FabSwingers.com forum: What's the fastest?

By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

You've moved today and via what means?

I hit a max of 16kmph (just a pinch less than 10mph) in my wheelchair

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Don’t tell me you have a speedometer on that bad boy?!!

I walked slowly from my bed to the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

35 MPH on my bike down a steep hill this morning

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By *icecouple561Couple
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9 weeks ago

East Sussex

Walking pace and not a fast one at that.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

"Don’t tell me you have a speedometer on that bad boy?!!

I walked slowly from my bed to the sofa."

I have a speedo on my new e-scooter wheelchair attachment

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Central

I've been less than 10mph, stumbling about on foot

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By *orthern BeardMan
9 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Ran a 5km in 23 mins which is pretty fast for me

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By *moothdickMan
9 weeks ago

stoke

About 5 mph when I run from my bed to the loo lol

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

"Ran a 5km in 23 mins which is pretty fast for me "

That's about 8mph

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By *bi HaiveMan
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9 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Snails and sloths have moved faster than me today.

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By *uenevereWoman
9 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

30mph in my car on the way to the a local shopping area.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Hilly off road run, so only quick on downhill bits

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By *uacksplat.Woman
9 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

so far, bout 60mph ish in my car, to/from doing a food shop. Px🦆

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By *ilcutie123TV/TS
9 weeks ago

Plymouth

"Ran a 5km in 23 mins which is pretty fast for me "

That’s a great time! Go you x

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By *rHotNottsMan
9 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Relaxed front crawl speed

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By *aven.Woman
9 weeks ago

Not the North West...

I peaked at 60mph at about 7am, it's got slower ever since.

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
9 weeks ago

District 13

90mph and legally 😁

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

"Relaxed front crawl speed "

African or Eurasian minnow speed?

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By *emorefridaCouple
9 weeks ago

La la land

No sure, but been playing taxi to the kids this afternoon. Reckon I should start charging.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

"No sure, but been playing taxi to the kids this afternoon. Reckon I should start charging. "

I taxied via e-scooter/wheelchair combo. It was FUN

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By *ou only live onceMan
9 weeks ago

London

I walked the dog - broke into a gentle jog with him at one stage. So, gentle jog speed.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

54kph on my pushbike today. I've seen more of Derbyshire than I was expecting, as I got lost on a new route

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By *sWyldWoman
9 weeks ago

Edinburgh

70mph on the bypass on my way home earlier

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Probably 2-3 mph.

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
9 weeks ago

La La Land

Not sure how fast TBH 🤔

But I know it was a very, very quick sprint from my hotel room to another room two floors down after I recieved a FAF message from a certain someone at silly o'clock this morning 😈

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By *ou only live onceMan
9 weeks ago

London

"Not sure how fast TBH 🤔

But I know it was a very, very quick sprint from my hotel room to another room two floors down after I recieved a FAF message from a certain someone at silly o'clock this morning 😈"

See, chaps - FAF messages do work! Keep at it!

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By *eliWoman
9 weeks ago

"Not sure how fast TBH 🤔

But I know it was a very, very quick sprint from my hotel room to another room two floors down after I recieved a FAF message from a certain someone at silly o'clock this morning 😈

See, chaps - FAF messages do work! Keep at it!

For women. Men, don't get your hopes up. You deserve better than these cruel lies.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
9 weeks ago

Debauchery

I strolled into town doing 4.8km/hr then strolled back home a couple of hours later doing a steady 3.8km/hr drinking a latte and nibbling on a giant caramel slice.

I count that as a full body workout 😎

Cherry x

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By *ou only live onceMan
9 weeks ago

London

"Not sure how fast TBH 🤔

But I know it was a very, very quick sprint from my hotel room to another room two floors down after I recieved a FAF message from a certain someone at silly o'clock this morning 😈

See, chaps - FAF messages do work! Keep at it!

For women. Men, don't get your hopes up. You deserve better than these cruel lies."

Hopes dashed. And so quickly, too. Fab is a cruel mistress.

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By *relanddirectMan
9 weeks ago

cheshire

What’s faf

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By *ikingandMaiden2Couple
9 weeks ago

Mid Cornwall, South West

Maiden got the horn big time and told me she was going upstairs to get the toys out. I was like an Olympic sprinter

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Not sure how fast TBH 🤔

But I know it was a very, very quick sprint from my hotel room to another room two floors down after I recieved a FAF message from a certain someone at silly o'clock this morning 😈

See, chaps - FAF messages do work! Keep at it!

For women. Men, don't get your hopes up. You deserve better than these cruel lies."

