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"Ooo full English and I will have your black pudding! Can't let it go to waste lol" You can't just have the black pudding, you have to trade it for something? You wanna swap for mushroom??  | |||
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"Ooo full English and I will have your black pudding! Can't let it go to waste lol You can't just have the black pudding, you have to trade it for something? You wanna swap for mushroom?? "Yes! That would be a fair swap, not a fan lol | |||
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"Catching the train early this morning so will take a black coffee and croissant to go" Only 1 croissant? I feel greedy now  | |||
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"Catching the train early this morning so will take a black coffee and croissant to go Only 1 croissant? I feel greedy now "I could stretch to two but the flakes go everywhere! | |||
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"Catching the train early this morning so will take a black coffee and croissant to go Only 1 croissant? I feel greedy now "Standard bacon and egg on toast pls xx | |||
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"Catching the train early this morning so will take a black coffee and croissant to go Only 1 croissant? I feel greedy now
Standard bacon and egg on toast pls xx"Hey you mischievous stop up... I asked you for breakfast once already, but I'll settle for a kiss  | |||
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"Catching the train early this morning so will take a black coffee and croissant to go Only 1 croissant? I feel greedy now
Standard bacon and egg on toast pls xx
Hey you mischievous stop up... I asked you for breakfast once already, but I'll settle for a kiss "I’ll go without for a kiss xx | |||
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"Catching the train early this morning so will take a black coffee and croissant to go Only 1 croissant? I feel greedy now
I could stretch to two but the flakes go everywhere!" fair point, plus they are like £50 each on trains | |||
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"Catching the train early this morning so will take a black coffee and croissant to go Only 1 croissant? I feel greedy now
Standard bacon and egg on toast pls xx
Hey you mischievous stop up... I asked you for breakfast once already, but I'll settle for a kiss
I’ll go without for a kiss xx "Without what? Can't we have both? I'm starving lol | |||
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"Catching the train early this morning so will take a black coffee and croissant to go Only 1 croissant? I feel greedy now
Standard bacon and egg on toast pls xx
Hey you mischievous stop up... I asked you for breakfast once already, but I'll settle for a kiss
I’ll go without for a kiss xx
Without what? Can't we have both? I'm starving lol"That’s just plain greedy xx 😘 | |||
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong) No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx"When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂 | |||
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"Full English are best, but do enjoy a little continental as well do like my cheese and meats." That's only for abroad breakfasts, not for here silly | |||
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong) No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂"And a beer? | |||
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"I’ll go for kippers with a side of avocado please "Luke.... NO. Behave & have a word with yourself | |||
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"I’ll go for kippers with a side of avocado please
Luke.... NO.
Behave & have a word with yourself "In that case I’ll settle for sirloin tips (instead of black pudding) with a full English please | |||
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong) No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂
And a beer?"Only if I’m on holiday 😂 Wouldn’t you rather a lorne, with your fry up? 😂 | |||
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong) No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂
And a beer?
Only if I’m on holiday 😂
Wouldn’t you rather a lorne, with your fry up? 😂"Real life rules don't apply when one is on holiday (or Wetherspoons) so fill ya boots, I'm nasty so I'll also have chips and beer with you | |||
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"Porridge with honey and a double shot Americano for us " Not had porridge in years, don't know why because I do like it. Is Ready Brek still a thing? | |||
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"Good morning, abit early for a fry up so its a chocolate toast and a cuppa. " Chocolate toast? To early for bacon & eggs but you are willing to eat chocolate
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"Porridge with honey and a double shot Americano for us Not had porridge in years, don't know why because I do like it. Is Ready Brek still a thing?" Ready brek reminds me of soggy rusks 🤢 | |||
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"Catching the train early this morning so will take a black coffee and croissant to go Only 1 croissant? I feel greedy now
Standard bacon and egg on toast pls xx
Hey you mischievous stop up... I asked you for breakfast once already, but I'll settle for a kiss
I’ll go without for a kiss xx
Without what? Can't we have both? I'm starving lol
That’s just plain greedy xx 😘"Not the first time I've been called a greedy girl | |||
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong) No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂
And a beer?
