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my mikshake brings all the boys to the yard...

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

My mikshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey dude fancy a discrete bj" and I'm like "no, not now not ever.

I'm close to doing something really drastic like putting LOADS OF BLOCK CAPITALS ON MY PROFILE TO SHOW HOW CROSS I AM.

I guess it beats 'inbox 0' tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh could I cheer you up

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Wow- so easily pleased...good for you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kellis - milkshake.. i know someone who associates that song with me lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd dispute your use of the word 'all'....some maybe. I'm bi but I don't fancy you at all. Include me out.

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Oh could I cheer you up "
I'm willing to let you try

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By *ischiefmanagedWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk border

Haha, glad you're settling in and having fun

You can try block capitals, bullet points whatever you like, it won't work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh noooooo....not the caps!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"kellis - milkshake.. i know someone who associates that song with me lol"

United Dairies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh could I cheer you up I'm willing to let you try "

Well you enjoyed it yesterday in the corridor at school lol

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'd dispute your use of the word 'all'....some maybe. I'm bi but I don't fancy you at all. Include me out. "
I think you should reserve judgement until you've actually seen my milkshake

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Oh could I cheer you up I'm willing to let you try

Well you enjoyed it yesterday in the corridor at school lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok you ready to get started mmmmm

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

Shake it in a different way then!

Maybe shimmy instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shake it in a different way then!

Maybe shimmy instead

"

If we shake.it in a different way won't.it go everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"kellis - milkshake.. i know someone who associates that song with me lol"

The medieval version is better

My milkshake bringeth all the gentlefolk to the yard

And they're like 'it's better than thine'

Verily, it's better than thine

I could teach you, but I must levy a fee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What flavour is it?

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"What flavour is it?"
onion and leak baby

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Onion and baby leek milkshake yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What flavour is it? onion and leak baby"

Make it strawberry, or chocolate and youre on xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer strawberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mikshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey dude fancy a discrete bj" and I'm like "no, not now not ever.

I'm close to doing something really drastic like putting LOADS OF BLOCK CAPITALS ON MY PROFILE TO SHOW HOW CROSS I AM.

I guess it beats 'inbox 0' tho "

Are yoh saying you have massive moobs then?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'd dispute your use of the word 'all'....some maybe. I'm bi but I don't fancy you at all. Include me out. I think you should reserve judgement until you've actually seen my milkshake"

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines better than yours, damn right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mikshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey dude fancy a discrete bj" and I'm like "no, not now not ever.

I'm close to doing something really drastic like putting LOADS OF BLOCK CAPITALS ON MY PROFILE TO SHOW HOW CROSS I AM.

I guess it beats 'inbox 0' tho "

Radical a suggestion as the block capitals is - and i'm sure no ones ever considered trying such a thing on a site such as this - have you perchance considered the use of that spangly new site invention......filters?

Rumour has it - much like the way that filters prevent any harmful effects of cigarettes (and in fact promote the intake of the vitamin C they contain!!) that the site filter blocking single men from contacting you may in fact prevent such shocking suggestions as your tallywhacker coming into contact with the tonsils of someone who's anatomy doesn't contain both breasticles and one of those holes that babies pop out of!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"My mikshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey dude fancy a discrete bj" and I'm like "no, not now not ever.

I'm close to doing something really drastic like putting LOADS OF BLOCK CAPITALS ON MY PROFILE TO SHOW HOW CROSS I AM.

I guess it beats 'inbox 0' tho

Radical a suggestion as the block capitals is - and i'm sure no ones ever considered trying such a thing on a site such as this - have you perchance considered the use of that spangly new site invention......filters?

Rumour has it - much like the way that filters prevent any harmful effects of cigarettes (and in fact promote the intake of the vitamin C they contain!!) that the site filter blocking single men from contacting you may in fact prevent such shocking suggestions as your tallywhacker coming into contact with the tonsils of someone who's anatomy doesn't contain both breasticles and one of those holes that babies pop out of! "

I don't mind it... I'm not moaning. Way I see it an unwanted proposition is better than none.... it's good for moral.

I don't like the filter feature... I'm happy to speak to guys or whoever. I'm here to make friends foremost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mikshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey dude fancy a discrete bj" and I'm like "no, not now not ever.

I'm close to doing something really drastic like putting LOADS OF BLOCK CAPITALS ON MY PROFILE TO SHOW HOW CROSS I AM.

I guess it beats 'inbox 0' tho

Radical a suggestion as the block capitals is - and i'm sure no ones ever considered trying such a thing on a site such as this - have you perchance considered the use of that spangly new site invention......filters?

Rumour has it - much like the way that filters prevent any harmful effects of cigarettes (and in fact promote the intake of the vitamin C they contain!!) that the site filter blocking single men from contacting you may in fact prevent such shocking suggestions as your tallywhacker coming into contact with the tonsils of someone who's anatomy doesn't contain both breasticles and one of those holes that babies pop out of!

I don't mind it... I'm not moaning. Way I see it an unwanted proposition is better than none.... it's good for moral.

I don't like the filter feature... I'm happy to speak to guys or whoever. I'm here to make friends foremost. "

A sensible attitude!

In that case I suggest the "Grange Hill" approach!

Just Say No!!

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By *oxerjoshlee OP   Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"My mikshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey dude fancy a discrete bj" and I'm like "no, not now not ever.

I'm close to doing something really drastic like putting LOADS OF BLOCK CAPITALS ON MY PROFILE TO SHOW HOW CROSS I AM.

I guess it beats 'inbox 0' tho

Radical a suggestion as the block capitals is - and i'm sure no ones ever considered trying such a thing on a site such as this - have you perchance considered the use of that spangly new site invention......filters?

Rumour has it - much like the way that filters prevent any harmful effects of cigarettes (and in fact promote the intake of the vitamin C they contain!!) that the site filter blocking single men from contacting you may in fact prevent such shocking suggestions as your tallywhacker coming into contact with the tonsils of someone who's anatomy doesn't contain both breasticles and one of those holes that babies pop out of!

I don't mind it... I'm not moaning. Way I see it an unwanted proposition is better than none.... it's good for moral.

I don't like the filter feature... I'm happy to speak to guys or whoever. I'm here to make friends foremost.

A sensible attitude!

In that case I suggest the "Grange Hill" approach!

Just Say No!! "

Haha

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