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By *enton OP Man
9 weeks ago

Wakefield

A few cautionary words of advice as those "playing" may not realise potential ramifications and I'd hate them getting into any bother.

Just noticed yet another female Fabber on here (no, I shan't name and shame) has put a status update saying that she greeted her delivery driver wearing "very sexy lingerie" and that she hoped "it gave him a tease" or words to that effect.

Like I say I'm not targeting an individual, just speaking generally.

Now I'm a red blooded male. Of course I LOVE gorgeous women in the sexiest lingerie, am sure I'm not alone on here either! And that's perfectly fine. But everything has a time and a place.

My brother-in-law owns a fast food restaurant so they offer a home delivery service and if they're short staffed or busy he will do some deliveries himself.

One busy evening he had not only to do some deliveries but also had to look after their then 11 year old daughter. So they did the usual and formed a delivery team with him driving and his daughter knocking on the doors. She loved doing it as often they'd give her a tip which she was allowed to keep.

Now this one time the door was answered by a woman in her mid 40's who was completely stark naked. Not a single stitch of clothing. She hastily grabbed the pizza box and slammed the door shut and my niece found the whole incident funny. As kids often do.

My brother-in-law did not.

Ok, no actual harm was done as such but he did look into it and the Law states that they could have made a complaint to the police and if the lady found guilty she could (not saying would) have ended up on the sex offenders register as my niece is a minor. Basically the law states that it is perfectly legal to answer your own door dressed however you choose, including being naked, but if the person calling is offended they can make a complaint and charges can be brought.

So, like I say this is just a few cautionary words for those getting a thrill out of being a bit naughty when they answer the door. I will repeat I FULLY get why you are doing it. But just stop and think who might be there when you open the door. An unexpected friend? Some family member even? A child? Does the person earning an honest day's pay for an honest day's work delivering your food or parcels actually want to see you in your "sexy" lingerie or the buff? It might be, to them, the most horrific of sights!

Again, not being a party-pooper but when I see these status updates it always reminds me of my niece delivering her pizzas.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Now I'm not condoning this in anyway because as you say, delivery drivers etc. shouldn't be subjected to your kink without consent and it's right that charges can be brought, especially if the roles were reversed... However, in this instance, wouldn't the whole situation have been avoided had she just looked through the eye-hole of the door? 🤔

Sorry, let the intrusive thoughts win there... 😅

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By *aven.Woman
9 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Just because men perv at them on here they get an over inflated ego thinking everyone wants to see them half naked, they don't.

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By *r John WickMan
9 weeks ago

The Continental

Just thinking with the pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

yes do it alot lol, x

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By *abluesbabyMan
9 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"Now I'm not condoning this in anyway because as you say, delivery drivers etc. shouldn't be subjected to your kink without consent and it's right that charges can be brought, especially if the roles were reversed... However, in this instance, wouldn't the whole situation have been avoided had she just looked through the eye-hole of the door? 🤔

Sorry, let the intrusive thoughts win there... 😅"

"If the roles are reversed" Nope. The law doesn't discriminate. People have found themselves in trouble for doing this. The OP raises some very sensible, sobering points.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
9 weeks ago

Newcastle

Party pooper alert… I don’t think people of any gender should answer the door naked or exposed to people who are just going about their day to day job.

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By *illy IdolMan
9 weeks ago

Midlands

Certainly food for thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"Now I'm not condoning this in anyway because as you say, delivery drivers etc. shouldn't be subjected to your kink without consent and it's right that charges can be brought, especially if the roles were reversed... However, in this instance, wouldn't the whole situation have been avoided had she just looked through the eye-hole of the door? 🤔

Sorry, let the intrusive thoughts win there... 😅

"If the roles are reversed" Nope. The law doesn't discriminate. People have found themselves in trouble for doing this. The OP raises some very sensible, sobering points. "

That's what I meant, some women see it as fun and harmless but I'm sure they wouldn't think the same if a guy answered the door naked to a female driver.

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By *abluesbabyMan
9 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"Now I'm not condoning this in anyway because as you say, delivery drivers etc. shouldn't be subjected to your kink without consent and it's right that charges can be brought, especially if the roles were reversed... However, in this instance, wouldn't the whole situation have been avoided had she just looked through the eye-hole of the door? 🤔

Sorry, let the intrusive thoughts win there... 😅

"If the roles are reversed" Nope. The law doesn't discriminate. People have found themselves in trouble for doing this. The OP raises some very sensible, sobering points.