Only if I’m on holiday 😂
Wouldn’t you rather a lorne, with your fry up? 😂
Real life rules don't apply when one is on holiday (or Wetherspoons) so fill ya boots, I'm nasty so I'll also have chips and beer with you"Chips and a beer sounds perfect 😉 | |||
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"Porridge with honey and a double shot Americano for us Not had porridge in years, don't know why because I do like it. Is Ready Brek still a thing? Ready brek reminds me of soggy rusks 🤢" That was my childhood winter breakfast, done in the microwave, the edges would dry and stick to the side of the bowl like cement | |||
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong) No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂
And a beer?
Only if I’m on holiday 😂
Wouldn’t you rather a lorne, with your fry up? 😂
Real life rules don't apply when one is on holiday (or Wetherspoons) so fill ya boots, I'm nasty so I'll also have chips and beer with you
Chips and a beer sounds perfect 😉"Fuck it, let's just knock the food on the head and get straight to the beer.... happy days | |||
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"Bacon 2 Fried eggs Mushrooms Hash browns Black pudding Beans No toast ta 2 fried bread Large coffee Please "We have a winner with fried bread, yessssss No sausage? | |||
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"Bacon 2 Fried eggs Mushrooms Hash browns Black pudding Beans No toast ta 2 fried bread Large coffee Please
We have a winner with fried bread, yessssss
No sausage?"No sausage I’m on diet | |||
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"Bacon 2 Fried eggs Mushrooms Hash browns Black pudding Beans No toast ta 2 fried bread Large coffee Please
We have a winner with fried bread, yessssss
No sausage?
No sausage
I’m on diet
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"Bacon 2 Fried eggs Mushrooms Hash browns Black pudding Beans No toast ta 2 fried bread Large coffee Please
We have a winner with fried bread, yessssss
No sausage?
No sausage
I’m on diet
But its fab, sausage jokes are a must "Ok Just two chipolatas then Oh spam fritter | |||
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong) No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂
And a beer?
Only if I’m on holiday 😂
Wouldn’t you rather a lorne, with your fry up? 😂
Real life rules don't apply when one is on holiday (or Wetherspoons) so fill ya boots, I'm nasty so I'll also have chips and beer with you
Chips and a beer sounds perfect 😉
Fuck it, let's just knock the food on the head and get straight to the beer.... happy days "Sounds like a plan. Might be fun having the fry up and chips after the beer 😜 | |||
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong) No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂
And a beer?
Only if I’m on holiday 😂
Wouldn’t you rather a lorne, with your fry up? 😂
Real life rules don't apply when one is on holiday (or Wetherspoons) so fill ya boots, I'm nasty so I'll also have chips and beer with you
Chips and a beer sounds perfect 😉
Fuck it, let's just knock the food on the head and get straight to the beer.... happy days
Sounds like a plan. Might be fun having the fry up and chips after the beer 😜"This honestly sounds sensible to me, the others are doing it WRONG | |||
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong) No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx
When I’m feeling dirty, I like a full English with chips 😬😂
And a beer?
Only if I’m on holiday 😂
Wouldn’t you rather a lorne, with your fry up? 😂
Real life rules don't apply when one is on holiday (or Wetherspoons) so fill ya boots, I'm nasty so I'll also have chips and beer with you
Chips and a beer sounds perfect 😉
Fuck it, let's just knock the food on the head and get straight to the beer.... happy days
Sounds like a plan. Might be fun having the fry up and chips after the beer 😜
This honestly sounds sensible to me, the others are doing it WRONG"They don’t know how to live 😂 | |||
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"Food is for weekends. Coffee is for weekdays." Wish I could live to that rule, I'm weak... And greedy | |||
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"It’s definitely the best meal of the day though. So many variations. " I read vibrations | |||
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"It’s definitely the best meal of the day though. So many variations. I read vibrations " I'm picking up good vibrations. | |||
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"It’s definitely the best meal of the day though. So many variations. I read vibrations " Because you have a dirty mind. | |||
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"Right shift my fat ass for work Enjoy breakfast whatever you have this morning Good day to all "Have a good one | |||
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"Right shift my fat ass for work Enjoy breakfast whatever you have this morning Good day to all
Have a good one "Thank you Same to all | |||
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"Rum please 😎" Me and Kale are coming to your house for breakfast. You a pirate by any chance | |||
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"Eggs benedict. Nice and creamy. " This is going to make me sound like a pathetic human being, but.... I've never had eggs Benedict | |||
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"It’s definitely the best meal of the day though. So many variations. I read vibrations Because you have a dirty mind. " And you are a willy flasher | |||
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"Eggs benedict. Nice and creamy. This is going to make me sound like a pathetic human being, but.... I've never had eggs Benedict "When you are away with work and had 3 full English in a row it is a very pleasant change | |||
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"Rum please 😎 Me and Kale are coming to your house for breakfast. You a pirate by any chance " They call me a spiritualist because I'm a lover of the spirits😎 | |||
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"It’s definitely the best meal of the day though. So many variations. I read vibrations Because you have a dirty mind. And you are a willy flasher "😂 You’re a nipple flasher | |||
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"Full Scottish please, and make sure that sausage is SQUARE!! "Hiw mad you gunna be if you get link sausage | |||
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"Just some chocolate biscuits to go with my tea please Buttercup." I only got custard creams, but I'd happily go get chocolate biscuits for you two gorgeous people | |||
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"Full Scottish please, and make sure that sausage is SQUARE!!
