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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago

You'd be a millionaire! It's a nice sentiment, right? But we're a capitalist country where profit is King. So what feeling would you bottle and sell purely for profit and why?

C'mon, let me hear your pitches 🤑

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By *rightonsteveMan
15 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I would fart into the bottle and market it as The Sweet Smell of Success which it would be if someone purchased it.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
15 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Sarson's Vinegar Stroke.

That, bottled would be worth a small fortune.

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By *vaRose43Woman
15 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Contentment

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By *ife NinjaMan
15 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Happiness

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By *uriousscouserWoman
15 weeks ago

Wirral

Inadequacy. Obviously I wouldn't call it that, I'd call it some bullshit about success and alpha and power so people who already felt a bit inadequate would buy it, then when they felt more inadequate afterwards I'd tell them they weren't using it right and they needed to buy more, even knowing that the more they bought the worse they'd feel.

Oh, looks like evil Sarah is in control this evening. Interesting.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
15 weeks ago

Essex

When you have been bursting for a wee and you finally find a public loo

(I guess you could just go straight the bottle)

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Self love because we all need it

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By *ife NinjaMan
15 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"When you have been bursting for a wee and you finally find a public loo

(I guess you could just go straight the bottle)"

They say the three most satisfying things in life are a shit, a shave and a gearchange

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
15 weeks ago

Ends

NRE. People love that shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

That feeling of bliss, relief, excitement, elation and joy you get when you pop a big puss-filled wart.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
15 weeks ago

Ipswich

Contentment

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"When you have been bursting for a wee and you finally find a public loo

(I guess you could just go straight the bottle)"

The feeling of using a public toilet? That’s what you’re gonna sell?

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By *ucka39Man
15 weeks ago

Newcastle

Stress, just need a bottle big enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"I would fart into the bottle and market it as The Sweet Smell of Success which it would be if someone purchased it. "

Now if you were a hot woman, there'd actually be a market for that!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
15 weeks ago

Essex


"When you have been bursting for a wee and you finally find a public loo

(I guess you could just go straight the bottle)

The feeling of using a public toilet? That’s what you’re gonna sell? "

It was relevant and heartfelt at the time 🤣

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
15 weeks ago

Newcastle

I’d call mine ‘Amour Fou’ - crazy love or obsessive passion…. the love rush feeling

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By *ools and the brainCouple
15 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

That feeling when enough just isn't quite enough, which will force people to buy another bottle, then another and another........

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
15 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

That moment when you close the door as they leave to go home. Content and still flooded with endorphins, vaguely frustrated by the extra little teases on the way to the door because they like to be sure you want just a little more. That not quite bittersweet not quite not wanting them to leave just just yet, but also not wanting them to stay.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
15 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

That heart-bursting joy-filled contentment and love when you're all snuggled up with your toddler. I really miss toddler snuggles 😭

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By *ensuallover1000Man
15 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll sell bottled befuddlement 😜👍🏻

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

Genuine compassion for others.

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By *sWyldWoman
15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

The feeling when your dog is so happy to see you and after a bad day just loves you unconditionally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"Sarson's Vinegar Stroke.

That, bottled would be worth a small fortune."

Surely the full release would be more profitable! 🤔

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"Contentment"

Oooh that's a good one. Now the paradoxical question... What price would feel feel content to buy it for? 😏

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By *r Mind CandyMan
15 weeks ago

Cheshire


"You'd be a millionaire! It's a nice sentiment, right? But we're a capitalist country where profit is King. So what feeling would you bottle and sell purely for profit and why?

C'mon, let me hear your pitches 🤑"

I would bottle all them bottled up feelings…… oh no wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"Inadequacy. Obviously I wouldn't call it that, I'd call it some bullshit about success and alpha and power so people who already felt a bit inadequate would buy it, then when they felt more inadequate afterwards I'd tell them they weren't using it right and they needed to buy more, even knowing that the more they bought the worse they'd feel.

Oh, looks like evil Sarah is in control this evening. Interesting."

