FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest requests??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

C'mon fess up your strangest requests on here

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

1. Are you fertile? Can I get you pregnant?

2. Will you humiliate me and my tiny dick (made me laugh just thinking about it, although in hindsight I think that's what he wanted lol)

I'm sure there's more. Ill keep thinking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody once messaged us asking to meet.... We were horrified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offering to do my housework is about the strangest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Are you fertile? Can I get you pregnant?

2. Will you humiliate me and my tiny dick (made me laugh just thinking about it, although in hindsight I think that's what he wanted lol)

I'm sure there's more. Ill keep thinking x "

Have had the first one before too (wondering if that should be a different thread or maybe a Jeremy Kyle show)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody once messaged us asking to meet.... We were horrified

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahaha are you fertile? That's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I think the strangest was asking if I could shit on his chest and fist his ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Offering to do my housework is about the strangest"
handy tho? Haha

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"But I think the strangest was asking if I could shit on his chest and fist his ass

At the same time?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure

but needless to say that was a firm no and block ( it was his first message too )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha im soooo glad im not the only one who gets guys wanting me to shit on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a dude asking if he could have a pic of me with a root vegetable up my bum hole. I sprayed my tea all over the laptop I was laughing so hard. I lurrrrve the weirdos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha im soooo glad im not the only one who gets guys wanting me to shit on them

Really yuk not my cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha im soooo glad im not the only one who gets guys wanting me to shit on them

Phew was thinking we were the only ones

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Guy wanted me to vomit over him....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy wanted me to vomit over him...."
haha serious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy wanted me to vomit over him...."

That's a new one

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Guy wanted me to vomit over him.... haha serious?"

Oh yeah..It was his 'thing'....

dirty bstard lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I daily get stuff from me fucking them up the bums with a strap on, to shitting on them to them doing more normal stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Are you fertile? Can I get you pregnant?

2. Will you humiliate me and my tiny dick (made me laugh just thinking about it, although in hindsight I think that's what he wanted lol)

I'm sure there's more. Ill keep thinking x "

Oh i had the humiliate thing with the small dick.....is that an really a turn on?? Oh well each to their own

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I've recently been getting messages from guys wanting me to lock them in my dungeon and punish them. Strange, as I am not a domme, and don't even have a dungeon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one Sunday offering to pay for me to meet with a prostitute then tell them all about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where to start

Worn knickers

Baby play

Mucky stuff yuk ewwwww

Take me shoe shopping, no sex just for him to drink champagne from shoes after I had worn them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on chat other night and had message of a guy wanting to watch me smoke wile he ate his own cum.....

didn't know weather to laugh or be sick!! another wanted to know if i had milk in my breast still after having a baby..blocked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone wanted to tattoo me and pleasure me at the same time, i often wonder if they actually meant at the exact same time.

i got offered 15 pairs of shoes last week too, whatever happened he wanted to give me the shoes, killer heels apparently, deleted the next day strangely

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I've had poo requests, baby play requests, a request to send my worn panties (and apparently from my time of the month would be best), and the lovely guy who offered me £50 to meet him!

Oh and there was the guy whho wanted me to fuck his arse with the heel of one of my shoes...

where do they get these ideas?

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Not from here, but I've had a guy on a social meet pull out a strap on in Costa, place it on the table, and ask if I'd use it on him when he took me dogging the following evening.

We'd never even discussed dogging, I was horrified!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had any strange messages myself(yet)lol but after reading some of the requests on here there are some disturbed people out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had someone ask me if I would punch them during sex!

Oh yes, I did ask where!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once had someone ask me if I would punch them during sex!

Oh yes, I did ask where!

Disclaimer: I never done it!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I had one off another site who wanted me to slap his cock and yank his balls really hard. Put me right off my stroke I can tell ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where to start

Worn knickers

Baby play

Mucky stuff yuk ewwwww

Take me shoe shopping, no sex just for him to drink champagne from shoes after I had worn them

I want to marry the shoe man!

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

"I had a dude asking if he could have a pic of me with a root vegetable up my bum hole. I sprayed my tea all over the laptop I was laughing so hard. I lurrrrve the weirdos

A fellow forumite can confirm that I have a serious knack for finding em! Tend to find and share so if ya ever need a giggle let us know lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Not from here, but I've had a guy on a social meet pull out a strap on in Costa, place it on the table, and ask if I'd use it on him when he took me dogging the following evening.

We'd never even discussed dogging, I was horrified!!!

And so was the barista!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a dude asking if he could have a pic of me with a root vegetable up my bum hole. I sprayed my tea all over the laptop I was laughing so hard. I lurrrrve the weirdos

A fellow forumite can confirm that I have a serious knack for finding em! Tend to find and share so if ya ever need a giggle let us know lol

Have you got the same stalker? I call him Ian Beale because he's always offering me fruit and veg

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

no strange requests, just strange people up here

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

"I had a dude asking if he could have a pic of me with a root vegetable up my bum hole. I sprayed my tea all over the laptop I was laughing so hard. I lurrrrve the weirdos

A fellow forumite can confirm that I have a serious knack for finding em! Tend to find and share so if ya ever need a giggle let us know lol

Have you got the same stalker? I call him Ian Beale because he's always offering me fruit and veg

No I just find some spectacular profiles!

No stalker as yet lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I used to have a little film clip with a guy getting punched several times in the balls whilst he came.. it was both funny and ouch at the same time.. so glad no one writes weird things to me. phew ..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had someone today say to me "Come up to my bedroom and have a look at the work i have done"

Got to admit it did work, was one way of instigating sex

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Threads like this make me glad that I am a guy and dont get many messages..

(That is not an invite for weirdos)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havent had any weird messages - count myself lucky.

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

It involved an animal and I politely refused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First message from 'him'.

Him "Ill put a cock cage on my cock and send you the keys so you cant send me them once every 6 months so I can wank but you MUST chat to me to make me VERY horny and VERY frustrated on here."

Me "Um! NO!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody once messaged us asking to meet.... We were horrified

No! Good grief that's utterly disgraceful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is not a copy of the message admin so dont ban me

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By *iamp86Man
over a year ago

preston

Sorry not had any weird messages on here yet ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady once wanted to drink my pee....got asked to kick some dude in the nuts at a fetish club....and had the can i get you pregnant mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to apologise for sending all those weird messages

Alternatively you can come round and shit on my chest, punch my balls, fuck me up the arse with your stiletto heels and slap my face with your period knickers to win the strangest request ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a great thread. I've had lots of random requests. As follows:

1. Can he buy my knickers after they have been worn.

2. Will I watch whilst they suck their own cock.

3. Will I watch them spunk in a cup and drink it.

4. Will I sit in his face and laugh at his tiny cock.

5. Can they get me pregnant.

You do get some strange eggs on ere lol welcome to the nuthouse!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had a request but have had someone ask me how many family members I have slept with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitting on someone????? What the bloody hell!!!!

I can't stop shaking my head in amazement why on earth would anyone want to be poo'd on. It's beyond me.

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