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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

But would NEVER do in company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But would NEVER do in company.

Go on fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger my ass

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Talk to random objects....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swear a lot

for reasons lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sing..and I'm a nonmusic person..but I will when walking I mainly sing n hum tunes i make up lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solo round the world rowing expedition?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say sit with my hands in my trousers, but I'm getting a bit too relaxed with this of late!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk around with no bra on

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"sing..and I'm a nonmusic person..but I will when walking I mainly sing n hum tunes i make up lol.."

lol Had to read the above twice, thought it read....but I will when wanking. Had a image in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masturbate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Masturbate!"

Don't you masturbate in front of sex partners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Masturbate!

Don't you masturbate in front of sex partners?

The type of company wasnt specified

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Go to the toilet.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I tuck my hands into my bra to warm them up. I think that might be misconstrued if I did it in company.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I tuck my hands into my bra to warm them up. I think that might be misconstrued if I did it in company."

I've done that in company

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I tuck my hands into my bra to warm them up. I think that might be misconstrued if I did it in company.

I've done that in company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Masturbate!

Don't you masturbate in front of sex partners?

The type of company wasnt specified

OK, I understand now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch myself, trim my pubes, take photos of my hard on for my fans, cook food I dont want to share, go online and be antisocial

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Touch myself, trim my pubes, take photos of my hard on for my fans, cook food I dont want to share, go online and be antisocial"

You have to be in company to be antisocial otherwise it's just being grumpy alone.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Pick my nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calculate my tax bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to One Direction...

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Murder, Masturbate... usual in that order too.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Gymnastic farting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listen to One Direction...

You may well blush

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Gymnastic farting. "

Oh and danger wanking. I forgot that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Touch myself, trim my pubes, take photos of my hard on for my fans, cook food I dont want to share, go online and be antisocial

You have to be in company to be antisocial otherwise it's just being grumpy alone."

Yeah but if you bothered to invite people just so you could ignore them and do something else, that's just spreading the germ lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Gymnastic farting.

Oh and danger wanking. I forgot that one. "

Can both be done together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk to my kids as if they're there. And, yes, they are much of the time. They're not imaginary friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change into my Batman outfit and go fight crime.

I always get the butler to interrupt whatever I'm doing with "excuse me sir, but there's an important phonecall for you. Apparently it won't wait". Before shinning down the pole to the cave and doing it there.

A couple of times though it's happened while someone's got a finger inserted in me, and it's most inconvenient to stop there.

Master criminals eh? They pick their times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gymnastic farting.

Oh and danger wanking. I forgot that one.

Can both be done together?"

I don't see why not. If I had a time machine I would like to go back in time to the moment someone decided it was unacceptable to fart in public. Maybe check out wanking too

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Gymnastic farting.

Oh and danger wanking. I forgot that one.

Can both be done together?"

20 years ago maybe. I wouldn't get my pants back up in time now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play Xbox.

Read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick windows

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Lick windows

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I do that in company!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick windows

Its not even a thing to do in private windows are covered in all sorts or small particles.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Lick windows

Its not even a thing to do in private windows are covered in all sorts or small particles.

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So are cocks if you dip them in sherbert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Masturbate!

Don't you masturbate in front of sex partners?

The type of company wasnt specified

OK, I understand now.

Lol come on keep up!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Masturbate!

Don't you masturbate in front of sex partners?

The type of company wasnt specified

OK, I understand now.

Lol come on keep up!

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I don't do that either....i think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick windows

Its not even a thing to do in private windows are covered in all sorts or small particles.

So are cocks if you dip them in sherbert

I've never tired dipping mine in sherbert I would think it stings or far worse. What sort of reaction do you get from a guy if you suggest it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listen to One Direction...

Lol I bought the album for my kids honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admit I am wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listen to One Direction...

Lol I bought the album for my kids honest!"

Haha i was joking!! Red... You disappoint!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do DIY naked with all the power tools !!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do DIY naked with all the power tools !!"
Isn't that rather dangerous?

