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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bought a pair of trousers and 3 tops today.. And then Lost them

What's the silliest thing you've done recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bought a pair of trousers and 3 tops today.. And then Lost them

What's the silliest thing you've done recently?"

I found a pair of trousers and 3 tops today the tops look ok but the trousers make me look silly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the grandaughter help with the hot tub

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Only today I lost my house/car/ office/ another office/ plus a few extra bunch of keys.

Took off with the spare set (car keys and home keys only)

Panicked a bit and considered calling teh key insurance people.

Came home and pulled up a chair... still panicking and thinking

Discovered lost keys on the floor - PHEW!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Bought a pair of trousers and 3 tops today.. And then Lost them

What's the silliest thing you've done recently?"

took a self drive digger to an asbesdosed garage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let the grandaughter help with the hot tub"

2 of mine almost emptied our hot tub at the weekend,,,They spent the whole weekend in it. splashing about and watering everything nearby...bless em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up at the airport for my flight to turkey at the time it was landing in turkey instead of the time it was leaving the uk. Duhhhhh luckily we got on another flight at an extra £160 each

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You have my sympathies as I did that once. Thankfully someone found the bags and handed them in to the shop I had bought the things from.

Good luck getting them back.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Bought a pair of trousers and 3 tops today.. And then Lost them

What's the silliest thing you've done recently?"

Just a thought,, Have you looked inside the bag, ?? ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bought a pair of trousers and 3 tops today.. And then Lost them

What's the silliest thing you've done recently?

Just a thought,, Have you looked inside the bag, ?? ,

I left it at the till in another shop.. Went back and it had gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have my sympathies as I did that once. Thankfully someone found the bags and handed them in to the shop I had bought the things from.

Good luck getting them back."

Thank you

I left my name and number, but no nobodys got back to me yet x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Walked out in my slippers, got half way up road before i realised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have my sympathies as I did that once. Thankfully someone found the bags and handed them in to the shop I had bought the things from.

Good luck getting them back.

Thank you

I left my name and number, but no nobodys got back to me yet x"
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Because I'm wearing it all

and I look goooood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell up the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once arrived at work, opened up and switched everything on.

45 minutes after start time and only me in the place.

What do you mean we dont open on SUNDAYS

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I fell up the stairs"
Thats a regular occurrence for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was out for a walk yesterday thru local country park slipped down marshy hill it was a comedy fall had to laugh.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Walked out in my slippers, got half way up road before i realised."

Got most of the way to cornwall before i realised i was in my slippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bought a pair of trousers and 3 tops today.. And then Lost them

What's the silliest thing you've done recently?

I found a pair of trousers and 3 tops today the tops look ok but the trousers make me look silly x"

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.

Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.

Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.

Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.

Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)

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Nooooooooooooo

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.

Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.

Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)

Nooooooooooooo

Oh yes

Wasnt a short walk either. Didnt realise til I got home

Bloody dog didnt tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let the grandaughter help with the hot tub

2 of mine almost emptied our hot tub at the weekend,,,They spent the whole weekend in it. splashing about and watering everything nearby...bless em

Yep know that feeling, ours think its thier swimming pool, and water castle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Drove into a multi storey car park and it was so dark I had to turn my lights on. Still didn't make any difference, I couldn't see a thing until I realised I had my sunglasses on

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.

Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.

Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)

Nooooooooooooo

Oh yes

Wasnt a short walk either. Didnt realise til I got home

Bloody dog didnt tell me

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You need to train doggy to woof for knicker alert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropped my purse in a car park outside a shop in a retail park, drove off...realised very quickly..headed back and it had £300 in at the time, cards etc and fortunately someone handed it into the shop I had been in..Phew!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So glad its not just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone in donny is walking around in 3 tops and a pair of trousers of yours?!

Best dressed person in Donny!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.

Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.

Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)

Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.

Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.

Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)

Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through "

Were they clean, or did they have skid marks all over them???

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.

Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.

Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)

Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through

Were they clean, or did they have skid marks all over them???

trust YOU to lower the tone H...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left the sunroof on tilt and we had the biggest downpour going .......... son broke his finger later on, jumped into car dressed in white shorts ..... seat were all wet ...... hubby at that time was a heavy smoker (this was years n years ago) and the nicotine stains from the wet seat came out on my shorts but I didn't know and walked through the whole hospital with son - to A&E and Xray etc ........ only to notice said stains on shorts when I got home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.

Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.

Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)

Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through

Were they clean, or did they have skid marks all over them???

trust YOU to lower the tone H...xx"
Yup...I'm just getting started...however I notice you failed to answer the question...

