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Mornings here, MORNING IS HERE!!!!!!!

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By *aven. OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Not the North West...

It's god dam freezing, I love it.

Just the small little thing of work to get through, then it's rum and penis time!!!!

For some I'm sure anyway.

Morning!!!

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By *zami89Man
7 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

Good morning

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
7 weeks ago

Bristol

Good morning OP! I wouldn’t say no to a rum later, I’ll pass on the penis

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By *olden PoleMan
7 weeks ago

Kent

But why is the rum always gone!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Morning one and all, it’s Friday it’s fun day let’s the fun commence

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By *vaRose43Woman
7 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Morning

I need coffee 😴

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Good morning happy Friday

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By *irtydevil666Man
7 weeks ago

bristol

Good Moaning

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
7 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Good Morning! I'm having a tea. It's what old ladies do

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By *ustincider888Man
7 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Morning all.

It's certainly cold start.

I'll still wear my shorts for work though

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By *carlettsWoman
7 weeks ago

Far away from home

Day off yet stupid body clock wakes up at 3am every day. It is cold today

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Morning...no rum.. Or penis here

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
7 weeks ago

Leeds

Good morning, I need all the coffee, our little one was a bit excited for her birthday and woke us at 4.30!!

Send coffee....

Mrs

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By *leaningdutiesMan
7 weeks ago

South London

Morning all, day off today, off for a long run in the cold

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By *zami89Man
7 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

Good morning all of you lovely people we got the Friday feeling?

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By *carlettsWoman
7 weeks ago

Far away from home


"Good morning, I need all the coffee, our little one was a bit excited for her birthday and woke us at 4.30!!

Send coffee....

Mrs "

Aww bless happy birthday to your little one..can I get a coffee too please

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By *iandti2023Couple
7 weeks ago

Wokingham

Happy Friday everyone!!!

United States 🇺🇸 here I come!! Will get through a podcast or two

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By *awammanMan
7 weeks ago

monkton

Morning all

Thank f**k it’s Friday lol!!!

I’ve got that morning glory feeling!!!

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By *ust another WonkoMan
7 weeks ago

here and there

Can I just go back to bed?

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By *aven. OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"But why is the rum always gone!?!"

Because I drank it!

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By *aven. OP   Woman
7 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Morning...no rum.. Or penis here "

I'll share some rum with you.

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By *awammanMan
7 weeks ago

monkton

If the Rum is gone and it’s penis time, just replace the R with a C and you will be fine!!!

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By *ootyfruityCouple
7 weeks ago

andover

Morning! Iv had to stay up as on the night shift tonight 😭 flagging now though!

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By *linyMan
7 weeks ago

Manchester/London

Good morning everyone, have a fabulous day

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By *awammanMan
7 weeks ago

monkton

I’ll share some penis with you!!!

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By *ysizeMan
7 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)


"It's god dam freezing, I love it.

Just the small little thing of work to get through, then it's rum and penis time!!!!

For some I'm sure anyway.

Morning!!!"

Who are you? Who is this chirpy happy little song bird?

What have you done with the real Raven??

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
7 weeks ago

Southampton


"It's god dam freezing, I love it.

Just the small little thing of work to get through, then it's rum and penis time!!!!

For some I'm sure anyway.

Morning!!!"

Good grief that's altogether far too cheerful this early Raven 🤣🤣

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By *jk1978Couple
7 weeks ago

Cheshire

Happy Friday everyone hope it’s a good one

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By *ot MediterraneanCouple
7 weeks ago

Bedfordshire

Morning all 😁

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By *hePleasurerMan
7 weeks ago

Cheshire

I was hoping for vodka and pussy time. Shaken but not stirred, of course.

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By *cots99Man
7 weeks ago

London

Rum and penis time? I always find it stings a bit when you dip your penis in rum.

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By *osey WalesMan
7 weeks ago

Surrey


"It's god dam freezing, I love it.

Just the small little thing of work to get through, then it's rum and penis time!!!!

