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"I'll barter you the cake for my cat whose just thrown up on the kitchen counter after I cleaned it. " It's a tough one but I'll take it. Anything to sell the person below? | |||
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"I'll give you a tenner .. as long as its not too coconutty " Oooo good offer! Any old shi... er... 'stuff' to sell to the next person? | |||
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"I have a retro casio calculator watch .. has a high reserve price though" David Dickinson voice... "Is it the grey rubber keyed one or the plastic black keys?" | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? " Recyling is important, maybe someone will give you something for the metal at the very least... | |||
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"I have a retro casio calculator watch .. has a high reserve price though David Dickinson voice... "Is it the grey rubber keyed one or the plastic black keys?"" Black keys David,its a classy timepiece. | |||
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"I have a retro casio calculator watch .. has a high reserve price though David Dickinson voice... "Is it the grey rubber keyed one or the plastic black keys?" Black keys David,its a classy timepiece. " Hopefully a watch expert will come into the forum and offer you somthing for that BObby WaaZZZler! good luck ! | |||
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"I have a retro casio calculator watch .. has a high reserve price though David Dickinson voice... "Is it the grey rubber keyed one or the plastic black keys?" Black keys David,its a classy timepiece. " I'll trade you for a non working but still highly attractive stylophone | |||
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"I have a retro casio calculator watch .. has a high reserve price though David Dickinson voice... "Is it the grey rubber keyed one or the plastic black keys?" Black keys David,its a classy timepiece. I'll trade you for a non working but still highly attractive stylophone" Politely declining that .. dont know what a Stylophone is  | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? " Does it run slow or fast ? | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ?" David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol" Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had " Lol you need your own comedy show   | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had Lol you need your own comedy show "Double act ? | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had Lol you need your own comedy show
Double act ? "Lol sure ! | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had Lol you need your own comedy show
Double act ?
Lol sure ! "Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had Lol you need your own comedy show
Double act ?
Lol sure !
Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice "Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much! Prawn Cracker! Pffftt! | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had Lol you need your own comedy show
Double act ?
Lol sure !
Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice
Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!
Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!"Did I get the clock by the way. | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had Lol you need your own comedy show
Double act ?
Lol sure !
Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice
Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!
Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!
Did I get the clock by the way. "I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet! | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had Lol you need your own comedy show
Double act ?
Lol sure !
Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice
Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!
Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!
Did I get the clock by the way.
I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet! "I never clocked it was a hot woman selling the clock | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had Lol you need your own comedy show
Double act ?
Lol sure !
Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice
Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!
Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!
Did I get the clock by the way.
I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet!
I never clocked it was a hot woman selling the clock "Her nails gave it away... She takes pride in her appearance... And she's no photos... Probably so sexy she'd melt the website.  | |||
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"Is the cake still available? I’ll gladly offer a cup of tea ( proper proper tea) and also shortbread finger. Snog optional " I've found another cake here which you may have! Mmm proper tea! I love tisses! | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had Lol you need your own comedy show
Double act ?
Lol sure !
Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice
Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!
Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!
Did I get the clock by the way.
I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet!
I never clocked it was a hot woman selling the clock
Her nails gave it away... She takes pride in her appearance... And she's no photos... Probably so sexy she'd melt the website. "I never clocked the nails hang on | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had Lol you need your own comedy show
Double act ?
Lol sure !
Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice
Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!
Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!
Did I get the clock by the way.
I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet!
I never clocked it was a hot woman selling the clock
Her nails gave it away... She takes pride in her appearance... And she's no photos... Probably so sexy she'd melt the website.
I never clocked the nails hang on "And I've no photos either so assumptions please | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had Lol you need your own comedy show
Double act ?
Lol sure !
Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice
Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!
Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!
Did I get the clock by the way.
I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet!
I never clocked it was a hot woman selling the clock
Her nails gave it away... She takes pride in her appearance... And she's no photos... Probably so sexy she'd melt the website.
I never clocked the nails hang on "Her profile also says she's eccentric... Probably one of those eccentric billionaresses... | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had Lol you need your own comedy show
Double act ?
Lol sure !
Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice
Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!
Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!
Did I get the clock by the way. "Yes, the clock is all yours! I can post it either whole. Or dismantle it to fit in a small jiffy bag if more convenient? | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had Lol you need your own comedy show
Double act ?
Lol sure !
Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice
Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!
Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!
Did I get the clock by the way.
I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet!
I never clocked it was a hot woman selling the clock
Her nails gave it away... She takes pride in her appearance... And she's no photos... Probably so sexy she'd melt the website.
I never clocked the nails hang on
And I've no photos either so assumptions please "Ohhh I'd say you're a straight guy in your 60's, probably about 5ft 8 and a non smoker... | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had Lol you need your own comedy show
Double act ?
Lol sure !
Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice
Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!
Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!
Did I get the clock by the way.
Yes, the clock is all yours! I can post it either whole. Or dismantle it to fit in a small jiffy bag if more convenient? "Dismantle sympathetically? | |||
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"I've a metal wall clock that doesn't hold the time very well. And it's not partially attractive either. But I am a bit of a hoarder so it's not made it to the bin yet... Any offers? Does it run slow or fast ? David Dickson voice... "Now i dont mean to but in but does it make a difference whether the watch is slow or fast? - The thing is fucked surely?". Lol Well if it's running slow I'd have lived longer than I thought I had Lol you need your own comedy show
Double act ?
Lol sure !
Can you say that in a David Dickinson voice
Lol, have you seen Keith Lemons' impression of dickinson? That's why I'm laughing so much!
Prawn Cracker! Pffftt!
Did I get the clock by the way.
I duno... the hot woman selling it hasn't been back yet!
I never clocked it was a hot woman selling the clock
Her nails gave it away... She takes pride in her appearance... And she's no photos... Probably so sexy she'd melt the website.
I never clocked the nails hang on
And I've no photos either so assumptions please
Ohhh I'd say you're a straight guy in your 60's, probably about 5ft 8 and a non smoker... "Wow it's like you know me. | |||
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"I have a retro casio calculator watch .. has a high reserve price though David Dickinson voice... "Is it the grey rubber keyed one or the plastic black keys?" Black keys David,its a classy timepiece. I'll trade you for a non working but still highly attractive stylophone Politely declining that .. dont know what a Stylophone is "An old boy living in the road behind me used to give stylophone concerts to groups of neighbours etc. to raise money for charity. He meant well but they were bloody excruciating to listen to! | |||
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