FabSwingers.com forum: Convenience

By *ib. OP Man
15 weeks ago

Hampshire

I have received an email that a parcel is ready to collect from my local convenience shop (4 mins away).

I will also buy one item from said shop to insert into my bum later this evening.

You pick. Choose your weapon. Choose wisely.

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By *ife NinjaMan
15 weeks ago

Dunfermline

A Yorkie bar

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Pringle can

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By *elix SightedMan
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8

3L bottle of white lightning

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By *ell GwynnWoman
15 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Save your pennies and simply insert the parcel.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
15 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Do they sell firewood? 🤔

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
15 weeks ago

Wolvo

"3L bottle of white lightning "

I vote this one

Followed by a 20/20 chaser

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By *ib. OP Man
15 weeks ago

Hampshire

"3L bottle of white lightning

I vote this one

Followed by a 20/20 chaser"

Pfft, I could buttchug that for breakfast.

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By *elix SightedMan
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Save your pennies and simply insert the parcel."

Spin on this one, let us know how many pennies you were able to cram up there.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Get a twix one item but you get to insert it up your bum twice (or once of girth is importsnt).

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By *ell GwynnWoman
15 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Save your pennies and simply insert the parcel.

Spin on this one, let us know how many pennies you were able to cram up there."

Like a reverse human PEZ dispenser?

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By *ellhungvweMan
15 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Cheese grater.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"Save your pennies and simply insert the parcel.

Spin on this one, let us know how many pennies you were able to cram up there.

Like a reverse human PEZ dispenser?"

Be a brave person who asks if he can break a fiver.

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By *elix SightedMan
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Save your pennies and simply insert the parcel.

Spin on this one, let us know how many pennies you were able to cram up there.

Like a reverse human PEZ dispenser?"

Exactly, you push his belly button for change. Or yank his winkie for £1

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By *idnight RamblerMan
15 weeks ago

Pershore

A fresh pineapple

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
15 weeks ago

Coventry

If you hold out a few weeks fireworks will be back in.

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By *ib. OP Man
15 weeks ago

Hampshire

"Get a twix one item but you get to insert it up your bum twice (or once of girth is importsnt). "

Orrrrrr

I ask them to insert it?

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By *reetimeguyMan
15 weeks ago

Wirral

"If you hold out a few weeks fireworks will be back in. "

😂😂

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By *nesCouple
15 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Frozen lasagne

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

"Save your pennies and simply insert the parcel.

Spin on this one, let us know how many pennies you were able to cram up there.

Like a reverse human PEZ dispenser?"

I snorted with laughter reading this 😅

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By *ib. OP Man
15 weeks ago

Hampshire

"A fresh pineapple"

I went with the pineapple. I figured with the enzymes it would it my arse as my arse was eating it.

Pics up soon on my profile.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Central

Family pizza deal, including several of the the 5 gallon cola type fizz stuff, 4 jumbo pizzas etc. Vienetta in one, to follow

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By *ase4122Man
15 weeks ago

Lancashire

Any hedgehogs??

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By *ib. OP Man
15 weeks ago

Hampshire

"Any hedgehogs??"

Didn't see any for sale my friend, but here's hoping for tomorrow. 🤞🏻

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By *ase4122Man
15 weeks ago

Lancashire

"Any hedgehogs??

Didn't see any for sale my friend, but here's hoping for tomorrow. 🤞🏻"

Tomorrow is another day my friend

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
15 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I love this thread

A jar of gherkins

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By *agatoXXXMan
15 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I have received an email that a parcel is ready to collect from my local convenience shop (4 mins away).

I will also buy one item from said shop to insert into my bum later this evening.

You pick. Choose your weapon. Choose wisely."

Toblerone. And not the fun-sized one.

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By *ansoffateMan
15 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Kit kat

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By *ociferu69Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow

lighter

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By *entlemanrogueMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Save your pennies and simply insert the parcel."

hahaha.

this sounds like a viz top tips response

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