Are you saying this was lady on lady?🤔

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By *ripfillMan
9 weeks ago

havant

The fastest I can get a cork out of a bottle of wine using a barman’s cork screw ( note for continuity ) from circling the cap to removing the cork = 6.5 seconds ( at sea level ) any takers ..,

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By *r John WickMan
9 weeks ago

The Continental

Probably about 5m/s when my head snapped forwards mid sneeze.

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By *eliWoman
9 weeks ago

"Not sure how fast TBH 🤔

But I know it was a very, very quick sprint from my hotel room to another room two floors down after I recieved a FAF message from a certain someone at silly o'clock this morning 😈

See, chaps - FAF messages do work! Keep at it!

For women. Men, don't get your hopes up. You deserve better than these cruel lies.

Hopes dashed. And so quickly, too. Fab is a cruel mistress."

I'm sorry YOLO. If it helps I won't comment on the thing you'll never change but I will say your avatar is hot. Shame about the UnNameable thing but can't win them all.

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"The fastest I can get a cork out of a bottle of wine using a barman’s cork screw ( note for continuity ) from circling the cap to removing the cork = 6.5 seconds ( at sea level ) any takers .., "

What windspeed?

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By *ripfillMan
9 weeks ago

havant

"The fastest I can get a cork out of a bottle of wine using a barman’s cork screw ( note for continuity ) from circling the cap to removing the cork = 6.5 seconds ( at sea level ) any takers ..,

What windspeed?"

Has to be less than 10 knots

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"The fastest I can get a cork out of a bottle of wine using a barman’s cork screw ( note for continuity ) from circling the cap to removing the cork = 6.5 seconds ( at sea level ) any takers ..,

What windspeed?

Has to be less than 10 knots "

10kts is still wind assisted.

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
9 weeks ago

La La Land

"Not sure how fast TBH 🤔

But I know it was a very, very quick sprint from my hotel room to another room two floors down after I recieved a FAF message from a certain someone at silly o'clock this morning 😈

See, chaps - FAF messages do work! Keep at it!

For women. Men, don't get your hopes up. You deserve better than these cruel lies.

Are you saying this was lady on lady?🤔"

It was indeed 😊

Thank you Meli for correctly poor YOLO and YOLO I do apologise if I got your hopes up 🫣

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Are you saying this was lady on lady?🤔

It was indeed 😊

Bloody Wimmin...

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
9 weeks ago

La La Land

Are you saying this was lady on lady?🤔

It was indeed 😊

Bloody Wimmin..."

Sorry, not sorry 😘

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By *ife NinjaMan
9 weeks ago

Dunfermline

About 30 mph on the bus

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By *uperSalopian7Man
9 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

About as fast as my wrist can go 😉

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By *old Standard 1000Man
9 weeks ago

portsmouth

Would I be showing off if I said I rode my Harley this morning. Speed limit of course

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
9 weeks ago

your head

Walking. I walk pretty quickly but people kept getting in my way so not as fast as I would have liked.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

"Would I be showing off if I said I rode my Harley this morning. Speed limit of course

I can update today's Land Speed Record to a respectable 60mph. On the way to Liverpool.

We are sure your Harley is speed limited to 70mph

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
9 weeks ago

Markfield

"You've moved today and via what means?

I hit a max of 16kmph (just a pinch less than 10mph) in my wheelchair

I definitely did not do 100 on the m1 in my mini at 5am. Nope. Not me.

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By *ou only live onceMan
9 weeks ago

London

"Not sure how fast TBH 🤔

But I know it was a very, very quick sprint from my hotel room to another room two floors down after I recieved a FAF message from a certain someone at silly o'clock this morning 😈

See, chaps - FAF messages do work! Keep at it!

For women. Men, don't get your hopes up. You deserve better than these cruel lies.

Are you saying this was lady on lady?🤔

It was indeed 😊

Thank you Meli for correctly poor YOLO and YOLO I do apologise if I got your hopes up 🫣"

You did. I'm now bereft.

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Would I be showing off if I said I rode my Harley this morning. Speed limit of course

I can update today's Land Speed Record to a respectable 60mph. On the way to Liverpool.

We are sure your Harley is speed limited to 70mph

60? Quite a speed for a Rascal!

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
9 weeks ago

Durham

Probably about 120 mph ski diving

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By *ad NannaWoman
9 weeks ago

East London

At a guess, 3 mph walk coming back from the shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I'm not sure of the speed but probably when riding my trolley down the supermarket aisle

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Probably about 37mph in my car.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
9 weeks ago

Birmingham

53 in 40

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

"I'm not sure of the speed but probably when riding my trolley down the supermarket aisle

I'm gonna guess a solid 4 aisles-an-hour

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

"53 in 40"

This is not good

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

70mph has been the top speed today. But in my other electric doofah. Not the wheelchair one

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