FabSwingers.com forum: If you were the other gender...

By *ruceyy OP Man
9 weeks ago

London

Reckon you'd be as into all of this madness as much as you are now?!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
9 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Probably even more so 💜

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
9 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Oh I'd be a total ho. 💯

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By *ib.Man
9 weeks ago

Hampshire

I'm not really into it now, so probably not, no.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
9 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Maybe. Is male Nell (Neil) really hot with a good penis? If not, then no.

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By *illy IdolMan
9 weeks ago

Midlands

I don't think I'd have the patience for it to be honest.

Then again, I could tighten up my filters and pick who I approached.

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By *orthern BeardMan
9 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

My legs would be above my head 8 days a week

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By *uacksplat.Woman
9 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

probably.

Px 🦆

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By *ruceyy OP Man
9 weeks ago

London

"probably.

Px 🦆"

The sign off everytime 😘😂

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By *andalustCouple
9 weeks ago

Guildford

"Reckon you'd be as into all of this madness as much as you are now?!"

Wow! That’s got me thinking.

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Reckon you'd be as into all of this madness as much as you are now?!

Wow! That’s got me thinking. "

Oh goodness, another previously unseen bottom I want to bite

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By *nesCouple
9 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Absolutely

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Chard

Honestly, my experience of this has been hard. But I think like many here, you learn to find the good people and from that I have also had amazing times and met some lovely people.

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By *lex4660Man
9 weeks ago

Thame

I've often daydreamed about what I'd do if I was female .. probably get a LOT more meets & sex. But I'd also have female attitudes, unless I had the same mind I have now. Then I'd be a total raver.

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By *aven.Woman
9 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Yeah because I'd be gay and I'd get allllllllll the penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Nah, probably not. I'd be even more innocent than I am now 😇

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By *viatrixWoman
9 weeks ago

Redhill

No because no one would want to shag me lmao 😂😂😂😂

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By *ase4122Man
9 weeks ago

Lancashire

I'd be so looking forward to mass deleting hundreds of messages at a time

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By *olden RatioWoman
9 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

"Nah, probably not. I'd be even more innocent than I am now 😇"

🤣

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By *hrista BellendWoman
9 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd definitely be the club frequenter, with no ties, playing my way through the ladies company each week

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By *ust another WonkoMan
9 weeks ago

here and there

Nope I'd be to prim and proper

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
9 weeks ago

Reading

No id have left ages ago

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
9 weeks ago

Essex

I already know what my male counterpart is like. I think I’d be loving it. Less shits given I reckon.

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By *h86Man
9 weeks ago

Glos

Pretty sure that is a hard yes!

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By *mily36CWoman
9 weeks ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"My legs would be above my head 8 days a week"

Trapeze artist???

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I'd be a total slut if I was a girl.

Onlyfans, selling socks, knickers, etc. dirty phonecalls. The works.

Absolutely. Probably be 10x worse to be honest

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By *ad NannaWoman
9 weeks ago

East London

Am I still fat and lazy?

I'd probably stay home on my PlayStation and wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Yes I would. Especially as there's so much for women to chose from on here... mostly bad mind you

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
9 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m trying to imagine my little yellow message, sitting there, waiting to be opened. Not realising that on the other side it’s slipped into 120th place behind “nice tits luv!” And “how’s fab treating you then?”

I’d be a male club whore.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
9 weeks ago

Ends

I’d be so fucking gay if I was a woman.

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By *agatoXXXMan
9 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Reckon you'd be as into all of this madness as much as you are now?!"

I would definitely find it easier to get a shag.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
9 weeks ago

Motherwell

I'd probably slit it up for a bit but get fed up with all the messages and dick pics I would receive daily.

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By *ansoffateMan
9 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Like a kid in a candy store.

Heavy on the bon bons though.

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By *inky couple m fMan
9 weeks ago

swansea

It would be a interesting experiment to swap genders for a day to get an idea of how women experience things differently from men

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
9 weeks ago

Leeds

Oh yeah, would have wimped my cock off years ago.

