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I want to give a golden shower on a woman today

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By *ompovatorX24 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Wembley

Maybe I am too excited.ive never done it before and would be my first time

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By *iaisonseekerMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Maybe I am too excited.ive never done it before and would be my first time"

This is ambitious and a lot to get done in one day. I recommend that you break this objective down into smaller, achievable goals.

For today, just piss on yourself. Film it and then send to women you are interested in administering a golden shower to. Results won't be instant but in time you should have a willing stable of hotties clamouring for your golden nectar.

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By *urry BlokeMan
14 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Threads that make you go

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Maybe start with a coffee and build up to this.

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By *ife NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Strong, but unlikely, opening line for a message

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By *urry BlokeMan
14 weeks ago

Stalybridge

OP, I do, genuinely, hope you find the right set of circumstances to bring your fantasy to reality some time soon

I just didn't expect a thread like this so early in the day

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By *viatrixWoman
14 weeks ago

Redhill

I am sure you already have a queue of fine ladies waiting to be drenched by you by merely posting this desire, OP.

Keep the coffee and cranberry juice going as suitsble diuratics so the urine supply isn’t depleted. Well done, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

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By *oodmessMan
14 weeks ago

yumsville

Good luck to your bladder OP. Tip - don't break the seal and you should last until mid afternoon.

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By *imples24Man
14 weeks ago

tamworth


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣"

And don’t eat asparagus 🤢

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

And don’t eat asparagus 🤢"

Or beetroot

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

And don’t eat asparagus 🤢

Or beetroot "

Or sugarpuffs

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By *ife NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

And don’t eat asparagus 🤢

Or beetroot "

How do you get such knowledge miss boo?

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By *imples24Man
14 weeks ago

tamworth


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

And don’t eat asparagus 🤢

Or beetroot

Or sugarpuffs"

Sugarpuffs 🤣🤷‍♂️

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By *r-8-BBCMan
14 weeks ago

LONDON


"Maybe start with a coffee and build up to this."

That would leave a strong smell

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By *imples24Man
14 weeks ago

tamworth


"Maybe start with a coffee and build up to this.

That would leave a strong smell"

Also makes sure it’s not too hot

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

And don’t eat asparagus 🤢

Or beetroot

How do you get such knowledge miss boo? "

I've seen a grown man cry, because he thought he was dying after eating beetroot, and his wee turned red because he didn't know it could do that.

And the sugarpuffs one , everyone knows they make your wee smell just the same 🤣🤣🤣 come on!

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By *nya NeesWoman
14 weeks ago

Brum


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

And don’t eat asparagus 🤢

Or beetroot

How do you get such knowledge miss boo?

I've seen a grown man cry, because he thought he was dying after eating beetroot, and his wee turned red because he didn't know it could do that.

And the sugarpuffs one , everyone knows they make your wee smell just the same 🤣🤣🤣 come on! "

Sugarpuffs should not be eaten by grown ups 🤣

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By *ife NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

And don’t eat asparagus 🤢

Or beetroot

How do you get such knowledge miss boo?

I've seen a grown man cry, because he thought he was dying after eating beetroot, and his wee turned red because he didn't know it could do that.

And the sugarpuffs one , everyone knows they make your wee smell just the same 🤣🤣🤣 come on! "

Boos world is a strange, but incredibly attractive place

Not to self......no sugar puffs

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

And don’t eat asparagus 🤢

Or beetroot

How do you get such knowledge miss boo?

I've seen a grown man cry, because he thought he was dying after eating beetroot, and his wee turned red because he didn't know it could do that.

And the sugarpuffs one , everyone knows they make your wee smell just the same 🤣🤣🤣 come on!

Sugarpuffs should not be eaten by grown ups 🤣"

Along with 90% of other cereals, but who cares!

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

And don’t eat asparagus 🤢

Or beetroot

How do you get such knowledge miss boo?

I've seen a grown man cry, because he thought he was dying after eating beetroot, and his wee turned red because he didn't know it could do that.

And the sugarpuffs one , everyone knows they make your wee smell just the same 🤣🤣🤣 come on!

Boos world is a strange, but incredibly attractive place

Not to self......no sugar puffs "

My world is strange? You live in Scotland- enough said 🤭😊🤣

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By *ife NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

And don’t eat asparagus 🤢

Or beetroot

How do you get such knowledge miss boo?

I've seen a grown man cry, because he thought he was dying after eating beetroot, and his wee turned red because he didn't know it could do that.

And the sugarpuffs one , everyone knows they make your wee smell just the same 🤣🤣🤣 come on!

Boos world is a strange, but incredibly attractive place

Not to self......no sugar puffs

My world is strange? You live in Scotland- enough said 🤭😊🤣"

....and cold Boo 🥶🤭

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By *reeneyes40Man
14 weeks ago

cambridge

Good advice here from everyone

Glad nobody is taking the piss out of OP

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By *ompovatorX24 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Wembley


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣"

Erm thank,can I take u for a coffee

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By *ompovatorX24 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Wembley


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

And don’t eat asparagus 🤢

Or beetroot "

Can I take u for a meal

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By *ompovatorX24 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Wembley


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

And don’t eat asparagus 🤢

Or beetroot

How do you get such knowledge miss boo?

I've seen a grown man cry, because he thought he was dying after eating beetroot, and his wee turned red because he didn't know it could do that.

And the sugarpuffs one , everyone knows they make your wee smell just the same 🤣🤣🤣 come on! "
y does wee smell like sugarpuffs

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By *ompovatorX24 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Wembley


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

And don’t eat asparagus 🤢

Or beetroot

How do you get such knowledge miss boo?

I've seen a grown man cry, because he thought he was dying after eating beetroot, and his wee turned red because he didn't know it could do that.

And the sugarpuffs one , everyone knows they make your wee smell just the same 🤣🤣🤣 come on!

Sugarpuffs should not be eaten by grown ups 🤣"
y not

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

Erm thank,can I take u for a coffee"

I don't drink coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Maybe drink a hell of a lot of water before you do it too. Morning piss isn't always great 🫣

And don’t eat asparagus 🤢

Or beetroot

Can I take u for a meal"

I'll pass, as I've a feeling I know what dessert will be 🫣

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
14 weeks ago

Leeds

Why discriminate, just stand on a roof in town and piss on everyone.

The mr

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By *histle do nicelyMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow South

I had the same ambition once..So I took it upon myself to do it. the woman I was seeing was happy to go along with it...So there she is on her knees looking up to me. Everything was ok until I got over excited and pissed all over the freezer..It was so embarrassing getting thrown out of Tesco that Saturday ...

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