Hiw mad you gunna be if you get link sausage "The links will be getting shoved somewhere, and knowing fab, it'll become a new kink! | |||
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"Just some chocolate biscuits to go with my tea please Buttercup. I only got custard creams, but I'd happily go get chocolate biscuits for you two gorgeous people " Forget the biscuits and jump into bed with us immediately. You’ll have to take those heels off though, these bed sheets are clean on. | |||
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"Just some chocolate biscuits to go with my tea please Buttercup." Not sure I could eat something so sweet that early. | |||
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"Just some chocolate biscuits to go with my tea please Buttercup. I only got custard creams, but I'd happily go get chocolate biscuits for you two gorgeous people Forget the biscuits and jump into bed with us immediately. You’ll have to take those heels off though, these bed sheets are clean on." Unbuckles shoes in record time | |||
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"What I want is a pile of black pudding and poached eggs…what I’ve got is yoghurt and banana…which is nice but not quite the same. " I approve. What you have is lush, what you want is vile, plus you are looking very good for it | |||
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"Just some chocolate biscuits to go with my tea please Buttercup. I only got custard creams, but I'd happily go get chocolate biscuits for you two gorgeous people Forget the biscuits and jump into bed with us immediately. You’ll have to take those heels off though, these bed sheets are clean on. Unbuckles shoes in record time "*clears todays diary*  | |||
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"A pumpkin spice latte. I'm going to taste of them soon enough. 🎃" They’ve been banned, new legislation. Bloody tories! | |||
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"Poached eggs with bacon on thick loaf please 🙏 And a bucket of tea . Oh and a snog 💋 x" Ohh hellooooo. Pucka up | |||
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"A pumpkin spice latte. I'm going to taste of them soon enough. 🎃 They’ve been banned, new legislation. Bloody tories!" Fuck the Tories. Silly sausages. | |||
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"A pumpkin spice latte. I'm going to taste of them soon enough. 🎃 They’ve been banned, new legislation. Bloody tories! Fuck the Tories. Silly sausages. " You probably would! Anyway, I can’t stay and chat as I’m in bed with the op and she’s looking very hungry for sosig. | |||
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"Go moning shaggers "Morning sexy Shag | |||
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"Is it brunch yet? 😜" Time for some cognac😎 | |||
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"Full English for me please, no black pudding (because that's just wrong) No I'm not making or supplying, just living in hope that someone delivers xx"I'll take a bacon and sausage barm with brown sauce please | |||
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"I ate at last. Drum roll..... brrrrrrrr I has a bacon butty, 3 custard creams and coffee My morning is complete xx" Wait No rum 😱 | |||
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"I ate at last. Drum roll..... brrrrrrrr I has a bacon butty, 3 custard creams and coffee My morning is complete xx" Was your bread toasted and did you have sauce? | |||
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"I ate at last. Drum roll..... brrrrrrrr I has a bacon butty, 3 custard creams and coffee My morning is complete xx Was your bread toasted and did you have sauce?" It was white (not toasted) Hovis, no sauce. Coffee was white with no sugar | |||
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"What I want is a pile of black pudding and poached eggs…what I’ve got is yoghurt and banana…which is nice but not quite the same. I approve. What you have is lush, what you want is vile, plus you are looking very good for it "Thanks…mind you if full English keeps you looking as good as you do maybe I need to make a change | |||
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"Is it brunch yet? 😜 Time for some cognac😎" I’d rather more food than Cognac 😉 | |||
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