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"In. Definitely in. Malibu please. Thank you 😁 J x" Coming right up! | |||
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"What are we having tonight. Rum for me I think " Large pinot grigio please xx | |||
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"You can get d*unk on green tea, right?" .only if you want to! | |||
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"What are we having tonight. Rum for me I think Large pinot grigio please xx" The rest of the bottle with a straw please | |||
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"Sod it, I’ll take you up on that rum " Good choice sir, one rum.coming right up. | |||
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"Baileys n ice "Oof? Lovely choice I gotta stop drinking it though because it's so sweet. | |||
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"If you're buying, Glayvar. I'll get shit faced on anyone's money "Well of course? One Glayvsr coming right up. | |||
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"What are we having tonight. Rum for me I think Large pinot grigio please xx" Ooh not one I've had but coming right up. | |||
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"You can get d*unk on green tea, right?.only if you want to! "I'm swigging right now. | |||
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"Sod it, I’ll take you up on that rum Good choice sir, one rum.coming right up. "Double spiced, with ginger beer and a squeeze of lime please Jeeves 🧐 | |||
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"Sod it, I’ll take you up on that rum Good choice sir, one rum.coming right up.
Double spiced, with ginger beer and a squeeze of lime please Jeeves 🧐"Your rum sir, with the squeeze of lime. | |||
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"You can get d*unk on green tea, right?.only if you want to!
I'm swigging right now."Haha green tea is lovely so I hope you get somewhat d*unk 🤣 | |||
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"Sod it, I’ll take you up on that rum Good choice sir, one rum.coming right up.
Double spiced, with ginger beer and a squeeze of lime please Jeeves 🧐
Your rum sir, with the squeeze of lime. "You sir, are a gent | |||
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"Sod it, I’ll take you up on that rum Good choice sir, one rum.coming right up.
Double spiced, with ginger beer and a squeeze of lime please Jeeves 🧐
Your rum sir, with the squeeze of lime.
You sir, are a gent "I do try my best. | |||
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"Just the beers for me tonight. This is my first weekend off in almost a year and I’m planning on enjoying it "Go for it you can have a crate, on the house of course. | |||
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"More G&T, please. I'm already tipsy, so I'll be a cheap date." Now I may have to order myself a G&T from the bar, good shout | |||
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"More G&T, please. I'm already tipsy, so I'll be a cheap date. Haha coming right up! Anything else?" A bag of mini cheddars. Ta. | |||
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"More G&T, please. I'm already tipsy, so I'll be a cheap date." Coming right up, you can take the bottle aswell! Got plenty | |||
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"More G&T, please. I'm already tipsy, so I'll be a cheap date. Haha coming right up! Anything else? A bag of mini cheddars. Ta. " A bottle of gin and a bag of mini cheddars it is | |||
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"Bacardi and ice plz haha" Coming right up! | |||
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"Large white wine puleeeeze " Coming right up, sod it take it the bottle. | |||
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"A glass of lambrini please " One lambrinia coming up | |||
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"A glass of lambrini please One lambrinia coming up " | |||
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"A glass of lambrini please One lambrinia coming up "Almost wish that had auto corrected to Lamborghini 🤣 | |||
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"Just Codeine for me this eve" Im sure I can make you a speacil medicinal cocktail ctail with it. | |||
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"A glass of lambrini please One lambrinia coming up
Almost wish that had auto corrected to Lamborghini 🤣"Ah fuck my typos skill can't be beat I swear. 🤣 | |||
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"A glass of lambrini please One lambrinia coming up "I thought lambrinia was the third bottle of lambrini I love the 🍓one | |||
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"A glass of lambrini please One lambrinia coming up
I thought lambrinia was the third bottle of lambrini I love the 🍓one "I.dont know, my hands are freezing, so it's quite hard to type. | |||
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"A glass of lambrini please One lambrinia coming up
I thought lambrinia was the third bottle of lambrini I love the 🍓one
I.dont know, my hands are freezing, so it's quite hard to type.
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"Just Codeine for me this eve Im sure I can make you a speacil medicinal cocktail ctail with it. "Chin chin | |||
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"Just Codeine for me this eve Im sure I can make you a speacil medicinal cocktail ctail with it.
Chin chin"I really cant type properly or think right now.😂 | |||
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"Just Codeine for me this eve Im sure I can make you a speacil medicinal cocktail ctail with it.
