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"Marys father has five daughters 1.nana 2.nene 3.nini 4.nono Whats the fifth one called?" mary | |||
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"Marys father has five daughters 1.nana 2.nene 3.nini 4.nono Whats the fifth one called?" 5. nunu | |||
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"Marys father has five daughters 1.nana 2.nene 3.nini 4.nono Whats the fifth one called? mary " I got it wrong. Bonus point if you guess what my answer was | |||
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"Marys father has five daughters 1.nana 2.nene 3.nini 4.nono Whats the fifth one called? 5. nunu" | |||
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"Morning class, You were all a bit unruly yesterday...maybe I'm not working you hard enough so today we'll start off with a little bit of english. Which of the following is correct. Do we say 'the egg yolk "is" white' or do we say "the egg yolk "are" white' ? Let's see if we can find our head boy and girl " Neither. The egg yolk is yellow lol Think this school needs an ofsted inspection if this is the calibre of teaching | |||
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"Come on everyone..... Lets go and play in the play room!!! " Im with you, lets go in the wendy house x | |||
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"Come on everyone..... Lets go and play in the play room!!! Im with you, lets go in the wendy house x" You want to play dressing up? Drs and nurses? | |||
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"Morning class, You were all a bit unruly yesterday...maybe I'm not working you hard enough so today we'll start off with a little bit of english. Which of the following is correct. Do we say 'the egg yolk "is" white' or do we say "the egg yolk "are" white' ? Let's see if we can find our head boy and girl Neither. The egg yolk is yellow lol Think this school needs an ofsted inspection if this is the calibre of teaching " I know I was trying to catch you out but you're all quite smart. | |||
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"Morning sir did you get the apple I left for you " got it.... | |||
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"Come on everyone..... Lets go and play in the play room!!! Im with you, lets go in the wendy house x You want to play dressing up? Drs and nurses? " Ooo, yeh, nurse im feeling unwell, goes and lays on the bed. Oopps forgot to put me knickers on | |||
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"Sir there is some very strange noises coming from the Wendy house never heard noises that that before " Tell tale tit, youre tongue will split, and all the little birdies will have a little bit x | |||
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"Sir there is some very strange noises coming from the Wendy house never heard noises that that before " Erm yeah, well I am a dr and erm Jules is poorly, I am making her better!! | |||
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"Sir there is some very strange noises coming from the Wendy house never heard noises that that before " Going to get you at break time!!! Snitch | |||
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"Sir there is some very strange noises coming from the Wendy house never heard noises that that before Going to get you at break time!!! Snitch " Im sick un bad, dr is examining me to find out whats wrong. Ooo yeh just there | |||
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"Can I ring the bell please sir? " yes... give it a good hard shake | |||
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house " Pppsssstttt I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes | |||
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house Pppsssstttt I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes " That had him | |||
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"Marys father has five daughters 1.nana 2.nene 3.nini 4.nono Whats the fifth one called?" (raising hand in the air like a good pupil).. Nunu? | |||
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"Marys father has five daughters 1.nana 2.nene 3.nini 4.nono Whats the fifth one called?" Mary duh!! | |||
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"Marys father has five daughters 1.nana 2.nene 3.nini 4.nono Whats the fifth one called? Mary duh!!" Well done top marks! | |||
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house Pppsssstttt I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes That had him " Ahem don't think so I too am a girl so there (sticks tongue out) | |||
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house Pppsssstttt I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes That had him Ahem don't think so I too am a girl so there (sticks tongue out) " Well come and join us | |||
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house Pppsssstttt I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes That had him Ahem don't think so I too am a girl so there (sticks tongue out) Well come and join us " Ok budge up x oh whats he doing to you that looks like fun | |||
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house Pppsssstttt I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes That had him Ahem don't think so I too am a girl so there (sticks tongue out) Well come and join us Ok budge up x oh whats he doing to you that looks like fun " Who is this he you speak of?? | |||
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"Marys father has five daughters 1.nana 2.nene 3.nini 4.nono Whats the fifth one called?" Shazbot! | |||
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house Pppsssstttt I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes That had him Ahem don't think so I too am a girl so there (sticks tongue out) Well come and join us Ok budge up x oh whats he doing to you that looks like fun Who is this he you speak of?? " Ok this is confusing i am minnie and who is in here with me LOL | |||
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house Pppsssstttt I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes That had him Ahem don't think so I too am a girl so there (sticks tongue out) Well come and join us Ok budge up x oh whats he doing to you that looks like fun Who is this he you speak of?? Ok this is confusing i am minnie and who is in here with me LOL " Lucy ( me ) and Jules ( both girls ) lol | |||
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"Sir I am being picked on by that horrid boy in the Wendy house Pppsssstttt I am not a boy!! I have a foo foo and boobies!!! and fluttery eye lashes That had him Ahem don't think so I too am a girl so there (sticks tongue out) Well come and join us Ok budge up x oh whats he doing to you that looks like fun Who is this he you speak of?? Ok this is confusing i am minnie and who is in here with me LOL Lucy ( me ) and Jules ( both girls ) lol " Hi girls ok so we gonna have fun without the guys | |||
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"My friend Mark married his own daughter ladt week. How did that happen? It was in the UK and perfectly legal. And little johnny come out from behind the bookcase. We can all see it trembling...." Your friend Mark is a vicar and performed his daughters wedding ceremony. | |||
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"We don't say either as its yellow. And yay im back after my posting holiday." Welcome back | |||
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"Feck it! School sucks! I'm going home and bunking off. You'll have my forged.............erm oops I mean genuinely written note from my ma tomorrow if I can be arsed to turn in " Come AMD play with us in the Wendy house | |||
