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By *urnedoutniceagain OP   Man
8 weeks ago

louth

It seems that every time I use a self scan in a supermarket these days I am selected for a basket check! Any of you clever people out there know what triggers a check are any of you responsible for the algorithm that picks on me?!!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
8 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"It seems that every time I use a self scan in a supermarket these days I am selected for a basket check! Any of you clever people out there know what triggers a check are any of you responsible for the algorithm that picks on me?!! "

Put your cock away,that may help

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By *8on33Man
8 weeks ago

winfrith


"It seems that every time I use a self scan in a supermarket these days I am selected for a basket check! Any of you clever people out there know what triggers a check are any of you responsible for the algorithm that picks on me?!! "
Its your face wear a mask .

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By *issmorganWoman
8 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I didn't even know that was a thing!.

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By *oralltherightreasonsCouple
8 weeks ago

WELLINGBOROUGH

Are you buying medication or energy drinks??

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"It seems that every time I use a self scan in a supermarket these days I am selected for a basket check! Any of you clever people out there know what triggers a check are any of you responsible for the algorithm that picks on me?!! "

More jobs lost to the Anti life

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By *ell GwynnWoman
8 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"I didn't even know that was a thing!. "

Me neither.

OP, are you wearing a suspicious looking trenchcoat with lots of suspicious looking lumps and bumps underneath? Maybe a balaclava?

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By *urnedoutniceagain OP   Man
8 weeks ago

louth

My winky is always neatly tucked away, I remove my balaclava and I don’t shoplift!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

East Sussex

Can you conveniently use another supermarket?

I don't know why you keep getting checked unless there's a marker against your name somehow. So the only solution i can come up with is to remove yourself from the shop.

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Suspicious looking face, I’m afraid. Guilty demeanour. Sly movements. Be more Tom Hanks.

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By *ellhungvweMan
8 weeks ago

Cheltenham

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By *ellhungvweMan
8 weeks ago

Cheltenham

The thing that triggers it for me is when I am in a rush and have badly loaded my bag on the way round. When you can guarantee that taking everything out is going to take time you don’t have then you will get selected. I think they know what is in my diary. (They already know what is in my dairy).

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!


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Filthy beast!

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By *ruceyyMan
8 weeks ago

London

Stop trying to steal the lube then!

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