FabSwingers.com forum: The Wheel Of Fucky Fortune

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks 👍🏻

Tis I, Cupid once again and I’m matching you all up for quality sexual escapades and sweaty stuff…..

You all remember how to play, right?

No? Oh well, ok then:

1. Simply say that you’re in before waiting for the thread to fill up a bit.

2. Next, with your eyes closed and with this thread open, place your finger on your phone screen and start whisking up and down a few times.

3. Now, (Oi! - eyes still closed!) stop the scrolling by tapping your finger on the screen…

4. Finally, open your eyes and whoever you’ve landed on (from their post on this thread) you are destined to engage in sweaty, carnal relations with!

It couldn’t be simpler in fact.

Oh - and don’t forget to reveal your match so we can all have a good old nosey (and a jolly good old gossip).

As Cupid, I sadly cannot participate so if you land on me, you will be matched with whoever is directly below me.

Got it?

Good luck my fine people and may thy sexual fluids flow like Niagara Falls 😍😍

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By *agatoXXXMan
8 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Er... it was you.

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By *aven.Woman
8 weeks ago

Not the North West...

I landed on me!

Eurgh, what a bitch.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Er... it was you."

A romantic meal in Greggs sound good? 😜

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By *uacksplat.Woman
8 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

i landed on the 'post new message to thread' button.. sadly did not get thine sexual secretions flowing 😔 Px🦆

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I landed on me!

Eurgh, what a bitch."

Fear not fair maiden - the night is yet young 😜👍🏻👍🏻

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By *agatoXXXMan
8 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Er... it was you.

A romantic meal in Greggs sound good? 😜"

As long as it's not a vegan "diarrhoea in pastry" sausage roll.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"i landed on the 'post new message to thread' button.. sadly did not get thine sexual secretions flowing 😔 Px🦆"

😂😂 Ahhh….this must be a programming glitch ☹️ Try rebooting it? 😜

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Ooh guess I'm in!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Er... it was you.

A romantic meal in Greggs sound good? 😜

As long as it's not a vegan "diarrhoea in pastry" sausage roll."

Oh no, no, no!

I only supply prime meat…. ahem 😜

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"i landed on the 'post new message to thread' button.. sadly did not get thine sexual secretions flowing 😔 Px🦆"

Nice to see the person I landed on likes star trek, either way fun little game!

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By *parkle1974Woman
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Oh goody, I landed on Quack 🦆🦆

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