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"Best tips for getting blood out of a carpet??" Dry or wet | |||
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"......gets popcorn, awaits channel 4 documentary "No way am I appearing on Crimewatch again!!! (Hence the tips) | |||
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"Best tips for getting blood out of a carpet?? Dry or wet " Wet | |||
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"......gets popcorn, awaits channel 4 documentary
No way am I appearing on Crimewatch again!!! (Hence the tips) "Replace carpet. Use old one for the corpse. Take to Halton Moor. Local youths will burn it for you free of charge  | |||
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"Hmmm...perhaps sodium bicarbonate with apple cider vinegar followed by a scrub?" I don't have those to hand, maybe should have planned that in advance  | |||
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"Assuming it’s just a small amount… 😅 Cold water and salt. Failing that, Dr Beckmanns carpet cleaner" I'm thinking it would just be easier to roll the carpet up | |||
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"Best tips for getting blood out of a carpet?? Dry or wet Wet "Gotta dab it up with tissue or something then get some soapy hot water and let it soak for a few minutes and it should be able to absorb it | |||
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"Assuming it’s just a small amount… 😅 Cold water and salt. Failing that, Dr Beckmanns carpet cleaner I'm thinking it would just be easier to roll the carpet up " | |||
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"......gets popcorn, awaits channel 4 documentary
No way am I appearing on Crimewatch again!!! (Hence the tips)
Replace carpet. Use old one for the corpse. Take to Halton Moor. Local youths will burn it for you free of charge "I'm not venturing to that he'll hole, I wouldn't get out alive | |||
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"Best tips for getting blood out of a carpet?? Dry or wet Wet
Gotta dab it up with tissue or something then get some soapy hot water and let it soak for a few minutes and it should be able to absorb it "Going to be dabbing for a while! | |||
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"I know a guy by the name of Winston Wolf..." That's my uncle | |||
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"Free the sparkle! I'm sure the mutilation was justified "Absolutely  | |||
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"Roll the body up in it and sink it in a lake !!! Oh, did I get the wrong impression lol "I don't think the lake is deep enough 🤔🤔 | |||
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy..." Does he have a van?? | |||
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"Just leave the country on a fake passport." Where can I get one at short notice?? | |||
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"Just leave the country on a fake passport. Where can I get one at short notice??" Best ask Sir Tootus. | |||
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy... Does he have a van??" He does! | |||
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy... Does he have a van?? He does! " Does he do passports? | |||
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy... Does he have a van?? He does! Does he do passports?" He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too. | |||
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy... Does he have a van?? He does! Does he do passports? He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too." See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must | |||
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy... Does he have a van?? He does! Does he do passports? He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too. See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must "Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice. 😞 | |||
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"Hmmm...perhaps sodium bicarbonate with apple cider vinegar followed by a scrub?" ^ | |||
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy... Does he have a van?? He does! Does he do passports? He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too. See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must
Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice. 😞
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy... Does he have a van?? He does! Does he do passports? He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too. See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must
Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice.
"Did not think I'd be role-playing as the, I know a guy person tonight. 🤣 But it's fun so who cares.! | |||
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"Best tips for getting blood out of a carpet??" A certain well known Italian fraternity might be able to advise | |||
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"Best tips for getting blood out of a carpet?? A certain well known Italian fraternity might be able to advise " How do you say help in Italian | |||
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy... Does he have a van?? He does! Does he do passports? He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too. See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must
Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice.
Did not think I'd be role-playing as the, I know a guy person tonight. 🤣
But it's fun so who cares.!"It's all fun and games until they catch you | |||
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy... Does he have a van?? He does! Does he do passports? He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too. See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must
Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice.
Did not think I'd be role-playing as the, I know a guy person tonight. 🤣
But it's fun so who cares.!
It's all fun and games until they catch you "Well they won't catch you, my guy is an expert. | |||
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy... Does he have a van?? He does! Does he do passports? He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too. See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must
Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice.
Did not think I'd be role-playing as the, I know a guy person tonight. 🤣
But it's fun so who cares.!
It's all fun and games until they catch you
Well they won't catch you, my guy is an expert. "That's what they all say | |||
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"Clean the sharp knife you were previously using, move the sideboard and cut a square in carpet from underneath and also cut similar square at bloody mark, swap patches, blood disappeared job done. Use fly spray under sideboard now and again when the heating comes on, you don't want blow flies "It's a blooming big square | |||
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy... Does he have a van?? He does! Does he do passports? He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too. See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must
Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice.
Did not think I'd be role-playing as the, I know a guy person tonight. 🤣
But it's fun so who cares.!
It's all fun and games until they catch you
Well they won't catch you, my guy is an expert.
That's what they all say "I fell straight into that one. Well played | |||
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"Best tips for getting blood out of a carpet?? A certain well known Italian fraternity might be able to advise How do you say help in Italian "Just make them an offer they cannot refuse haha | |||
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"OK I promise I'm not wired but is I know a guy... Does he have a van?? He does! Does he do passports? He does indeed, He'd even set you up with a new name too. See that's the issue, I quite like my name but still if need must
Its a decent name to be honest but you don't have much choice.
Did not think I'd be role-playing as the, I know a guy person tonight. 🤣
But it's fun so who cares.!
It's all fun and games until they catch you
Well they won't catch you, my guy is an expert.
That's what they all say
I fell straight into that one.
Well played "Up there for thinking, down there for dancing | |||
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"Best tips for getting blood out of a carpet?? A certain well known Italian fraternity might be able to advise How do you say help in Italian
Just make them an offer they cannot refuse haha "Of to find some cotton wool for my cheeks | |||
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"Painting a skirting boards withput using tape?" It's not paint | |||
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"Painting a skirting boards withput using tape? It's not paint "What's the trick? | |||
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"Best tips for getting blood out of a carpet?? A certain well known Italian fraternity might be able to advise How do you say help in Italian
Just make them an offer they cannot refuse haha
Of to find some cotton wool for my cheeks "I’m so chuffed you got that | |||
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. " That more extreme than the way the blood ended up on the carpet | |||
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. That more extreme than the way the blood ended up on the carpet "Guaranteed to remove the blood from the carpet though. 🤷♂️ *and the carpet from the floor. **and the floor from the house. ***and the house from Leeds ****and Leeds from the face of the earth. | |||
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. That more extreme than the way the blood ended up on the carpet
Guaranteed to remove the blood from the carpet though. 🤷♂️
*and the carpet from the floor.
**and the floor from the house.
***and the house from Leeds
****and Leeds from the face of the earth. "Always a positive | |||
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. That more extreme than the way the blood ended up on the carpet "Are you going to let the secret slip what actually happened or is it top secret 🤫 | |||
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"Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. That more extreme than the way the blood ended up on the carpet
Guaranteed to remove the blood from the carpet though. 🤷♂️
*and the carpet from the floor.
**and the floor from the house.
***and the house from Leeds
****and Leeds from the face of the earth.
Always a positive "Yep. And as it's getting colder there's nothing like a thermonuclear explosion to warm things up. 😁 | |||
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"Just leave the country on a fake passport. Where can I get one at short notice??" Too late. All internet traffic like this gets analysed and if necessary investigated! | |||
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"Best tips for getting blood out of a carpet??" Put a plastic sheet down before you American Psyco someone? | |||
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"Just leave the country on a fake passport. Where can I get one at short notice?? Too late. All internet traffic like this gets analysed and if necessary investigated!" My guys an expert, she longer exists now. | |||
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"Best tips for getting blood out of a carpet??" Do you need a number for a new patio also? | |||
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