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Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks again 👍🏻

Simply say that you’re in before sitting with a distinctly stern and unapproachable look about you whilst glaring at one another in barely veiled disgust.

You might like to exclaim an occasional huff or an abrupt sarcastic comment which some other miserable bugger here might choose to respond to or else ignore you in utter contempt; it’s all good and entirely up to you how to express your disdain at every bastard who joins in.

Make it so you miserable sods 👍🏻😜

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By *rightonsteveMan
14 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh god, another frap thread. Why can’t people think of anything interesting? A no any thread with no any replies? I don’t know why I bother. It wasn’t like this in the good old days.

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By *rightonsteveMan
14 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

And if that ^^^ can be deciphered! Bloody automatic voice controlled AI apple shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Wonko’s in

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

In my day you took what you got and you got what you git

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
14 weeks ago

Worcestershire

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"And if that ^^^ can be deciphered! Bloody automatic voice controlled AI apple shite! "

Proof old people and technology don't mix

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By *rightonsteveMan
14 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Wonko’s in"
….the shit again.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Ey up good folks again 👍🏻

Simply say that you’re in before sitting with a distinctly stern and unapproachable look about you whilst glaring at one another in barely veiled disgust.

Make it so you miserable sods 👍🏻😜"

You look like you got the whole world on your shoulders there... AND the rest

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By *rightonsteveMan
14 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"And if that ^^^ can be deciphered! Bloody automatic voice controlled AI apple shite!

Proof old people and technology don't mix"

HOW DARE YOU!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*sneering whilst picking left nostril nonchalantly

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By *ools and the brainCouple
14 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

SHUT UP YOU NOISY BUGGERS.

I'm trying to take a nap.

( Shake's fist angrily)

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Skips past the miserable bastard thread to the next one.....🤪

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By *rightonsteveMan
14 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don’t know why anyone bothered posting tbh. I start loads of threads and always get a duck. My ‘ceps are bigger than his too.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
14 weeks ago

Essex

It’s a bit cold in here.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I don’t know why anyone bothered posting tbh. I start loads of threads and always get a duck. My ‘ceps are bigger than his too. "

I urinated in my sink earlier.

I know not how this relates to your response however as I didn’t bother to read it… 😜

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By *olinOfBathMan
14 weeks ago

Corsham

Broadband fees, for this.. ?

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By *ornucopiaMan
14 weeks ago

Bexley

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I urinated in my sink earlier.

I know not how this relates to your response however as I didn’t bother to read it… 😜"
How disgusting.

You should urinate into a mug and then wash it up in the sink!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I had a Space Hopper as a kid.

They were a really rather shitty and uneconomic form of locomotion weren’t they?

All that physical exertion and you moved barely a sodding foot in distance.

Hmmghh! 😡

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

...

I urinated in my sink earlier.

I know not how this relates to your response however as I didn’t bother to read it… 😜 How disgusting.

You should urinate into a mug and then wash it up in the sink!"

….or alternatively provide it to the next guest…. 👹👹

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By *ools and the brainCouple
14 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I had a Space Hopper as a kid.

They were a really rather shitty and uneconomic form of locomotion weren’t they?

All that physical exertion and you moved barely a sodding foot in distance.

Hmmghh! 😡"

Should have gotten a pogo stick.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
14 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Bloody kids!

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By *agatoXXXMan
14 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Wonko’s in"

I knew you would be, so you can shoulder the burden.

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By *ags73Man
14 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Must I? FFS.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
14 weeks ago

Basingstoke

...walks in

Glares at everyone in the room

Walks out and slams the door behind her....

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By *abioMan
14 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

The old gits avengers…

Captain apathy making an appearance ……

I’m make you all a brew….. if I could be bothered!!!!

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By *afkaMan
14 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

🖕

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
14 weeks ago

London

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By *ools and the brainCouple
14 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"The old gits avengers…

Captain apathy making an appearance ……

I’m make you all a brew….. if I could be bothered!!!!

Noo this tea is too strong/weak, too hot/cold

No sugar has sugar,it's in a cup not a mug.

Where's my biscuit?

And I wanted coffee

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14 weeks ago

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By *ir tootMan
14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

The fuck am i still alive for anyway?

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By *hGlobbitsMan
14 weeks ago

Leeds

Bah.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Still here

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Christmas soon... all those happy bastards walking about. Pahhhh Humbug (spits across the room - thudding someone on the back of the neck).

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

If I say I’m in, will you leave me alone?

FFS…..

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By *orphia2003Woman
14 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Finally, I'm home.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
14 weeks ago

St Leonards

Fuck off.

All of you.

Yeah - that means YOU!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
14 weeks ago

Poole

I asked the works group chat, the date of the Christmas do last night. The boss, sent 5 replies, saying things like, it's further up the chat, I'm not looking properly, ect ect. Another team mrmber did post eventualy. But why not just give the date? Why post a whole conversation about it snd not give it. = grumpy.

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