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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is anyone else watching this?

Trevor just goes in with a bag and fills it up, walks out and then gets locked up. He did get a leg of lamb though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice with a bit o mint sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone else watching this?

Trevor just goes in with a bag and fills it up, walks out and then gets locked up. He did get a leg of lamb though.

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no seen it all before as I was a retail security guard

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is anyone else watching this?

Trevor just goes in with a bag and fills it up, walks out and then gets locked up. He did get a leg of lamb though.

no seen it all before as I was a retail security guard "

Some of them seem a little daft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone else watching this?

Trevor just goes in with a bag and fills it up, walks out and then gets locked up. He did get a leg of lamb though.

"

chop their hands off they wont do it again , draconion but effective

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I watched it but couldn't understand what they were saying. The guy in Brighton was a cheeky sod!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone else watching this?

Trevor just goes in with a bag and fills it up, walks out and then gets locked up. He did get a leg of lamb though.

no seen it all before as I was a retail security guard

Some of them seem a little daft."
yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the fact they haven't tried to hide their faces!

Pure genius!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I watched it but couldn't understand what they were saying. The guy in Brighton was a cheeky sod! "

It is difficult to decipher what some of them are saying. But just seeing someone stealing loads of deodorant doesn't make sense to me.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I watched it but couldn't understand what they were saying. The guy in Brighton was a cheeky sod!

It is difficult to decipher what some of them are saying. But just seeing someone stealing loads of deodorant doesn't make sense to me."

They smelt.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

An ex of mine used to swap the labels on joints of meat, obviously we had to go a checkout with a dumb blonde or a spotty teenager on the till so they wouldn't notice the price difference

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Loving the fact they haven't tried to hide their faces!

Pure genius!! "

They're also happy to have their names associated with their faces.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I see what you mean about the cheeky chap from Brighton and his up-stealing.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

A 'friend' of mine used to walk round a supermarket putting items into the shop's own plastic bags in his shopping trolley.

He then just wheeled it out of the supermarket's doors.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A 'friend' of mine used to walk round a supermarket putting items into the shop's own plastic bags in his shopping trolley.

He then just wheeled it out of the supermarket's doors."

Just wheeling stuff out of the supermarket seems to be the usual practice.

I'm beginning to feel most of the serial offenders have mental health problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm beginning to feel most of the serial offenders have mental health problems."

Only those stealing the Crunchy Nuts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I thought it was pretty mild for Donny its usually far worse over there.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"A 'friend' of mine used to walk round a supermarket putting items into the shop's own plastic bags in his shopping trolley.

He then just wheeled it out of the supermarket's doors.

Just wheeling stuff out of the supermarket seems to be the usual practice.

I'm beginning to feel most of the serial offenders have mental health problems."

Seems the more brazen you are the more likely to 'succeed'.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well I thought it was pretty mild for Donny its usually far worse over there. "

Will all the shops have to lock everything away in such areas?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

I'm beginning to feel most of the serial offenders have mental health problems.

Only those stealing the Crunchy Nuts..."

A box of tea-bags after being given a warning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I thought it was pretty mild for Donny its usually far worse over there.

Will all the shops have to lock everything away in such areas?"

They nick everything even the nails that people nail stuff down with to stop it getting nicked in Donny!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well I thought it was pretty mild for Donny its usually far worse over there.

Will all the shops have to lock everything away in such areas?

They nick everything even the nails that people nail stuff down with to stop it getting nicked in Donny! "

They'd better start using No More Nails then.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"

I'm beginning to feel most of the serial offenders have mental health problems."

Know where you're coming from.

Cereal offenders and Fruit Loops spring to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I thought it was pretty mild for Donny its usually far worse over there.

Will all the shops have to lock everything away in such areas?

They nick everything even the nails that people nail stuff down with to stop it getting nicked in Donny! "

Oi cheeky !! There's shoplifters in any Town all over the country

Wonder if one of them lot nicked my new clothes

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It wasn't Trevor from Dogging Tales was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I thought it was pretty mild for Donny its usually far worse over there.

Will all the shops have to lock everything away in such areas?

They nick everything even the nails that people nail stuff down with to stop it getting nicked in Donny!

They'd better start using No More Nails then."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving the fact they haven't tried to hide their faces!

Pure genius!! "

That's probably cause they're already that well known in the area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 12 years in the job I'm still surprised at the lengths people go to to shoplift.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*nicks several items while rusty is posting*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even more bizarre when your probationers come to an appointment and ask if there's anything they can 'get' you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*nicks several items while rusty is posting* "

Lol you just want me to get the cuffs out.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Damn, have you just collared me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn, have you just collared me "

Lol I'm good at my job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*nicks several items while rusty is posting*

Lol you just want me to get the cuffs out.

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I do

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Years ago I worked on the cross channel ferries, we sold loads of different types of whiskey in the duty free. One day I was tidying the shelves and noticed one of the lids on the more expensive boxes was open, went to straighten it out and found it contained a £12 bottle of booze, someone had swapped 2 round and paid for the £12 one with a £100 bottle in. Clever little buggers! We had to check every box after that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago I worked on the cross channel ferries, we sold loads of different types of whiskey in the duty free. One day I was tidying the shelves and noticed one of the lids on the more expensive boxes was open, went to straighten it out and found it contained a £12 bottle of booze, someone had swapped 2 round and paid for the £12 one with a £100 bottle in. Clever little buggers! We had to check every box after that! "

Crafty!

I guess shoplifting on a ferry is the 'nicking' equivalent of a danger wank!

You've either got to be bloody good - or a great swimmer - not to get caught!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Years ago I worked on the cross channel ferries, we sold loads of different types of whiskey in the duty free. One day I was tidying the shelves and noticed one of the lids on the more expensive boxes was open, went to straighten it out and found it contained a £12 bottle of booze, someone had swapped 2 round and paid for the £12 one with a £100 bottle in. Clever little buggers! We had to check every box after that!

Crafty!

I guess shoplifting on a ferry is the 'nicking' equivalent of a danger wank!

You've either got to be bloody good - or a great swimmer - not to get caught! "

Yeah you can't really keep running round the deck for over an hour with the security guard chasing after you till you reach Calais lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in Iceland's yesterday, when the lady that was packing noticed an elderly lady that had already been in the shop that morning, was in the shop again with some items in THEIR carrier bag sitting by the door. She went over and the lady told her that she had just forgotten to pay and went to do it. They were saying that it's the elderly that are the worst and that they hate calling the police.

It is hard to feel sorry for them because you just don't know their circumstance's. Could they be doing it because they are lonely, no money or have they always done it and got away with it????

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Shoplifting puts the prices up for honest folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might just be me, but does anyone else see shoplifters on the side of van's that actually says shopfitters ?

Yes I'm watching.

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