FabSwingers.com forum: I'm on a train

By *ruceyy OP Man
7 weeks ago

London

And I'm bored, tell me your fun train stories! Any sexy flirts, any toilet hook ups? Or do you just sit there like I do, asking others if they've ever been saucy on a train?! Natural thoughts right?!

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
7 weeks ago

Basingstoke

I don't have any naughty train stories, but I am very pleased that the train companies decided to get rid of those carriages with three seats - would make it almost impossible to get on Fabs if you were unlucky enough to land in a middle seat!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
7 weeks ago

North West

I've never been saucy on a train. The wheelchair space isn't very sexy. I mainly end up trying to prevent people from stacking suitcases around me.

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Where are you off to Brucey?

I tend to just tut and stare at noisy pricks, that’s as exciting as my trips get.

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By *ib.Man
7 weeks ago

Hampshire

I once fingered one of my filthy subs on the train.

Salami, pepperoni, provolone, lettuce, onions.

I miss her dearly.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
7 weeks ago

Wirral

I read the title of this thread in the voice of Dom Joly from his Trigger Happy days.

I'M ON A TRAIN!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
7 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The Signalman is a great sort of train story. Best watched in a dark room near Christmas

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By *adger BrocMan
7 weeks ago

Co. Cork

I keep dreaming that I am a train going in, backing out, and then back into a tunnel......

🚄🚇🚅

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
7 weeks ago

North West

I take sneaky videos of my boobs jiggling. 😂

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By *ib.Man
7 weeks ago

Hampshire

Just throwing this out there but if anyone wants to send me videos of their boobs jiggling I'm completely ok with that.

Preferably enough people to receive one ever 10 minutes of the day.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
7 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

We got an overnight train from Bangkok to Surit Thani, at the end of last year and booked a private cabin.

We had sex through the night, oral, missionary, C on top…it was fantastic to be on a train and just do what we wanted 😈

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Just throwing this out there but if anyone wants to send me videos of their boobs jiggling I'm completely ok with that.

Preferably enough people to receive one ever 10 minutes of the day."

Done

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By *ib.Man
7 weeks ago

Hampshire

"Just throwing this out there but if anyone wants to send me videos of their boobs jiggling I'm completely ok with that.

Preferably enough people to receive one ever 10 minutes of the day.

Done"

The true MVP.

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By *ib.Man
7 weeks ago

Hampshire

Bit more nip next time would be appreciated.

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By *elix SightedMan
7 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Bit more nip next time would be appreciated."

They’re still sore because I chew on them. Oo, where’s that bad habits thread.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
7 weeks ago

Newcastle

I met my long distance boyfriend (at the time) in a train station wearing a short dress. We got the train to another station together and I uncrossed my legs (basic instinct style) so he could see that I wasn’t wearing any knickers. The carriage was quite quiet so I let him have a little play

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By *ase4122Man
7 weeks ago

Lancashire

I had a bacon roll on a train once and it dropped tomato sauce on the floor, that kind of saucy??

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By *agatoXXXMan
7 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I met my long distance boyfriend (at the time) in a train station wearing a short dress. We got the train to another station together and I uncrossed my legs (basic instinct style) so he could see that I wasn’t wearing any knickers. The carriage was quite quiet so I let him have a little play

Why was he wearing a short dress?

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By *agatoXXXMan
7 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I had a bacon roll on a train once and it dropped tomato sauce on the floor, that kind of saucy??"

Sheer filth, putting sauce on a bacon roll...

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By *ase4122Man
7 weeks ago

Lancashire

"I had a bacon roll on a train once and it dropped tomato sauce on the floor, that kind of saucy??

Sheer filth, putting sauce on a bacon roll..."

Wtf, sauceless

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
7 weeks ago

Newcastle

Why was he wearing a short dress?

Alas… it was me wearing the short dress

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By *ruceyy OP Man
7 weeks ago

London

You are fucking joking?

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By *ornycougaWoman
7 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

I gave an erstwhile FB a BJ on the Sutton to London Bridge train in an empty carriage. I think the pic or vid is still on his profile 🤔

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
7 weeks ago

Newcastle

You are fucking joking?"

No 100% true

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By *ookie46Woman
7 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I gave an erstwhile FB a BJ on the Sutton to London Bridge train in an empty carriage. I think the pic or vid is still on his profile 🤔"

I’ve just had a flashback to this story from Saturday

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
7 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I take sneaky videos of my boobs jiggling. 😂"

I would NEVER do such a thing. Train boobs, disgusting.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ase4122Man
7 weeks ago

Lancashire

"I take sneaky videos of my boobs jiggling. 😂

I would NEVER do such a thing. Train boobs, disgusting.

Mrs TMN x"

East coast mainline??

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
7 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I take sneaky videos of my boobs jiggling. 😂

I would NEVER do such a thing. Train boobs, disgusting.

Mrs TMN x

East coast mainline??"