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.

Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.

Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)

Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through

Were they clean, or did they have skid marks all over them???

trust YOU to lower the tone H...xx Yup...I'm just getting started...however I notice you failed to answer the question...

Come home from Copenhagen and you can inspect them for yourself.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.

Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.

Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)

Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through

Were they clean, or did they have skid marks all over them???

trust YOU to lower the tone H...xx Yup...I'm just getting started...however I notice you failed to answer the question...

Come home from Copenhagen and you can inspect them for yourself....."

I might just have to....*sniff* *sniff*....mmmm......

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.

Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.

Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)

Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through

Were they clean, or did they have skid marks all over them???

trust YOU to lower the tone H...xx Yup...I'm just getting started...however I notice you failed to answer the question...

Come home from Copenhagen and you can inspect them for yourself.....

I might just have to....*sniff* *sniff*....mmmm......

Knicker sniffer!!!! GROSS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.

Fell off a pair of designer shoes and broke me arm.

Took the dog for a walk with a pair of huge knickers attached to my jeans, after taking my jeans out the tumble drier. (Static made them stick nothing else btw!)

Did that at the gym - spinning class, t shirt, a pair of knickers materialised out the neck half way through

Were they clean, or did they have skid marks all over them???

trust YOU to lower the tone H...xx Yup...I'm just getting started...however I notice you failed to answer the question...

Come home from Copenhagen and you can inspect them for yourself.....

I might just have to....*sniff* *sniff*....mmmm......

Knicker sniffer!!!! GROSS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone in donny is walking around in 3 tops and a pair of trousers of yours?!

Best dressed person in Donny!"

I know ! How rude are they

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Broke down on the way to swapping my motorbike for a bigger one at a dealer. Called RAC because I went through all the reasons the damn thing would not start and could not find the fault...

RAC arrives, sprays some lube on the stand and Voila!! It starts! Grrrr silly girl!!

I will always carry lube with me from now on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only today I lost my house/car/ office/ another office/ plus a few extra bunch of keys.

Took off with the spare set (car keys and home keys only)

Panicked a bit and considered calling teh key insurance people.

Came home and pulled up a chair... still panicking and thinking

Discovered lost keys on the floor - PHEW!

hm but if you'd spent the morning running around the house, tearing it apart trying to find your car keys.. only to discover them in your mouth

you'd only ever confess to that on an anonymous forum wouldn't you?

I emptied all my pockets out several times, convinced I'd had them ready to go! Must go to bed earlier..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Family hired a car in majorca. It broke down on the opposite side of the island. We phoned for the man to come and repair it then I locked the keys inside it .. man comes across the island only then to find he can't get into car to fix it . How silly am I.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Family hired a car in majorca. It broke down on the opposite side of the island. We phoned for the man to come and repair it then I locked the keys inside it .. man comes across the island only then to find he can't get into car to fix it . How silly am I. "

How do you lock the key inside the car????

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It was an old fiesta you push all the little buttons down on top of the doors and slam them shut

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"It was an old fiesta you push all the little buttons down on top of the doors and slam them shut "
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I see...how have you managed to get back in then???

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think the repair man had one of those bits of metal strips you slide inside the door and pull up the knob again should have seen his face though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a year ago I rode up to a shop on my bike, left it outside, went in shop, came out and got on someone elses bike and rode of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walked out in my slippers, got half way up road before i realised."

Forgot my slippers once

I was completely naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my son was young I spent 15 minutes looking in the washing machine for his milk at about 4am, I did eventually realise after almost having a nervous breakdown that milk was in the fridge and not the washing machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only today I lost my house/car/ office/ another office/ plus a few extra bunch of keys.

Took off with the spare set (car keys and home keys only)

Panicked a bit and considered calling teh key insurance people.

Came home and pulled up a chair... still panicking and thinking

Discovered lost keys on the floor - PHEW!

hm but if you'd spent the morning running around the house, tearing it apart trying to find your car keys.. only to discover them in your mouth

you'd only ever confess to that on an anonymous forum wouldn't you?

I emptied all my pockets out several times, convinced I'd had them ready to go! Must go to bed earlier.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell up the stairsThats a regular occurrence for me.

I was told falling up the stairs is good luck ....

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Broke down on the way to swapping my motorbike for a bigger one at a dealer. Called RAC because I went through all the reasons the damn thing would not start and could not find the fault...

RAC arrives, sprays some lube on the stand and Voila!! It starts! Grrrr silly girl!!

I will always carry lube with me from now on

"
bet that was a sight to see you in leathers

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