FabSwingers.com forum: Insult

By *iker Jack OP Man
8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

What’s your best or favourite insult

I love the word “cockwomble”

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By *iker Jack OP Man
8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Oh and not an excuse to insult me 🤣

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By *929Man
8 weeks ago

newcastle

They all are based around the word cunt

Useless cunt

Stinking cunt

Wooden heeded cunt

Stupid fat cunt

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
8 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I like the ones that are just normal words said in that tone of voice.

Spanner. I like that one.

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By *iker Jack OP Man
8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Doughnut.

Oi you doughnut

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

Fuckknuckle

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By *a LunaWoman
8 weeks ago

South Wales

Knobhead is my go to.

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By *r John WickMan
8 weeks ago

The Continental

Smeghead

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
8 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Doughnut.

Oi you doughnut

Yes.

Those ones 💜

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By *iker Jack OP Man
8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Dimlow

Dimlow chavvy

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By *uffymayfairCouple
8 weeks ago

vera playa, Almeria

Wank turkey or if it's someone small micro twat

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By *agatoXXXMan
8 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"What’s your best or favourite insult

I love the word “cockwomble”"

I hate that "word".

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By *londebiguyMan
8 weeks ago

Southport

Knobjockey is pretty good

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Wet lettuce

Mrs

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By *londebiguyMan
8 weeks ago

Southport

"Knobhead is my go to.

It's mine too

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By *ools and the brainCouple
8 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

You Egg !

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

'Sissy'... Brings a tear to my eye every time. I try to be macho!

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Wanking dead

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
8 weeks ago

Norwich

I’ve always been partial to “tool”

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By *uriousscouserWoman
8 weeks ago

Wirral

I was recently introduced to the phrase "thick as a boxing day turd".

As insults go, that's a doozy.

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Oh and not an excuse to insult me 🤣"

Spoilsport!

Ok OP, I definitely don’t think you’re a fucking moron (that’s my current go to)

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By *aulmywandMan
8 weeks ago

sidcup

You bell end is one of my favourites

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By *agic johnsonMan
8 weeks ago

morden

Fucking dingleberry

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By *iker Jack OP Man
8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Oh and not an excuse to insult me 🤣

Spoilsport!

Ok OP, I definitely don’t think you’re a fucking moron (that’s my current go to)"

Oh but I can confirm I am 🤪🤪

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
8 weeks ago

Ends

Your mum.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
8 weeks ago

Ends

Your nan.

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You don’t need to be insulted, OP. You’re from Wolverhampton.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
8 weeks ago

Ends

Eediat

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Dickhead(visual sign) when driving

Prick or dopey twat when they're within earshot,I'm past caring about their reaction at my age

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
8 weeks ago

Ends

Skull full of worms/ minced meat/ rocks

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By *iker Jack OP Man
8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"You don’t need to be insulted, OP. You’re from Wolverhampton. "

Residing. That is all. Not from here

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
8 weeks ago

Ends

"You don’t need to be insulted, OP. You’re from Wolverhampton.

Residing. That is all. Not from here "

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
8 weeks ago

Manchester

Sausage, empty head, helmet, ballbag.

When we're directing insults toward one another, "you fucking nerd" comes out often (we are both nerds deep down).

Reserved for a certain friend or one particular moaning colleague on special occasions- "Nothing brightens up a room like your absence"

Him

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
8 weeks ago

Ends

"You don’t need to be insulted, OP. You’re from Wolverhampton. "

I’ve found Noni Madueke’s Fab account.

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By *ggdrasil66Man
8 weeks ago

Saltdean

Fuckin half head! - Applies to a lot of people I see on the late shift…

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By *uicy 2020Woman
8 weeks ago

London

"Dimlow

Dimlow chavvy"

Ooh, as kids we said Dinlow! Id completely forgotten about that 🤣

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You don’t need to be insulted, OP. You’re from Wolverhampton.

Residing. That is all. Not from here

He said desperately…

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By *ousewifeonheatCouple
8 weeks ago

watford

Hubbys is shitcunt

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’ve never heard Dimlow before

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
8 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Ahhh insults

Fuckwit

Dickhead

Sad

Ballbag

Dimwit

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By *uicy 2020Woman
8 weeks ago

London

I rather like 'you plonker'

One i use in my head is 'wank splat' no idea where it came from 🤣🤣🤣

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By *iker Jack OP Man
8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"You don’t need to be insulted, OP. You’re from Wolverhampton.

