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"What chance do I have on that one that mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and instead shot it full force straight up my nose? " | |||
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"What chance do I have on that one that mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and instead shot it full force straight up my nose? I did not die or go blind as I genuinely believed was possible from the force of that bastard at the time. But the emotional distress was high." Oh god. That reminds me of the time I swallowed weirdly and it went up my nose from the inside and dripped out. Traumatic! ๐๐ | |||
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"What chance do I have on that one that mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and instead shot it full force straight up my nose? I did not die or go blind as I genuinely believed was possible from the force of that bastard at the time. But the emotional distress was high. Oh god. That reminds me of the time I swallowed weirdly and it went up my nose from the inside and dripped out. Traumatic! ๐๐" | |||
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"What chance do I have on that one that mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and instead shot it full force straight up my nose? I did not die or go blind as I genuinely believed was possible from the force of that bastard at the time. But the emotional distress was high. Oh god. That reminds me of the time I swallowed weirdly and it went up my nose from the inside and dripped out. Traumatic! ๐๐" Straight. Up. My nostril. I swear I felt it ricochet off the back of my skull. Honestly thought I was about to die ๐คฃ | |||
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"What chance do I have on that one that mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and instead shot it full force straight up my nose? I did not die or go blind as I genuinely believed was possible from the force of that bastard at the time. But the emotional distress was high." Doesnโt sound like youโre eligible for compensation, but you could get ยฃ250 from the x-rated version of Youโve Been Framed | |||
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"What chance do I have on that one that mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and instead shot it full force straight up my nose? I did not die or go blind as I genuinely believed was possible from the force of that bastard at the time. But the emotional distress was high. Oh god. That reminds me of the time I swallowed weirdly and it went up my nose from the inside and dripped out. Traumatic! ๐๐" I think I'm going to hell. But I found this mental image highly amusing | |||
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"What chance do I have on that one that mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and instead shot it full force straight up my nose? I did not die or go blind as I genuinely believed was possible from the force of that bastard at the time. But the emotional distress was high. Oh god. That reminds me of the time I swallowed weirdly and it went up my nose from the inside and dripped out. Traumatic! ๐๐ I think I'm going to hell. But I found this mental image highly amusing " You *think* you're going to hell? It was never in doubt! | |||
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"I fell off the bed once whilst blindfolded and handcuffed, smashed my shoulder on the bedside cabinet!!" had he not big enough hands to save you or was he blindfolded 2 | |||
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"I fell off the bed once whilst blindfolded and handcuffed, smashed my shoulder on the bedside cabinet!! had he not big enough hands to save you or was he blindfolded 2 " He turned away for a second | |||
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"I fell off the bed once whilst blindfolded and handcuffed, smashed my shoulder on the bedside cabinet!! had he not big enough hands to save you or was he blindfolded 2 He turned away for a second " not the safest hands in da Village so.. | |||
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"I fell off the bed once whilst blindfolded and handcuffed, smashed my shoulder on the bedside cabinet!! had he not big enough hands to save you or was he blindfolded 2 He turned away for a second not the safest hands in da Village so.. " Nope, never made that mistake again | |||
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"I fell off the bed once whilst blindfolded and handcuffed, smashed my shoulder on the bedside cabinet!! had he not big enough hands to save you or was he blindfolded 2 He turned away for a second not the safest hands in da Village so.. Nope, never made that mistake again " lol.always check the hands and reflexes before going blindfolded.lol | |||
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"I fell off the bed once whilst blindfolded and handcuffed, smashed my shoulder on the bedside cabinet!! had he not big enough hands to save you or was he blindfolded 2 He turned away for a second not the safest hands in da Village so.. Nope, never made that mistake again lol.always check the hands and reflexes before going blindfolded.lol" Or handcuff and blindfold them | |||
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"I believe I may be eligible for a claim due to internal discomfort, nay, BURNING when a lover didn't wash their hands properly after chopping chillies. How much can I get? " Depends on the Scoville scale | |||
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"I believe I may be eligible for a claim due to internal discomfort, nay, BURNING when a lover didn't wash their hands properly after chopping chillies. How much can I get? Depends on the Scoville scale " It was most definitely a Carolina Reaper *hides the Jalapeรฑos under the sofa....* | |||
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"I believe I may be eligible for a claim due to internal discomfort, nay, BURNING when a lover didn't wash their hands properly after chopping chillies. How much can I get? " oooouuuccchhh.jeeesssuusss. being an ex chef I winced reading that.lol | |||
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