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RE: Personal Injury Claim - YOU MAY BE DUE COMPENSATION

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By *ib. OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Hampshire

Have you have ever been hurt or injured in a shagging related injury? If so you may be due compensation.

Has a lover ever accidentally spaffed in your eye causing pain? Perhaps an unexpected queef caused you to put your back out from laughing.

Let us know and our experienced case handlers will assess your claim.

NO WIN, NO FEE.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
20 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

What chance do I have on that one that mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and instead shot it full force straight up my nose?

I did not die or go blind as I genuinely believed was possible from the force of that bastard at the time. But the emotional distress was high.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
20 weeks ago

North West

I'm moderately certain that my ongoing dry eye is a result of in-eye spaffing

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By *ib. OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Hampshire


"What chance do I have on that one that mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and instead shot it full force straight up my nose?

"

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By *adyBugsWoman
20 weeks ago

cognito

I got cramp in my left calf. How much can I get?

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
20 weeks ago

Basingstoke

I got an 'internal injury' thanks to a very large gemstone on a ladies ring at a party one time. I limped home early and not only was it really painful, but it took an epoch to heal!!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
20 weeks ago

North West


"What chance do I have on that one that mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and instead shot it full force straight up my nose?

I did not die or go blind as I genuinely believed was possible from the force of that bastard at the time. But the emotional distress was high."

Oh god. That reminds me of the time I swallowed weirdly and it went up my nose from the inside and dripped out. Traumatic! 😂😂

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
20 weeks ago

North West

A blister on my boob from falling asleep in nipple cross pasties. 😭 Waiting for the scar to fade!

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By *adyBugsWoman
20 weeks ago

cognito


"What chance do I have on that one that mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and instead shot it full force straight up my nose?

I did not die or go blind as I genuinely believed was possible from the force of that bastard at the time. But the emotional distress was high.

Oh god. That reminds me of the time I swallowed weirdly and it went up my nose from the inside and dripped out. Traumatic! 😂😂"

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
20 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"What chance do I have on that one that mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and instead shot it full force straight up my nose?

I did not die or go blind as I genuinely believed was possible from the force of that bastard at the time. But the emotional distress was high.

Oh god. That reminds me of the time I swallowed weirdly and it went up my nose from the inside and dripped out. Traumatic! 😂😂"

Straight. Up. My nostril.

I swear I felt it ricochet off the back of my skull.

Honestly thought I was about to die 🤣

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By *ornycougaWoman
20 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

I lost a butt plug in a deep dark place whilst indulging in a particularly vigorous session riding cowgirl. Can I get compensation for both the shagging time wasted in searching the room to no avail.... And then the trauma of having to get said butt plug out genuinely thinking I would have to go to A & E to seek help?

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By *dam1971Man
20 weeks ago

Bedford


"What chance do I have on that one that mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and instead shot it full force straight up my nose?

I did not die or go blind as I genuinely believed was possible from the force of that bastard at the time. But the emotional distress was high."

Doesn’t sound like you’re eligible for compensation, but you could get £250 from the x-rated version of You’ve Been Framed

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
20 weeks ago

North West


"What chance do I have on that one that mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and instead shot it full force straight up my nose?

I did not die or go blind as I genuinely believed was possible from the force of that bastard at the time. But the emotional distress was high.

Oh god. That reminds me of the time I swallowed weirdly and it went up my nose from the inside and dripped out. Traumatic! 😂😂"

I think I'm going to hell. But I found this mental image highly amusing

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"What chance do I have on that one that mistimed pulling out of my mouth to cum on my face and instead shot it full force straight up my nose?

I did not die or go blind as I genuinely believed was possible from the force of that bastard at the time. But the emotional distress was high.

Oh god. That reminds me of the time I swallowed weirdly and it went up my nose from the inside and dripped out. Traumatic! 😂😂

I think I'm going to hell. But I found this mental image highly amusing "

You *think* you're going to hell? It was never in doubt!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
20 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Does someone putting out a cigarette on your inner thigh to wake you up for another round count????

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By *parkle1974Woman
20 weeks ago

Leeds

I fell off the bed once whilst blindfolded and handcuffed, smashed my shoulder on the bedside cabinet!!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
20 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I fell off the bed once whilst blindfolded and handcuffed, smashed my shoulder on the bedside cabinet!!"
had he not big enough hands to save you or was he blindfolded 2

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By *parkle1974Woman
20 weeks ago

Leeds


"I fell off the bed once whilst blindfolded and handcuffed, smashed my shoulder on the bedside cabinet!! had he not big enough hands to save you or was he blindfolded 2 "

He turned away for a second

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By *he AmbassadorMan
20 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I fell off the bed once whilst blindfolded and handcuffed, smashed my shoulder on the bedside cabinet!! had he not big enough hands to save you or was he blindfolded 2

He turned away for a second "
not the safest hands in da Village so..

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Tore a ligament in my right ankle when running down the stairs at a well known club after my mate wanted me to get the phone as she wanted pics of her and the fella she was with.

Queue me rolling around the bottom of the stairs in agony, when about 6 naked old men came towards me. I don't know why, but they all proceeded to tear off their towels and throw them on top of me.

To this day the sight of low hanging fruit haunts my dreams. They then all ran up the stairs to tell my friend what had happened. She told me after the sight of half a dozen old naked men just bursting in on her mid stride will haunt her dreams.

Staff were lovely and the ankle healed, but I will never get a pedicure again before visits club

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By *parkle1974Woman
20 weeks ago

Leeds


"I fell off the bed once whilst blindfolded and handcuffed, smashed my shoulder on the bedside cabinet!! had he not big enough hands to save you or was he blindfolded 2

He turned away for a second not the safest hands in da Village so.. "

Nope, never made that mistake again

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By *he AmbassadorMan
20 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I fell off the bed once whilst blindfolded and handcuffed, smashed my shoulder on the bedside cabinet!! had he not big enough hands to save you or was he blindfolded 2

He turned away for a second not the safest hands in da Village so..

Nope, never made that mistake again "
lol.always check the hands and reflexes before going blindfolded.lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
20 weeks ago

Leeds


"I fell off the bed once whilst blindfolded and handcuffed, smashed my shoulder on the bedside cabinet!! had he not big enough hands to save you or was he blindfolded 2

He turned away for a second not the safest hands in da Village so..

Nope, never made that mistake again lol.always check the hands and reflexes before going blindfolded.lol"

Or handcuff and blindfold them

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By *ell GwynnWoman
20 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I believe I may be eligible for a claim due to internal discomfort, nay, BURNING when a lover didn't wash their hands properly after chopping chillies.

How much can I get?

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By *parkle1974Woman
20 weeks ago

Leeds


"I believe I may be eligible for a claim due to internal discomfort, nay, BURNING when a lover didn't wash their hands properly after chopping chillies.

How much can I get? "

Depends on the Scoville scale

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By *ell GwynnWoman
20 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"I believe I may be eligible for a claim due to internal discomfort, nay, BURNING when a lover didn't wash their hands properly after chopping chillies.

How much can I get?

Depends on the Scoville scale "

It was most definitely a Carolina Reaper *hides the Jalapeños under the sofa....*

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By *he AmbassadorMan
20 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I believe I may be eligible for a claim due to internal discomfort, nay, BURNING when a lover didn't wash their hands properly after chopping chillies.

How much can I get? "
oooouuuccchhh.jeeesssuusss. being an ex chef I winced reading that.lol

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