I feel like this would work once... Maybe twice tops before tanking your reputation!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"When you have been bursting for a wee and you finally find a public loo

(I guess you could just go straight the bottle)"

It's a great feeling! But is it I ky marketed towards people needing a wee? 🤔

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"Self love because we all need it "

I want to be really snarky but that could actually be pretty good... As long as it wears off so people have to buy it again 😈

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By *vaRose43Woman
15 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"Contentment

Oooh that's a good one. Now the paradoxical question... What price would feel feel content to buy it for? 😏"

Well the nice thing is, you’d never experience buyers remorse because you feel so content. I feel like it could command a high price but me being me, I’d want it affordable to all. Those that might need it most may well be the poorest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"NRE. People love that shit. "

I had to Google that and it gave me New Relationship Energy and Non-recurring Engineering... I assume you mean the former

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"Stress, just need a bottle big enough "

Why would people want to buy stress?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
15 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"NRE. People love that shit.

I had to Google that and it gave me New Relationship Energy and Non-recurring Engineering... I assume you mean the former "

NRE is a helluva drug.

That would probably have been my first answer if Pickle hadn't beaten me to it 💜

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
15 weeks ago

Essex


"Stress, just need a bottle big enough

Why would people want to buy stress? "

It’s a great motivator

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
15 weeks ago

Essex


"When you have been bursting for a wee and you finally find a public loo

(I guess you could just go straight the bottle)

It's a great feeling! But is it I ky marketed towards people needing a wee? 🤔"

The she-wee marketers could tell you. Because it will be women more prone to this need.

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands

That feeling when your football team scores a late winner

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
15 weeks ago

Southampton

Taking one's bra off when you get home 🤣

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By *ucka39Man
15 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Stress, just need a bottle big enough

Why would people want to buy stress? "

Because the shares would be higher stakes

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By *B69Woman
15 weeks ago

Wiltshire

That feeling of getting into bed with fresh clean sheets

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By *obilebottomMan
15 weeks ago

All over

Humility

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By *onmar02Couple (MM)
15 weeks ago

Bargoed

A hug from the person you love, priceless 💖

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By *929Man
15 weeks ago

bedlington

The post workout high

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By *londebiguyMan
15 weeks ago

Southport

That feeling when you are pissed up and you get your first bite of a kebab.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
15 weeks ago

cardiff

When everyone told you, you were wrong, but you were right, that feeling...yes please, in a bottle

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By *ot.a.murdererWoman
15 weeks ago

Banbury


"That feeling of getting into bed with fresh clean sheets"

With freshly shaved legs as well, stellar combination!

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

When you fart and are thankful it didn't make any sound... Then you give the person next to you a funny look as the smell starts to waft about, and if you know the person you say their name disgustedly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"I’d call mine ‘Amour Fou’ - crazy love or obsessive passion…. the love rush feeling "

Imagine the amount of fucking if everyone bought that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"That feeling when enough just isn't quite enough, which will force people to buy another bottle, then another and another........"

I think a few bottles need to have enough though... Just to give people hope to keep buying

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
15 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Perfect swing, sounds like a dream strike, right out the middle, baby draw, 285 yds straight down the fairway.

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By *lder.Woman
15 weeks ago

Not Local


"Perfect swing, sounds like a dream strike, right out the middle, baby draw, 285 yds straight down the fairway."

Is that cricket. I love the clunk of a cricket ball on a bat.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
15 weeks ago

Newcastle


"I’d call mine ‘Amour Fou’ - crazy love or obsessive passion…. the love rush feeling

Imagine the amount of fucking if everyone bought that! "

Yeah but it would be guaranteed to be good!

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By *ad NannaWoman
15 weeks ago

East London

When you step out of the plane into a warm breeze knowing you don't have to do fuck all except eat, drink, swim and lounge by the pool/beach for two weeks.

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By *ileen doverWoman
15 weeks ago

Cardiff


"When you step out of the plane into a warm breeze knowing you don't have to do fuck all except eat, drink, swim and lounge by the pool/beach for two weeks."
I would definitely buy that nanna

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"That moment when you close the door as they leave to go home. Content and still flooded with endorphins, vaguely frustrated by the extra little teases on the way to the door because they like to be sure you want just a little more. That not quite bittersweet not quite not wanting them to leave just just yet, but also not wanting them to stay."

