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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

What do you WANT to do this evening, never mind what you are actually doing.

If you could, what would you do??

After this week I'd quite like to go throw some axes and get some aggression out. I've heard you can't throw them at people though. Ah well. Then I'd go drink lots of rum with a hot guy. Then probably fall asleep dribbling, if I had sex id probably snap if off so best not. Then wake up in the early hours and go get food. Anyone?

For all those actually doing what you'd want, go away!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Went axe throwing the other month in Liverpool and thought it was proper shite. Throwing them at people would definitely improve the experience 🪓

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

I’d like to be playing golf somewhere warm with a lovely golfing woman 🏌🏽‍♂️ then get shitfaced at the 19th hole before wandering home to sleep 😂

Hangover sex, breakfast and more golf the next morning 😂😂😂🏌🏽‍♂️⛳️

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By *enk15Man
20 weeks ago

Evesham

Try a smash room, they are fantastic!

I want to go plant shopping, then curl up on the sofa with a hot chocolate staring at said plant trying to convince myself it was a good use of money.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
20 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh. Axe throwing sounds like such a good plan. The local lumber lounge is in the middle of a premises move though so that's out. I am fucking the owner's family member though, I should see if he gets discount once they're set up properly at the new place.

I'd like to fuck some frustration out. But I don't have the headspace for that yet.

My actual plan for tonight is to just gorge on junk food and scream into the ether. It's been a real fucker of a week and I need to reset before it ruins my weekend too 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Sleep

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By *ir tootMan
20 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Hunting down the asshats who just killed a cat outside our house, preferably through the woods with a Crossbow.

Something like that?

if so anyone wanna join?

Hopefully this isn't too dark for fab and I'm obviously mot being serious.

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By *ez669Man
20 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Hotel , woman from here drinks have a laugh and plenty good sex would be a good weekend

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By *rHotNottsMan
20 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Jump off a massive building in a wing suit then go to an orgy with lots of cake and dr*gs (and women)

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By *2thomMan
20 weeks ago

I’d like to go to the pub for a few pints with the boys, then off out to a few bars in the city

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By *eordieJeansCouple
20 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Honestly? I’d like to go to a rave and go on the missing list for a day or two but I have to be an adult.

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By *.0509Woman
20 weeks ago

luton

"Honestly? I’d like to go to a rave and go on the missing list for a day or two but I have to be an adult."

Im coming too!!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
20 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Honestly? I’d like to go to a rave and go on the missing list for a day or two but I have to be an adult.

Im coming too!!"

A fab rave? That could be interesting… or a complete disaster.

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By *r Mind CandyMan
20 weeks ago

Cheshire

A shit tone of psychedelics

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By *yrdsisWoman
20 weeks ago

Gleam Street

I'd like to do anything that gets me off this bloody couch, but I'm still on antibiotics and painkillers so am stuck where I am for the moment...it sucks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"Went axe throwing the other month in Liverpool and thought it was proper shite. Throwing them at people would definitely improve the experience 🪓 "

You can throw them at me and vice versa, it's a date! ❤️

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By *anzer FernandoMan
20 weeks ago

Over the seas and far away

A couple of hours of back it would have been score an invitation to a rampant orgy in a flash hotel suite... But now, a few wines down, I don't think I can even fire the mojo enough to get myself off.

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By *eliWoman
20 weeks ago

This evening...

Long everything shower. Nice dress. Kisses and handholding on a little Autumnal stroll. Cocktails in Disrepute. One too many. Lots of flirting and catching up. Listening to that delightful voice. And then stuff.

Followed by a really good burger and chips and a thick milkshake. Perfect.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
20 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'd like to go out for the evening with my OH, have a meal and some drinks and then come home for a long snuggle on the sofa in front of a movie before heading to bed.

This time next week..........😁😁

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

"Went axe throwing the other month in Liverpool and thought it was proper shite. Throwing them at people would definitely improve the experience 🪓

You can throw them at me and vice versa, it's a date! ❤️"

I was actually so bad at it so I reckon you’d be safe... but smashing one on your noggin would be the perfect end to the night 😍

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By *eyond PurityCouple
20 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

C hasn’t been too good recently so I’d love for us to go out for a meal and a few drinks.