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"Feck it! School sucks! I'm going home and bunking off. You'll have my forged.............erm oops I mean genuinely written note from my ma tomorrow if I can be arsed to turn in Come AMD play with us in the Wendy house " only girls play in Wendy houses........(cue lightbulb moment) what are we playing | |||
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"Feck it! School sucks! I'm going home and bunking off. You'll have my forged.............erm oops I mean genuinely written note from my ma tomorrow if I can be arsed to turn in Come AMD play with us in the Wendy house " Morning all! As usual better late than never, I think | |||
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"Feck it! School sucks! I'm going home and bunking off. You'll have my forged.............erm oops I mean genuinely written note from my ma tomorrow if I can be arsed to turn in Come AMD play with us in the Wendy house only girls play in Wendy houses........(cue lightbulb moment) what are we playing " Barges into the play house, I'll join you girls!! | |||
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"Feck it! School sucks! I'm going home and bunking off. You'll have my forged.............erm oops I mean genuinely written note from my ma tomorrow if I can be arsed to turn in Come AMD play with us in the Wendy house only girls play in Wendy houses........(cue lightbulb moment) what are we playing " Doctors and nurses | |||
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"Feck it! School sucks! I'm going home and bunking off. You'll have my forged.............erm oops I mean genuinely written note from my ma tomorrow if I can be arsed to turn in Come AMD play with us in the Wendy house only girls play in Wendy houses........(cue lightbulb moment) what are we playing Barges into the play house, I'll join you girls!! " Watch out girls here comes trouble | |||
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"Doctors and nurses " I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of' | |||
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"Morning class, You were all a bit unruly yesterday...maybe I'm not working you hard enough so today we'll start off with a little bit of english. " I've only just noticed! Some teacher you are! Where did yuou do your training? Your starter subject should have an Upper Case letter at the start, that is, English. Tsk! Tsk! Must do better. I will be informing Ofsted! | |||
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"Doctors and nurses I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of' " Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum | |||
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"Doctors and nurses I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of' " Oh okay, patient number 235, suspected case of piles, ill get our specialist nurse, frank out with his 11 inch piles buster... | |||
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"Doctors and nurses I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of' Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum " must be a BUPA hospital this one..........don't get treated like this on the NHS | |||
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"Doctors and nurses I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of' Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum must be a BUPA hospital this one..........don't get treated like this on the NHS " Am here to service your needs sir | |||
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"Doctors and nurses I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of' Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum must be a BUPA hospital this one..........don't get treated like this on the NHS Am here to service your needs sir " Oh if only................... | |||
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"What I missed? I was fingering a girl down by the bike sheds and smoking x" what did the fingering cost ya, I had to part with half a kitkat n 50p for a snog off her. | |||
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"Doctors and nurses I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of' Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum must be a BUPA hospital this one..........don't get treated like this on the NHS Am here to service your needs sir Oh if only................... " You were to busy behind the bike shed | |||
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"Doctors and nurses I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of' Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum must be a BUPA hospital this one..........don't get treated like this on the NHS Am here to service your needs sir Oh if only................... You were to busy behind the bike shed " Tease! | |||
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"Doctors and nurses I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of' Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum must be a BUPA hospital this one..........don't get treated like this on the NHS Am here to service your needs sir Oh if only................... You were to busy behind the bike shed Tease! " Oh yes I can tease if you want | |||
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"Doctors and nurses I don't wanna be a dr or a nurse. I'm the patient that needs 'taking care of' Ok you lie down in the bed ans we will talk about the first thing that pops up , oh too late yum yum must be a BUPA hospital this one..........don't get treated like this on the NHS Am here to service your needs sir Oh if only................... You were to busy behind the bike shed Tease! Oh yes I can tease if you want " You've pulled, I'm hot footing it to SK as we speak | |||
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"(Flounces into classroom, dragging skipping rope behind her)... Sorry I'm late Sir, I was skipping into school this morning and I tripped over the rope and got all tangled up in it, then I lost my knickers, but I'm here now Sir. " Come and joun us in the wendy house, whose sitting on stokeys face, hes going blue? | |||
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"(Flounces into classroom, dragging skipping rope behind her)... Sorry I'm late Sir, I was skipping into school this morning and I tripped over the rope and got all tangled up in it, then I lost my knickers, but I'm here now Sir. Come and joun us in the wendy house, whose sitting on stokeys face, hes going blue?" Anyone want to borrow my skipping rope? | |||
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"(Flounces into classroom, dragging skipping rope behind her)... Sorry I'm late Sir, I was skipping into school this morning and I tripped over the rope and got all tangled up in it, then I lost my knickers, but I'm here now Sir. Come and joun us in the wendy house, whose sitting on stokeys face, hes going blue?" Oops sorry I got carried away he is good | |||
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"(Flounces into classroom, dragging skipping rope behind her)... Sorry I'm late Sir, I was skipping into school this morning and I tripped over the rope and got all tangled up in it, then I lost my knickers, but I'm here now Sir. Come and joun us in the wendy house, whose sitting on stokeys face, hes going blue? Anyone want to borrow my skipping rope? " That msy come in handy, we are exploring eachother at the mo, come on, its fun | |||
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"(Flounces into classroom, dragging skipping rope behind her)... Sorry I'm late Sir, I was skipping into school this morning and I tripped over the rope and got all tangled up in it, then I lost my knickers, but I'm here now Sir. Come and joun us in the wendy house, whose sitting on stokeys face, hes going blue? Anyone want to borrow my skipping rope? That msy come in handy, we are exploring eachother at the mo, come on, its fun" Oooh yes please, skipping rope might be useful if Stokey starts to wriggle, we could tangle him up in it | |||
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