That last bit sounded very much like a "I've loved our time together... But please fuck off now"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"That heart-bursting joy-filled contentment and love when you're all snuggled up with your toddler. I really miss toddler snuggles 😭"

Just to be clear, it has to be from snuggling their OWN toddler right? 😅

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"I’ll sell bottled befuddlement 😜👍🏻"

And then other bottles to clear up the befuddlement. Twice the profit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"That feeling when your football team scores a late winner"

I wouldn't know how that feels lately

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"That feeling of getting into bed with fresh clean sheets"

I'm actually not a fan of that. It was my unpopular opinion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"The post workout high "

Yes! This, I could get behind

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I’d sell insouciance and over charge and people would just shrug and pay me

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
15 weeks ago

Basingstoke

That feeling when you wake up in the morning raring to get going on your workout. To be used on the days when you just can't be ar$ed but you know you've got to find the motivation from somewhere.

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By *ad NannaWoman
15 weeks ago

East London


"When you step out of the plane into a warm breeze knowing you don't have to do fuck all except eat, drink, swim and lounge by the pool/beach for two weeks. I would definitely buy that nanna "

I'd become addicted to it

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By *ad NannaWoman
15 weeks ago

East London


"That feeling of getting into bed with fresh clean sheets

I'm actually not a fan of that. It was my unpopular opinion "

You need to buy flannelette bedding and get your mum to wash and iron them for you.

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By *ax19862002Man
15 weeks ago

Ayrshire

The feeling of your kids hugging you for no reason other than they love you

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By *ob357Man
15 weeks ago

Oswestry

Finding your atm card after tearing the house apart for an hour……so a friend told me

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By *andt3744Couple
15 weeks ago

swansea

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
15 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Hi Joe Beans

I'd probably bottle that feeling when you look into the porch and the online shopping that you are expecting, but not quite sure wasn't a scam, is there

B

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By *rRiosMan
15 weeks ago

dublin


"I would fart into the bottle and market it as The Sweet Smell of Success which it would be if someone purchased it. "

Amouranth done this.

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By *rsMxCouple
15 weeks ago

Glasgow

The heat as you step off a plane abroad

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By *ikiiMan
15 weeks ago

leeds

The feeling of the a really good nights sleep. Imagine a can of 8 hours

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By *esthetic21Man
15 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

M d m a

Oh hang on

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
15 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"That moment when you close the door as they leave to go home. Content and still flooded with endorphins, vaguely frustrated by the extra little teases on the way to the door because they like to be sure you want just a little more. That not quite bittersweet not quite not wanting them to leave just just yet, but also not wanting them to stay.

That last bit sounded very much like a "I've loved our time together... But please fuck off now" "

I like that moment of off you fuck then 💜

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By *entlemanrogueMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Contentment"

This 💯

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By *tan300Man
15 weeks ago

portsmouth

I used to box in my younger days and as much as I like some good dirty sex there’s no other feeling in the world when your having a good hard fight the adrenaline rush you get when you beat the shit out of someone is just the best.Even taking a good bashing yourself can sometimes give you a better rush than when your winning

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By *icecouple561Couple
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15 weeks ago

East Sussex

The first morning of your holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"I used to box in my younger days and as much as I like some good dirty sex there’s no other feeling in the world when your having a good hard fight the adrenaline rush you get when you beat the shit out of someone is just the best.Even taking a good bashing yourself can sometimes give you a better rush than when your winning "

I know a byb fighter who gets horny when he fights lol!

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By *ornucopiaMan
15 weeks ago

Bexley


"The heat as you step off a plane abroad "

Already bought some from Nanna!

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By *ucka39Man
15 weeks ago

Newcastle

The odour you get after rampant sex still lingas in the morning and Days later. The new febreze

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By *eliWoman
15 weeks ago

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I was going to say that feeling of falling in love with someone, when everything is that little brighter and the little things that remind you of them quickly plaster a smile across your face.

But it's solely for profit isn't it?

It'd be that feeling of needing more. More of life, sex, whatever but also... the product. It feels a tad cruel though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
15 weeks ago


"I was going to say that feeling of falling in love with someone, when everything is that little brighter and the little things that remind you of them quickly plaster a smile across your face.

But it's solely for profit isn't it?

It'd be that feeling of needing more. More of life, sex, whatever but also... the product. It feels a tad cruel though. "

Ooooh Meli, you have a dark streak to you 😜

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
15 weeks ago

Southampton


"M d m a

Oh hang on "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ot.a.murdererWoman
15 weeks ago

Banbury


"When you step out of the plane into a warm breeze knowing you don't have to do fuck all except eat, drink, swim and lounge by the pool/beach for two weeks."

I've been mostly housebound for 12 years, this sounds HEAVENLY. It's been 16 years since my last holiday abroad

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