Nora that I still want to tickle her rat. 🐀

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
7 weeks ago

Southampton

In x

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By *uacksplat.Woman
7 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

one for the delicious TeaMonkey, from a seriously stunning mate..

our paths are yet to have aligned but I'm looking forward to that first kiss with you 😘

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By *ora the explorerWoman
7 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"My deliciously charming friend has this message for the very lovely Nora

Please tell Nora that I still want to tickle her rat. 🐀"

That’s confused me as the only person who says that isn’t on this thread 🤣

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By *ora the explorerWoman
7 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I have a message for the lovely Tea

Please tell Tea Monkey that he’s a top bloke for running this today. Thanks, Tea.

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By *uacksplat.Woman
7 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

from the beautiful LauraRose, from a very handsome gentleman..

tell Laurarose1997 that her beautiful profile pic stopped me in my tracks. I had to zoom in. More than once. Oooft!

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By *entleman JayMan
7 weeks ago

Wakefield

Can I play please. 😀

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales

My very hot friend (girl crush) has this message for Twinkle Toes

Please ask twinkle toes if I can ping that band around his willy 😆

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"one for the delicious TeaMonkey, from a seriously stunning mate..

our paths are yet to have aligned but I'm looking forward to that first kiss with you 😘 "

I do love a good smooch, I kinda need to know who I’m kissing though

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By *r SproutMan
7 weeks ago

the middle

Something is probably about to start on tv so I’m out now

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By *ampireLoveMan
7 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

For Miss Bella from another extremely ridiculously stunning lady…

Can you ask miss Bella if she fancies a bare boobie hug 😈

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
7 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very secretive mate sent me this…

Message for Laura rose obviously.

Holy Harry Potter.

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By *loriouscurvesWoman
7 weeks ago

wild west lothian

I’ve been asked to say

Please tell Wonko I’ve blocked him.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Dear RTG, a sexy succubus has asked me to tell you...

She looks forward to showing you the lip bite in person

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Okay, I was very late with that last one because I was working and not looking at Fab, so as of now, I'm out, as I'm too unreliable.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
7 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

[Removed by poster at 15/10/24 17:57:22]

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By *ora the explorerWoman
7 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Message for quack from a hottie

Can you please tell Quack, that I want her to come to Liverpool or Manchester so I can do her up the bum ❤️

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales

My delicious friend has a message for the stunning Nora

Can you tell Nora I still want to lick those pumpkins

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By *heGigglersCouple
7 weeks ago

Stourbridge

We're in

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
7 weeks ago

Wales

Ok out

Sent a few and posted a few thanks for mine mystery peeps

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By *emptme1993Man
7 weeks ago

manchester

I’m in if it’s still ongoing

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By *ora the explorerWoman
7 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"My delicious friend has a message for the stunning Nora

Can you tell Nora I still want to lick those pumpkins"

Damn I remember someone saying that but can’t remember who it was 🤣🤣

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
7 weeks ago

Greater London

I’m in and happy to be postie too.

Sarah xx

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By *ust another WonkoMan
7 weeks ago

here and there

No love for wonko as usual

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By *uacksplat.Woman
7 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe


"Message for quack from a hottie

Can you please tell Quack, that I want her to come to Liverpool or Manchester so I can do her up the bum ❤️"

hahahahaha 😂😂😂

whoever this is, you've just made me laugh for the first time today, so thank you! now about my bum... 😈 Px

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
7 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

In! Am I too late to do Quack up the bum?

Mrs TMN x

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By *zChiefWoman
7 weeks ago

middle of somewhere

In ..if not too late . Can be postie too

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Still in

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Dear RTG, a sexy succubus has asked me to tell you... She looks forward to showing you the lip bite in person "

I know exactly which sexy succubus that was. And she’s welcome to sexily suck me anytime.

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By *HUSH-Man
7 weeks ago

London

In,

Happy to be a postie

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By *rs k mr ACouple
7 weeks ago

glasgow

x

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By *NormalMan01Man
7 weeks ago

Harrogate

I’m in to play… why not, might be a surprise or two

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By *adyBugsWoman
7 weeks ago

cognito

In?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
7 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"In?"

Not sure there's any posties, but can you help me see your profile, I think it's invisible.

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By *adyBugsWoman
7 weeks ago

cognito


"In?

Not sure there's any posties, but can you help me see your profile, I think it's invisible. "

You need special glasses made from cola bottles

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By *asty tatsyMan
7 weeks ago

london

I’m back in sent a good few out earlier

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By *inx000Couple
7 weeks ago

Manchester


"A very gorgeous guy has asked me to post this;

Minxy, I’d love to wear your ass like a hat "

Haha sounds promising

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By *inx000Couple
7 weeks ago

Manchester


"A message to Mínx from a certain tricenarian:

"Ah Minx. A failed attempt doesn't stop me from offering my extremely comfortable face as a place for you to rest those ludicrously beautiful legs""

Why thank you for the lovely offer..my legs are quite tired actually so might take you up on this 😂😏

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
7 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"In?

Not sure there's any posties, but can you help me see your profile, I think it's invisible.

You need special glasses made from cola bottles "

Ohh I see! I'll have to get some when I can, get them specially made.

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By *inx000Couple
7 weeks ago

Manchester


"A rather shy friend send me this…

For _inx000

Ah bollocks yeah kinda do fancy you, you'll never know who am though as I'm too sneaky.

You do seem like a lovely person so I'd gladly buy you dinner at some point if I could.

Have a good day!

Now I'm done I hate typing"

Haha love this..Thank you to whoever it was that wrote this..how lovely

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By *adyBugsWoman
7 weeks ago

cognito

Seems I’ve been indoctrinated as a postie

Can you tell minx I'm a bit of a menace myself and shall we wreak havoc doing all the naughty things and show off in front of others? 😘

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By *inx000Couple
7 weeks ago

Manchester


"My very handsome friend has this message for Minx000

Could you let _inx000 know that I’m now taking bookings for extended inspection times"

Oohh if this is who I think its from can I please make a booking asap pretty please

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By *inx000Couple
7 weeks ago

Manchester


"Seems I’ve been indoctrinated as a postie

Can you tell minx I'm a bit of a menace myself and shall we wreak havoc doing all the naughty things and show off in front of others? 😘"

Absolutely..let's go 😏

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By *NormalMan01Man
7 weeks ago

Harrogate

I can be a postie, save it all being on one person.

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By *inx000Couple
7 weeks ago

Manchester

I have a message for MzChief from a super hot couple..

I'd love to have her wear a G-string and then just watch her walk as her juicy butt moves , sways , swings , bounces ..

Have her walk forward , backward , forward , backward .. gotta get her steps in .

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
7 weeks ago

the moon

Any mates ? 🙄

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By *rightonsteveMan
7 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I have a message for my id

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By *rightonsteveMan
7 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I have a message for my id"

Go fuck yourself, Steve!

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