FabSwingers.com forum: What's your excuse?

By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

Now we have the mail trail visible on profiles, people can no longer use the excuse of not knowing they have messaged you before or the context of your previous interactions.

So what's an appropriate excuse for double messaging now? Wrong answers only..

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
8 weeks ago

wonderland.

You don't get mail trail if not a site supporter though.

But on topic

I thought you must have accidentally not replied

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
8 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Sorry. You look like some chick I banged round the back of Asda last week.

My mistake.

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By *imples24Man
8 weeks ago

tamworth

Wasn’t me the dog must have done it

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By *ea monkeyMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s really important that you read these messages…

Have you heard the good news?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"Sorry. You look like some chick I banged round the back of Asda last week.

My mistake. "

Asda instead of Tescos is an easy mistake to make.. allowed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"Wasn’t me the dog must have done it"

Is the dog called Shaggy?

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By *ohnny_nicecockMan
8 weeks ago

Cock Town

"Sorry. You look like some chick I banged round the back of Asda last week.

My mistake.

Asda instead of Tescos is an easy mistake to make.. allowed."

Every little helps...

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By *imples24Man
8 weeks ago

tamworth

"Wasn’t me the dog must have done it

Is the dog called Shaggy?"

🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻

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By *agatoXXXMan
8 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Please explain "mail trail" for us lesser mortals.

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By *oodmessMan
8 weeks ago

yumsville

You accidentally bulk deleted your messages and couldn't remember my name, so replying again to your blindfold, cheating, pissing, no douche, anal to mouth gangbang meet...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
8 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Please explain "mail trail" for us lesser mortals."

If you've messaged someone you'll see the first couple of lines at the top of the screen whenever you click on their profile.

Think it lasts about 6 months ish from memory.

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

You ignored my previous 20 messages so I’m sending a 21st.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"Please explain "mail trail" for us lesser mortals."

You can now click on inbox history on someone's profile. It shows you the whole email trail between you even if the messages have been deleted.

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By *agatoXXXMan
8 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Please explain "mail trail" for us lesser mortals.

If you've messaged someone you'll see the first couple of lines at the top of the screen whenever you click on their profile.

Think it lasts about 6 months ish from memory.

Ah. That won't concern me, thanks to my lack of messages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"You ignored my previous 20 messages so I’m sending a 21st. "

Unlucky.. 22 is the magic number I've heard.

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

"You ignored my previous 20 messages so I’m sending a 21st.

Unlucky.. 22 is the magic number I've heard."

Bastard, I got blocked. She’ll have to miss out on my witty prose, and jolly entertaining flanter that would have come in message 22

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By *endalshaggersCouple
8 weeks ago

Kendal

You've signed up for mail marketing from us, so we're sending out thus week's message to you for your enjoyment!

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
8 weeks ago

District 13

My dog ate my account 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

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By *ust another WonkoMan
8 weeks ago

here and there

Because I'm wonko and I'm allowed too!

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By *anchesterGuy1Man
8 weeks ago

Manchester

At this point I'd welcome spam mail on here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"My dog ate my account 🤷🏽‍♂️😂"

What did he eat? How did he eat it? Is your account actually your penis?

So many questions..

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By *rchie300Man
8 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Yeah so I fell in a rabbit hutch and got locked in 😂

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

My mum sent it

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
8 weeks ago

District 13

"My dog ate my account 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

What did he eat? How did he eat it? Is your account actually your penis?

So many questions.."

He got digitised and zapped into my phone/laptop and literally got onto my fab account and ate all messages both sent, received and any traces 🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"Yeah so I fell in a rabbit hutch and got locked in 😂"

So your rabbit sent it

makes sense, they do like a carrot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"My mum sent it

Your mom has good taste.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm so sorry, it was an accident. My Fufu clip popped off and my penis fell across the keyboard...

Honestly, 21st century problems...

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
8 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I just wanted to confirm with a face pic message that no one can really be that ugly with just one head.

Thanks in advance, ugly.