That's what I meant, some women see it as fun and harmless but I'm sure they wouldn't think the same if a guy answered the door naked to a female driver."

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I am nomaly in my riding hat and jods lol He knows now and put inside door xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
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9 weeks ago

East Sussex

It's really, really easy to not involve other people in your kinks. So easy that I honestly have a hard time understanding why anyone does it.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"It's really, really easy to not involve other people in your kinks. So easy that I honestly have a hard time understanding why anyone does it. "
The mind a wonderful thing xxx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
9 weeks ago

East Sussex

"It's really, really easy to not involve other people in your kinks. So easy that I honestly have a hard time understanding why anyone does it. The mind a wonderful thing xxx"

I wish my mind was

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By *rettyboylloydMan
9 weeks ago

Manchester

The author is absolutely correct here.

Feel free to read this article from the Lancashire Telegraph. The title says it all.

https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/1852598.man-placed-sex-offenders-register-answering-door-naked/

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

It's curious, because nudity alone is not illegal (either in public or on private property) and naturism is a non sexual lifestyle that many people have. The law on nudity is that you cannot expose your genitals such that you intend someone to see them and that you cannot be expose your genitals intending to cause harm or distress. There is no law banning nudity, no law about exposed breasts etc. It's all under Section 66 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003.

Basically, for an offence to have taken place (for any gender) would need exposed genitals, deliberately intending someone else to see and with a reasonable suggestion of intent to cause harm/distress.

I personally wouldn't want or expect to see a nude person answering the door, but in law, no offence is committed by simply standing there and accepting a delivery.

The cases I've found where someone WAS prosecuted (male and female) involved nudity plus things like masturbation or deliberate wangling of body parts towards people in a manner to cause fear/distress.

E.g.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/15/northwich-woman-fined-200-for-masturbating-on-bench-outside-waitrose-17183485/

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

"The author is absolutely correct here.

Feel free to read this article from the Lancashire Telegraph. The title says it all.

https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/1852598.man-placed-sex-offenders-register-answering-door-naked/"

And this is why:

"He told police he was trying to scare the children away because youngsters were calling at his house too often."

Had he simply opened the door, closed it and stated to police he was a naturist, he would likely not have been prosecuted.

Please note, my statement is NOT a sign I agree with the actions!

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By *parkle1974Woman
9 weeks ago

Leeds

Some people are just desperate for attention!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
9 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"It's curious, because nudity alone is not illegal (either in public or on private property) and naturism is a non sexual lifestyle that many people have. The law on nudity is that you cannot expose your genitals such that you intend someone to see them and that you cannot be expose your genitals intending to cause harm or distress. There is no law banning nudity, no law about exposed breasts etc. It's all under Section 66 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003.

Basically, for an offence to have taken place (for any gender) would need exposed genitals, deliberately intending someone else to see and with a reasonable suggestion of intent to cause harm/distress.

I personally wouldn't want or expect to see a nude person answering the door, but in law, no offence is committed by simply standing there and accepting a delivery.

The cases I've found where someone WAS prosecuted (male and female) involved nudity plus things like masturbation or deliberate wangling of body parts towards people in a manner to cause fear/distress.

E.g.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/15/northwich-woman-fined-200-for-masturbating-on-bench-outside-waitrose-17183485/"

So what you are saying is:

I can't put a fake moustache and googley eyes on my penis and thrust it through the letter box just as postie is about to deliver some letters?

But I can answer the door bollock naked wearing a fake moustache and comedy glasses on my face as long as I'm not getting a sexual kink from it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

"It's curious, because nudity alone is not illegal (either in public or on private property) and naturism is a non sexual lifestyle that many people have. The law on nudity is that you cannot expose your genitals such that you intend someone to see them and that you cannot be expose your genitals intending to cause harm or distress. There is no law banning nudity, no law about exposed breasts etc. It's all under Section 66 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003.

Basically, for an offence to have taken place (for any gender) would need exposed genitals, deliberately intending someone else to see and with a reasonable suggestion of intent to cause harm/distress.

I personally wouldn't want or expect to see a nude person answering the door, but in law, no offence is committed by simply standing there and accepting a delivery.

The cases I've found where someone WAS prosecuted (male and female) involved nudity plus things like masturbation or deliberate wangling of body parts towards people in a manner to cause fear/distress.

E.g.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/15/northwich-woman-fined-200-for-masturbating-on-bench-outside-waitrose-17183485/

So what you are saying is:

I can't put a fake moustache and googley eyes on my penis and thrust it through the letter box just as postie is about to deliver some letters?