Chin chin
I really cant type properly or think right now.😂 "Too many Ctails | |||
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"Just Codeine for me this eve Im sure I can make you a speacil medicinal cocktail ctail with it.
Chin chin
I really cant type properly or think right now.😂
Too many Ctails"🤣 it's true. | |||
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"On the cider at present May we’ll be tempted with a Single malt later " The bar is open all night, but takes the keys I'm heading to bed. Malt is somewhere in there 😁 | |||
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"Whiskey tonight for me "I'll join this yin on the whiskey | |||
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"Whiskey tonight for me
I'll join this yin on the whiskey "More the merrier | |||
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"Whiskey tonight for me
I'll join this yin on the whiskey
More the merrier "Make it a double then, I'll get comfortable | |||
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"Whiskey tonight for me
I'll join this yin on the whiskey
More the merrier
Make it a double then, I'll get comfortable "A double whisky for you, on the house of course. And please get comfortable and stay awhile. | |||
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"Vodka and red bull "Ooh coming up, I've decided to stay open for just abit longer. | |||
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"Can’t beat a nice single malt " Sweet and smoked or a peaty/earthy malt?? | |||
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"Vodka and red bull
Ooh coming up, I've decided to stay open for just abit longer. "I’ll take that G&T then | |||
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"Whiskey tonight for me
I'll join this yin on the whiskey
More the merrier
Make it a double then, I'll get comfortable
A double whisky for you, on the house of course.
And please get comfortable and stay awhile."Thanks Toot......*kicks off shoes - comfort level achieved | |||
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"Vodka and red bull
Ooh coming up, I've decided to stay open for just abit longer.
I’ll take that G&T then "One G&t sir! | |||
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"Whiskey tonight for me
I'll join this yin on the whiskey
More the merrier
Make it a double then, I'll get comfortable
A double whisky for you, on the house of course.
And please get comfortable and stay awhile.
Thanks Toot......*kicks off shoes - comfort level achieved "Perfect i do hope your enjoying your night tonight. | |||
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"Can I just have a lemsip and a box of tissues please OP? 🤧 I'll go sit in the corner away where I belong 😷" I prescribe a shot of whisky mixed in | |||
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"Can I just have a lemsip and a box of tissues please OP? 🤧 I'll go sit in the corner away where I belong 😷" Nah get over here, no colds exist in this bar.
I'll make you a special lemsip cocktail just for you though! | |||
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"Orange gin with orange tango please and if I show my boobies do I get it for free? Xx" a part of my intrusive thoughts wants to say yes 🤣. You'll get life time free drinks think that's fair enough. | |||
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"Orange gin with orange tango please and if I show my boobies do I get it for free? Xx a part of my intrusive thoughts wants to say yes 🤣. You'll get life time free drinks think that's fair enough. "I respect the loose morals haha | |||
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"Orange gin with orange tango please and if I show my boobies do I get it for free? Xx a part of my intrusive thoughts wants to say yes 🤣. You'll get life time free drinks think that's fair enough.
I respect the loose morals haha "Its 12am thats probably why. | |||
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"Well lots of drinks here " What you having mate? | |||
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"Baileys please x" of course one baileys for you | |||
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"Had a Madri but will go 2 sambuca please " 3 sambuca it's the generous hour, And enjoy! | |||
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"A hot chocolate with a huge dollop of Baileys, please." I cant sleep help!!! That sounds actually good, remind to make one of those? But here you go. | |||
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"Had a Madri but will go 2 sambuca please 3 sambuca it's the generous hour, And enjoy!" Cheers Toots 😘 | |||
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"Had a Madri but will go 2 sambuca please 3 sambuca it's the generous hour, And enjoy! Cheers Toots 😘" Anytime have a lovely night, and enjoy! | |||
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"Being a classy male on the red wine ofc haha 😄 " Red is good! I used to anyway. You can take a bottle mate, complementary glass too. | |||
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"A hot chocolate with a huge dollop of Baileys, please. I cant sleep help!!! That sounds actually good, remind to make one of those? But here you go. "You have to try it, Toots 😋 | |||
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"A hot chocolate with a huge dollop of Baileys, please. I cant sleep help!!! That sounds actually good, remind to make one of those? But here you go.
You have to try it, Toots 😋"I've had it in coffee, but yeah I will put it on my list of things to try. I trust you. | |||
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"A hot chocolate with a huge dollop of Baileys, please. I cant sleep help!!! That sounds actually good, remind to make one of those? But here you go.