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By *LiamMan
8 weeks ago

Midlands

Was in my past life

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
8 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I was just wondering if you like mashed potato.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
8 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I accidentally dropped a shortbread finger on my keyboard and it amazingly typed out a message when it landed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"I just wanted to confirm with a face pic message that no one can really be that ugly with just one head.

Thanks in advance, ugly."

Two bellends are better than one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"I was just wondering if you like mashed potato."

Mashed potato = mashed badger

Allowed.

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By *r Mind CandyMan
8 weeks ago

Cheshire

Them bloody Russian’s must have hacked my account….. again!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Um….I have an OCD related compulsive disorder and simply HAVE to perform all actions twice…

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
8 weeks ago

Sussex

I've updated my gallery of dick pics. since my last message. (yesterday)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"Um….I have an OCD related compulsive disorder and simply HAVE to perform all actions twice…"

Your once, twice, three times you don't bother a lady.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

So what's an appropriate excuse for double messaging now? Wrong answers only.."

I know I’ve copy and paste messaged before, but I’m like a dog with two dicks, and every woman I’ve messaged has ignored the gob shite I spiel, so here’s copy and paste round two. I’ll apologise now in advance because I don’t have a fucking clue what I’m doing nor how to talk to women, so I’ll probably message you about another four times.

The mr

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By *ittlebirdWoman
8 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

But that question I asked you is REALLY important…

Yawn

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By *aizyWoman
8 weeks ago

west midlands

I msged you yesterday and the day before and the day before... but, today is a new day, so hi again.

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By *imply DeeWoman
8 weeks ago

Wherever

Too shy to respond.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"But that question I asked you is REALLY important…

Yawn "

But what is the important question? I never get past the can I ask one stage

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By *agnar73Man
8 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Please explain "mail trail" for us lesser mortals.

You can now click on inbox history on someone's profile. It shows you the whole email trail between you even if the messages have been deleted."

Ah. Given up on fab messaging for moment but might be handy to know who not to message

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Because I'm desperate and the 500 men & women in a 50 mile radius didn't reply to my gaping arsehole pic so I'm sending my smashed kebab this time.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"Because I'm desperate and the 500 men & women in a 50 mile radius didn't reply to my gaping arsehole pic so I'm sending my smashed kebab this time.

Mrs "

Personally, I

the smashed kebab look.. especially if it's got a bit of sauce seeping out.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Because I'm desperate and the 500 men & women in a 50 mile radius didn't reply to my gaping arsehole pic so I'm sending my smashed kebab this time.

Mrs

Personally, I

the smashed kebab look.. especially if it's got a bit of sauce seeping out."

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I know you’ve been messaged before from this account but I’m schizophrenic. Thought I’d see if you’re interested in me as you clearly weren’t interested in me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"I know you’ve been messaged before from this account but I’m schizophrenic. Thought I’d see if you’re interested in me as you clearly weren’t interested in me. "

That's only acceptable with a doctors note.

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
8 weeks ago

City Centre

Hi I'm Dory. P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Can I ask you a question?

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By *ou only live onceMan
8 weeks ago

London

You probably just missed this, but I know you meant to reply...

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By *illDoXXXMan
8 weeks ago

Preston

I’m bored/horny/desperate/ stupid.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
8 weeks ago

St Leonards

I know I've messaged you before, but I've noticed you get less fabs for your foof now it looks like a Rottweiler's mangled chops.

So I reckon the odds for me banging you have improved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"I know I've messaged you before, but I've noticed you get less fabs for your foof now it looks like a Rottweiler's mangled chops.

So I reckon the odds for me banging you have improved. "

Catching us when we are desperate is a good plan.. allowed.

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By *_hot_hornyCouple
8 weeks ago

Birmingham

Given your age, thought it best to send again in case you forgot about the message that was sent 30 minutes ago

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By *ascaIMan
8 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

I’d probably just own it and admit I’m thick as pig shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"I’d probably just own it and admit I’m thick as pig shit. "

Accountability is good

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

If I receive not response from a message or its deleted, I will take it as not interested.

I would only send a 2nd message in response to a status that's asking a question

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