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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man " Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr  | |||
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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr "Or farmers. Ooo arrr. | |||
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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr
Or farmers. Ooo arrr. "Or farmers by day n they be pirrrates by night......  | |||
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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man " I've yet to see a man say on his profile that he's a woman! 
There's a few TV's/TS's that would probably fool a few in need of a trip to specsavers though!  | |||
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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr "Thanks....now I have spat out honey yoghurt all over my feckin' laptop.... | |||
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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr
Or farmers. Ooo arrr. Or farmers by day n they be pirrrates by night...... "Arrrr, prepare to be boarded!  | |||
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"do men smell of coffee then??/" No, they smell fannies when they sniff their fingers, unless theyve been scratching their bums afterwards | |||
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"do men smell of coffee then??/" Women are from Venus...and Men are from Kenco | |||
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"do men smell of coffee then??/ Women are from Venus...and Men are from Kenco" 
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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr
Or farmers. Ooo arrr. Or farmers by day n they be pirrrates by night......
Arrrr, prepare to be boarded! "Oooo errrrrrr.......is walking the plank a kinky euphemism then? | |||
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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr
Or farmers. Ooo arrr. Or farmers by day n they be pirrrates by night......
Arrrr, prepare to be boarded! Oooo errrrrrr.......is walking the plank a kinky euphemism then? "Anyone seen Seaman Staines? | |||
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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr
Or farmers. Ooo arrr. Or farmers by day n they be pirrrates by night......
Arrrr, prepare to be boarded! Oooo errrrrrr.......is walking the plank a kinky euphemism then?
Anyone seen Seaman Staines? "And Master Bates. Arrrrr!! | |||
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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man " This is why you don't add a picture in your first mail. | |||
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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr
Or farmers. Ooo arrr. Or farmers by day n they be pirrrates by night......
Arrrr, prepare to be boarded! Oooo errrrrrr.......is walking the plank a kinky euphemism then?
Anyone seen Seaman Staines? "Im not on can am i?  | |||
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"My real name is Mary "That i can believe. | |||
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"My real name is Mary "Well hello there Mary, allow me to introduce myself....I'm Burt | |||
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"A case of any old port in a storm? " Make sure theres plenty of Stilton to go with the port. | |||
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"A case of any old port in a storm? Make sure theres plenty of Stilton to go with the port. "Mouldy cheese?  | |||
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"My real name is Mary "Lol hello mary from the dairy...  | |||
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"I don't like it when I open a bag of liquorish allsorts and find there are no beady sweets!!!! I mean what's all that about? They have pictures of them on the bag but none in the bag!! " Stick to the the thread! It's pirates, me hearties!! Ra-ha!! | |||
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"I don't like it when I open a bag of liquorish allsorts and find there are no beady sweets!!!! I mean what's all that about? They have pictures of them on the bag but none in the bag!! " Though a lady above probably stole them. I very much believe she's good at sucking (the colour off the blue ones). | |||
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"Tell you what burt you have the best man boobs I have seen in a while " Who is burt?  | |||
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"How sad r men who say they r women on profile smell the coffee you r a man Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr
Thanks....now I have spat out honey yoghurt all over my feckin' laptop.... "I think I might start using that excuse.... | |||
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"A case of any old port in a storm? Make sure theres plenty of Stilton to go with the port.
Mouldy cheese? "Depends how long ago you washed your cock. | |||
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"Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr "Pssst, wanna buy a parrot  | |||
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"Maybe they is pirates....arrrrrr
Pssst, wanna buy a parrot "Arrrrrrrrrr | |||
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