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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Just been watching some old Mary Whitehouse Experience episodes and I still laugh!

Amuse me, post here your best ‘That’s you that is’.

I’ll kick us off and feel free to direct them at me!!

“You know a dirty old tramp who hasn’t washed in years and has fleas and brown teeth?”

“Has he got long dirty fingernails and wet himself several times?”

“Yes. That’s you that is.”

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

“You know that guy who’s on Fab?”


"The one sending one-line messages to every single woman in his local area? Is his spelling so bad he put two ‘k’s in ‘fuck’?"

“That’s the man. The one who’s so full of self-loathing and inadequacy that he lashes out against any woman polite enough to reply with a ‘no thanks’. The one who gets abusive by the second message. The one who calls her ‘fat’ and ‘slut’.”


"You mean the chap who breaks out his old chap and sends the unimpressive photographs of it dangling over an unclean toilet?"

“Yes. You have him. That’s the man.”


"And is the toilet full of piss, with unpleasant dark staining around the rim?"

“Yes! That’s the very fellow. You know him!”


"I am aware of his existence, yes."

“That’s you, that is.”

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Oh, RTG. Just outstanding commitment to the cause! Spot on old thing, that’s cheered up my Saturday evening

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"“You know that guy who’s on Fab?”

The one sending one-line messages to every single woman in his local area? Is his spelling so bad he put two ‘k’s in ‘fuck’?

“That’s the man. The one who’s so full of self-loathing and inadequacy that he lashes out against any woman polite enough to reply with a ‘no thanks’. The one who gets abusive by the second message. The one who calls her ‘fat’ and ‘slut’.”

You mean the chap who breaks out his old chap and sends the unimpressive photographs of it dangling over an unclean toilet?

“Yes. You have him. That’s the man.”

And is the toilet full of piss, with unpleasant dark staining around the rim?

“Yes! That’s the very fellow. You know him!”

I am aware of his existence, yes.

“That’s you, that is.”"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
15 weeks ago

Southampton

Bravo RTG.. 🤣

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By *agatoXXXMan
15 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I feel seen...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

The millennials have no idea what we’re all laughing at. 😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
15 weeks ago

Southampton


"The millennials have no idea what we’re all laughing at. 😂"

Very true

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By *anceAloneWoman
15 weeks ago

Adjacent to him


"“You know that guy who’s on Fab?”

The one sending one-line messages to every single woman in his local area? Is his spelling so bad he put two ‘k’s in ‘fuck’?

“That’s the man. The one who’s so full of self-loathing and inadequacy that he lashes out against any woman polite enough to reply with a ‘no thanks’. The one who gets abusive by the second message. The one who calls her ‘fat’ and ‘slut’.”

You mean the chap who breaks out his old chap and sends the unimpressive photographs of it dangling over an unclean toilet?

“Yes. You have him. That’s the man.”

And is the toilet full of piss, with unpleasant dark staining around the rim?

“Yes! That’s the very fellow. You know him!”

I am aware of his existence, yes.

“That’s you, that is.”"

10 points 🤣

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"The millennials have no idea what we’re all laughing at. 😂"

😆 They’re all on YouTube and worth a quick watch. I’m so childish!!

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"The millennials have no idea what we’re all laughing at. 😂

Very true"

LMMK - you see that puddle over there? The dirty one with a piece of chewing gum floating in it and some dead flies?

That’s your swimming pool that is. That’s, like, your favourite place to be.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
15 weeks ago

Southampton


"The millennials have no idea what we’re all laughing at. 😂

Very true

LMMK - you see that puddle over there? The dirty one with a piece of chewing gum floating in it and some dead flies?

That’s your swimming pool that is. That’s, like, your favourite place to be."

You don't even have a puddle, there's a dogs piss on a lamppost, that's your drinking fountain

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By *ife NinjaMan
15 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Milky milky

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