Slap my arse and call me Susan.

The mr

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By *ixenitedWoman
9 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

I think if I was a lad I'd just wank alot and stick my dick in things to see the difference in textures like watermelons, handful of marshmallows ect oooh peanut butter lol I think id just be a fat raving wanker. and I'd be a gay man whore, trying to slide my dick in all the hairy bums lol

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I would never leave the house

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By *omRachCouple
9 weeks ago

Wirral

I think I would be one cock loving hotwife lol

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I think I would be worse and getting up to all sorts

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By *uperS77Man
9 weeks ago

Gloucester

I’d be in the circus as the bearded lady

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
9 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've often daydreamed about what I'd do if I was female .. probably get a LOT more meets & sex. But I'd also have female attitudes, unless I had the same mind I have now. Then I'd be a total raver.

Thats interesting - what's a female attitude ? Just so I can conform

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By *carlettsWoman
9 weeks ago

Far away from home

First things first novelty of a stand up wee!!

I hope I wouldn't become desperate as competing with so many others. Having been in both shoes then that might make me have a better understanding but this is only for 24 hrs right!?!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
9 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

What a great idea !

If I was a man on here , would I use it differently..hmmmmmmm

I'd join and put my gorgeous cock pics up (12 of - can't get enough of my own cock ) and that's what the chicks are after.

I'd pay to be a site supporter cos then I can cam with those wild wild women all dribbling over my juicy cock those dirty, filthy , fanny throbbing salacious whores who use the internet ( i'd never let my missus on here - if I had one - I had a girlfriend once though . I didn't really fancy her but I thought she'd put out- I just couldn't stand another church meeting and holding hands on the way home ) She wouldn't even be a couple with me on here while I was looking for a bi lesbo bird to fuck with us.

I'd send one just one 'i'm gonna fuck you ' message to some good looking milf who's gagging and ............. wait.

Well I waited fucking long enough , cheeky bitch. She's not all that and I should tell her so! and do !

After the ten day ban, I send more messages without going on a rant if they are not insta shag.

I get weak from the no replies. I find the forum.

I start my very first , 'why can't I get laid' thread. Men commiserate with me.

Women speak to me like i'm a grubby lepper with the audacity to expect sex on a sex site.

I get tons of unwanted advice ( I just wanted one of them to shag me ) tons of advice about ratios of women to men.... of how many cock pics are acceptable to women.. ( don't they know i'm not a woman 12 is fucking holding back bitches ) Why do they keep telling me they have kids and are busy and can't meet right away? Who the fuck is interested ? Not me anyway.

Oh hello .... a reply. Jesus she's definitely not my type ( looks like me gran with five stone on and a bigger beard ) but she's promised me a cam wank and I got hard on the dirty talk so it's off to the cam rooms.......

I cried into my pillow when I sobered up the next day...... God i'm so fucking cheap. I nearly vomited when I saw that woman's cum face at least my dick isn't sore. I was so desperate I went off like a hair trigger... Never doing that again! I need a bit of class....

Resignation sets in ..... maybe I could pretend that I only log on because I like the kind of people I meet here and I won't have to admit that the odds of getting a shag are pretty fucking remote.

Some of the trans are fucking gorgeous. What the fuck! Did I just say that? I'm not gay... not even fucking bi! DO YOU KNOW JUST HOW FUCKING MACHO I AM?

Course i'd love to meet you Trixi ... you're a very classy lady. What ? Am I top or bottom ? Can we go slower ..... Just a snog and a wank on our first time.

No I didn't douche! How was I supposed to know I was going to end up in this car park with a sore arse!

Don't leave me. I can't walk unaided.

Leave me a great veri and i'll do one for you ..... thanks. Don't mention Dyson's or ask anyone to respect me ... I might not be online for a month or so

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By *carlettsWoman
9 weeks ago

Far away from home

"What a great idea !