What’s gonna happen instead is we’ve bought a huge silver mirror off FB and we want it gold so we’ll spray paint that.

Then binge on a takeaway whilst binge watching Race across the World.

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By *electableicecreamMan
20 weeks ago

The West

I want a deep tissue massage by someone strong enough to grind my bones to dust. Like a pro rugby physio.

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By *imples24Man
20 weeks ago

tamworth

Dodging axes and drinking rum

Or music festival

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By *sWyldWoman
20 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Well I was actually starting to look forward to the plans I had but they have now been cancelled. So yes, the sex in a lush hotel with someone super handsome.

Instead I'll watch Netflix and do more washing!

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By *r MzchiefMan
20 weeks ago

Middle Earth

Personally id like to be in the lake with the open water swimming group. They arent out today. I know it cold but i dont care. I need both the exercise and the practice.

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By *mf123Man
20 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I really really want to go to a house sized vault i would own in my speedos and swim thru 8 foot of gold coins

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By *WANDTGCouple
20 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

I'd like to sitting on a beach watching the sun going down catching the last of the rays.

Instead, I've just filled a skip with household rubbish.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
20 weeks ago

Liverpool

I want to have a nice pair of breasts shoved in my face and no judgement applied when I make roadrunner-style meep-meep noises as I tweak the nipples.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Me and and my wife are going out for a meal to a bar. We’ll have a couple of drink, eat our food and come home and I’m sure it will be very nice.

What I want to happen is that after the meal we have a few drinks at the bar, she gets chatted up and propositioned by a hot guy, she goes off with him and they spend the night together at this place fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

I'd like to get on a plane with a fit sexy man for company to somewhere warm.

And spend the next 2 weeks doing whatever I wanted , drinking cocktails and laying in a hammock.

No mobile phone/kids or Internet stuff to disturb me.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
20 weeks ago

Leeds

I want to go and check my feeder and hide after the weather we’ve had, but by the time I get down there it’ll be dark, so I’ll just to tomorrow afternoon.

The mr

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By *inxy777Woman
20 weeks ago

essex

A nice hotel, to be spoilt rotten, good conversation, food and dessert!!

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By *r Mind CandyMan
20 weeks ago

Cheshire

"A nice hotel, to be spoilt rotten, good conversation, food and dessert!!

If your paying I’m in 😉

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By *elix SightedMan
20 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Lots of sexy cuddles with a hottie, penetration, more penetration, extra penetration, then a massive pizza and ice cream for afters.

The reality is quite different!

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By *he HandiemanMan
20 weeks ago

north west

I wanna go mam tor and camp out so can watch the sunrise in the morning

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
20 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’d just like to stop working for a while.

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By *akedMMan
20 weeks ago

Witney

"I'd like to do anything that gets me off this bloody couch, but I'm still on antibiotics and painkillers so am stuck where I am for the moment...it sucks!"
sorry you are going through this. I know what you are going through. Been there

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By *avexxMan
20 weeks ago

cheshire

defo fly off to a warmer climate chill out enjoy the sun drinks nice meals,,

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By *andy_CaneCouple
20 weeks ago

Orgasm Quay

Taking a long stroll along a secluded beach, ending with snuggly blankets around a campfire and a glass of wine or two. Lots of flirting, listening to that sexy accent and see where the night takes us

Mrs

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By *unxxx9911Man
20 weeks ago

Redhill

For me I would love to be heading to a great restaurant, maybe something Asian with great food and wine. Then on to the hotel bar for some drinks and back to a fab hotel room to do whatever we felt like after all that food and drink… would need a sexy lady along for the ride!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"Lots of sexy cuddles with a hottie, penetration, more penetration, extra penetration, then a massive pizza and ice cream for afters.

The reality is quite different!"

You couldn't of got more things I hate into a sentence if you tried!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
20 weeks ago

The Continental

I wanna consume a bottle of rum, get wankered, eat a kebab, and fall asleep in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"I wanna consume a bottle of rum, get wankered, eat a kebab, and fall asleep in the garden. "

Probably the only way I'd ever see the dam northern lights.