You have to try it, Toots 😋 I've had it in coffee, but yeah I will put it on my list of things to try.
I trust you."I concur, this is a very nice drink | |||
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"A hot chocolate with a huge dollop of Baileys, please. I cant sleep help!!! That sounds actually good, remind to make one of those? But here you go.
You have to try it, Toots 😋 I've had it in coffee, but yeah I will put it on my list of things to try.
I trust you.
I concur, this is a very nice drink "Well shit people are now saying it's quality. Guess it's getting bumped up the list. | |||
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"Well lots of drinks here What you having mate?" Well, does Jack Daniels dark rum Disaronno lager | |||
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"Well lots of drinks here What you having mate? Well, does Jack Daniels dark rum Disaronno lager " You got it your the last drink of the day! | |||
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"Well lots of drinks here What you having mate? Well, does Jack Daniels dark rum Disaronno lager You got it your the last drink of the day!" Bollocks! I always bloody miss last orders. FFS. | |||
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"Well lots of drinks here What you having mate? Well, does Jack Daniels dark rum Disaronno lager You got it your the last drink of the day! Bollocks! I always bloody miss last orders. FFS." What do you want? I can give you the keys if you like! | |||
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"I would like an Oestrogen Cocktåil please, served in a pitcher: Three measures of J.Woody, a spritz of _mmaleia, ½ measure of Mrs KC² (she's quite potent), ⅓ of a thimbleful of LittlemissmistressK, a twist of vintage Nell Gwynn (barrel aged), 2 shakes of Amber Skies (chilled), one¹ drop of Crafty pair, 2½ shots of 'Naks, one double measure of _usybusygirl (or two single measures), 7 measures of Daizy (she's a hard habit to break) topped up with club soda and garnished with a spritz of Daizy (I told you she was a hard habit to break). Served to me at my vintage leather Chesterfield armchair. 🩶🩶" Coming right up, I really can't sleep tonight mate. | |||
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"Well lots of drinks here What you having mate? Well, does Jack Daniels dark rum Disaronno lager You got it your the last drink of the day! Bollocks! I always bloody miss last orders. FFS. What do you want? I can give you the keys if you like!" Man alive, don't give me the keys 🤣 I'll have a large vodka and tonic, please xx | |||
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"I would like an Oestrogen Cocktåil please, served in a pitcher: Three measures of J.Woody, a spritz of _mmaleia, ½ measure of Mrs KC² (she's quite potent), ⅓ of a thimbleful of LittlemissmistressK, a twist of vintage Nell Gwynn (barrel aged), 2 shakes of Amber Skies (chilled), one¹ drop of Crafty pair, 2½ shots of 'Naks, one double measure of _usybusygirl (or two single measures), 7 measures of Daizy (she's a hard habit to break) topped up with club soda and garnished with a spritz of Daizy (I told you she was a hard habit to break). Served to me at my vintage leather Chesterfield armchair. 🩶🩶 Coming right up, I really can't sleep tonight mate." ☹️ hope you're ok | |||
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"I would like an Oestrogen Cocktåil please, served in a pitcher: Three measures of J.Woody, a spritz of _mmaleia, ½ measure of Mrs KC² (she's quite potent), ⅓ of a thimbleful of LittlemissmistressK, a twist of vintage Nell Gwynn (barrel aged), 2 shakes of Amber Skies (chilled), one¹ drop of Crafty pair, 2½ shots of 'Naks, one double measure of _usybusygirl (or two single measures), 7 measures of Daizy (she's a hard habit to break) topped up with club soda and garnished with a spritz of Daizy (I told you she was a hard habit to break). Served to me at my vintage leather Chesterfield armchair. 🩶🩶 Coming right up, I really can't sleep tonight mate. ☹️ hope you're ok" It's been a weird shitty day. Doing stuff like this is kinda helping to be honest. Your taking the keys, we don't run out in this bar so go wild. | |||
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"I would like an Oestrogen Cocktåil please, served in a pitcher: Three measures of J.Woody, a spritz of _mmaleia, ½ measure of Mrs KC² (she's quite potent), ⅓ of a thimbleful of LittlemissmistressK, a twist of vintage Nell Gwynn (barrel aged), 2 shakes of Amber Skies (chilled), one¹ drop of Crafty pair, 2½ shots of 'Naks, one double measure of _usybusygirl (or two single measures), 7 measures of Daizy (she's a hard habit to break) topped up with club soda and garnished with a spritz of Daizy (I told you she was a hard habit to break). Served to me at my vintage leather Chesterfield armchair. 🩶🩶 · Coming right up, I really can't sleep tonight mate." · No problem. You can join me in the vestibule and share from my pitcher. | |||
