FabSwingers.com forum: Fabs law

By *oby Best OP Man
13 weeks ago

the shires

Like Murphy’s law , or Sods Law

I will stay you off

1. The people you fancy are always at the other end of the country !

- add your own ….

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Finding someone attractive to discover they have a personality of a sideboard.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
13 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

BOBFOC

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By *ustlooking78Man
13 weeks ago

northants

People you arrange a meet with will often devolve a sudden family emergency just before the meet.

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
13 weeks ago

Cheshire

After the third message the conversation has dried up.

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By *haiababeWoman
13 weeks ago

North devon

"People you arrange a meet with will often devolve a sudden family emergency just before the meet."

That really is sods law. I swear my kids are only sick when i have a day meet set up. Its like they have a built in sex alarm in their immune system

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By *ian StephensTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

You will always be bombarded with meet requests during the working week - so get ready for the same on a weekend - then silence

xoxo

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By *eyond PurityCouple
13 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Gents suddenly remember to tell you they have a partner only when asking for a face pic

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By *haiababeWoman
13 weeks ago

North devon

Ypu talk to someone who seams brilliant, funny and wity. They then devolve a piece of information about themselves that you have specified you didnt want in your bio.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Messaging back and forth for ages only to never actually meet

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By *sWyldWoman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Fab logistics.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
13 weeks ago

Darwen

You typing full on engaging sentences only to be met with one worded replies or emojis.

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By *ornycougaWoman
13 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Finding someone attractive to discover they have a personality of a sideboard."

This. The hottest guys think that a sentence consists of a single word

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By *exxyyDy11Man
13 weeks ago

Darwen

"Finding someone attractive to discover they have a personality of a sideboard.

This. The hottest guys think that a sentence consists of a single word

That annoys me. When you type out engaging stuff and only get worded replies back. No effort back and it makes lose interest so quickly.

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By *ony MannMan
13 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura

"People you arrange a meet with will often devolve a sudden family emergency just before the meet."

I'll give them the benefit. The meet has got so close and the meet is so real that their stomach churns and they realise it's not for them.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Stockport

Every woman that wants sex with a trans woman is either already fixed up or lives 300 miles away. Often both.

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By *iberius61Man
13 weeks ago

Pontefract

"You typing full on engaging sentences only to be met with one worded replies or emojis. "

Yup, I've had a few of those. I never work out if maybe it's their polite way of saying no thanks, or they really do just have limited conversational skills. I try to put open questions in my replies, but often get back 'nice'...or 'I agree'.

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By *elix SightedMan
13 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Finding someone attractive to discover they have a personality of a sideboard.

This. The hottest guys think that a sentence consists of a single word

Does

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

If you have very limited availability, the probability of the person you'd like to get together with being available when you are approaches zero.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

You find after a while messaging that the person you have been in touch with there is never any mention of meeting from them simply because they never had any intention of doing so but you only realise that in messaging them as you don't know beforehand, you have to go through the process before you discover the situation,thats my experience anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"You typing full on engaging sentences only to be met with one worded replies or emojis. "

Yup, a monosyllabic answer or a 2 word reply...like " maybe "...or " I'll see "..

A person should stop the conversation straight away because the person is not one bit interested.

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By *haveanicevoiceMan
13 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

Investing in a decent keyboard so you can type out the multiple words messages then they look at the pic of you in your supermarket boxers which causes a non-sexual orientated flashblack of a Littlewoods catalogue flicking through in 1994

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Messages start off well, they say their well into you and want to meet the drys

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair

The Fåb Curse™.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

One word answers and those who call me hun!

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By *moothdickMan
13 weeks ago

stoke

A golden deceiver

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
13 weeks ago

Cheshire

Oh when you post in a forum an a guy takes it straight to the inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

The face never matches the body

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By *iker JackMan
13 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

It’s not all that

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By *enegadeMMan
13 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

The people you fancy don’t like a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

When you meet one person you really like but then your diary never really aligns as often as you would like

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By *ynecplCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

They will say they want to meet but avoid ever setting a date.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Central

The one thing that you're about to mention, such as your glass eye, is the one thing that they confide in you, is the only thing that they can't accept

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
13 weeks ago

Southampton

"You typing full on engaging sentences only to be met with one worded replies or emojis. "

I'm not a very wordy person lol

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By *osey WalesMan
13 weeks ago

"You typing full on engaging sentences only to be met with one worded replies or emojis.

I'm not a very wordy person lol"

Really ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Every weekend you'll receive lots of late night and highly speculative messages from people who vanish come Monday

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
13 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"When you meet one person you really like but then your diary never really aligns as often as you would like

This is what always happens to me

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
13 weeks ago

Southampton

"You typing full on engaging sentences only to be met with one worded replies or emojis.

I'm not a very wordy person lol

Really ?

Really... lol ..unfortunately occasionally my vocabulary goes walkabout when chatting to people lol

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By *arry monk40Man
13 weeks ago

Telford

Ask when they want to meet they say now door open come and use me then give you a shopping list of booze fags and sweets to bring

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By *exxyyDy11Man
13 weeks ago

Darwen

"You typing full on engaging sentences only to be met with one worded replies or emojis.