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By *etwife8230Couple
20 weeks ago

Newport

Bath, candle, fluffy socks and an early night with 8 hours sleep straight through

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By *reat me rightWoman
20 weeks ago

Rotherham

Get. Laid. That is all

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
20 weeks ago

The Continental

"I wanna consume a bottle of rum, get wankered, eat a kebab, and fall asleep in the garden.

Probably the only way I'd ever see the dam northern lights. "

I’ll be seeing something after a bottle of rum, but I doubt it’d be lights

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By *he HandiemanMan
20 weeks ago

north west

"Get. Laid. That is all"

Im sure you have no problem with that

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By *ad NannaWoman
20 weeks ago

East London

I'd like to be laying comfortably in a comfortable bed, being all comfortable.

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By *rthur30Man
20 weeks ago

Warrington

A large pizza and a nice bottle of red. A hottie from here to cuddle on the sofa watching her choice of programme/film. Kisses, cuddles and fumbling with each others' clothes. Then a long night of tender ecstasy.

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By *ellhungvweMan
20 weeks ago

Cheltenham

What I want is to recover after a couple of nights of excellent fab meets. Early bed and a decent kip is what I am going to do.

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By *G74Woman
20 weeks ago

Blackburn

Get dressed up, go out for some good food and go dancing to some good music in good company followed by some good sex, smoochies and snuggles ... eventually falling asleep between two guys

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
20 weeks ago

Essex

I want everything.

A hike and sit somewhere wild and beautiful with a person I enjoy

Then dressed to the nines for a beautiful dinner

Then undressed for hours of slow, teasing, passionate sex.

Then a drink, chat, snuggle

Then more sex…

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By *ife NinjaMan
20 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"I want everything.

A hike and sit somewhere wild and beautiful with a person I enjoy

Then dressed to the nines for a beautiful dinner

Then undressed for hours of slow, teasing, passionate sex.

Then a drink, chat, snuggle

Then more sex…"

You overdid it with the drink bit

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By *illy IdolMan
20 weeks ago

Midlands

"Jump off a massive building in a wing suit then go to an orgy with lots of cake and dr*gs (and women)"

What an entrance that would be.

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By *illy IdolMan
20 weeks ago

Midlands

I want to stroll along a nice beach promenade somewhere. Dipping in and out of the bars along the way. Listening to the sound of the crashing waves as I get more and more tipsy as I people watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

The way that sun was blazing this morning I did think it would just right for a final fishing trip of the year, glad common sense kicked in way too cold at night.

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By *ib.Man
20 weeks ago

Hampshire

Honestly? Just coziness.

A funny hottie, on the sofa, some drinks and nice food. Music and joking. Maybe watch something. Flirt. Naked. Sex. Sleep.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
20 weeks ago

your head

Exactly what I am doing. Sofa, cake and pjs with the heating on.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
20 weeks ago

North West

I'd like to go and relax on a secluded Spanish beach with a picnic. Extra marks for a sexy guy to manhandle my mobility devices across the sand

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By *inger_SnapWoman
20 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'd love to be spending the evening in a fancy hotel, with a nice view. Enjoying an oily rub down from a hot guy, who would then pleasure me without expecting anything in return. 8 hours solid sleep and then a full English breakfast in the morning.

I'm actually on the sofa eating chocolate hob nobs... *sigh*

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
20 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm actually on the sofa eating chocolate hob nobs... *sigh* "

So it’s not all bad, then.

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By *ayronfeetMan
20 weeks ago

Cardiff

I'd like to be giving a gorgeous lady an incredible feet massage......... 🔥🤘

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By *appyhumper123Man
20 weeks ago

hull

"What do you WANT to do this evening, never mind what you are actually doing.

If you could, what would you do??

For all those actually doing what you'd want, go away!!!

Don't know about axe throwing, but you can legally actually shoot a Scotsman with a crossbow in york.

Hope this helps

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By *ad NannaWoman
20 weeks ago

East London

I quite fancy snorkeling.

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By *appyhumper123Man
20 weeks ago

hull

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Went axe throwing the other month in Liverpool and thought it was proper shite. Throwing them at people would definitely improve the experience 🪓

You can throw them at me and vice versa, it's a date! ❤️"

Don't do it Blue Rascal, she's done this before.

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