Nah, bus replacement service

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By *ase4122Man
7 weeks ago

Lancashire

"I take sneaky videos of my boobs jiggling. 😂

I would NEVER do such a thing. Train boobs, disgusting.

Mrs TMN x

East coast mainline??

Nah, bus replacement service

Lol

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By *ustardCream88Man
7 weeks ago

Greater Manchester

I was on a train once quite a while back, I was sat on the aisle seat and there was a women sat on the aisle seat about 10 seats in front, but on the opposite side and facing me. I was early twenties at the time and she was as well. We made eye contact and I thought she was gorgeous. For the next 20-30 minutes or so we kept catching each other looking and making eye contact and smiling. When it was coming to my stop, I thought fuck it, I'll try and get her number. If she says no and I get embarrassed, at least I'm getting off and never see her again. I made the phone gesture to my ear and she smiles and nods! So I grab my things and walk to the exit past her, and she's collecting her belongings too and it turns out she's getting off there too. We start chatting and actually hit it off. I had a ride waiting for me so we swap numbers and go out separate ways. Unfortunately, it wasn't meant to be as we could never find a mutually convenient time to meet up as well lived in different towns and I worked away quite a lot. Eventually it just fizzled out. It was a shame because she was gorgeous!

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
7 weeks ago

Manchester

The only train story I (him) have is not a saucy one.

About 15 or so years ago I was sat near the door that led to where the toilet was. An unbelievably beautiful woman came through the carriage and walked past me, through the door and to the toilet. I still to this day, have only seen a few women that come close to being as stunning as her. She was incredibly pretty, had hardly or perhaps no makeup on. She didn't need it. She had a figure to die for and was dressed to kill. She looked like an angel, everyone in the carriage had their eyes on her. She smelled amazing too. I couldn't wait for her to come back through so I could catch another glimpse of her.

She came back through the door and started to make her way up the aisle, back towards her carriage. The slight breeze her passing created carried with it the lovely smell of her perfume, swiftly followed by what I imagine a rotting corpse would smell like. It was fucking putrid. Only once or twice in my life have I created a smell so foul.

My mouth (i'm not a mouth breather by the way) was slightly open. I smelt AND tasted it. I gagged and almost threw up. She was obviously aware of how bad the smell was and also heard me gag. I wasn't the only one that caught the smell. The lady was clearly embarrassed and sped up to almost a jog.

I couldn't help the gag, it was my body's reaction to the smell and taste of whatever unholy creature had crawled up her arse and died. I felt really sorry for her and still do a little bit. It must have been awful for her.

Anyway, that's my completely unsaucy train story.

P.s I still would have let her sit on my face

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By *ustardCream88Man
7 weeks ago

Greater Manchester

"The only train story I (him) have is not a saucy one.

Anyway, that's my completely unsaucy train story.

P.s I still would have let her sit on my face"

Oh God the horror 😂😂

Hopefully after she's showered and not straight after the toilet incident

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By *hesubtlegentMan
7 weeks ago

surrey

I fucked a fb on the tube years ago. Also got a bj off an ex between stations. The carriages were empty at the time so we made the most of it.

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
7 weeks ago

Manchester

"P.s I still would have let her sit on my face

Oh God the horror 😂😂

Hopefully after she's showered and not straight after the toilet incident "

Preferably after a shower but she looked like if Mila Kunis went up a fair few dress sizes, my idea of perfect.

I'm almost ashamed to say it but if Mila Kunis said "listen i've just had a stinking shit, lie down and let me sit on your face"... i'd lie down.

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By *ustardCream88Man
7 weeks ago

Greater Manchester

"P.s I still would have let her sit on my face

Oh God the horror 😂😂

Hopefully after she's showered and not straight after the toilet incident

Preferably after a shower but she looked like if Mila Kunis went up a fair few dress sizes, my idea of perfect.

I'm almost ashamed to say it but if Mila Kunis said "listen i've just had a stinking shit, lie down and let me sit on your face"... i'd lie down."

Anyone else, it's a hard no. Mila Kunis, I'd let it slide. That woman is the essence of perfection 😂

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
7 weeks ago

Leeds

My train stories are pretty much all the same, get on, earphones in, ignore everyone ( except the ticket bloke ), get off, go about my day unnoticed. Best days ever.

The mr

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By *rHotNottsMan
7 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I was napping once and woke up as people were getting off, sleepy & confused I panicked and got off at Leeds instead of York. So confused when I got outside

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By *ot really famousMan
7 weeks ago

monaghan

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By *ornynow0103Man
7 weeks ago

Gillingham

That’s so funny 😆

I am on the London to York train today. I will make sure I don’t get off at Leeds.

And living in hope I will get on fab and some else is on the train who is will to give me a great blow.

Fingers crossed 🤞

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By *ootyfruityCouple
7 weeks ago

andover

I got on a train and got off at my stop…your welcome

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