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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

You know you're a sissy when................

Fill in the blank!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
20 weeks ago

The Continental

Someone calls you a sissy?

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By *rightonsteveMan
20 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You use shaving foam and a razor. Real men use flints from the garden.

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By *westUKguyMan
20 weeks ago

Southport

You put your daughters clothes on and admit you look better

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
20 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

You've put the heating on in October

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

Oh fuck... my heatings been on since June...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"You use shaving foam and a razor. Real men use flints from the garden. "

Epilation could be worse than flint?

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By *rightonsteveMan
20 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You use shaving foam and a razor. Real men use flints from the garden.

Epilation could be worse than flint?"

Only if an old granny with false teeth does it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"You use shaving foam and a razor. Real men use flints from the garden.

Epilation could be worse than flint?

Only if an old granny with false teeth does it "

Oya bugger that does sound sore lol

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By *orth_London_Guy100Man
20 weeks ago

London

"You've put the heating on in October "

Quilty then!

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Is this blankety blank?

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By *iker JackMan
20 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Is this blankety blank? "

Can I have the cheque book and pen please

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By *tockingsstephTV/TS
20 weeks ago

northampton

You love wearing stockings and sucking cocks

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By *ave1976XXXMan
20 weeks ago

newmarket

When accept the love of wearing in front of others

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By *elix SightedMan
20 weeks ago

Cloud 8

You ask a woman what shade her eye shadow is and where you can get some because

Gohd

it’s simply diviiiiiiine and just makes her eyes sing and that outfit and oh wow those cheek bones…

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By *illy IdolMan
20 weeks ago

Midlands

You wash the dishes in marigolds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

...You are such a bitch even women fuck you.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You don't eat Yorkie Bars

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I’ve no idea dahlinks.

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"You don't eat Yorkie Bars

I'm sure I've seen you biting down on one!🤨

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By *ampireLoveMan
20 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

"You wash the dishes in marigolds "

Hey! There is nothing wrong with doing this!!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
20 weeks ago

Cheshire

"You know you're a sissy when................

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When they ask or even better demand and you say …yes sir

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By *ools1964Man
20 weeks ago

Swadlincote

"You put your daughters clothes on and admit you look better"
I've done this many times.

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By *tan300Man
20 weeks ago

portsmouth

When your in your 50’s and wear skinny jeans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"When your in your 50’s and wear skinny jeans"

Whew! Im just 46

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Chichester

"You know you're a sissy when................

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When you can’t piss straight anymore. It’s over. Just embrace the sissy life is calling at that point

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By *itginger101Man
20 weeks ago

Termonfeckin

When I look better in my wife's lingerie than she does 😉

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By *xstaceyxxTV/TS
20 weeks ago

longeaton,ng10

You wear your sisters lingerie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"You know you're a sissy when................

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When you can’t piss straight anymore. It’s over. Just embrace the sissy life is calling at that point "

Gosh you're a sexy one...

Yeh or if someone starts going limp!

But just imagine... If a guy goes limp at say: 50 or 60; his sex life is pretty much over... But a sissy? - His (HER!) life is just beginning, hehehe.

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By *idssissyTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Birmingham

Is every TV a sissy or is sissy a subset of TV

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By *adboy81Man
20 weeks ago

belfast

When my big cock is buried deep between your legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"When my big cock is buried deep between your legs

Yeah that would do it lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"You don't eat Yorkie Bars

I'm sure I've seen you biting down on one!🤨"

That wasn't a Yorkie Bar and I did apologise to him.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
20 weeks ago

Cheshire

"Is every TV a sissy or is sissy a subset of TV "

Subset, met plenty of TV’s on the scene and quite a few would really be insulted by being called a sissy.

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By *idssissyTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Is every TV a sissy or is sissy a subset of TV

Subset, met plenty of TV’s on the scene and quite a few would really be insulted by being called a sissy.

That's what I thought

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By *arltraynierMan
20 weeks ago

lowestoft

That's true

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By *iger3Couple
20 weeks ago

Dunstable

When you like dressing up in lingerie and stockings and a wig

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

You've got 20 dildos lying around

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By *ickyxxx99Man
19 weeks ago

Lewisham . Se London

When you slow down and come to a halt when you're close to the lingerie section in TK Max

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Chichester

"When you slow down and come to a halt when you're close to the lingerie section in TK Max"

damm does this mean guys cant buy their birds underwear anymore

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By *rthur30Man
19 weeks ago

Warrington

When you know your lingerie size in all the major stores and it all fits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"When you slow down and come to a halt when you're close to the lingerie section in TK Max"

Oh good one, and very true!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

"When you know your lingerie size in all the major stores and it all fits."

Yes! And I have a unique bra fit that took a while to get right.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

When you chew a fruit pastille

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By *ayleababeTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Tividale

When your in a supermarket or clothing shop and see lingerie on the racks and think yeah I’ll look good in that

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By *atandjayCouple
18 weeks ago

Brighton

"When your in a supermarket or clothing shop and see lingerie on the racks and think yeah I’ll look good in that

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Motherwell

When a guy you have met off here who is v hot and equipped leans over in the car before you get to his house and he says " You did remember the condoms and lube" made me shiver that did in all the right places as did he later that evening. Mx

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

... when you look at all the women's profiles on Fab to perve at the shoes, see which lingerie you'd like to buy for yourself, get some ideas for how to pose seductively for men in your own photos...

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Sitting on the table

When you won't sit down on public benches and chairs without covering the surface with something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
18 weeks ago

"When you won't sit down on public benches and chairs without covering the surface with something"

So... That pretty much includes quarter of the world then... Wiping things down, spraying their handywandys, and wearing maskywaskys etc.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Sitting on the table

"When you won't sit down on public benches and chairs without covering the surface with something

So... That pretty much includes quarter of the world then... Wiping things down, spraying their handywandys, and wearing maskywaskys etc."

I've literally never seen anyone else doing this unless the seat is wet with rainwater, and certainly not for the reason I do it.

It's not about catching germs, for me it's about not sitting directly on dirty surfaces so my arse doesn't get spotty and remains presentable 😉

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By *iger3Couple
18 weeks ago

Dunstable

"When accept the love of wearing in front of others "
worn it in front of others on many occasions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
18 weeks ago

"When you won't sit down on public benches and chairs without covering the surface with something

So... That pretty much includes quarter of the world then... Wiping things down, spraying their handywandys, and wearing maskywaskys etc.

I've literally never seen anyone else doing this unless the seat is wet with rainwater, and certainly not for the reason I do it.

It's not about catching germs, for me it's about not sitting directly on dirty surfaces so my arse doesn't get spotty and remains presentable 😉"

Lol me too, especially toilet seats... and i never touch a door handle

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