FabSwingers.com forum: Where’s my testimonial…..

By *abio OP Man
6 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

The older football fans might get the reference!

Anyway.. I managed to make it to my half century (and managed to not tell people good enough as to not have the thread here! lol.. for anyone wondering.. it was yesterday!)

Anyway football players who had been at a club for more than 10 years use to get a match and evening dinner in their honour and pocket all the moneys!!

Anyway… this got me to thinking…..

I am a simple-ish man of simple needs.. low maintenance….

Can I have a testimonial orgy or grand social in my name please.. I think I’m one of the few OGs left from the very start… I’ve done my Time and service!

The Fabio memorial grand munch!!!!

I don’t even want to be at this do… I’m at the comfy duvet slippers and hot chocolate stage!!! I’m grumpy old man at the corner! I know my role and telling people stories of the good old age!

So anyone… all ideas and cracks at my age, general senility and old age home suggestions may go below…

By *a LunaWoman
6 weeks ago

South Wales

I think a BJ orgy where you are the guest of honour is in order. If you have 50 women they could decorate your cock as a candle and “blow it out”.

Happy (belated) Birthday old timer! 🎂🎂

By *abio OP Man
6 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I think a BJ orgy where you are the guest of honour is in order. If you have 50 women they could decorate your cock as a candle and “blow it out”.

Happy (belated) Birthday old timer! 🎂🎂"

That’s way to much work…

Can I just tell everyone else to go and have an orgy….

It’s got to the point in my life where I can be offended a cup of tea.. and be the happiest person on the planet!!!