FabSwingers.com forum: He completed Tinder

By *lickingFingers OP Man
15 weeks ago

Wilts

So, my friend just casually drops that he’s “completed Tinder,” like it’s some kind of video game achievement. He swears he’s swiped through every single profile in the area, and now he’s acting like he deserves a trophy or something. I couldn’t stop laughing—like, congrats, you’ve officially got no life! Now he’s strutting around like a Tinder pro, ready to retire from the game. I’m just waiting for him to start bragging about speedrunning Bumble next!

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By *ib.Man
15 weeks ago

Hampshire

Does he mean shagging or swiping?

There's not a lot around my area, so when I do go on it I run out of swiping profiles within a week or so.

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By *sWyldWoman
15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I feel I did that a while ago.

The swiping got boring and the men most definitely turned me all the way off

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By *rHotNottsMan
15 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I love how fast you can swipe them away , even in a big city like Dubai you can complete fairly fast if you have age and distance preferences set right

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I failed at tinder, I kept swiping the wrong way.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
15 weeks ago

London

I guess you would know when you develop RSI.

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By *ase4122Man
15 weeks ago

Lancashire

Think I've completed this place lol, and that's just messaging lol

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Tinder is even worse if you’re 63

In fact every dating site….

Much prefer it here.

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By *ags73Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Did it last time I was looking at dating.

Danger is flicking through too many profiles right at the start when the enthusiasm is there.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
15 weeks ago

East Sussex

Good for him. I haven't even started. Do they have an old person's version?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
15 weeks ago

London

"Good for him. I haven't even started. Do they have an old person's version?"

Yes. And we matched. I'll meet you outside the station. I'll be carrying a copy of the times and wearing a pink carnation.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
15 weeks ago

chichester

Tbh I completed the internet entirely pre Covid.

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By *ascaIMan
15 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

He’s done well there 👏🏻 I’m trying to complete Hinge on veteran difficulty.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
15 weeks ago

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"He’s done well there 👏🏻 I’m trying to complete Hinge on veteran difficulty. "
hinge is impossible. That’s impossible.

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By *ascaIMan
15 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"He’s done well there 👏🏻 I’m trying to complete Hinge on veteran difficulty. hinge is impossible. That’s impossible. "

I keep dying on the bit where I have to speak to them 😩

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By *tticusukMan
15 weeks ago

Formby

"So, my friend just casually drops that he’s “completed Tinder,” like it’s some kind of video game achievement. He swears he’s swiped through every single profile in the area, and now he’s acting like he deserves a trophy or something. I couldn’t stop laughing—like, congrats, you’ve officially got no life! Now he’s strutting around like a Tinder pro, ready to retire from the game. I’m just waiting for him to start bragging about speedrunning Bumble next!"

It’s a phrase chief taken from inbetweeners character Jay. So the jokes on you really.

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By *elix SightedMan
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Good for him. I haven't even started. Do they have an old person's version?"

Not of tinder but there is one of Bumble. It’s called Crumble.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
15 weeks ago

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"He’s done well there 👏🏻 I’m trying to complete Hinge on veteran difficulty. hinge is impossible. That’s impossible.

I keep dying on the bit where I have to speak to them 😩 "

I filtered my search by relationship type because it was too hard when I included the monogamous people.

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By *idlandiaMan
15 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Good for him. I haven't even started. Do they have an old person's version?

Not of tinder but there is one of Bumble. It’s called Crumble."

I thought the old person version of tinder was called ashes...

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By *he KakapoMan
15 weeks ago

A nice rock

Doesn't really sound ye are very good friends

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
15 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I failed at tinder, I kept swiping the wrong way. "

I failed at Tinder.

I didn't download it. 🤷‍♂️

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
15 weeks ago

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"I failed at tinder, I kept swiping the wrong way.

I failed at Tinder.

I didn't download it. 🤷‍♂️"

Oh behave

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By *ohnny DeeeepMan
15 weeks ago

durham

Pro tip, set your mileage to about 1 mile, you’ll complete it in about 15 minutes.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
15 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Good for him. I haven't even started. Do they have an old person's version?

Yes. And we matched. I'll meet you outside the station. I'll be carrying a copy of the times and wearing a pink carnation.

Put trousers on please. 🥳

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
15 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Good for him. I haven't even started. Do they have an old person's version?

Not of tinder but there is one of Bumble. It’s called Crumble."

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By *cottish guy 555Man
15 weeks ago

London

"Good for him. I haven't even started. Do they have an old person's version?

Yes. And we matched. I'll meet you outside the station. I'll be carrying a copy of the times and wearing a pink carnation.

Put trousers on please. 🥳"

But how else would you know that it's me?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
15 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Good for him. I haven't even started. Do they have an old person's version?

Yes. And we matched. I'll meet you outside the station. I'll be carrying a copy of the times and wearing a pink carnation.

Put trousers on please. 🥳

But how else would you know that it's me?

🤔 I hadn't thought of that.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

I've never played Grumble or Twinge or Tinderbox. Are there cheat codes?

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