If I was a man on here , would I use it differently..hmmmmmmm

I'd join and put my gorgeous cock pics up (12 of - can't get enough of my own cock ) and that's what the chicks are after.

I'd send one just one 'i'm gonna fuck you ' message to some good looking milf who's gagging and ............. wait.

Well I waited fucking long enough , cheeky bitch. She's not all that and I should tell her so! and do !

After the ten day ban, I send more messages without going on a rant if they are not insta shag.

I get weak from the no replies. I find the forum.

I start my very first , 'why can't I get laid' thread. Men commiserate with me.

Women speak to me like i'm a grubby lepper with the audacity to expect sex on a sex site.

Resignation sets in ..... maybe I could pretend that I only log on because I like the kind of people I meet here and I won't have to admit that the odds of getting a shag are pretty fucking remote.

Some of the trans are fucking gorgeous. What the fuck! Did I just say that? I'm not gay... not even fucking bi! DO YOU KNOW JUST HOW FUCKING MACHO I AM?

Course i'd love to meet you Trixi ... you're a very classy lady. What ? Am I top or bottom ? Can we go slower ..... Just a snog and a wank on our first time.

No I didn't douche! How was I supposed to know I was going to end up in this car park with a sore arse!

Don't leave me. I can't walk unaided.

Leave me a great veri and i'll do one for you ..... thanks. Don't mention Dyson's or ask anyone to respect me ... I might not be online for a month or so"

Now this tickled me

true story

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By *amantha ABCTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I would be on my back seven days a week

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By *usie pTV/TS
9 weeks ago

taunton

I would be on a mission to give older gentleman some much needed pleasure, but I would insist on them being freshly showered, smelling nice smooth shaved face and trimmed at least below.

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
9 weeks ago

Brum

Yeah and I would hopefully not be on here complaining 🤣🤭

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
9 weeks ago

Carmarthen

I think I would be a cock hungry cum slut, seems appealing from a male perspective, would like to experience it from a female perspective and see if it’s as enjoyable as it looks.

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By *ortyairCouple
9 weeks ago

Wallasey

I'd be a cock, or at least I'd have a cock, it's fair to say cock would be involved somehow,

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"Reckon you'd be as into all of this madness as much as you are now?!"

I'd buy loads of sex toys, find a couple of genuine local people to have fun with MMF, FFM and then settle down with another woman

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By *lex4660Man
8 weeks ago

Thame

"I've often daydreamed about what I'd do if I was female .. probably get a LOT more meets & sex. But I'd also have female attitudes, unless I had the same mind I have now. Then I'd be a total raver.

Thats interesting - what's a female attitude ? Just so I can conform

Most women are brought up to be "good girls" and save sex for marriage, although that seems to be changing somewhat now. On the other side, the sex drive in men seems to override any moral sense ... hence lots of blokes all chasing the few ladies that have equally high sex drives. I still like to think I'd be one of the liberated women, if I was female but I know what social constraints would be imposed on me (hence female attitudes). Shame really.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By *oiluvfunMan
8 weeks ago

Penrith

I can just about imagine, having to post “Can’t reply to all sorry” on my status…..

I would love to visit a swinger club, and feel genuinely welcome…

Yes, I think I would give “all this madness” a go as a single female….

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
8 weeks ago

Brum

"I think I would be a cock hungry cum slut, seems appealing from a male perspective, would like to experience it from a female perspective and see if it’s as enjoyable as it looks. "

I can assure you it is 🤣

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
8 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I'm pretty sure I'd be pretty much exactly as I am, but with better silicone tits and a penis 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Yes but I'd be less picky and more cold hearted about shafting people.

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By *atandjayCouple
8 weeks ago

Brighton

We actually behave as if we were

Her strap on is in good use as is my man pussy

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By *ascaIMan
8 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Probably suck off a few lorry drivers at the services but not really thought about it too much.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
8 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Probably not.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Think I’d love it as a woman, basically a the world is your oyster as a woman on here

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