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By (user no longer on site) OP
7 weeks ago

If Freddy Krueger visited you tonight...

What would you say to try to make him go away?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
7 weeks ago

Staffordshire

The blue bin needs to go out.

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By *he ExcaliburMan
7 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"If Freddy Krueger visited you tonight...

What would you say to try to make him go away?"

You’re in my dream now bitch. Try to count to 10 before tapping out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
7 weeks ago

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
7 weeks ago

Bristol

"If Freddy Krueger visited you tonight...

What would you say to try to make him go away?"

I have such sights to show you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
7 weeks ago

11, 12... Fuck off!

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By *r Mind CandyMan
7 weeks ago

Cheshire

"If Freddy Krueger visited you tonight...

What would you say to try to make him go away?"

Are we having pulled pork for dinner?

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By *r Mind CandyMan
7 weeks ago

Cheshire

"The blue bin needs to go out."

😂😂

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
7 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Tell him Jason's in my closet ready for round 2

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By *exxyyDy11Man
7 weeks ago

North West

"Tell him Jason's in my closet ready for round 2"

Why stop there get Michael Myers and Leatherface involved too. Winner takes all

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
7 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Tell him Jason's in my closet ready for round 2

Why stop there get Michael Myers and Leatherface involved too. Winner takes all "

Still want a sequel to the first.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Chuck him a box of matches and wait for the flashbacks start

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By *olfandtazCouple
7 weeks ago

Bristol

My head, my rules pitch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
7 weeks ago

"Tell him Jason's in my closet ready for round 2"

Ohhhh you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
7 weeks ago

"Chuck him a box of matches and wait for the flashbacks start "

Lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
7 weeks ago

"My head, my rules pitch! "

Lol! Yeah!

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By *punkusMaximusMan
7 weeks ago

glasgow

Get your nails cut Freddy FFS

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By *oshb12469Man
7 weeks ago

Bury

If you kill me then I'm going to find you in the after life and teabag you every time u aren't expecting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
7 weeks ago

Say: 'Thank goodness, i thought it was a Jehovas witness'

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By *agatoXXXMan
7 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

He'd shit himself at the stuff that goes on in my dreams.

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3.... Was the best!

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By *8on33Man
7 weeks ago

winfrith

I'd pour him a drink .

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By *Silver-Man
7 weeks ago

Mold

No dreamers here now fuck off

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
7 weeks ago

Brum

Don't worry folks, I have him here making my morning coffee. The nobber is on his 7th attempt at filling the kettle though

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

So Freddy… ever get freaky with those claws

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By *r John WickMan
7 weeks ago

The Continental

🎶I’m a firestarter, twisted firestarter🎶

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
7 weeks ago

Brum

"🎶I’m a firestarter, twisted firestarter🎶"

TUNE 🤩

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By *r John WickMan
7 weeks ago

The Continental

"🎶I’m a firestarter, twisted firestarter🎶

TUNE 🤩"

And it’d scare the shit outta the cack handed, bbq faced twat.

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
7 weeks ago

Brum

"🎶I’m a firestarter, twisted firestarter🎶

TUNE 🤩

And it’d scare the shit outta the cack handed, bbq faced twat.

Big time 🤣🤣🤣

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By *avexxMan
7 weeks ago

cheshire

come to bed freddy ive been keeping it warm

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By *sianmale89Man
7 weeks ago

Stockport

I would ask him how do I summon the demons who originally granted him his supernatural powers?

So then I could make a deal/offer a living sacrifice to them that will in return make me into actual demon who can then one by one hunt down a very long list off people who I despise In real life…

Only then after I have committed the most unspeakable off horrors and torments on each off my victims before taking their souls one by one my journey will come to an end once the list is finished.

From then on the final part off the deal is I would end up being dragged to the infernal pit for the rest off eternity to to pay for my actions, would it be worth it? Off course I could go out with the biggest shi.t eating grin on my face for what I did

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
7 weeks ago

London

"There's college students next door"

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By *cottishdoggerMan
7 weeks ago

central

I’d tell him Dennis is going to set gnasher on him to get his jumper back.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
7 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’ll be alright as long as he doesn’t try to finger me

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By *abluesbabyMan
7 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"Piss off you shite Scooby-Doo villain reject! That Carrie White killed way more on screen than you ever did... including her own mother! Off ya fuck ya loozer!"

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

The dreams I've been having lately, I'd welcome him in open arms.

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By *milyRose321TV/TS
7 weeks ago

Derry, Ireland

"If Freddy Krueger visited you tonight...

What would you say to try to make him go away?

I have such sights to show you "

Freddy v Pinhead

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
7 weeks ago

Bristol

"If Freddy Krueger visited you tonight...

What would you say to try to make him go away?

I have such sights to show you

Freddy v Pinhead "

Ehhhh! Someone got it

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By *hilmeup85Man
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

I remember as a very young kid watching it and being scared but loved horrors.

I use to have to run and jump into my bed and for a while sleep as close to the wall away from the middle of my bed incase he clawed up through the mattress like he did

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'd take a swig of absinthe, grin right back at the Edward Scissorhands knockoff, and he'd shite himself and run away.

🧛🏼‍♀️

(I have one mode of dealing with these horror movie guys...)

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By *lex CoxMan
7 weeks ago

Porth

"If Freddy Krueger visited you tonight...

What would you say to try to make him go away?"

I'm your worst nightmare. Try me!

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
7 weeks ago

your head

Not tonight Freddy, I've got a headache.

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By *agatoXXXMan
7 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I'd take a swig of absinthe, grin right back at the Edward Scissorhands knockoff, and he'd shite himself and run away.

🧛🏼‍♀️

(I have one mode of dealing with these horror movie guys...)"

You're just higher up the demonic heirachy than him.

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By *rPunxMan
6 weeks ago

Hull

Laugh (like a dubbed kung fu movie) whilst tapping the hilt of my katanga with my thumb. The saying "welcome I've been expecting you"

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By *rPunxMan
6 weeks ago

Hull

Katana (bloody auto correct)

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