FabSwingers.com forum: Sex stuff that makes you go :-/

By *inkyPair2018 OP Couple
15 weeks ago

Wolves and Northants

We all must have some conundrums that have made us question the existence of certain things in the sexual sphere

What is it that’s made you ever scratch your head in confusion over such stuff?

For me it’s flavoured condoms. They just don’t even mask that undeniable condom flavour whatsoever! You could put chilli powder on one and the taste of condom would still be ever present. Even for hours after it’s taken off! Bleurgh!

What’s your quandary?

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Sex.

Just sex.

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands

I've never understood people paying for OnlyFans

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By *elix SightedMan
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Poop. It’s always poop. Not so much of a conundrum or quandary, more a wondering of how the hell could stinking, foul human waste be sexy? Urgh. I know I shouldn’t kink shame, but still…

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By *oodmessMan
15 weeks ago

yumsville

People that don't use lube for anal

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By *sWyldWoman
15 weeks ago

Edinburgh

The no kissing. I get the idea behind it for some people, it just personally baffles me that they can do everything else but not that.

Obviously to each their own and all respect for boundaries etc.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
15 weeks ago

Colchester

"The no kissing. I get the idea behind it for some people, it just personally baffles me that they can do everything else but not that.

Obviously to each their own and all respect for boundaries etc. "

I do because it's often expected, and the other person seems to enjoy it. I just find it does nothing for me personally. Mouth to vagina or cock...huge arousal to me. Mouth to mouth...I feel nothing. No tingles, no flutters, zero. To be fair, I assumed everyone else felt the same too ?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
15 weeks ago

Home

Poo stuff, that's just disgusting and weird

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By *ell GwynnWoman
15 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"The no kissing. I get the idea behind it for some people, it just personally baffles me that they can do everything else but not that.

Obviously to each their own and all respect for boundaries etc.

Kissing is hugely sensual and erotic for me. A good kiss can take my breath away and have me highly aroused in seconds.

I don't understand tongues in ears. It feels horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

People being really into feet.

We just do not get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Lynx cans???? Remote controls ????? I mean how unappealing do they make a man’s cock look?

Who’s ever looked at one of those pics and thought “oh I have some of that”

Think people are smart enough to work out and average size.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

"People being really into feet.

We just do not get it."

This and poo just don’t get either

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By *nesCouple
15 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Sounding.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
15 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Feet... Nope!! Keep away from mine, and keep yours away from me thanks.

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By *ellinever70Woman
15 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Pain and any kind of act that can be deemed aggressive

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

"We all must have some conundrums that have made us question the existence of certain things in the sexual sphere

What is it that’s made you ever scratch your head in confusion over such stuff?

What’s your quandary?"

But the seagulls love em when they get to landfill

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
15 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

We know it's fairly common, but clean up duties!

Also felching 🫣

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By *ora the explorerWoman
15 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Daddy

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By *ot really famousMan
15 weeks ago

monaghan

Adult breastfeeding...and nappies....yeuch...

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By *nkedguy777Man
15 weeks ago

Manchester

"Daddy "

Very strange isn't it

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By *iscotti32Woman
15 weeks ago

choomah island

Feet and ears. No fucking thank you

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By *oveandfastWoman
15 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

"People being really into feet.

We just do not get it."

Ooooh but if someone hits he right pressure point on one 🤤🤤

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By *oveandfastWoman
15 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

BBC/ BWC

A big one is a big one surely? lol

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By *moothdickMan
15 weeks ago

stoke

Poo and fisting, don’t understand either … poo, agree with an earlier post, foul waste that stinks and fisting, why would anyone want to be a sooty glove puppet ?

All to their own but not for me

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By *luebell888Woman
15 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Women who want to be owned by a male and call them Sir or Master.

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By *uke OzadeMan
15 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Penis wands. I could think of nothing worse than shoving a metal tube down my jap’s eye

Can’t think what anyone would find appealing about that.

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By *osey WalesMan
15 weeks ago

As above, poo play 🤮 but also age play, so adults dressed as babies and even dressed up in school uniforms.

We all have our kinks and each to their own, live and let live but when you dont get it, or get turned on by it, you just dont get it.

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By *osey WalesMan
15 weeks ago

Bruising and marking your partner.

Badge of honour my arse. Sometimes they look like they have been beaten up. Who finds that attractive.

Again, if you dont get it, you dont get it.

Maybe i'm just too vanilla !

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
15 weeks ago

chichester

"I've never understood people paying for OnlyFans"

That’s easy it’s porn. People enjoy content and not everyone is broke that they can’t sling 5bucks for a sub to see lots content

People enjoy custom content / rates / chats etc or just like supporting a person they get off on content and want them to be able continue making it .

Reason it’s a 3.7billon dollar company

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By *ealitybitesMan
15 weeks ago

Belfast

Women deep throating a dildo. No idea what the appeal is supposed to be unless they are a frustrated sword swallower.

A man with a belt in his hand just tells me he has put on a bit of weight and doesn't need it anymore.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
15 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Women deep throating a dildo. No idea what the appeal is supposed to be unless they are a frustrated sword swallower.

A man with a belt in his hand just tells me he has put on a bit of weight and doesn't need it anymore. "

Yeah I don’t like the belt ones. There’s loads of them. Puts me off. That things coming nowhere near me

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

When they ask ‘who’s pussy is this’ 🤢 I just say it’s mine and move on

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
15 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"When they ask ‘who’s pussy is this’ 🤢 I just say it’s mine and move on "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
15 weeks ago

chichester

"Women deep throating a dildo. No idea what the appeal is supposed to be unless they are a frustrated sword swallower.

A man with a belt in his hand just tells me he has put on a bit of weight and doesn't need it anymore. "

lol the belt

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By *agic johnsonMan
15 weeks ago

morden

The Sunday morning bragging from women on here saying how sore they are and how filled up they was from being rogered by about 5 guys, so gross , no need for the in depth details

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By *nesCouple
15 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Yay for sluts!

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By *ase4122Man
15 weeks ago

Lancashire

"Women who want to be owned by a male and call them Sir or Master."

100% agree, I just don't get that, it's degrading

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By *unner6969Man
15 weeks ago

Bicester

No pee, poo or pain for me.

So, in my experiences it is “squirting” (pee) especially all over my hotel room duvet. Really don’t like sleeping under a wet duvet, or that the hotel staff think I’ve peed myself while asleep.

I stay away in hotels (Mon-Fri).

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
15 weeks ago

Merseyside

Fisting…. it knocks me sick

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By *unner6969Man
15 weeks ago

Bicester

"When they ask ‘who’s pussy is this’ 🤢 I just say it’s mine and move on "

Who (and why) would anyone say that? I don’t understand….

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

The commentary on couples videos.. you've asked 200 times, yes she likes it.

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