But I can answer the door bollock naked wearing a fake moustache and comedy glasses on my face as long as I'm not getting a sexual kink from it?

"

Technically, by the letter of the law, yes. Someone attempting to prosecute the latter would need to demonstrate an intent to cause fear or distress.

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
9 weeks ago

Somewhere

Dropped a food delivery off recently and the guy was sporting only speedos and sliders. I mean not naked of course... Still a tad surprised though

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
9 weeks ago

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I've seen video clips of Women doing it, If they're going to do things like this for kicks have a towel on or be tight tops short skirts etc not in underwear or naked ffs

On another note if I put a sign up in my window stating I'm a naturist and answer the door naked, Do you recon people might stop knocking at my door

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
9 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

This is something pretty close to my heart to be honest. Did the pizza have pineapple on it? If so, all is forgiven.

If not, jail time and plenty of it.

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By *rettyboylloydMan
9 weeks ago

Manchester

"It's curious, because nudity alone is not illegal (either in public or on private property) and naturism is a non sexual lifestyle that many people have. The law on nudity is that you cannot expose your genitals such that you intend someone to see them and that you cannot be expose your genitals intending to cause harm or distress. There is no law banning nudity, no law about exposed breasts etc. It's all under Section 66 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003.

Basically, for an offence to have taken place (for any gender) would need exposed genitals, deliberately intending someone else to see and with a reasonable suggestion of intent to cause harm/distress.

I personally wouldn't want or expect to see a nude person answering the door, but in law, no offence is committed by simply standing there and accepting a delivery.

The cases I've found where someone WAS prosecuted (male and female) involved nudity plus things like masturbation or deliberate wangling of body parts towards people in a manner to cause fear/distress.

E.g.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/15/northwich-woman-fined-200-for-masturbating-on-bench-outside-waitrose-17183485/

So what you are saying is:

I can't put a fake moustache and googley eyes on my penis and thrust it through the letter box just as postie is about to deliver some letters?

But I can answer the door bollock naked wearing a fake moustache and comedy glasses on my face as long as I'm not getting a sexual kink from it?

Technically, by the letter of the law, yes. Someone attempting to prosecute the latter would need to demonstrate an intent to cause fear or distress. "

That is correct. But I think what the author is really getting at is it REALLY worth all that hassle and likely considerable expense and possible harmed reputation even if not found guilty just for a quick thrill!

Plus don't force your desires on someone who hasn't already given their consent.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
9 weeks ago

North West

"It's curious, because nudity alone is not illegal (either in public or on private property) and naturism is a non sexual lifestyle that many people have. The law on nudity is that you cannot expose your genitals such that you intend someone to see them and that you cannot be expose your genitals intending to cause harm or distress. There is no law banning nudity, no law about exposed breasts etc. It's all under Section 66 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003.

Basically, for an offence to have taken place (for any gender) would need exposed genitals, deliberately intending someone else to see and with a reasonable suggestion of intent to cause harm/distress.

I personally wouldn't want or expect to see a nude person answering the door, but in law, no offence is committed by simply standing there and accepting a delivery.

The cases I've found where someone WAS prosecuted (male and female) involved nudity plus things like masturbation or deliberate wangling of body parts towards people in a manner to cause fear/distress.

E.g.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/15/northwich-woman-fined-200-for-masturbating-on-bench-outside-waitrose-17183485/

So what you are saying is:

I can't put a fake moustache and googley eyes on my penis and thrust it through the letter box just as postie is about to deliver some letters?

But I can answer the door bollock naked wearing a fake moustache and comedy glasses on my face as long as I'm not getting a sexual kink from it?

Technically, by the letter of the law, yes. Someone attempting to prosecute the latter would need to demonstrate an intent to cause fear or distress.

That is correct. But I think what the author is really getting at is it REALLY worth all that hassle and likely considerable expense and possible harmed reputation even if not found guilty just for a quick thrill!

Plus don't force your desires on someone who hasn't already given their consent. "

Please read the bit where I said that explaining what's technically legal isn't me giving my personal opinion.

I'm not a naturist, I don't and won't be answering my door naked.

However, leaving aside people trying to get some kind of sexual kick (which probably renders the nudity illegal), there are people who are naturists. Naturism isn't sexual, it's not a kink or fetish.