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"Well lots of drinks here What you having mate? Well, does Jack Daniels dark rum Disaronno lager You got it your the last drink of the day! Bollocks! I always bloody miss last orders. FFS. What do you want? I can give you the keys if you like! Man alive, don't give me the keys 🤣 I'll have a large vodka and tonic, please xx" Coming right up | |||
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"I would like an Oestrogen Cocktåil please, served in a pitcher: Three measures of J.Woody, a spritz of _mmaleia, ½ measure of Mrs KC² (she's quite potent), ⅓ of a thimbleful of LittlemissmistressK, a twist of vintage Nell Gwynn (barrel aged), 2 shakes of Amber Skies (chilled), one¹ drop of Crafty pair, 2½ shots of 'Naks, one double measure of _usybusygirl (or two single measures), 7 measures of Daizy (she's a hard habit to break) topped up with club soda and garnished with a spritz of Daizy (I told you she was a hard habit to break). Served to me at my vintage leather Chesterfield armchair. 🩶🩶 · Coming right up, I really can't sleep tonight mate. · No problem. You can join me in the vestibule and share from my pitcher." Thanks mate gladly! | |||
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"I'll have a bottle of absinthe,a pitcher of vater, a spoon and a bowl of sugar cubes, dahlink..." • I haven't seen you for a while, Dåvina. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/10/24 23:56:46]" Its ok i spilt my tequila earlier sad times. 😞 | |||
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"I would like an Oestrogen Cocktåil please, served in a pitcher: Three measures of J.Woody, a spritz of _mmaleia, ½ measure of Mrs KC² (she's quite potent), ⅓ of a thimbleful of LittlemissmistressK, a twist of vintage Nell Gwynn (barrel aged), 2 shakes of Amber Skies (chilled), one¹ drop of Crafty pair, 2½ shots of 'Naks, one double measure of _usybusygirl (or two single measures), 7 measures of Daizy (she's a hard habit to break) topped up with club soda and garnished with a spritz of Daizy (I told you she was a hard habit to break). Served to me at my vintage leather Chesterfield armchair. 🩶🩶 Coming right up, I really can't sleep tonight mate. ☹️ hope you're ok It's been a weird shitty day. Doing stuff like this is kinda helping to be honest. Your taking the keys, we don't run out in this bar so go wild. "Sorry it's been shit x Gawd help us all 🤣 ...this could get messy | |||
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"I'll have a bottle of absinthe,a pitcher of vater, a spoon and a bowl of sugar cubes, dahlink..." You can have that for sure! | |||
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"I would like an Oestrogen Cocktåil please, served in a pitcher: Three measures of J.Woody, a spritz of _mmaleia, ½ measure of Mrs KC² (she's quite potent), ⅓ of a thimbleful of LittlemissmistressK, a twist of vintage Nell Gwynn (barrel aged), 2 shakes of Amber Skies (chilled), one¹ drop of Crafty pair, 2½ shots of 'Naks, one double measure of _usybusygirl (or two single measures), 7 measures of Daizy (she's a hard habit to break) topped up with club soda and garnished with a spritz of Daizy (I told you she was a hard habit to break). Served to me at my vintage leather Chesterfield armchair. 🩶🩶 Coming right up, I really can't sleep tonight mate. ☹️ hope you're ok It's been a weird shitty day. Doing stuff like this is kinda helping to be honest. Your taking the keys, we don't run out in this bar so go wild.
Sorry it's been shit x
Gawd help us all 🤣
...this could get messy"It's ok it's just one of those days Get as messy as you like it's quite in here anyway. | |||
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"Sorry but I will just have a as I want a clear head for tomorrow xx It also means that I am the designated photographer lol x" That's ok! I hope you have a good day tommorow. | |||
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"I’ve had far too much tonight " Same, time for the bar to close close. Keys will be left under the weird Gnome statue with his pants down. | |||
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"What are we having tonight. Rum for me I think " No, no, no. I don't drink, and I'm not being the designated driver. | |||
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