For some I'm sure anyway.

Morning!!!"

It is chilly out this morning.

That pesky work getting in the way..

I have lots of rum and i'm the custodian of a little bit of penis

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By *haiababeWoman
7 weeks ago

North devon

Morning everyone.

Thank god its friday and the kids are going to their dads after school for the weekend.

Sonit me time for a few days.

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By *avebig303Man
7 weeks ago

darlington

Morningggg all!!!

The only thing better than a Friday morning… a Friday night after work is finished

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By *peak and SpellCouple
7 weeks ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Morning everyone.

I love the cold ❤️

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
7 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Morning!

It is cold but im pretty sure if it gets warm I'll die, so keep the cold at minus temp please.

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By *eliWoman
7 weeks ago

.

Yeah it is! And the weekend (almost). Hope you find some penis Op.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
7 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

There's frost. I almost wish I worked indoors.

Morning.

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By *adyluck..Woman
7 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

Good morning all and happy Friday day of rest maybe a penis later today if I'm good lol

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By *r Mind CandyMan
7 weeks ago

Cheshire

Good morning all,

No penis for me either, just my normal cornflakes.

Happy Friday 🥰

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By *ripfillMan
7 weeks ago

havant

Hi all and indeed OP

love rum but not at 7.44 am sadly but love a stiff coffee …

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By *uggy 555Man
7 weeks ago

Swansea

Morning one and all a nice warm cupa to start the day

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By *eardedguy800Man
7 weeks ago

Kidderminster

Happy Friday

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By *oodo69Man
7 weeks ago

London (visiting very often)


"It's god dam freezing, I love it.

Just the small little thing of work to get through, then it's rum and penis time!!!!

For some I'm sure anyway.

Morning!!!"

Good morning gorgeous!

Nothing better than the Friday fun day feeling xx

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
7 weeks ago

Tamworth

Morning all! Off today, still awake at the usual time but I have the best weekend planned so can’t complain.

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
7 weeks ago

Brum

Well I have just had a lovely Lotus Biscoff croissant and on first coffee.

No peni for me x

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By *r John WickMan
7 weeks ago

The Continental

Good morning Rum N Raven.

It’s quite a coincidence……..

There’s a small matter of Friday between me and getting rum and penis.

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By *hagTonightMan
7 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

Go moning shaggers

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By *d mirerMan
7 weeks ago

lost

Good morning

Double espresso necked followed by a long walk over the hills . Cold but lovey and crisp morning !

No rum or peni cocktail stick

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
7 weeks ago

Newcastle

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
7 weeks ago

Newcastle

‘Sunshine is heeeeeere, breakfast is neeeear’

Morning Raven and all - happy bloody Friday! 😍

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By *leaningdutiesMan
7 weeks ago

South London


"Morning all, day off today, off for a long run in the cold"

Update. 1hr46 mins Half marathon PB

Cold but enjoyable, off to enjoy the rest of the day

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By *LiamMan
7 weeks ago

Midlands

Good morning

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Morning all. A little fresh in the ninja lair today

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By *illy IdolMan
7 weeks ago

Midlands

Gooooooooooodddddd morningggg!!

It's a beautiful blue sky where I am this morning. 🤞 you get your rum and penis

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Good morning

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By *imples24Man
7 weeks ago

tamworth

Morning has broken 🎵

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By *ea monkeyMan
7 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve got coffee, penis and cocktails planned for today. A happy weekend indeed

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
7 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I’m froze…

Give me the rum.

You can stick the penis up your arse.

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By *r Mind CandyMan
7 weeks ago

Cheshire


"I’m froze…

Give me the rum.

You can stick the penis up your arse."

If I could do that I’d never leave the house 😳

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By *rthur30Man
7 weeks ago

Warrington

Mornings are sh*t. Whoever invented them should be made to stand on the naughty step.

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By *aul.J.JMan
7 weeks ago

Sedgley

Morning I think it's acceptable to drink rum to warm up prior to work...

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