FabSwingers.com forum: If you got teleported into Skyrim...

By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

...What's the first thing you would do?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Hit a chicken,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

...Once you had escaped the Dragon/Helgen and were en-route to Riverwood...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"Hit a chicken,

HAHA!

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

Ask the first person I come across to tell me where the fook i am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"Ask the first person I come across to tell me where the fook i am. "

Lol! x

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By *ilverSwordMan
8 weeks ago

Belfast-ish

Remove the arrow from my knee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"Remove the arrow from my knee

I'd probably use the character generator to make myself as appealing to men as possible...

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
8 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Wake up on my way to be executed I assume 💜

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By *rthur30Man
8 weeks ago

Warrington

See if I've still got my wet wipes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

I liked that sexy vampire woman... Id maybe find her... don't like her faether tho....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

...Nor do i approve of her eating habits

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
8 weeks ago

London

Get yeeted to space by a giant most likely

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By *otsossieMan
8 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Find some sweet rolls and a lusty argonian maid.

Then train stealth and alchemy.

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By *uriouscouple6923Couple
8 weeks ago

Colchester

Steal absolutely everything and be wanted across the whole of Skyrim

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By *ornyperv100Man
8 weeks ago

Tunbridge wells

Really try not to take an arrow to the knee

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By *igNick1381Man
8 weeks ago

BRIDGEND

Try not to be a stealthy archer and still, inevitably, become a stealthy archer

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
8 weeks ago

Essex

Fuck I’m old

Skynet I recognise

Skyrim- no fucking clue

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

The same thing I do on GTA3/4/5 which is going nuts and killing everyone

Terry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"Fuck I’m old

Skynet I recognise

Skyrim- no fucking clue"

I recognize Skyrim and not Skynet lol!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
8 weeks ago

Essex

"Fuck I’m old

Skynet I recognise

Skyrim- no fucking clue

I recognize Skyrim and not Skynet lol!

I’m

The wrong kinda old 🤣

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Motherwell

Seduce an orc . Mx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"Seduce an orc . Mx

Or a giant hehe. Get him angry...

"Hey i've seen horkers with bigger cocks than you..."

STOMP STOMP STOMP (bends over)

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By *rostgiantMan
8 weeks ago

Chippenham

Look the dev box under Whiterun to get geared up

And do everything I can to avoid the dreaded:

"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"Look the dev box under Whiterun to get geared up

And do everything I can to avoid the dreaded:

"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON""

Lol! Good one! Sex mod and nude body mods activated too...

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By *rostgiantMan
8 weeks ago

Chippenham

"Look the dev box under Whiterun to get geared up

And do everything I can to avoid the dreaded:

"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"

Lol! Good one! Sex mod and nude body mods activated too...

With Serana 100%

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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

"Look the dev box under Whiterun to get geared up

And do everything I can to avoid the dreaded:

"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"

Lol! Good one! Sex mod and nude body mods activated too...

With Serana 100%

She's been teasing me for yrs that one and she bloody-well knows it. We could gang up on her dad first though... Get him out the picture.

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By *rostgiantMan
8 weeks ago

Chippenham

"Look the dev box under Whiterun to get geared up

And do everything I can to avoid the dreaded:

"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"

Lol! Good one! Sex mod and nude body mods activated too...

With Serana 100%

She's been teasing me for yrs that one and she bloody-well knows it. We could gang up on her dad first though... Get him out the picture."

Oh yeah have to get rid of him first! Can't be dealing with his whining

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By *otsossieMan
8 weeks ago

Chesterfield

"Fuck I’m old

Skynet I recognise

Skyrim- no fucking clue"

It’s an old game. 2011?

One of the first proper “sandbox” games where you can wander about and do whatever you want.

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By *vaRose43Woman
8 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

"Try not to be a stealthy archer and still, inevitably, become a stealthy archer "

I feel this 🤣

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By *ustamanMan
8 weeks ago

weymouth

"Fuck I’m old

Skynet I recognise

Skyrim- no fucking clue"

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By *vaRose43Woman
8 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Check my stats to work out what the fuck is wrong with me

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
8 weeks ago

chichester

Shout at sky

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Bristol

Head south to Cyrodil... fuck freezing my ass off in the mountains only to get roasted to death by a dragon.

I liked Oblivion way more

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
8 weeks ago

Manchester

Try to get a lift back to Cyrodiil because I like it better there and my status as the hero of Kvatch will help me score a couple of drinks and a wench to share with Louise.

Even though Louise doesn't deserve it because she hasn't even heard of the hero of Kvatch. Nor does she have any idea where Cyrodiil is.

She's probably going to read this. Yes my love, I am still a fucking nerd x

Him

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By *wolf91Man
8 weeks ago

Rowley

Definitely place a basket on the local shop keeper head an just help myself...

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By *regoonMan
8 weeks ago

Uxbridge

Walk around with an amulet of Mara to see who wants to settle down

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By * WillisMan
8 weeks ago

London

"...What's the first thing you would do?"

I know what rimming is….is Skyrim when you’re suspended?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
8 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Check my stats to work out what the fuck is wrong with me"

It's ok I managed install the cheat ring before I got in!

Speech is still one though. 🤣

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By *entlemanrogueMan
8 weeks ago

Motherwell

"Wake up on my way to be executed I assume 💜"

❤️🧡💛💚💙

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By *entlemanrogueMan
8 weeks ago

Motherwell

"...What's the first thing you would do?"

Adjust settings to easy mode

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By *ohnny_nicecockMan
8 weeks ago

Cock Town

"...What's the first thing you would do?

I know what rimming is….is Skyrim when you’re suspended?

It's when you do it as part of joining the Mile High Club.

Watch your back in those cramped airplane toilets though.

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By *ohnny_nicecockMan
8 weeks ago

Cock Town

But seriously, I'd be straight up The Bannered Mare, buy Lydia a couple of sparkling meads and take her back to mine.

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By *ebdensteMan
8 weeks ago

Hebden Bridge

Probably take an arrow to the knee.

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Motherwell

Seduce two orcs , might as well have a party. Mx

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By *haveanicevoiceMan
8 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

Knowing that game when it came out get stuck in a wall through a glitch

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Loot the first invisible Khajit Caravan Chest I can get to.

Repeat until stonks

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