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Shaving my legs, armpits or trimming/shaping my pubes... Bathroom door gets firmly locked at Vince's during this mystical proceedure.

- Amy. x

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Lick windows

Its not even a thing to do in private windows are covered in all sorts or small particles.

So are cocks if you dip them in sherbert

I've never tired dipping mine in sherbert I would think it stings or far worse. What sort of reaction do you get from a guy if you suggest it?

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Usually a very positive one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick windows

Its not even a thing to do in private windows are covered in all sorts or small particles.

So are cocks if you dip them in sherbert

I've never tired dipping mine in sherbert I would think it stings or far worse. What sort of reaction do you get from a guy if you suggest it?

Usually a very positive one.

Well what ever floats some peoples boats

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"But would NEVER do in company.

Go on fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did do one thing on my own in private (because i was on my own!) but i may have accidentally allowed someone to witness a not so flattering show of it last night . . .

I blame alcohol and the sight of moobs!!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I tuck my hands into my bra to warm them up. I think that might be misconstrued if I did it in company.

I've done that in company

Is that warm hands on cold boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Type random bollocks on Internet forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick my plate clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dance. I am not a good dancer at all but when in alone and no one is watching I am as sexy as one of the push cat dolls lol I give it my all when in alone. Hee hee

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Dance. I am not a good dancer at all but when in alone and no one is watching I am as sexy as one of the push cat dolls lol I give it my all when in alone. Hee hee

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I do that too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dance. I am not a good dancer at all but when in alone and no one is watching I am as sexy as one of the push cat dolls lol I give it my all when in alone. Hee hee

I do that too!

Lol I proper get into it tho. Shaking my booty on a britney type scale haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick windows

I do that in company!

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lol, you madder than me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do DIY naked with all the power tools !!Isn't that rather dangerous?

Isn't anything fun in life dangerous

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do DIY naked with all the power tools !!Isn't that rather dangerous?

Isn't anything fun in life dangerous

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Buying shoes isn't dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk to my dogs, I know that's not so bad but when im alone I do a reply from them in a different voice

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Talk to my dogs, I know that's not so bad but when im alone I do a reply from them in a different voice

Lots of people do that and in company. One set of friends have different voices for each of their dogs and we've spent hours chatting away like that.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do DIY naked with all the power tools !!Isn't that rather dangerous?

Isn't anything fun in life dangerous

Buying shoes isn't dangerous

Are you sure about that?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do DIY naked with all the power tools !!Isn't that rather dangerous?

Isn't anything fun in life dangerous

Buying shoes isn't dangerous

Are you sure about that?"
As long as i don't take my credit card with me-totally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play hide and seek with myself...

I think that's why I never get found

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do DIY naked with all the power tools !!Isn't that rather dangerous?

Isn't anything fun in life dangerous

Buying shoes isn't dangerous

Are you sure about that?As long as i don't take my credit card with me-totally.

I still have visions that when you open up the shoe room there is just a little space right in the middle where you squeeze in to survey your bounty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk to myself

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Talk to myself

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And do you make any sense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk to myself

And do you make any sense?

hell yer. I even give myself sound advice, just never take it haha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk to myself

And do you make any sense?

At least I always know what the answer will be, even if I don't like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now?

Eat donuts, warmed in the microwave and covered in Ben and Jerry's.

Had to be done and wouldn't share if Rihanna walked in naked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do DIY naked with all the power tools !!Isn't that rather dangerous?

Isn't anything fun in life dangerous

Buying shoes isn't dangerous

Hmmm may be it's about what your doing whilst your in those shoes

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do DIY naked with all the power tools !!Isn't that rather dangerous?

Isn't anything fun in life dangerous

Buying shoes isn't dangerous

Hmmm may be it's about what your doing whilst your in those shoes

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I gave up skydiving in heels last year.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Snap one off,grinning & head between knees

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Snap one off,grinning & head between knees"
Well how many do you have? Do you miss the one thats gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk to my invisible friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only sex, I get inhibited if anyone else is with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change a lightbulb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a wank.its very good 4 u.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Change a lightbulb!

Who foots the ladder?

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