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By *hank you sir OP Man
15 weeks ago

colchester

I know this has probably been done a lot, but I spend quite a lot of time in the car listening to music and can't help myself. So I'll go first

Tina turner - what's love got to do with it

"...what's love, but a second hand emulsion"

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By *issmorganWoman
15 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

My sister thought the pet shop boys Westend girls song said denim world, Instead of dead end world.

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By *exysecretxxxWoman
15 weeks ago

waterford .and surrounding

My dirty mind

Atomic kitten you can lick my hole again

Instead of you can make me whole again

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By *ransManFTMTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Cardiff

I am the lord of the damp settee

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By *equila89Man
15 weeks ago

Tortured Poets Department

Starbucks lovers (long list of ex lovers) Blank Space by Taylor Swift. It’s the first result when you search Starbucks lovers

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By *zeroMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow

The Lionel Ritchie song Dancing On the Ceiling, there's a part where he shouts "everybody have sense!"

For years I thought he was shouting "everybody have sex!"

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

For years, I thought the Only Fools & Horses theme went ‘…and if you want asbestos & you don’t ask questions’

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
15 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I thought I heard a song say we should be making love, not sandwiches.

Turns out the song is called savages. So I'm pretty sure I know what it actually says.

But I like it with sandwiches.

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
15 weeks ago

Darlington

Bohemian Rhapsody…

Spare him his life for his pork sausages

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By *uicy 2020Woman
15 weeks ago

London

The Killers-Human 'Are we human, or are we hamsters?' Makes more sense than the actual lyrics i think

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
15 weeks ago

Sunderland

Bare Naked Ladies - One Week

The real line is "hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes". Yesterday I discovered Mrs Bang thought it was "hot like wasabi when I box limes"

To be fair I can see the confusion. It sounds similar and people are forever signing about citrus fruit packaging

Mr

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By *zeroMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow

"The Killers-Human 'Are we human, or are we hamsters?' Makes more sense than the actual lyrics i think"

I like Bill Baileys "I got ham but I'm not a hamster" in relation to All These Things That I've Done.

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By *hank you sir OP Man
15 weeks ago

colchester

I love all of these.

There's a bit in who's gonna drive you home, where I'm still convinced the singer says "pork pie"

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By *hank you sir OP Man
15 weeks ago

colchester

This isn't misheard,more of a caviat really. But Charles & Eddie's would I lie to you goes:

"...would I lie to you baby, yeah"

I guess he would lie to you then

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By *uriousscouserWoman
15 weeks ago

Wirral

REM: the Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite. I still say it's "calling Jamaica". Apparently it's call me when you try to wake her up, but that's far too many syllables to fit in with the music.

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By *nya NeesWoman
15 weeks ago

Brum

"REM: the Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite. I still say it's "calling Jamaica". Apparently it's call me when you try to wake her up, but that's far too many syllables to fit in with the music."

Isn't it "Call me Cheryl Baker oh" 🤣

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By *uicy 2020Woman
15 weeks ago

London

"REM: the Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite. I still say it's "calling Jamaica". Apparently it's call me when you try to wake her up, but that's far too many syllables to fit in with the music.

Isn't it "Call me Cheryl Baker oh" 🤣"

Yes, i always sing this too! 🤣

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By *uriousscouserWoman
15 weeks ago

Wirral

"REM: the Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite. I still say it's "calling Jamaica". Apparently it's call me when you try to wake her up, but that's far too many syllables to fit in with the music.

Isn't it "Call me Cheryl Baker oh" 🤣"

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Always happy to mishear the lyric in ‘Rockin’ around the Christmas tree’ as:

‘Later we’ll have some fuckin’ pie’

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By *ickie76XXXMan
15 weeks ago

dartford

Prince - Raspberry beret.

At least 20 years singing Brass Merry parade

it wouldn’t be to bad if it wasn’t the actual name of the song.

Another one equally as stupid.

Enter the poison summer has gone.

Don Hendley - boys of the summer. Again the title.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
15 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Tony Christie

“Is this the way to ram a dildo”

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By *ndiscoveredMan
15 weeks ago

Hatfield

Gotta love Alicia keys miss heard lyrics

Concrete jungle WET DREAM 💧💧💧 TOMATO 🍅

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" (in the Garden of Eden) by Iron Butterfly

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple
15 weeks ago

Manchester

Kings of Leon-Closer

I heard it first time round and thought there was a line that went "she sucked my balls".

Apparently it was "she shook my bones"

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By *rispyDuckMan
15 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

In the song 🎶 ‘Rocking around the Christmas tree” she sings’ on the lyrics is says “Later we'll have some pumpkin pie”, And we'll do some caroling!

Each time I hear “ Later we'll have some fucking pie, And we'll do some caroling 😂😂🫣

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By *elix SightedMan
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Don Henley’s Boys of Summer: After the poison summer has gone

And

Africa: Nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do

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By *oontuneMan
15 weeks ago

Menston

Bring me a higher love.

Always sing Bring me an Iron Lung.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
15 weeks ago

Dartford

A favourite from my youth

Freed from desire.......

My love has got no money, he's got his trumblesse.

My love has got no power, he's got his trumbelesse.....

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By *ildmanYorksMan
15 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Sister Sledge - We are Family

"We're giving love in a femidom"

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By *oontuneMan
15 weeks ago

Menston

Sade, Smooth Operator.

Always sing as : Smooth Alligator.

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By *TMycockMan
15 weeks ago

Watford

There's a couple of gems in a pair if No. 1's from the summer of 1987

Madonna, La Isla Bonita

"Last night I dreamt of some dago"

Michael Jackson, I Just Can't Stop Loving You

"Whisper Stan Boardman".

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
15 weeks ago

Willenhall

Queen - Another One Bites The Dust:

Steve walks warily down the street

With his pimple way down low

(instead of "With the brim pulled way down low")

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

U2...She moves in a mysterious way, ..is it not " Shamu the mysterious Whale " 🤔🤔...🤣🤣🤣

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