FabSwingers.com forum: Humans - can you lick your own bumpussy?

By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
16 weeks ago

St Leonards

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By *nya NeesWoman
16 weeks ago

Brum

🤣🤣🤣

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By *vaRose43Woman
16 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

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By *illy IdolMan
16 weeks ago

Midlands

Most struggled to suck their own cock, so they've got no chance.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
16 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

It would save me a fiver

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
16 weeks ago

St Leonards

"It would save me a fiver "

Just to clarify - you don't mean the bunny from Watership Down, right Glow?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Doing it right now.

Mrs TMN x

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
16 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"It would save me a fiver

Just to clarify - you don't mean the bunny from Watership Down, right Glow?"

Is that a Wetherspoons?

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By *ohnny_nicecockMan
16 weeks ago

Cock Town

Was this posted by a cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Yes, saves thousands on toilet roll.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
16 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Yes, saves thousands on toilet roll."

Fancy a snog?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
16 weeks ago

chichester

I saw a man eat his own head

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By *ffervescentMan
16 weeks ago

winfrith

No absolutely impossible, I know what comes out of it .

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
16 weeks ago

Leeds

I like to go to vegan restaurants and stare at people while I bite my own toenails.

The mr

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
16 weeks ago

chichester

"No absolutely impossible, I know what comes out of it ."

Douche

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
16 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I like to go to vegan restaurants and stare at people while I bite my own toenails.

The mr "

Do you then rotate the tongue/toenail dregs on your bumpussy Mr?

I would imagine (being the sort with perhaps a highly active imagination) that the extra abrasiveness from the toenail flakes adds to the overall experience?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
16 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I saw a man eat his own head "

I've been trying really hard for a comeback on this, but I got absolutely nuthin'

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
16 weeks ago

chichester

"I saw a man eat his own head

I've been trying really hard for a comeback on this, but I got absolutely nuthin'

Did I win the internet today

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
16 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I saw a man eat his own head

I've been trying really hard for a comeback on this, but I got absolutely nuthin'

Did I win the internet today "

Well, you're in the quarter-finals.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy go Neek Ole Arrrrrrrrrrse.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
16 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy go Neek Ole Arrrrrrrrrrse."

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By *ggdrasil66Man
16 weeks ago

Saltdean

So a man walks into a pub, and there is a dog laying against the foot of the bar, licking its own balls. I wish I could do that, said the man. Chuck him a biscuit and he might let you, said the dog’s owner.

It’s the way I tell em!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
16 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I can. I can do half a dozen impossible things before breakfast every day. But then, I'm more of a metaphor than a human. Just ask the people I've seen over the years...

"Ooh I metaphor coffee. She drank tea"

"D? Yeah, metaphor a game of pool - she turned up in a bikini. What a rack!"

"Davina? Oh yes, I metaphor sex. Amazing bumpussy! She licked it for hours. Changed my life..."

Etc.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
16 weeks ago

The Continental

Of course I can.

What freak of nature can’t?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
16 weeks ago

St Leonards

A late start from Davina and John, but worth the wait

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
16 weeks ago

St Leonards

"So a man walks into a pub, and there is a dog laying against the foot of the bar, licking its own balls. I wish I could do that, said the man. Chuck him a biscuit and he might let you, said the dog’s owner.

It’s the way I tell em!

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By *endalshaggersCouple
16 weeks ago

Lake District

Morning all

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
16 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Morning all

And a lovely morning it is too.

But can you lick your own bumpussy?

💋

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By *ffervescentMan
16 weeks ago

winfrith

"No absolutely impossible, I know what comes out of it .

Touche

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really en guarde

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
16 weeks ago

Always on the move

I can't even tie my laces

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By *ffervescentMan
16 weeks ago

winfrith

"I saw a man eat his own head "
Was he a can I ball ?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
16 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I saw a man eat his own head Was he a can I ball ?"

Jesus Christ that's bad!!!

You've made it to the quarter-finals as well though....

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
16 weeks ago

The Continental

"A late start from Davina and John, but worth the wait

I was pre-occupied with the cricket, and it’s insanity.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazon OP Man
16 weeks ago

St Leonards

"A late start from Davina and John, but worth the wait

I was pre-occupied with the cricket, and it’s insanity."

Init just. A double and a triple.

And for once on FAB that's nothing to do with willies.

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