Residing. That is all. Not from here

He said desperately…"

I would not be foolish enough to put down the city I live in or work in…no desperation, just common sense 🤣

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By *electableicecreamMan
8 weeks ago

The West

Gombeen

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
8 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Git

Drip

Clueless

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By *orphia2003Woman
8 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Cockwomble is brilliant.

Twat

Tosser

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By *eardedguy800Man
8 weeks ago

Kidderminster

Plant pot

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By *ambi4uMan
8 weeks ago

Saint Helens

Fuckwit

Nobhead

Are my main two

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By *onjoliveMan
8 weeks ago

bournemouth

Numnuts….but I do like cockwomble

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By *ceKweenWoman
8 weeks ago

Bolton

M-Knob Rash

F- Bint

Amongst friends 😜

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By *elix SightedMan
8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

And a blast from my childhood is “You gormless cunt”. I was a delight.

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By *rdimpsMan
8 weeks ago

Hull

If you get a divorce, will she still be your fucking sister?

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By *rdimpsMan
8 weeks ago

Hull

Swamp donkey

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By *ceKweenWoman
8 weeks ago

Bolton

Favourite that comes out without thinking is Gobshite

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By *iker Jack OP Man
8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I also like belter

You’re an absolute belter

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By *rdimpsMan
8 weeks ago

Hull

Another one that should have been swallowed.

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
8 weeks ago

louth

Twunt

When Cunt or Twat alone will not do!

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By *eeking_sensuality77Woman
8 weeks ago

Athlone

Clown 🤡

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By *ornycougaWoman
8 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

I love cockwomble too. And fucktard

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Knob-jockey is my favourite

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By *riel13Woman
8 weeks ago

Northampton

"I also like belter

You’re an absolute belter"

That's not an insult tho

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By *mmaleiaWoman
8 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Douche canoe

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
8 weeks ago

Bromley

Hoofwanking fucknugget

Wizard sleeve

Cunt

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By *ilonStitchCouple
8 weeks ago

Staffs

Sausage

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By *riel13Woman
8 weeks ago

Northampton

Prick! Fuck trumpet I quite like too

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By *h86Man
8 weeks ago

Glos

Cock juggling thundercunt

Fucking Nimrod

Festering Wanksock is a common go to aswell

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By *iking 777Man
8 weeks ago

wick

You were a waste of your mothers milk

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Central

I'd not waste my time, unless swearing and educating

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By *hGlobbitsMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

As the proud custodian of a three year old, I'm currently training myself on a new collection of child-friendly insults to deploy when getting cut up by white van men and BMW drivers. She's endlessly entertained by this and often invites me to insult her, just so she can laugh at the delivery. "Call me a turnip, Dada. Now call me a spanner". Tiny hilarity ensues

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
8 weeks ago

The Lake District

"Smeghead"

Lol,im off to Youtube now for the Red Dwarf "He's a Smeee Heeea" sketch,so fookin' funny

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By *rsMxCouple
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

Fucktard

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
8 weeks ago

lewisham

You big fat, idle ugly wart. You great useless spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock.

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
8 weeks ago

Tunbridge Wells

You flibberty giblet…, when trying hard not to swear!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
8 weeks ago

North Angus

Bitchwaffle: self explanatory

Flump: yes the marshmallow

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By *apichulogl1Man
8 weeks ago

Gloucester

Dirty rat

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By *tan300Man
8 weeks ago

portsmouth

"They all are based around the word cunt

Useless cunt

Stinking cunt

Wooden heeded cunt

Stupid fat cunt "

CUNT is the best word in the world.Its my favourite description for someone that I really don’t like.

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By *piritOfWolvesMan
8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Cunt!

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By *rdimpsMan
3 weeks ago

Hull

If you divorce your Mrs, will she still be your sister?

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By *ntraditional_GentMan
3 weeks ago

Leicestershire

I heard someone call their husband (who had saggy jowls) “a f*cling pelican”, and I can’t lie, it’s a moment engrained in to my brain.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
3 weeks ago

chichester

Retsrd / did they just go full retard.

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By *arvey67Man
3 weeks ago

Grimsby

"Cunt!"

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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By *onnynclaireCouple
3 weeks ago

Reading

Dickhead bruv! (Said like the youth)

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