I'm not a very wordy person lol"

Lol don't worry wasn't calling you out. Just meant generally 😃

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
13 weeks ago

Southampton

"You typing full on engaging sentences only to be met with one worded replies or emojis.

I'm not a very wordy person lol

Lol don't worry wasn't calling you out. Just meant generally 😃"

😘😘

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By *osey WalesMan
13 weeks ago

And I was only pulling your leg. 😉

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
13 weeks ago

Southampton

"And I was only pulling your leg. 😉"

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By *batMan
13 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"The hottest guys think that a sentence consists of a single word

And?

Gbat

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
13 weeks ago

West Suffolk/Essex

Messaging for a while, the convo gets around to a meet and they then go read your profile and say they ain’t interested in what you’re offering

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By *lack beauty 35Woman
13 weeks ago

West midlands

[Removed by poster at 13/10/24 17:54:12]

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By *lack beauty 35Woman
13 weeks ago

West midlands

Just the word hi will get you a reply

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By *2thomMan
13 weeks ago

Norwich

You find a profile you like to link with only to find out after chatting a while that they have an arrogance about them. Not attractive.

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By *onnynclaireCouple
13 weeks ago

Reading

Typing a profile bio with what you’re here for and what you’re looking for. Worded as well as you can.

People message to ask what you’re here for and what you’re looking for.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
13 weeks ago

chichester

"Finding someone attractive to discover they have a personality of a sideboard."

Just tell them to lay silent while fucking

pretend to play dead lions

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By *orphia2003Woman
13 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

The assumption that any limits you mention doesnt apply to them.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
13 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

"BOBFOC"

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By *oiluvfunMan
13 weeks ago

Penrith

Fab or club; the single guy always has to make the first move…

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
13 weeks ago

Newcastle

"BOBFOC"

Yep! Rubbish when this happens… 🙈

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

A message from an random woman is always one that leads to "will you let my boyfriend/partner/husband/FB plough you?"

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By *ggdrasil66Man
13 weeks ago

Saltdean

I would be popular if I was gay, but I’m not so I’m not!

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple
13 weeks ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

A message from a couple

Yay

Just the Male looking to play

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
13 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

They only drink coffee and hate tea

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By *olfandtazCouple
13 weeks ago

Bristol

You arrange a meet only to get ghosted hours before

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By *ougarsilkWoman
13 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

Their friends only face pics are a few years old and they are reluctant/avoid sending through a current one

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By *ildmanYorksMan
13 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Finding someone attractive to discover they have a personality of a sideboard.

This. The hottest guys think that a sentence consists of a single word

So because I can communicate in proper sentences does that mean I'm not hot??

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By *enegadeMMan
13 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"The people you fancy don’t like a beard

The beard strikes again

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By *onnynclaireCouple
13 weeks ago

Reading

People get offended when you say it’s a polite no. Throwing toys out of the pram like they’ve never been told no before.

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By *lack beauty 35Woman
13 weeks ago

West midlands

"People get offended when you say it’s a polite no. Throwing toys out of the pram like they’ve never been told no before."
I had that from an older guy today had to block him . Thought mature men are more courteous

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By *outhern77Man
13 weeks ago

Quinton

Doing as requested and reading the Profile,

You make comments and ask questions based on said Profile to get "Thanks for reading it" and blocked!

Sending a Message even if You're jumping through the Hoops does not guarantee a reply

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By *lym4realCouple
13 weeks ago

plymouth

Most couple we think we might get on with and arrange to meet have failed to inform us they are the unluckiest due in our area ! and have a part time job working for Mi5/6 due to all the times a work emergency has occured that 99.9% only the female half can solve !!

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By *enk15Man
13 weeks ago

Evesham

Saying they like nerdy accountants but then getting annoyed when I try to audit them.

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By *imply_SensualMan
13 weeks ago

Widnes

When 18 to 99 really means they are looking for specific ages within a 5 year window

The one word responses are definitely are another one as other have said. I move on very quickly from those.

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By *onnynclaireCouple
13 weeks ago

Reading

"People get offended when you say it’s a polite no. Throwing toys out of the pram like they’ve never been told no before. I had that from an older guy today had to block him . Thought mature men are more courteous"

If they can’t take a no in messages then how would they react in person. Bullet dodged.

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By *lack beauty 35Woman
13 weeks ago

West midlands

If they can’t take a no in messages then how would they react in person. Bullet dodged."
totally agree

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By *ecky and justCouple
13 weeks ago

Godalming

Fab’s Law.

That ‘Bi’ guys will be straight and ‘straight’ guys will be bi..!

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By *imply_SensualMan
13 weeks ago

Widnes

When its raining, local women must put up a status along the lines of;

"Its a wet one today, and I dont just mean the weather"

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By *ea monkeyMan
13 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

That every event that you want to attend or person that you want to meet is on the same date. Then you get a cold

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By *agatoXXXMan
13 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

The people who say there isn't a clique are the people most likely to be in the clique.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
13 weeks ago

Southampton

"That every event that you want to attend or person that you want to meet is on the same date. Then you get a cold"

Or the person you like , likes someone else....

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