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By *otguy555Man
9 weeks ago

Bristol

I rang my wife and told her I had forgotten my door keys and for her to let me in and I was 2 minutes away. So 1 minute later she heard the door knocking so she ran to the door in her panties and bra and just opened the door thinking it was me. It was a delivery driver and he was stood there staring and then I walked down the path 1 minute later and seen him standing there and my wife was standing in the kitchen ironing her dress. I just stood next to the driver and we were staring at her ass. We all laughed

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan
9 weeks ago

Leeds

Its the entitlement of some on here that the OP is opining. I too see status updates bragging about giving the delivery driver a quick flash. It happens fairly frequently.

But as we all have to live in an ordered society we sometimes have to think of more than just what we want and be considerate to others.

I like to play my drums. I am of course free to play my drums. But I'm not going to do it out in the back garden at 3am on a school night. I choose that out of consideration to others.

And I wear clothes when answering the door!

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By *ellinever70Woman
9 weeks ago

Ayrshire

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But as we all have to live in an ordered society we sometimes have to think of more than just what we want and be considerate to others.

And I wear clothes when answering the door! "

Yes, I don’t think anything else needs to be said really

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By *tlanshiaWoman
9 weeks ago

Chatham

You shouldn't include non consenting people in your play. I don't know how many times I need to say this.

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I wearily looked at this thread thinking it was going to be a hapless horndog regaling us all of his twisted naked adventures involving the poor, unsuspecting delivery folk of somewhere depressing.

How refreshing to read the OP, I agree with your sentiments. I am a very open minded person and I consider myself fairly difficult to shock, but even I would baulk at seeing an unexpectedly naked Maureen who think she’s irresistibly alluring to all unfortunate souls who clap eyes on her odious vessel of despair.

Put it away, Maureen, you selfish, hideous, fetid tart.

There. That feels better.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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9 weeks ago

East Sussex

Poor Maureen. She just got out of the bath

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By *elix SightedMan
9 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Poor Maureen. She just got out of the bath"

😆

Oo has she? I’ll be right round

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By *ust another WonkoMan
9 weeks ago

here and there

I very much doubt that they would enjoy seeing me in lingerie

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By *icecouple561Couple
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9 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Poor Maureen. She just got out of the bath

😆

Oo has she? I’ll be right round"

She's just dusting herself off with Morny Lily of The Valley talc, bring chips

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
9 weeks ago

Coventry

I think it's just a point of basic respect that you don't impose your sexual motivations on anyone who you don't know wishes to receive it. And although a lot of the time men will not mind that doesn't mean every man will not mind and that you won't cause alarm and distress.

In this example nudity is not illegal. If this woman was a naturist this would be fine in her own property. Although most naturist would have the common sense regarding answering their door. However it's the motivation here that changes things because the motivation was sexaul and therefore indecent. The naked body alone is not indecent but the motivation with how you act with it can be indecent. Obviously we have the benifit of knowing the motivation. We also have the common sense to understand no harm was done or there was any intent to do harm. From a legal point of view the nudity is not enough, you'd have to prove the act or reason for exposure of naked body was illegal which may not have been easy to prove beyond reasonable doubt. So common sense prevailed but it's a fair point. No one wants a criminal conviction for a sexual offence or having a reputation in the community for being a wrong un, especially if it involves children regardless of an actual conviction or not. That's a whole lot of hassle you don't want. At the end of the day as adults we are responsible for our actions.

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By *jfrenchMan
9 weeks ago

Stockport

Not intending to dilute the serious message the OP gives here, nor any of the great responses, but can't help but think of this fond memory...

Back when we were students one very sunny Saturday we all ended up having lunch and way too many drinks in the pub's beer garden. Only one thing for it. Yep, lets go out pubbing and clubbing all night.

So one girl pops home and jumps in the shower but as she's drying off she hears a knock at the door. She hastily tied her hair up in a towel turban and opens the door to find the then current Labour party candidate canvassing for an upcoming election and his entourage just staring in shock and disbelief at her.

Yes, she'd tied her hair up... but being quite tipsy still had forgotten to put a towel, or anything for that matter, around her body!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Next time I deliver a pizza I’ll flash my knob at the ring doorbell. See how they like it.

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By *iscotti32Woman
9 weeks ago

gateshead

Can’t think of anything worse than getting dressed up in sexy lingerie to titillate a pizza delivery man.

If I’m getting a pizza delivered I’m being a slob, who could be arsed? 😂

I accidentally flashed a tit to the post man when I was hastily putting a dressing gown on, mortifying for us both I’m sure

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