FabSwingers.com forum: Sex talk

By *layfullsam OP Man
6 weeks ago

Solihull

Worst Thing that a partner could say during sex that would put you off ?

Looking for funny, genuine or just plain crazy…

“Next” might work

Is that the kids watching !

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Don't worry. Discharge works great as lube. 🤷‍♂️

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
6 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Is it in yet

I fancy a Jaffa cake

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By *andy CanesWoman
6 weeks ago

south

"Don't worry. Discharge works great as lube. 🤷‍♂️"
obi that’s 🤢😂

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Don't worry. Discharge works great as lube. 🤷‍♂️ obi that’s 🤢😂"

It said 'worst'........🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂😂

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By *arla SwingerWoman
6 weeks ago

Somewhere

I don't think that was just a fart 🤎💩

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By *elix SightedMan
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

“Nooo, I told you, kissing on the lips is just between me and your dad.”

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By *aomilatteCouple
6 weeks ago

Midlands

I need to stop now, the England match is starting

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By *rPunxMan
6 weeks ago

Hull

Think that ceiling needs repainting.

Pass me my nail file.

How much did you say you earn again?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
6 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My wife has a short attention span and one time whilst switching positions she started telling me a story about my sister. I have never flopped so quickly in my life.

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
6 weeks ago

Brum

"Is it in yet

I fancy a Jaffa cake

Jaffa with my coffee 😘

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
6 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"Is it in yet

I fancy a Jaffa cake

Jaffa with my coffee 😘"

You are naughty

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By *uriousscouserWoman
6 weeks ago

Wirral

I was enjoying myself with an ex when I shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!"

I was fine to carry on, but weirdly he found it a bit off-putting.

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By *enk15Man
6 weeks ago

Evesham

Hmmm, not as big as it looks.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
6 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I think I'm falling in love with you".

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
6 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Am i doimg it right Janet?

Am I doing it fight Janet?

Someone will.get this reference maybe?

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By *laytonAMan
6 weeks ago

Newport

Just ignore the dog, keep going, he's just waiting to clean up.

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By *laytonAMan
6 weeks ago

Newport

Someone else's name, ouch.

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Is it in yet

I fancy a Jaffa cake

I can shag and eat jaffa cakes at the same time. I wouldn't risk drinking tea with them though.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Did you put the bins out?

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By *imples24Man
6 weeks ago

tamworth

Have you finished yet

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By *ustlooking78Man
6 weeks ago

northants

Will you stop falling asleep

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